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    A Dersite Guard tells of the events that lead to the end of the Skaian War, of how Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido eventually bring the Royalty to their knees, and of his own involvement in a conspiracy spanning all of paradox space.

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    English
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    11,622
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    261
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    An AU in which trolls and humans coexist, and Sburb is not the same game it was in the original story. A bunch of kids receive a game called 'SUBURBS' with vague directions and hints of enemies. The angsty group of kids decide to play, with no idea what happens if they're victorious or face GAME OVER.

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    2,431
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    1/?
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    2
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    4
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    2
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    23
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    John and the gang in a superhero AU, in which they are a super heroes living in the Big Apple! They will gain mysterious powers, meet other heroes (and villains), and possible save New York City, or maybe even the world! However, they have a long way to go. Everyone is happy and mostly not dead.

    Language:
    English
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    10,657
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    9
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    504
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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria by Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    English
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    56,386
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    385
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    1: Amputation, Davesprite/Hal
    2. Decapitation, Dirk/His Own Gross Kinks
    3. Piercing/Bodymods, Bro/Grandpa
    4. Masks/Covered Mouth/Covered Eyes, Kankri and Karkat
    5. Surgery, Dirk Jake and Hal

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    English
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    10,042
    Chapters:
    5/30
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    336
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    Dirk Strider has long lived with the legacy of his brother's crimes against the Empress of Derse. When she finally comes to him with an offer to repay the debt he has no choice but to accept, and so he finds himself in the golden palace of Prospit, seeking to kill a King.

    But there's a different game in play than the one he believed he was a part of, and his place in it is not what he expected. The Empress never intended to kill the King of the Sun, but to make a pawn of a Prince instead.

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    English
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    82,738
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2060
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    Set apart from the sadness and stress of the original Homestuck universe, Canton Elementary takes our characters and places them in a simpler, happier time - to the days of second grade.

    First two chapters are introductory. Shenanigans start to ensue in chapter three.
     

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    They are not people--they are animals, they are experiments. Their only purpose is to prove their worth or be eliminated. They are the future of mankind.

    And they're going to fight back.

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    English
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    17,971
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Literally an attempt to compile Homestuck into a screenplay. First of four. Mostly to test out my adaptation and screenwriting skills for shits and giggles. Chapter titles denote how much time is (hoped) to be the final run time, approximately.

    Series
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    English
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    8,398
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    53
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    20 years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.

    Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.

    Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.

    Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.

    Updates Mondays.

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    English
    Words:
    59,514
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    All was fine when Dave Strider and his three friends entered Skaia High, just as their older siblings had, until a strange boy came into their life. He was a cheerful young man, always positive and happy, but also quiet and reserved. What happens when the shy kid and the cool kid meet?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Subject: Dignitary

    "Fuck I messed up the new dignitary. Should we just destroy it now? The idea's been eating at me for days."

    "Naw man just let Noir deal with it. There's no point in making another Dignitary when we know they're probably going to get killed either way. How many Dignitaries does a guy need to 'disappear' before he's satisfied."

    It's a known fact that Moirails were nearly impossible among perfectly cloned Carapacians. The only reason it wasn't fully impossible was because Jack is a stubborn bastard who stabs to death all societal norms.

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    English
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    7,354
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    A universe where all the beta kids and trolls are on the meteor and everybody is mysteriously alive(!!)

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    English
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    1,482
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    After Sgrub, all the trolls were sent back to Alternia, with one small difference. The Condesce was dead, and in her place a new Empress who says she will destroy the social order the hemospectrum set. However, the only ones informed were the lowbloods, meaning no one believes them. As riots break out between those higher and lower, only a few are spared from the crossfire.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
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    3
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    1
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    The rewriting of Act 7, from post-Collide onward. The ending is a lot less open, and while not all plot points are resolved, a lot are addressed. Conversations actually happen, and are not just left to reader imagination. Land quests are still relevant. As is talking. Did I mention conversations? Character death is also more obvious. In short, this is the ending that attempts to further develop character arcs to a more satisfactory state through important and much needed interactions that we missed out on, as well as expanding on the conflict between Lord English and literally everybody else as they fight for all of existence so that we actually know how shit went down.

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    English
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    14,853
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    304
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    A compilation of angsty, fluffy, and drama filled shorts, surrounding many alternate universes.

    Mostly involving johndave or dirkjake pairings but not limited to.

     

    Feel free to make requests and Enjoy!

    Language:
    English
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    12,058
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    424
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    When Karkat Vantas is framed for the murder of a highly ranked Executioner, Terezi Pyrope decides that's just the case she wants to take on, even if her partner doesn't quite agree.

    Requested by Tumblr user phantaz ; I hope I do your idea justice.

    Language:
    English
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    22,593
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    771
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    John Egbert has never been anything special. His mother made sure of that. He's never had a friend-his mother made sure of that too.
    The only thing he had to keep him going was his favourite book, Inkstuck.
    Through the years, he's fallen in love with the hero of the novel-Dave Strider-and admired Rose Lalonde, the author.
    His mother hates the book, hates John even more.

    So when she asks him to read out loud for her, he's kind of puzzled.
    He's even more puzzled when he reads Dave Strider out of the book, as well as the notorious Usurper King-Jack Noir.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,440
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    860
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    DaveJade Week 2016 - Day 5: Time

    Dave is stuck in a mansion with a cliché 1920s mobster bomb. Jade is stuck in the wrong universe.

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    English
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    2,180
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,846
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2034

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