20 Works in Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

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    Summary

    It can be healthy to just start things over when it gets too bad. However, some things need to be seen through to the end before you can move on.
    Sometimes the end can be a little traumatizing for all involved parties.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,794
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    335
    Bookmarks:
    56
  2. Tags
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    20 drabbles using the title of a lesbian movie as a prompt.

    Multiple pairings to be expected. Will add more tags and shift rating as I go.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,556
    Chapters:
    11/20
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    4434
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    Various short kinkmeme fills, kept together to avoid spamming the archive. Ratings run the full gamut, browse with care. All characters in graphic sexual situations can be assumed to be aged up to legal unless otherwise specified and/or unnecessary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,522
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    252
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    14030
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    Rose, Jade, and Kanaya spend Christmas together. Kanaya doesn't understand the rituals behind this celebration, but is content to let her girlfriends drag her along for the ride.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    353
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    John is 15 years old and is visiting Dave Strider, his best friend for 5 years and never saw him once. Not a profile picture or anything. He didn't want to look into it. All the more to visit. What he wasn't expecting was to develop feelings for his older brothers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    936
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    811
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    Dave wants to do it properly.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1919
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    Jade agrees to have a threesome with Rose and Kanaya. It's unexpectedly awesome.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,352
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    903
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    Jade goes into heat. A drabble with a solo scene. Implied Jade/Rose/Kanaya.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    635
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1699
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    In which Rose, Kanaya, and Jade try a number of new things in the bedroom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3937
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    “I object to this marriage.” the MYSTERIOUS FIGURE says.
    Dave raises an eyebrow. Rose frowns. You nearly drop the ring in shock.
    “On what grounds?” Dave asks.
    “Because,” she says, “I love Rose too!”


    In this sequel to the popular parody fic Jade Harley's Very Yaoi Life, Jade and Rose try to get married only to find their wedding crashed by Rose's not-so-secret second suitor, Kanaya. Hilarity ensues as this joke-filled fic lampoons yaoi cliches, bad characterization, fandom memes, and everything else under the Homestuck sun.
    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,064
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1239
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    Co-made with Rinacat, who drew the beautiful illustrations!

    So it turns out, polyamorous relationships between three girls and two different species are harder to manage than they sound!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1041
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    Co-made with Rinacat, who drew the beautiful illustrations!

    Kanaya was immortal. Rose could be. Jade would never be.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,478
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    780
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    On the making of the sun and stars.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,253
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1635
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    There's a certain ache in your chest when you feel as though a piece of your heart belongs to everybody around you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    626
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    It's hard, being a kid and trying to come up with the perfect presents for your two girlfriends. It's hard and nobody understands.

    Well, except maybe for the aforementioned two girlfriends, that is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,275
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Kanaya Maryam: Give up.

    (Rose and Jade: Don't let her.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,988
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    6044
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    Vriska asks her what the hell she thinks she’s doing and in a fit of honesty she tells the troll A Sort Of Ashen Mediation Between Two Matesprites and Vriska laughs so long and so hard that Kanaya blocks her, shuts off the computer completely and spends the rest of the day wandering the woods around Rose and Jade’s home. When she returns they ask if something is wrong and she says it’s nothing and they let her lie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,652
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1055
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    Jade has an idea and presents her case to Kanaya and Rose, who are not really feeling it. Kanaya has a much better suggestion.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1709
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    If Rose Lalonde hadn’t known a great many things about Jade, she might have taken everything at face value. After all, it could only be expected that a child raised mostly by a dog would show some sort of affection through particular physical actions. She was aware of Jade’s upbringing, and it would have been remiss of her to ignore all that she knew.

    Therefore, when Jade arrived late one night under the pretense of a surprise sleepover, Rose gave only the most polite and gentlest of surprised shrieks when Jade’s tongue first descended upon her throat.

    Kanaya Maryam was a bit sharper about it all. Though Rose had fully expected a chainsaw-totting fury to fly through the house chasing after the owner of the tongue on her neck, Kanaya had simply smiled.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4319
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    Summary

    Twilight: the abridged version. With lesbians.

    Rose's life is hard.

    She's a teenage girl growing up in a new town, with a werewolf and a vampire battling for her affections, and nobody understands.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,705
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    6551

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