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    Jade was so excited to have everyone together for Christmas, but Dave has gone mysteriously missing. He could be hiding out for ironic purposes, but what if he isn't?

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    Dave Strider has never celebrated Valentine's Day -- he never had a reason to. But this year, he has Jade. And by God, she is going to make this the best Valentine's Day ever for him.

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    On Friday morning, Dave Strider, God Knight of Time, woke to find a half-naked Witch of Space floating in his pool outside his penthouse in Houston. Exactly three days later, he woke up in a completely destroyed hotel room in Las Vegas underneath a completely naked Witch of Space, wearing a diamond tiara with a tiger sitting in their bathtub.

    This is the tale of the Knight of Time and the Witch of Space and their conquest of the City of Sin. This is the story of how Dave Strider learned how to shoot a gun and how Jade Harley learned how to make old money uncomfortable. This is the tale of how Jade Harley stowed twelve big cats in the trunk of a pink El Dorado and how Dave Strider made a 500 pound bouncer humble (the old country way).

    And this is the story of how they got over their romantic hangups by learning that they were better off as lovers and not the other way around.

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    Dave makes the most inopportune reference of his life.

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    "You take a sip of the eggnog in your hand, pretending to listen intently to the rant Karkat is busy delivering to you. He always does this, and most of the time you really do listen, but your mind is a million miles away right now. Every once in a while your eyes drift over to the other side of the room where a lanky blond in a red suit is busy conversing with Terezi. You kind of wish it were you over there conversing with him, but you're not. You're in the spot you are currently standing in, listening to a stout angry man rant about the world. Kind of the opposite of what you want, really. You sigh and take another swig of your nog."

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    What happens when dave needs jade to join his band to win a stupid bet...romance odviously. But he has to get her to join him first.

    "John i need a pie" dave said to his best friend john
    "Well hello to you too." Only just opeing the door to his unexpected guest "why do you need a pie" he enquired as dave walked into his house
    "Its for jade"
    "You know, she does work at a cafe.There's plently of cakes there" 
    "Yeah but I sure as hell cant give jade a pie she made for a "im sorry please join my band" cake now can I"
    "Well I'm all out of box mixies sooo.." john said as dave made his way to his kitchen. 

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    When 16 year old Jake English moves from his small island to a small beach on the west coast, he expects nothing but boredom and less adventure than he'd like. But after being saved from drowning by a mysterious person, he learns that there's a bigger adventure than he ever could've imagined.

    (This is just a little DirkJake fanfiction that I've had in my mind for a while. It's based off tumblr user Ikimaru's merstuck drawings. (They're so fucking good.). There will probably be some OOCness, so be warned. Also, sorry for the shitty description. Merstuck!AU)

    (Keep in mind that I am not Andrew Hussie, therefore I do not own any characters. If I owned any of them, I probably wouldn't be writing a fanfic, would I?)

    (One final thing, I posted this to my Wattpad first (Closeted_Calliope), so if you see it there, don't worry! It's not stolen!)

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    Karkat Vantas had never expected to be a wizard. His father nor older brother ever told him of the wizard world anyhow. He had only wanted to live a normal life, never have to go through all of this. How could this be fair to him? Why would it be? Now after 12 years he finds himself in robes and talking to a blind girl, and a guy who always acts high.

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    March is a cocktease month: half-winter and half-spring with blustery weather and humidity followed by pouring rain. It’s also the doldrums of school and while everyone in the neighborhood struggles under the mounting pressure of senior year, another situation comes to a head.

    Takes place after 'it comes to light'.

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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    John was so happy, why wouldn't he be? His best friend was getting hitched! He was so happy, so FUCKING HAPPY.

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    When Dave and his friends discover that they're mutants, they are invited to attend Doctor Scratch's School for Gifted Youngsters.

    However, no school will ever be able to protect them from a shadowy organization intent on wiping out all of mutantkind.

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    In which Jade Vert, the heiress to the illustrious Crocker Corporation, has some family difficulties involving her step-grandmother, makes some unlikely friends, and ultimately finds love.

    Mirror Mirror/Snow White AU

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    Bro learns about his attraction and other events for Bro.

     

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    John Egbert and Rose Lalonde throw a party they KNOW Jade is going to love, in celebration of her birthday.

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    Jade, Dave, and Karkat host the yearly Halloween party. They are terrible hosts, and spend most of their time in the bedroom.

    An incredibly belated Halloween smutfic because there's not nearly enough jadedavekat on this earth.

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    In the aftermath of his father, the king's, death, Johnathan meets David, Rosalina, and Jadabelle. They came to help him successfully rule Lowas, and they all become great friends. As more developments and travels arise, the antics and cast just continue to become bigger. Let's watch, shall we?

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    Whoever said it was easy for humans to deal with troll romance was a lying liar who lies. Years after SBURB ends, John and Rose find it hard to adjust to the fact that their girlfriends routinely hatebang each other and sexile them while they get their Blackrom on. John and Rose struggle to work through it until Jade suggests something that might make things easier for both of them...sometimes you need to bend the rules a little to make a relationship work.

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    Doomed timelines mean sad, unfair, meaningless deaths.

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    In which John goes to Texas for his winter break from school, arriving Christmas eve to surprise his crush of all time(or so he thought) aka best bro Dave Strider. Due to having came out of the closet (Finally), to his dad recently, he was planning to tell Dave the sweet deets, as well as pretty much, confess... Only to have those plans thrown away because Dave has apparently been dating Jade on the down-low, and hes with her over at the Lalondes, this very moment, since she is here in big TX as well with Jake for her own winter break, the time John arrives the apartment, expecting Dave to answer, only to have ti be Dirk standing in the doorway.
    So John's pretty much has his heart crushed, and is stuck with the older Strider for Christmas, but is that entirely bad??
    What happens when, John begins falling for the tall smooth dorky older Texan, when they click over certain things? What'll happen when Dave finds out they're a thing?? Will Dad approve? A pretty risky romance, someone might call the cops, will it be Dave? Jade? A jealous ex? You'll just have to wait and read to find out! <3 ^^"

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