16 Works in Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

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    Summary

    Jade agrees to have a threesome with Rose and Kanaya. It's unexpectedly awesome.

    Words:
    1,352
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    266
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    Jade goes into heat. A drabble with a solo scene. Implied Jade/Rose/Kanaya.

    Words:
    635
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    709
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    It can be healthy to just start things over when it gets too bad. However, some things need to be seen through to the end before you can move on.
    Sometimes the end can be a little traumatizing for all involved parties.

    Series
    Words:
    62,338
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    240
    Bookmarks:
    45
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    20 drabbles using the title of a lesbian movie as a prompt.

    Multiple pairings to be expected. Will add more tags and shift rating as I go.

    Words:
    2,356
    Chapters:
    10/20
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2558
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    In which Rose, Kanaya, and Jade try a number of new things in the bedroom.

    Words:
    7,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2238
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    “I object to this marriage.” the MYSTERIOUS FIGURE says.
    Dave raises an eyebrow. Rose frowns. You nearly drop the ring in shock.
    “On what grounds?” Dave asks.
    “Because,” she says, “I love Rose too!”


    In this sequel to the popular parody fic Jade Harley's Very Yaoi Life, Jade and Rose try to get married only to find their wedding crashed by Rose's not-so-secret second suitor, Kanaya. Hilarity ensues as this joke-filled fic lampoons yaoi cliches, bad characterization, fandom memes, and everything else under the Homestuck sun.
    Series
    Words:
    9,064
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    958
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    Co-made with Rinacat, who drew the beautiful illustrations!

    So it turns out, polyamorous relationships between three girls and two different species are harder to manage than they sound!

    Words:
    3,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    708
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    Co-made with Rinacat, who drew the beautiful illustrations!

    Kanaya was immortal. Rose could be. Jade would never be.

    Words:
    2,478
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    472
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    On the making of the sun and stars.

    Words:
    2,253
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1312
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    Summary

    There's a certain ache in your chest when you feel as though a piece of your heart belongs to everybody around you.

    Words:
    1,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    522
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    It's hard, being a kid and trying to come up with the perfect presents for your two girlfriends. It's hard and nobody understands.

    Well, except maybe for the aforementioned two girlfriends, that is.

    Words:
    2,275
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Kanaya Maryam: Give up.

    (Rose and Jade: Don't let her.)

    Words:
    10,988
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    4489
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    Vriska asks her what the hell she thinks she’s doing and in a fit of honesty she tells the troll A Sort Of Ashen Mediation Between Two Matesprites and Vriska laughs so long and so hard that Kanaya blocks her, shuts off the computer completely and spends the rest of the day wandering the woods around Rose and Jade’s home. When she returns they ask if something is wrong and she says it’s nothing and they let her lie.

    Words:
    3,652
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    793
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    Jade has an idea and presents her case to Kanaya and Rose, who are not really feeling it. Kanaya has a much better suggestion.

    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1278
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    Summary

    If Rose Lalonde hadn’t known a great many things about Jade, she might have taken everything at face value. After all, it could only be expected that a child raised mostly by a dog would show some sort of affection through particular physical actions. She was aware of Jade’s upbringing, and it would have been remiss of her to ignore all that she knew.

    Therefore, when Jade arrived late one night under the pretense of a surprise sleepover, Rose gave only the most polite and gentlest of surprised shrieks when Jade’s tongue first descended upon her throat.

    Kanaya Maryam was a bit sharper about it all. Though Rose had fully expected a chainsaw-totting fury to fly through the house chasing after the owner of the tongue on her neck, Kanaya had simply smiled.

    Words:
    6,376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3567
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Twilight: the abridged version. With lesbians.

    Rose's life is hard.

    She's a teenage girl growing up in a new town, with a werewolf and a vampire battling for her affections, and nobody understands.

    Words:
    10,705
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    5378

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