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    "More like a love octagon or something. I like Jake, and only Jane knows that. Aranea likes Jake, me, Jane and Roxy all know about that. Jane likes Jake, me, Roxy and Meenah know about that. Meenah likes Aranea, everyone but Aranea knows that. Roxy likes Jake, I'm the only one that knows that, but she also likes Jane, and me and Jake know that."

    "Well shit."

    "What's up with your love triangle?"

    "Not much of one. Rose and Kanaya are dating, Jade likes both of them and is planning on telling them soon. I like John, but he's straighter then a package of rulers in a church. I like Karkat too, but he hates my guts, so that's a no there. I think John had a thing for Rose, but that was last year, and he seems pretty over it by now."

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
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    It can be healthy to just start things over when it gets too bad. However, some things need to be seen through to the end before you can move on.
    Sometimes the end can be a little traumatizing for all involved parties.

    ETA 7/16/2015: The break-up in the tags is not for the main pairing, but is heavily discussed.

    Series
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    English
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    82,985
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    362
    Bookmarks:
    62
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    That asshole broke your computer. He broke your last physical memory of her. He's the reason you feel like you lost her all over again, and why your heart has to start healing all over again. You want nothing to do with him.

    In wich Karkat is an asshole and causes Sollux's mom's laptop to break, causing Sollux to go into a downward spiral. Neither want anything to do with the other, but of course both of them have the shittiest of luck.

    Second Person, main ship/focus is on Solkat.

    Currently on a roughly month-long Vacation Hiatus

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,640
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    187
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    When Jade got home from work, Rose was on the couch, still mostly clothed, and Kanaya was kneeling on the floor before her, gently pressing kisses to her bare calves.

    A trio of snarky girlfriends have silly, pre-negotiated, kinky sex, which is clearly the best way to unwind after a long day at work.

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    English
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    3,885
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    536
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    John is 15 years old and is visiting Dave Strider, his best friend for 5 years and never saw him once. Not a profile picture or anything. He didn't want to look into it. All the more to visit. What he wasn't expecting was to develop feelings for his older brothers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,910
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1653
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    wooooo

    Language:
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    304
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    109
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    Prompt: "Kanaya and Jade doing something with plants or flowers together. It can be romantic or not. I would love to see them having fun over fauna together. If you want to, you can add a Rose in there somewhere."

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    6
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    19
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    Andrew H. Skaia High School.
    It's the beginning of the 2014 school year.
    The Betas are teachers.
    The Alphas are students.
    Weird shit goes down.
    And all the chaos is lead by the principle, Andrew Hussie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,300
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1801
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    20 drabbles using the title of a lesbian movie as a prompt.

    Multiple pairings to be expected. Will add more tags and shift rating as I go.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,556
    Chapters:
    11/20
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    5378
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    Various short kinkmeme fills, kept together to avoid spamming the archive. Ratings run the full gamut, browse with care. All characters in graphic sexual situations can be assumed to be aged up to legal unless otherwise specified and/or unnecessary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,522
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    17214
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    Rose, Jade, and Kanaya spend Christmas together. Kanaya doesn't understand the rituals behind this celebration, but is content to let her girlfriends drag her along for the ride.

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    24
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    632
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    Dave wants to do it properly.

    Series
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2427
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    Jade agrees to have a threesome with Rose and Kanaya. It's unexpectedly awesome.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14
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    1124
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    Jade goes into heat. A drabble with a solo scene. Implied Jade/Rose/Kanaya.

    Language:
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    Words:
    635
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2276
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    In which Rose, Kanaya, and Jade try a number of new things in the bedroom.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4779
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    “I object to this marriage.” the MYSTERIOUS FIGURE says.
    Dave raises an eyebrow. Rose frowns. You nearly drop the ring in shock.
    “On what grounds?” Dave asks.
    “Because,” she says, “I love Rose too!”


    In this sequel to the popular parody fic Jade Harley's Very Yaoi Life, Jade and Rose try to get married only to find their wedding crashed by Rose's not-so-secret second suitor, Kanaya. Hilarity ensues as this joke-filled fic lampoons yaoi cliches, bad characterization, fandom memes, and everything else under the Homestuck sun.
    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1396
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    Co-made with Rinacat, who drew the beautiful illustrations!

    So it turns out, polyamorous relationships between three girls and two different species are harder to manage than they sound!

    Language:
    English
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    3,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1169
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    Co-made with Rinacat, who drew the beautiful illustrations!

    Kanaya was immortal. Rose could be. Jade would never be.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    982
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    On the making of the sun and stars.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
    Kudos:
    138
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    22
    Hits:
    1787
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    There's a certain ache in your chest when you feel as though a piece of your heart belongs to everybody around you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    674

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