5 Works in Jacob Rees-Mogg

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    There's three things pretty much everyone's sure of. One, there's a General Election coming up. Two, it's going to come down to two people. Three, those two people-David Cameron and Ed Miliband- will never, ever, stop arguing. Ever. It's impossible. And it's certainly impossible that the two of them could ever, possibly, willingly spend time together. It's impossible that you could start to enjoy spending time with the one person who disagrees with you on everything. It's impossible that you could find yourself confiding in your political rival. It's absolutely, completely, unutterably impossible that you could find yourselves maybe, possibly, navigating something together that might be more than just friendship.
    Impossible. Of course.
    Then again, impossibility isn't what it used to be.

    Epic Camerband fic, set from autumn 2014 onwards to some point in the near future. Overlaps with General Election and real-life events. A story of politics, awkward friendship, something more than awkward friendship and too much arguing.
    (No, really. Too much arguing.)
    (Check Author's Notes inside for reasons for absurd word-count, etc.:))

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    "David wonders quite how he might one day have to explain to his grandchildren why he is spending the Christmas Eve of 2015, crouched in his car in Dartmouth Park, with George Osborne and Nick Clegg acting as the world's most reluctant carol singers, while he tries to scribble a Christmas-lighted whiteboard message to Ed Miliband, but he supposes it's one of those situations where you just have to be there."

    David has a Christmas card problem. Nick and George are exasperated. Miliband is endearingly irritating. Boris and Jacob are maddeningly eloquent. And everyone else is convinced David has some ulterior motive for wanting to send a Christmas message to the former Leader of the Opposition. Camerband. (Could also be Cleggborne/Osballs if you squint.)

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    In the wake of Cameron's EU referendum pledge, his backbenchers decide to encourage him in his newfound Euroscepticism by giving him David Nuttall.

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    Drabble written for the rare pair prompt.

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    Drabble written for the rare pair prompt.

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