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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    64,465
    Chapters:
    59/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    37/?
    Comments:
    341
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    403
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    60
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    9651
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    A bit of Zombiestuck? Had this idea stuck in my head for a few days and decided to see where this goes! Hope you enjoy

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
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    131
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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    100,608
    Chapters:
    29/30
    Comments:
    155
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2148
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    The U.S. thought at first it was something that spread like H1N1, but something more severe brought in from another country--that it was something that could be fixed...They were so, so wrong. It became widely spread around the planet and you had to move out of Houston since the Corrupted wandered into town. That was thirty days ago.

    Thirty days and death is still new to you.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    789
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    "What if a pigeon choked on that wrapper, all because you couldn’t bother to pick it up?”
    “Oh damn, you’re right, lord knows we don’t have enough of those in New York, huh?”

    Language:
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    1,340
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    101
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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    309,595
    Chapters:
    57/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3832
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    When she was 10 years old, a young Nepeta met a mermaid on her last day of vacation. Five years have passed since then and her family is returning to the California coast. She's expecting to see the mermaid once again. But there may be more to this mermaid than she expected...

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    10
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    For this prompt on my tumblr:

    "dave/jade smut - first time

    dave is super nervous and prepares like dinners, wears a tux, has like fucking rose petals all over the goddamn place and he’s waiting for jade to come over and they’ve planned it for that night. then jade gets over and she’s lookin good but didn’t really dress up and she’s like “holy shit??? dave it’s ok” and he’s like “NO it has to be special and i ahve to be gentle” and when they actually do it his way it’s like awkward at first then she’s like “calm down and let me handle things” and mounts him and goes her own pace and she’s like the one to go rough and he’s like squeaking and all breathy and moaning and then when they finish he’s like super clingy and cuddly wtf”

    Hope y'all enjoy Dave "The Literal Blushing Virgin" Strider

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    1/1
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    Yeah, imma just post short things here.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    6
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    19
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    678
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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    394
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    When the monsters came from the depths, Jade lost the only guardians she had ever known. Now she's a Ranger in training, sworn to prevent the same tragedy that befell her tiny family from happening to anyone else's, but she's years too late to save the Striders'.

    When the monsters came from the depths, they sank Dave's dreams to the bottom of the ocean with his brothers' Jager. Now he teaches what he can't do. He may be Jade's trainer, but he's the one who has the most to learn.

    When the monsters came from the depths, they made two people grow into adults when they should have been kids. Now they're broken, halved from their purpose, with nobody to pick up the pieces but themselves.

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    34,657
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    A date between Dave and Jade.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
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    Once upon a time in the land of Skaia there was a witch named Rose Lalonde. She was the greatest witch ever. Of all time. But when darkness threatens to take over the world, she is put to the ultimate test and must embark on a quest of epic proportions to defeat the Four Evil Mages. Along the way she meets some cool people, blows some stuff up, and maybe finds love.

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    28,218
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    467
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    So I'm going to try and do the 30 Day OTP challange :) with my two OTP's KurMeu & Solnep!

    Nsfw in some chapters (there wil be warning if you don't wish to see)

    Language:
    English
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    15,194
    Chapters:
    12/31
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    220
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    A cautionary tale about a group of night-owl teenagers.

    This has since been discontinued. Read the seventh "chapter" for information about the ending I was headed for.

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    English
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    12,967
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1049
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    Kankri has just moved in and has to go to a whole new school. Everything is practically normal in his new high school, oddly meeting other people rather quickly. His friend Porrim introduces him to people. Due to him speaking rather a lot. Makes some problems. until he finds a tall fellow. Suddenly falling in love with him. You know what they say, 'love at first sight'.

    Language:
    English
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    4,254
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    479
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    In an ordinary highschool, a multitude of homestuck characters have angsty teenage moments and everybody is connected, even if they don't know it.

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    English
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    6,687
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    280
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    Karkat has grown tired of his roommate's multiple sex partners visiting their dorm at all hours of the day and night. Not that he has much time to worry about such things while he's trying to get close to the girl he has a crush, keep Gamzee from falling apart, and keep from failing his classes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,786
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2825
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    Human kids being nerds as usual.

    Language:
    English
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    4,293
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    243

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