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    Dave's wife is gone, and his heart is empty. Naturally, he spends six months filling the hole with alcohol.

    Eventually, fate, his sister and a court-order all conspire to bully him into starting to heal.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have just sailed away on a meteor with your ecto-biological twin, five insectoid with candy corn horns (candy horns?), and a living chess piece who calls himself the Mayor.

    For the next three years of your life, you will have one common goal: to waste time. Some people turn to making clothing by the fire place, telling each other horror stories. Some play pretend as their ancestors, or as government officials. Some indulge themselves entirely in terrible romantic fantasies. Some sit in fridges.

    You, unfortunately, end up wasting your time emotionally crawling into a hole and staying there. ...Well, until you are forcefully pulled of it.

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Eleven horrifying years after your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival, and your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same since. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination where you end up on the screaming end of a post-cannibilistic blowjob, you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. With enough bell-bottom wearing spirits to qualify as a dance team, you might just stand a chance.

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    (You were wrong.)

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    Tiny ficlets written in response to various prompts. 1) Calliope has only the best intentions. 2) Jake has a brilliant idea! 3) Dave/Jade angst. 4) Rose & Sollux on a plane. 5) Alpha!Rose considers her work. 6) Terezi & Dave play Clue. 7) Dave claims he's a dashing pirate; Karkat disagrees. 8) Rose rises from the Green Sun.

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    2
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    It was moments like these Dave remembered just exactly what he loved about Jade Harley - the way she bent over and carefully plucked one of the larger blooms, the look on her face as she slowly spun the flower in her fingers, scrutinizing every detail of her new specimen, her adorable habit of tucking flowers behind her - oh sweet Jesus she’s eating it.

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    1/1
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    When your insane clusterfuck of a polyamorous household starts to run low on sweet, sweet cash, you take it upon yourself to fix the problem. It’s prom night, the stage is your seventeen-year-old mistress, and you're about to learn the ups and downs of life as an amateur male stripper; both on, and off, the pole.

    Time to go dancing.

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    Assigned to different ships at opposite ends of the Federation, in the middle of an interminable war, Dave and Jade do their best to stay in touch.

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    1/1
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    2
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    1
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    The story focuses on Rose, who has single-handedly ruined her own life under the influences of alcohol, self-deprecation and loss. It’s after her only source of support leaves her that she grits her teeth and accepts that something ought to change. This isn't a story of being rescued, of knights in shining armor, of undeterred determination– rather, it's a story of recovery, of bittersweet amendments, and of the clumsy, beautiful thing called love.

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    John Egbert is the Heir of a large inheritance that many would desire. So a Lord kidnaps the Heir to try to claim it, but John's Matesprit and Moirail want him back.

    //Terrible summary, sorry.

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    Three years is too long and you fucked up the one time you get to see her

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    Alternate title - 500 words.

    I created a matrix that has every possible combination of kids (pairs only) and then randomly assigned kinks to each pairing then randomly put it into a list. I am now going through and writing stories that are exactly 500 words for that pairing, for that kink.

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    La princesa de Prospit, Jade, ha aceptado la propuesta de matrimonio del reino enemigo, Derse. Prospit está cansado y casi llegando a su fin, y aunque a ella no le gusta la idea, lo hará por su reino.
    El príncipe de Derse, Dave, ha sido obligado a casarse con la princesa del reino enemigo Prospit. Y a pesar de que no le gusta la idea lo hará para dar a su reino nuevas tierras.
    Y ellos no son los únicos a los que no les gusta la idea de un matrimonio unificador…

    Más allá de eso, existe una vieja leyenda: ~El Sol y la Luna, dos amantes desventurados están destinado a encontrarse de nuevo y juntos traerán equilibrio a toda Skaia~

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    Karkat is precious. Hence, Dave is fucked.

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    There is the embarassment of shitting your pants in the middle of gum class.

    Having the friend you were fantasising about hear you moan their name is simply mortifying.

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    A little catch up with the Princes and Princesses of Skaia after a three year interlude.

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    Jake doesn't know what he's getting into when he agrees to help Jade out with something. This might be an adventure that's just a little bit too big for Jake to handle.

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    1/?
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    She has lipstick the color of John's eyes, and she tears your life apart piece by piece.

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    Have you ever had that friend that just their presence alone lights up your entire day. Well, that was Dave and Jade but all that is about to change because of a stupid fox eyed classmate. Dave has never wanted to punch someone sooo much in his life. And all because the idiot was hitting on Jade.

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    two years after the events in the Game, Dave is still struggling to get over his brothers death. noticing this, Karkat and the others take it upon themselves to go back into the game, and challenge an optional boss who goes by Sburb's Memory compositor knight, who can grant any wish without consequence, so long as they beat her. along the way, the group slowly, but surely find out more about how Dave's brother had beaten her and casted a wish. but what was this wish, and why do all of her minions know of Dave and his friends, and about Bro's wish?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    3
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    330

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