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karkat and his pet human jade go out to run some errands, but when they get back home (get back hive??) they discover a not-so-pleasant surprise.
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When a young troll kid from John's rescue adopts Bec as his new mom, Jade has no choice but to bring him home. No choice at all! (D'aw.)
Dave totally has the choice of ignoring Jade's weird pets, and he is making it. Watch him paying no mind... to... aw, crap, why's that little bugger so cute.
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It's hard to explain and if i explained then it would spoil the story. Just know that there will be clownshipping, Karkat and pretty much everyone, and crossdressing. Uh... It's humanstuck/collegestuck, so no sburb or sgrub, and yeah.
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Jade is busy gardening when she approached by an unexpected visitor.
A visitor who wants to kill her.
(Post-game AU)
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Jade's in trouble at school again. Her teacher, Kankri Vantas (nicknamed "The Insufferable") goads Karkat into joining him for a private parent-teacher conference.
It doesn't go how Karkat plans at all.
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The 'new start' after the game isn't what anyone expected or wanted.
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- Part 1 of The Village
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Two lonely kids meet at the intersection of two meteors.
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It's a new term at Skia Academy, home of aspect magic and powerful mages. Let's watch as our main protagonist, John Egbert, the newly appointed Heir of Breath try to avoid getting ambushed by a nubby horned troll about the secretive ‘accident’ that happened last year at the End Game party.
"It is most likely that our gullible heir-to-be is hiding so that he doesn’t have to face the utmost embarrassing confrontation of his short teenage life."
“JOHN EGBERT. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.”Series
- Part 1 of Aspectstuck
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John visits Jade, Karkat and their daughter. He finds that he's still loves and wants them just as much as ever.
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- Part 5 of Imagine
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“So… so, is there… Dammit, is there, like, an egg inside of you?”
In which Jade is pregnant, and Karkat is confused.Series
- Part 1 of Trolls Know Nuthin’ ‘Bout Babies
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"John, could you please quiet down a little? I'd just like to check the news and-" Jane slowed down and stopped in mid-sentence.
John was still lying on the floor. He could see his older sister go pale out of the corner of his eye, his ears perked up but the TV was not loud enough to make out what it was about. Something about a lot of car crashes? Did he hear the word 'Infection'? He made out words like 'mass panic' and 'trolls attacking'. It was like a whirl of voices that left him feeling a little agitated. He rubbed his head one last time before he sat up and turned to face the TV and the first pictures of what would change his whole life burned into his retina.
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In which a canine Karkat gets ALL THE BELLY RUBS, forever.
For a prompt here, for Jade and human!Terezi, with Karkat as her seeing-eye dog: http://homesmut.livejournal.com/11448.html?thread=19504568#t19504568
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When the Golden Ship docks on the asteroid and no one disembarks, Karkat decides to look for the missing Harelybert twins himself. He's waited for them long enough.
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When she was feeling sad, she would close her eyes and think about all the miles she had travelled and how, no matter what destination she reached, it never felt like the right one. It never felt like home and she was beginning to wonder if "home" was even a place.
The countdown in his head was always wrong and it perturbed him- the digits chipped away at themselves, second by second, but he knew they would never reach zero. His internal clock was broken and wouldn’t stop resetting, like whatever it was meant to herald had gone wrong and needed to begin again.
One single timeline has unseen influence on all other existing timelines, even if they never directly intersect.
This story is long and involves various pairings, but the only one that really matters is Dave/Jade. Essentially, it is a collection of Dave/Jade AUs gone horribly, horribly wrong in an unusual and convoluted sadstuck.
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- Part 6 of It's Like Christmas Up In Here
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Officers Harley and Vantas go on vacation together, but it turns out to be less relaxing then they hoped.
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- Part 15 of PoliceForcestuck
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has opened memo on board Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts --
CG: I HAVE A NUMBER OF QUICK ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE BEFORE I GO CRASH IN MY PILE AND SLEEP THE GLORIOUS SLEEP OF THE UNDISTURBED. IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES ARE STILL AWAKE, SHUT UP.
CG: ITEM 0.
CG: HUMANS ARE THE BEST.
CG: I AM PROUD I CONTRIBUTED TO YOUR CREATION, HUMANS.Sequel to Awake at Night.
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- Part 2 of the family you choose
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"Where are you going?" the other you asks, and his voice is husky and friendly and not even a little bit like yours. You have never sounded like that one day of your life and you're never going to and you don't give a fuck. No, honestly, you don't.
"I'm missing some of my humans," you inform him, gruff and uncaring and your shoulders squared like the badass leader that you are and why does he have to be a head taller than you? "And I have deduced with my masterful, scintillating intelligence that in order to get out they have quite possibly used the only way out that exists short of walking through walls. That--" you point, "--tunnel, just in the wholly unsurprising case you needed that clarified."
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- Part 1 of Sunlightverse
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Officer Karkat Vantas just wants his damn coffee.
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- Part 5 of PoliceForcestuck
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I felt the need to write a drunkfic once in my life. Karkat Vantas/Jade Harley. John Egbert throws a Valentines Day party, the first one after everyone ends up on Earth. Everyone's still adjusting, but everybody's hoping a party will lighten the mood with everyone. That is until Karkat feels like reminiscing about everybody's memories in the game, embarrassing and personal.
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a series i'm working on in which they're all little kiddies. mostly based on jade ( the total new girl ) trying to make friends with karkat.
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