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    “Pssst! Dave! Guess who’s not wearing any panties?”

    Next to you, John snorts half a glass of water up his nose. Karkat, sitting next to Jade, goes very, very still. Like sudden movements might just trigger a scene straight out of Basic Instinct (man, he just wishes). You pat John helpfully on the back as he hacks up water and drool and snot like a champ. It’s absolutely hilarious until you realize that holy shit your girlfriend is not wearing any panties. Holy shit. Your boner goes whoa whoa wait a darnskippin’ minute, home skillet, let us just think about that for a second.

    You do. Think about it, that is. You think about it very seriously. Give it all your due consideration.

    Holy shit.

     

    Your girlfriend is not wearing any panties.

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    Your name is reader, and you are about to read a Campstuck fanfiction. The author demands it.

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    2/?
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    A garage band? With you? It sounds like a hoax or a set-up or a dream.  Maybe it’s all three. But...you’d be a fool to pass up this opportunity, just in case you’re in a reality that would allow something so nice to happen to someone like you.

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    Jade Harley can't understand why a demon would pretend feelings for her, or how he could do it so convincingly.

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    30/?
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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    13/?
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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    Dave gets extremely injured in a freak accident, and Jade has to make him remember who he is.

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    Chaotic, mismatched faces become progressively more blurred, and amidst all the fucking madness, Dave realizes that they’re all fucking replacements.

    ...

    (Dave Strider/All)

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    "Love you," The words escaped her mouth habitually before she had time to stop them.

    "Love you, t-" he stopped, red eyes widening considerably as the fond smile fell from his lips. A silence hung over the chat for a while, both open-mouthed and staring at the other.

    Then the connection dropped.

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    Moving is not fun period. Sometimes being a cheerleader sucks. Chess apparently is not a sport. Basketball in wheelchairs is harder than you think. Are cheerleaders supposed to be guys? Life sucks. Don't fall in love at a young age. Horses are better than people. Magic is for little kids. Being blind isn't a disability. Making friends isn't easy when people hate you. How do you get the girl? You shouldn't be laughed at for the wrong reasons. Stabbing people is not okay. Having hair that is too big.
    Kids will be kids, and sometimes they can act like trolls.

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    6/?
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    In a world where the person you are meant to be with is dictated by if you can feel their pain, John Egbert thought he knew who his soulmate would be. He was wrong.

    Karkat Vantas didn't think he would have a soulmate at all. He was also wrong.

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    Not surprisingly, the supply of fit, sound of mind, willing siblings to pilot Jaegers is short. This is where academies designed to train new pilot candidates come in. Jade Harley, one of only 28 people to actually graduate from Pilot School in her year and be considered to pilot a Jaeger, has to learn people skills fast if she's going to be compatible enough with someone to actually pass above the other candidates and pilot a Jaeger. This isn't easy when most of her peers look down upon someone like her, who had to rely on good grades and dead parents (instead of money) to get into the academies in the first place. She tries her very best to be someone the other girls can like and maybe make a friend, but ends up getting an unexpected lesson on what companionship really means -- hopefully before the final exam!

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    13/?
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    John Egbert has just moved to a new neighborhood. On his first day at his new school he meets Karkat Vantas, a very angry, albeit short, teenage boy his age. After a few months of being friends, John is lead to believe that Karkat has a reason for always being upset. How will this oblivious boy help his best friend open up to him? Will something else blossom out of this relationship? Will Dani ever get better at writing summaries?

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    In which Jade is excited for prom, get's abandoned by Dave, and comforted by an unlikely friend.

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    Dave Strider and Jade Harley are twenty-three year old virgins. They plan to change that tonight.

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    Your stomach flips and you stop momentarily, checking to make sure you weren't imagining what you heard. Nope. John Egbert is definitely calling after you and definitely kicking up dust to catch up. You turn back around and speed-walk towards your hive.

    karkat: makin' my way down town, walkin fast
    john: HEY KARKAT
    karkat: WALKIN' FASTER

    this whole thing was an excuse to write smut and use use that meme and i'm not sorry

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    It’s the first of November and the school cafeteria is still decorated for it. Black, purple, and orange octopi hang from the ceiling and every door and window has colorful tentacle decals. They just remind you of bulges. Bright, colorful bulges everywhere.

    Takes place after "if i swallow anything evil".

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    Welcome to Alternia! The humble fishing village where sirens lure men to their deaths with a flick of their tails and havoc runs wild in the city. The condescending Queen rules over all, her soliders patrolling the town to guard them from these mythical seafolk.

    In this not-so-picture-perfect bout of nostalgic scenery, a war or two are brewing, creating tensions over all.

    Romance? Maybe. Drama? Definitely. Rip-snorting teeth-clenching adventure?

    Hell yeah.

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    You sincerely love jade, she's sweet, nice, optimistic and makes you a better person. You would do a lot for her. But find yourself boarding a plane to Punjab India isn't exactly what you wanted to be doing on a Sunday night. You are seriously considering jumping out of the plane and running down the runway rather than spending an 18 hour plane ride ride and a month with your three best friends, older brother, your friends siblings and the majority of your class who you call trolls and are all obnoxiously annoying in their own way. You are be chill with the majority but this may just be testing your sanity. What a wonderful highschool trip.

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    10/?
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    10
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