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    when Karkat confronts the occupants of the hotel room below his about their loud guitar music, he doesn't expect to see them again, much less for them to have friends in common

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    "I want her to be happy, not to stress over a dumb decision.”

    “When have you known her to stress about making a choice?”

    He looked back at his sister, his shades glinting in the light from the porch.

    “This is true.”

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    There was a time when Dirk Strider can't really remember much of anything personal before his fifteenth summer. Whatever. Not that it matters. When Dave leaves for the summer, Dirk decided to say "fuck it" and enrolled in some college courses. On the first day of his botany course, Dirk meets...him. Jake English. Sexy Tasmanian Extraordinaire. And, oh christ, Dirk is head over heels. And it's not good. So not good.

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    John has been watching Dave from a far for a month now, will he ever get the courage to talk to him? How will dave feel? And how many people is dave seeing? Read this to find out!

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    When 16 year old Jake English moves from his small island to a small beach on the west coast, he expects nothing but boredom and less adventure than he'd like. But after being saved from drowning by a mysterious person, he learns that there's a bigger adventure than he ever could've imagined.

    (This is just a little DirkJake fanfiction that I've had in my mind for a while. It's based off tumblr user Ikimaru's merstuck drawings. (They're so fucking good.). There will probably be some OOCness, so be warned. Also, sorry for the shitty description. Merstuck!AU)

    (Keep in mind that I am not Andrew Hussie, therefore I do not own any characters. If I owned any of them, I probably wouldn't be writing a fanfic, would I?)

    (One final thing, I posted this to my Wattpad first (Closeted_Calliope), so if you see it there, don't worry! It's not stolen!)

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Ever since your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. Victory is imminent...

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    You are sixteen years old when you cough up your first flower petal.

    It's red.

    Of course it's fucking red.

    The same exact red of his text.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~

    The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited feelings, where the patient throws up and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings and memories about the person disappear along with the flowers.

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    In which Dave falls into a pit of despair, you guys dig a hole in a graveyard together, he kisses you (and most likely regrets it) and the world seems to spin again-- even though Dave killed his brother.
    Jokes on you.
    Sobbing ensues, along with drunken stupors, sexual innuendos, stupid rambling, and a sprinkle of unresolved sexual tension. Oh, and some drugs, fucking, and murder.

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    Dave and Rose move to the west coast to get away from their problems and find some monsters. What they find instead are John and Jade.

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    After the death of her mother, the newfound hate of her brother and recovering form being a heavy alcoholic, Rose Lalonde feels completely alone. Until she meets Kanaya.

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    "She dreamed of paradise, and landed in a nightmare."

    On her 12th birthday, Jade Harley falls asleep - only to wake up in a world where she is queen, and there is an entire planet of people planning her destruction. However, she soon learns that the boy behind the revolution is someone very familiar.

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    When your insane clusterfuck of a polyamorous household starts to run low on sweet, sweet cash, you take it upon yourself to fix the problem. It’s prom night, the stage is your seventeen-year-old mistress, and you're about to learn the ups and downs of life as an amateur male stripper; both on, and off, the pole.

    Time to go dancing.

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    Karkat is obsessed with Terezi, He wants her in all of his quadrants. But what happens when the Meteors start hitting and sburb never existed? This is an Alternate universe, only something's are changed which will be explained in the story. Such as Nepeta and Equius being a Red Rom. Terezi starts to worry since her Lusus is not hatching although it had told her when the Meteors started striking the world below them then it would hatch. Karkat is trying to take care of Terezi, Trolls are dying left and right, non-stop. Karkat becomes the leader of a small group of trolls, including fantrolls, that will be introduced in links to their character charts or chapters dedicated to introducing them.

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    Dave is arguably hella confused when he ends up on a bed of flowers.

    Frisk is secretly glad that they have a companion to talk to. Chara was nice, but then. Ghost. on the plus side, Dave was amusing to watch.

    Flowey was at his wits end.

    And through it all, a forgotten scientist laughs through it all.

    Meanwhile...

    "What the fuck is my life even. Just. Does this always - shit!"

    *You cheer Dave on. He can do it!

    "No I fucking can't, oh god, put that down, how many of those do you have woman!?"

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    Dave Strider goes out to brood on a rainy evening and sees a familiar woman sitting on a bench across from him. What is her name? Rain is a funny thing.

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    it all started with a joke, about how much money pornstars make and what each other's porn star names would be. All until Roxy and Jane reminded him how much his textbooks would cost, then it started sounding like an option. Dirk Strider could not believe he was signing up for an live streaming service for cam girls. un fucking real.

    or: the college/camboy au that literally no one asked for

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    Jade has a theory that Dave is turned on by referencing Fall Out Boy, and goes over the top to test her theory.

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    Most of the lights in the courtroom dimmed apart from two spotlights - one illuminating the legislacerator, and one illuminating him.

    "Daveed Straed," said the teal blood above him, her voice booming through the room. She had a microphone on her; they'd clearly made a spectacle out of this. "You are accused of the crimes of bearing mutated blood and of obscuring your blood status. How do you plead?"

    Why bother giving him a choice? Dave shrugged his shoulders and cocked his head to the side. "Not guilty?"

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    Three years is a long time, especially to be stuck on a meteor soaring through space and time. Granted, the people are nice, and there is a lot of exploration to do, but you can only do that for so long. What really is the pinnacle of entertainment for the survivors of the SBURB and SGRUB games is dream bubble visiting. Once in a while, the meteor passes through a cluster of a collection of the travelers' memories.

    Two of the most frequent dream hoppers are Dave Strider and Jade Harley, who have made a habit of going on daily adventures and romantic dates in the vastness of the dream world. We all have secrets that we wish for no one to ever see though, and that is true for them too. But both visiting paradises and risking revealing your deepest hidden secrets is part of the thrill, isn't it?

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