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    Dave always thought that his biggest problem in life would be his hidden, gay-ass love for his bestie, John.

    Boy was he goddamn wrong. Brace yourself, kid. Shit's about to get real.

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    24/?
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    A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?

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    19/20
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    Her hair is a mess of tangles and curls and her eyes are a blazing green fire, and even though she's frowning and there's a bottle of whiskey balanced against her palm you know this is who you're looking for. You walk quietly to her and nab the open seat by her side, then you quietly ask if her name is Jade English.

    She responds, "who wants to know?"

    and you say, "Dave Strider, otherwise known as me."

    She downs some whiskey and confirms that she is indeed Jade English, and you want to approach this slowly but you can't, so with a tongue like lightning you spit, "is your brother John Crocker?" and you know by the cold glare she gives you that he is. "Because I want to know about, his, um. Why are his wrists always fractured?"

    She snorts into her whiskey and responds that his bones are made of paper, they're frail and flimsy and if he so much as moves wrong they make a sickening crunch and you know he's broken something again. She tells you that he calls her crying sometimes, repeats to her how badly it hurts and how badly he wants to die, and she says:

    "if he lets you in, don't hurt him, because i'm a sharpshooter and i'll hurt you."

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    5
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    Now chatting with a live representative.
    TT: hey, babygirl. you can call me bro. i'll be taking care of you this evening.
    TT: you got some tenacity, hacking straight into my network.
    TT: i'm not charging for this, i'm too invested in the story.

    Jade finds credentials to hack Bro's network in the source code for one of his ironically-run websites. It lands her right in a live sex chat. Might as well take advantage of it, right?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    43
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    234
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    68
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    You don’t remember. But we weren’t always like this.

    We were once powerful. We were once Gods. People believed in us, and Earth bended beneath our fingers. We were truly happy, back then. But the empire that worshipped us fell, and History turned its back on us.

    Humans have forgotten us. And, weakened and defeated, we’ve forgotten ourselves.

    But I still haven’t forgotten you.

    It’s been 1700 years. We don’t have much time left. And, if I have to embrace oblivion and end up my existence, I need to do it by your side.

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    2/?
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    2
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    10
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    4
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    two years after the events in the Game, Dave is still struggling to get over his brothers death. noticing this, Karkat and the others take it upon themselves to go back into the game, and challenge an optional boss who goes by Sburb's Memory compositor knight, who can grant any wish without consequence, so long as they beat her. along the way, the group slowly, but surely find out more about how Dave's brother had beaten her and casted a wish. but what was this wish, and why do all of her minions know of Dave and his friends, and about Bro's wish?

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    2
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    1
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    37
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    (AN AU where Trolls and Humans both live on Earth, with the Trolls migrating from Alternia years ago.) John and Karkat have been childhood friends, and Dave met John online a few years back. Moving to Washington about a year ago, he and Karkat have gotten on decent terms. They all slowly but surely realize that they're all pointlessly in love, while trying to get through troubles at home and school. However, something on a far more larger scale is happening in their town, and it could end up drastically changing everything they've ever known.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    54
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    86
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1399
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    You never understood why mom was so upset with you, you never understood dad avoided you. The very least you did was try, but apparently it had not worked. This caused your bright blue sky, to boil and dry.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    17
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    69
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    6
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    1,228,292
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    928
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    1057
    Bookmarks:
    211
    Hits:
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    There was a rush, and that was it.
    The Game was Over.
    And that should have been the end of it. But the decrees of Fate are not so simple as a quiet victory and a trip home.
    Or, rather, “home” was not where it was expected to be.

    An Exalted and Homestuck crossover/fusion fic, written so that fans who don't know Exalted can enjoy as well. Tags and Archive Warnings will be updated as the fic progresses.

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    English
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    52,097
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1076
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    Your name is John Egbert, you're fresh out of college and you've got a crappy work-at-home job you couldn't care less about. There's nothing exciting about your life in this new city, you live right on the outskirts where nothing exciting happens and all your friends are somewhere else. You can't really see anything exciting happening in your life, and you aren't sure you care too much.
    That's what you thought anyway until you meet a blonde-haired boy on a street-corner at around two in the morning.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    7
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    1
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    51
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    I got this idea off of a tumblr post. I don't remember the source, but here's the text from it: "how about a “our asshole mutual friends set us up on a blind date and didn’t tell us it was a blind date, so instead of getting to know each other we spent the entire ‘date’ scheming against them and decided an awesome way to get back at them would be to pretend to date and then have a horrendous breakup but now that we’re two months into this charade we’re not sure what’s real and what’s fake anymore” au"
    Dave and Jade are going to be the most frequent characters. John, Rose, Kanaya, and maybe a few others will appear occasionally but not too often. Enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    666
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    Legacies aren’t something people down below have to deal with. Eridan Ampora’s involves security and Angels; Feferi Peixes must decide if she’s ever going to return to her mother’s horrid genetic modification company. As they both run from responsibility and stay away from all who knew them before, they meet the Vantases and Maryams—their crazy neighbors in the apartment upstairs—who may end up dragging them (plus the rest of the fucked up civilization they live in) into a revolution.

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    English
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    157,198
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3318
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    One-shots of things I wanted to put in my fic Scratchbent, but they either didn't make it in because they weren't relevant to the plotline or the fic would have been too long. More tags and characters will be added as soon as more one-shots are added.

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    English
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    18,024
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    58
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    It's been six years since Karkat's parents died-murdered in cold blood. He would have lost his life that night, but he was saved by a mysterious boy with strange powers. He never forgot about him. Now, a new kid moved into town and has become Karkat's friend. Something seems...weird about him, but Karkat isn't sure what.

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    English
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    40,509
    Chapters:
    33/34
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1835
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    Roxy Lalonde has an obsession with frozen yogurt. The only thing better than frozen yogurt is cats. Luckily for her, her best friend happens to own the best froyo place in town.
    Calliope is new to town. Her brother has convinced her to go to a stupid street faire in a place she doesn't like while it rains. She only enters the frozen yogurt shop because she's hungry and wants to get out of the rain.
    And then Calliope meets a girl named Roxy.
    They both like frozen yogurt a good deal more than they did after they meet each other.

    Language:
    English
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    41,882
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1251
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    Ты встречаешь древнюю девушку, одна кожа да кости, которая толкает тебя в свой умирающий звёздный мир.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    3/7
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    It's a modern town and a modern world - and yet Jade is only getting involved in it now. She meets Terezi, an odd young woman with an even odder name - and despite their best efforts to lead normal lives, events spiral out of their control to the point where just carrying a gun around at night isn't going to help. But even though they face enemies beyond their understanding, they face those enemies with the not-so-quiet reassurance that they aren't alone - and not entirely helpless, either...

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    English
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    16,784
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    99
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    Sexual slavery is legal, organized, and accepted in the United States. Young adults who have committed a crime may be sold into slavery. However, although rare, it is legal for a parent to sell their adult offspring into slavery. Innocent, optimistic John Egbert is sold into slavery. Will the poor boy make it in the care of a seemingly emotionless blonde?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,245
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2011

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