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    Derse has always been a terrible place to live - or so Roxy hears. With a mother acting as advisor to the Black Queen, Roxy has lived a life of nobility, complete with access to magical education and a room with a view from the castle towers. Hers is not the happiest childhood, but politics, at least, are not at the forefront of her worries.
    However, when the empress of a defunct wasteland seizes control of the throne, Roxy's comfortable life is upended. She will have to survive being sent hundreds of miles away from her parents, the spread of genocide across a continent, and watching her brother warp from a child too depressed to get out of bed to a militant "prince" of the latest Dersite revolution. Added to these are the trials adolescence brings, including alcoholism, sexuality, and the search for an identity that will distinguish her from the rest of her infamous family members.

    Prequel, parallel, and sequel to I'll Have My Pound of Flesh Rare. Updates Fridays!

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    “Oh, I don’t know if he will kill her! In fact, there’s almost a fifty-fifty chance that she’ll live! Jack's just going to track her scent back to us first, and probably slaughter everyone. I wonder how lucky Vriska “thiiiiiiiinks” she is when that happens?”
    “Well… fuck.”
    “That sums up this situation quite nicely. Welcome to a doomed timeline Karkat! I’d suggest that you start praying.”
    “Terezi.”
    “Yes?”
    “Shut the fuck up.”

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    John Egbert did some things he wasn't proud of. He likes to think that it was because he was going through some messed up stuff, but really, he doesn't know why. It just kind of happened. Now he's being sent off to boarding school in another state, where the kids are just as screwed up as him and you have to keep up to stay alive. Once you've hit rock bottom, things can't possibly get any worse... right?

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    Eight people are called to play a game. Some are well into adulthood. Some haven’t yet reached that stage. Some are best friends. Some are complete strangers. All have a great deal of growing up to do. They will face monsters, monarchs, their impending mortality, and their fellow players. The foes they face will be unstoppable, the horrors will be consuming. The only way for those eight players to win is for them to come together and grow as people. For now, however, the game is about to begin.

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    Inspired by the game Coma.

    John wakes up, to find his life has changed, he lives in a large dull house in the middle of an expansive countryside. Join him in his quest to save his sister amidst the unsettling muteness of his new dreamlike life. An escape from reality wherein other monsters may lie.

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    A young man, who goes by the name of Karkat Vantas, Is attending college for the first time. Once there, he runs into a boy named Dave Strider. Because Dave is... well, Dave, Karkat hates him immediately. But is it really hate he feels? Or is there something he's not admitting to himself? What will happen between these two dweebs? Read to find out.

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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you're a mutant-blood. Despite this, you've managed to join the elite group called the Threshecutioners by injecting yourself with an illegal serum that lets you become a jade-blood, if only for a few days. You've climbed the ranks and now you have been chosen to lead an important mission --- a mission to assassinate one of the rebel leaders. you were positively brimming with pride until the Grand Highblood decided it was necessary to swat you down from your high horse and tell you it wasn't even an important leader. Granted, it was a Psiioniic, but Sollux Captor wasn't going to live long if someone with your skills were on the case.
    However, the Grand Doucheclown then proceeded to give you the worse team in the history of paradox space --- a cat girl and a sweaty rock.
    THE FUCK?
    When you questioned the number of minions you get, the Grand Dickface told you the mission was covert, and that only three trolls were needed. At that point, you'd probably would have gotten yourself executed with your yelling if your moirail hadn't come stumbling over to you in his stoned glory to shoosh-pap you.

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    Welcome to Doc Scratch's Vocational High School, a school of fighting to show how powerful you are, and where you stand, death is at nearly every corner, you know how it goes, you live you die, except you must fight for the sake of the school, once you are in you live here, never, or hardly able to return home, you can contact your parents or guardians, but you cannot see them there are over three hundred thousand students here in this school specifically made for fighting, we only take the best of the best fighters.

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    The European Cultures class takes a visit to Italy, one of the most romantic cities in the world.

    Shenanigans ensue!

    WARNING: THERE IS SOME SEXUAL ASSAULT BUT IT IS **BRIEF** AND THE PERSON DOING IT GETS THE STUFFING BEAT OUT OF THEM.

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    After her grandfather was murdered by merciless and immortal creatures of the night, Jade Harley made a solemn vow to avenge his death. How, you may ask? Simple. Go give Van Helsing a run for his money, wield a pistol full of silver bullets, carry a wooden stake, and keep garlic in her pocket. For ten years, she had been hunting and killing vampires in her family's name; but when she spares the life of a blonde haired and sunglasses wearing vampire, Jade will have to start listening to her conscience and decide if vengeance is what she is seriously looking for.

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    When John has a small breakdown, Dave helps him through it. And a promise is made. But can they keep the promise?

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    So I re-watched Cascade the other day and for some reason it just gave me a lot of PM feels this time around, so I decided to write a summary of the events from her point of view. Feedback always appreciated!

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    You'd really, really hoped they weren't going to embarrass you on the first day of school (again). Still, at this point, swatting them with a rolled up newspaper will probably only make it worse.

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    This feels like this is the type of space where if she puts her hand on the door and starts to push, something will stop her and ask if she needs to save her game. There's a danger to it, and a finality. But Sburb doesn't offer those types of safeties. Sburb isn't that kind.

    [Jade meets her Denizen.]

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    Everyone has issues, these people just have a few more of them. but who says they dont deserve love? its a crazy roller coaster but hopefully it will all work out in the end. each individual character will have five chapters dedicated to them. ill try to update every saturday.

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    Dave Strider is too cool for shitty, unironic cliches. Especially cliches involving heroism, prophecies, and the ilk. Unfortunately for Strider, his third-year at Hogwarts begins with a stunning development when the 13-year old finds out about a strange prophecy made about a red-eyed child...

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    Murder! Romance! Mystery! and more. Two worlds are thrown together without memory or explanation of the occurrence. Old friends are strangers, and allies are torn apart. In this world everything is new, but can this new world separate friends or will both worlds be destroyed in the process.

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    The Knight of Time is sent on a quest to kill a witch that has been 'terrorising' the village but little did he know he would be biting of more than he can chew on this particular one.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you work for the CIA.

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    5/?
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    1
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