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    You’d relived this moment over and over. It played like a filmstrip in your mind. You thought about it when you watched movies with John; when you listened to Dave’s newest, illest beats; during Rose’s intervention (you wonder if you have attention problems, actually; that was rather important and you should have been paying attention). You thought about it when you laid awake in your bed, easily ignoring Rose’s sleep-mumblings and surprisingly snuffly snores, staring at the ceiling, eyes wide even though they could not absorb any light in this unnatural darkness, until you wrenched them shut and buried your face in your pillow.

    You finally had to face the truth: You had developed an odd and unprecedented crush on the Mayor, and there was no going back.

    THIS IS A CRACKFIC. Please do not take the pairing(s) seriously, unless you really want to. The brainchild of two insane people who stay up too late talking about crack pairings. Posted on blueMinuet's birthday. Happy birthday, blueMinuet!

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    Your name is Dave Strider and Alternia is where you'll be spending the next two months of your life. You resent your bro for forcing you to volunteer at the mental institution. The building is creepy, the patients scare you, and you won't even get started on that Jade chick who just stares at you all day. The only thing you look forward to are your daily coloring sessions with the blind Terezi, although you're way too cool to admit it. All in all, this is going to be the worst summer vacation of your life.

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    'This is stupid', you tell yourself, 'This is so fucking stupid, Dave. He’s still Karkat.'

    A week after Karkat's adult molt, Dave finds himself still struggling with the change.

    Takes place after "is was will be".

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    Dirk Strider is a prostitute. Jake English is in mourning of his mother. Some things that should never be used to bond bring two men closer than they'd ever expected. COMPLETE

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    They all thought that they won the game once they killed Lord English, but they were dead wrong. It's been four years since it happened, and nothing seems right anymore. Karkat, Terezi, and Kanaya have been in hiding due to the bounty on them, their human friends not keeping contact with them. But all of that changes when they find out that their adventure is not over yet. [Part of a 4-part series]

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    Karkat has grown tired of his roommate's multiple sex partners visiting their dorm at all hours of the day and night. Not that he has much time to worry about such things while he's trying to get close to the girl he has a crush, keep Gamzee from falling apart, and keep from failing his classes.

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    In which Jade Harley, a social and rather popular student, gets assigned to tutor Dave Strider, a quiet outcast loner, who she has never talked to before.

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    It's Prohibition and the world's a madhouse. Why don't you join in the fun?

    Roxy's a drunken flapper and the Crocker—English family owns a tiny speakeasy called Harley's. Aradia's on daring conquests and a baby is born.

    Filled with action, romance, affairs and more, I hope you enjoy Drystuck.

    Welcome to the Dark Carnival.

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    A collection of short-ish fics based on a 100 Themes challenge.

    Latest (5/9) -- Mother Nature:
    "Are you familiar with that inexplicable feeling that something is crawling on you?"

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    He hears ticking every day, it's distant but internal but enough to drive him nuts. They don't keep clocks in the house anymore.

     

    ''Jade would be proud of you.''

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    What happens when the girl you've been dating moves from across the world and neither of you know you're currently living in the same town and going to the same school? Read to find out

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    John Egbert did some things he wasn't proud of. He likes to think that it was because he was going through some messed up stuff, but really, he doesn't know why. It just kind of happened. Now he's being sent off to boarding school in another state, where the kids are just as screwed up as him and you have to keep up to stay alive. Once you've hit rock bottom, things can't possibly get any worse... right?

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    John and the other kids are finally out of high school, and decide to have one last meet-up before heading to college.

     

    Short high school AU, written two years ago (sorry for any errors, I don't feel like editing it.) Very loosely inspired by Shadows and Regrets by Yellowcard.

    I don't own homestuck or the characters from it.

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    Jade and Dave finally meet and Dave's crush becomes more relevant then ever.
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    Hey I'm now taking commissions to help out a friend in need so if you would be so kind to commission me that would be great!!

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    The number one rule of being the best man at a wedding is that you are supposed to be there for the groom.
    That, and don't sleep with his sister.
    That'll get you into all sorts of trouble you can't even possibly begin to imagine.

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    Evolution is critical for a species to survive. A species must move forwards in order to keep it safe from new threats.

    If a species becomes stuck, (evolutionstuck, if you will), it is in danger of extinction.

    It may not even be the evolution of the species physically that is required, rather its social evolution.

    Humans and trolls. Two species with a hatred for each other instilled at birth. Constantly feuding over land, resources and their continued existence.

    12 trolls raised in a cruel society which trains them to be the strongest generation, worthy of fighting the human plague.

    8 humans who have been terrified from birth by stories of fanged creatures which will rip their skin clean off and will murder their families and friends without a blink.

    The hope for a generation. The survival of not one, but two species.

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    Universe girls and sad boys.

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    Join Dave, John, Jade and other homestuck characters in this non-sburb zombiestuck fanfic. Witness death, heart break and new love all in type.

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    TG: you know how johnny boy is
    TG: cheesy wedding gags out the wazoo
    TG: next thing u no dirks right with him pretending to take him srsly and jade and dave have a bouncy castle rented for the ceremony
    CG: FUCK
    TG: what u know im right
    CG: I KNOW
    CG: THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO FORM AN ALLIANCE.
    TG: what
    TG: srsly
    CG: YEAH SERIOUSLY. YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ROSE'S FLOWERY BULLSHIT TENDENCIES AND CROCKER'S POTENTIAL PRANKS ALONE?
    TG: ...
    TG: shit

    Jade and Dave are getting married, and it's up to Roxy and Karkat to save them from their bridal party.

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    So I wanted to write a story involving time shenanigans. Then one midnight or so...this happened.

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