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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

    ((So, I'm going to start editing the few chapters I've already posted, because, frankly, this is not my best work with my writing. I'm also going to attempt to get on an updating schedule, but, depending on how things go, I may or may not be able to roll with that. However, I'll do my best to post if this isn't going to be updated for a little while. Thanks for reading!))

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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    When Karkat Vantas is framed for the murder of a highly ranked Executioner, Terezi Pyrope decides that's just the case she wants to take on, even if her partner doesn't quite agree.

    Requested by Tumblr user phantaz ; I hope I do your idea justice.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    Calliope has predominated, grown her wings, and has recently taken her place as the guardian of her interstellar territory.
    One planet in this territory has caught her interest in particular, a little place called Earth.
    However, despite only having claimed her territory a short while before, It is already threatened. Another Cherub wants to destroy the stars of her system, while a fleet of invaders aims to destroy her favorite world.

    An AU where there is no SBURB, no SGRUB, and all the races inhabit the same universe.
    The other big change is that Jack Noir is a Cherub.

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    In which Karkat works at Hollywood Video and falls in love too easily. Bad movies are watched. Jelly donuts are eaten. Roommates do damage control.

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    “I have an offer that you can’t refuse,” he tells you, and that’s when it all falls apart for you because oh no, now he’s making pop culture references.

    (this is how the world ends, with fire and hurt and a video game that didn't belong)

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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

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    If you ever run into a problem, don't face it. Bury it six feet under. The only choice is whether or not to bury it while it's still alive and kicking or when it's cold and dead.

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    It's the day Homestuck ends.
    You get home and open your laptop.
    You open the MSPA bookmark.
    You click to the final slide.
    it's a blank screen.
    with four words written under it.
    look out your window.
    it's raining meteors.
    you turn back and open the pesterlog.
    i have prepared you all i can.
    Farewell.
    and you click the sBurb link that's provided

    ~Discontinued~

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    Whoever thought of of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

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    The kids as demon hunters, the trolls as demons

    John Egbert can admit that he did more than converse with the enemy.

    Jade Harley is trying to hide her crush on the new recruit

    Dave Strider is on a mission to stop more people from dying

    And Rose is trying to keep everyone together, with no avail.

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    Rose Lalonde, a budding writer, discovers a little troll rifling about in her bins and takes her in. (DISCLAIMER: this is not ufut/loophole canon even though its set in the same world)

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    Terezi Pyrope was falsely accused. Her mother being the top lawyer of her town doesn't even believe her. When she is thrown in jail after being framed for a murder she didn't commit, she meets Vriska Serket. Vriska is the tough girl who isn't afraid to get her hands dirty, but after a fight where Vriska realizes that she is in love with her cellmate things start going down. From her sister returning, to an evil woman who caused her trouble. Vriska and Terezi's adventures unfold in Dear Diary; It's Me Vriska. Stay tuned for a novel of love, trust, and survival.

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    That's when I realized you were the only one
    It's never too late to show it
    Grow old together
    Have feelings we had before
    back when we were so innocent

    Based off the song "I Fell in Love with my Best Friend" by Jason Chen. Each chapter in this fic is another moment throughout their lives that eventually lead to our two favourite homo boys falling in love.

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    A history of Slick's addictions, rehabilitation, and the ghost that remains.

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    The origins of the Archagent.

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    Damara was abused by her 'father' while trying to escape. She wanted the attention of the star football player Rufioh Nitram. Rufioh was with Horrus Zahhak. She was considered a slut and had to deal with constant bullying by Meenah Pexies.

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