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    There is no such thing as a benevolent demon. Demons are Evil. There is however such thing in as a demon madly in love, unfortunately some of them are still insanely dangerous.

    Dave is adorable and in love,
    Jade is excitable, and sad...
    Dirk is insane...
    And Jake,
    Jake is just very very angry.

    (probably discontinued)

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    English
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    6,760
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    23
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    2
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    562
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    My bonus round fills on behalf of Team Palepitch.

    See headers for warnings

    Language:
    English
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    32,779
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
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    48
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    1068
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    Dave gets extremely injured in a freak accident, and Jade has to make him remember who he is.

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    English
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    880
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    148
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    Chaotic, mismatched faces become progressively more blurred, and amidst all the fucking madness, Dave realizes that they’re all fucking replacements.

    ...

    (Dave Strider/All)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1106
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    "Love you," The words escaped her mouth habitually before she had time to stop them.

    "Love you, t-" he stopped, red eyes widening considerably as the fond smile fell from his lips. A silence hung over the chat for a while, both open-mouthed and staring at the other.

    Then the connection dropped.

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    English
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    1,660
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    284
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    When your insane clusterfuck of a polyamorous household starts to run low on sweet, sweet cash, you take it upon yourself to fix the problem. It’s prom night, the stage is your seventeen-year-old mistress, and you're about to learn the ups and downs of life as an amateur male stripper; both on, and off, the pole.

    Time to go dancing.

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    English
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    32,340
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    915
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    John Egbert has just moved to a new neighborhood. On his first day at his new school he meets Karkat Vantas, a very angry, albeit short, teenage boy his age. After a few months of being friends, John is lead to believe that Karkat has a reason for always being upset. How will this oblivious boy help his best friend open up to him? Will something else blossom out of this relationship? Will Dani ever get better at writing summaries?

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    English
    Words:
    30,964
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1942
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    In which Jade is excited for prom, gets abandoned by Dave, and comforted by an unlikely friend.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    211
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    Dave Strider and Jade Harley are twenty-three year old virgins. They plan to change that tonight.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    9
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    227
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    Your stomach flips and you stop momentarily, checking to make sure you weren't imagining what you heard. Nope. John Egbert is definitely calling after you and definitely kicking up dust to catch up. You turn back around and speed-walk towards your hive.

     

    karkat: makin' my way down town, walkin fast
    john: HEY KARKAT
    karkat: WALKIN' FASTER

    this whole thing was an excuse to write smut and use that meme and i'm not sorry

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    920
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    It’s the first of November and the school cafeteria is still decorated for it. Black, purple, and orange octopi hang from the ceiling and every door and window has colorful tentacle decals. They just remind you of bulges. Bright, colorful bulges everywhere.

    Takes place after "if i swallow anything evil".

    Series
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    English
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    25,097
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    686
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    You sincerely love jade, she's sweet, nice, optimistic and makes you a better person. You would do a lot for her. But find yourself boarding a plane to Punjab India isn't exactly what you wanted to be doing on a Sunday night. You are seriously considering jumping out of the plane and running down the runway rather than spending an 18 hour plane ride ride and a month with your three best friends, older brother, your friends siblings and the majority of your class who you call trolls and are all obnoxiously annoying in their own way. You are be chill with the majority but this may just be testing your sanity. What a wonderful highschool trip.

    Series
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    English
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    12,056
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    713
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    In which terrible mistakes are made, often costing others their lives, there are politics, and the espionage that comes with them, a curse or two and far too much involvement of the old gods in modern affairs.

    Or:

    Dave Strider pays for something he didn't do, Rose Lalonde grieves, and Jade Harley sets out to correct her wrongdoings. Eventually.

    Language:
    English
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    48,029
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2090
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    The Beta Kids and Karkat have landed themselves on Jade's island as victors of the game Sburb. They've won their lives and maybe even a second chance. Unfortunately, Karkat feels the blame for the deaths of so many of his friends. A plan is made to save Karkat from himself, and maybe even everyone else in the process.

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    English
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    6,098
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1010
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    Dave Strider has had a crush on Jade Harley since they started high school. His lame attempts to confess his affections for her lead to plan F, the plan he hopes will get his message across.

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    English
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    1,062
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13
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    191
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    Dave trying to cope with Jades death, first time writing, it kinda just popped into my head sorry that it's not well written or thought out I kinda just wanted to get it typed out.
    (I'm actually really nervous about posting this I don't want hate for being a crap writer. (-^-)/)

    Language:
    English
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    467
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    27
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    El juego ya había acabado... pero, a pesar de que salvaron a la humanidad, Dave Strider y sus amigos... habían perdido algo mucho mas importante y valioso...

    Language:
    Español
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    700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    18
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    Dave is a regular at a normal cart dinner, but it isn't the food he keeps going back for.

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    English
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    12,254
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1276
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    Most days his chucklevoodooed mind is placid and fuzzy, a calming haze over everything, but sometimes the fog lifts, and Davide Stiride can barely sit still. Tonight, he chooses not to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,520
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    172

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