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Sollux has always had trouble letting things go, he lingers when he knows he shouldn't and he's afraid no amount of growing up is going to change that. Yet when he meets Eridan, he wants to change just to prove the douche bag wrong, even if it hurts. His friends drag him through their drama and Eridan just laughs as Sollux is put in the middle of the circle. There's a lot of hand holding.
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And then he was kissing her. There was nothing romantic in the gesture, there was only desperation. He kissed her over and over and over.
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Jonathan is a prince; the rightful heir to the throne. On the night of his eighteenth birthday, his father- the king- is murdered in cold blood. It is up to David, newly knighted, to guide the prince to safety and prepare him for the war to reclaim his throne.
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Various short pieces related to Homestuck, originally posted on yubishines.tumblr.com.
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All that happened to you was the move. Just one house to another, no big deal, right? But then strange people start showing up, and you're warned to keep away from your old house and the man who sold it.
"Jack Noir can be dangerous to those who get in his way."
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That’s when the pleasure hits you, when your vision suddenly blurs, your breath comes out in a rush. Your knees give out on you but he’s there to hold you up, whispering reassuring things in your ear between kissing and licking your skin while that cool air rushes past your other urging you to get as far away as possible.
“See? It’s all good…” He murmurs before dipping his head once more to slip his teeth back into your skin.
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Your DNA is 51% animal. You are more animal than human, therefore you are not human. Because you are not human you are not entitled to the same rights and privileges as them, nor are they required to treat you like one.
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Your name is Jack Noir, and it's your first day of highschool. Life is pointless, people are stupid and to top it all of you've lost your medication.
And, unfortunately, that doesn't work out to well for everyone else.
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The setting is a place called HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY, and four students are about to embark on a MARVELOUS JOURNEY through the DANGEROUS WATERS OF ADOLESCENCE, as well as THE LESS DANGEROUS WATERS OF ORGANIZED CRIME. They are also ostensibly GOING TO LEARN MAGIC.
And, quite possibly, there will be a great deal of KISSING ON THE FACE.
(In which the Midnight Crew goes to Hogwarts, Spike writes unencumbered by a plot, and promotes all the ships.)
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The Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman by Halberdier
Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
14 May 2012
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Jack Noir - I mean Jose Vantas, I said Jose Vantas, not Jack Noir - is a legitimate businessman, just trying to run a damn real estate business and casino chain. But it's the busiest goddamn week of the year, and now here's some damn freaking detective jerkhole coming into his office and just not leaving him the crap alone. Jack needs this like he needs someone to stab him in the eye with a cigarette holder. That is, NOT VERY MUCH AT ALL. --A reimagining of the first meeting between Problem Sleuth and Spades Slick. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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'We should get our date on, y'know? Go out, see a movie, hold hands, catch a killer. It'll be a motherfucking JOYRIDE!'
When Dave Strider and Aradia Megido are hospitalised for severe injuries following an incident in New York involving The Felt, John Egbert takes it upon himself to find the perpetrators and bring them to justice.
What he doesn't realise is the seeming accident goes deeper than just 'wrong place, wrong time'. A lot deeper.
There's a killer on the streets, and it will stop at nothing to kill them all.
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In which Harry is a troll.
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the concept of five people you meet in heaven meets homestuck sort of
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Collection of 100-word drabbles for a prompt table. Each chapter title will list the prompt, characters, pairings, warnings.
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A video tribute to the characters of Homestuck through act five (primarily those who've survived the act/god tiered but a lot of faces show up) set to the song Dead Hearts by Stars.
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We are all the children of light and the children of the day. We are not of the night nor of darkness. Therefore, let us not sleep as do others, but let us watch. We are to be watchmen in these end-times. — Missy Elliott
Everyone thinks Her Imperious Condescension is the final boss. This is the story about how wrong they are.
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Doomed timeline story, a splinter-Dave Strider pays a visit to The Land of Wind and Shade to talk to John to get his head straight, however he finds John having been killed on the Quest Bed. and contemplates altering the timeline to avert it. How will this timeline end up?
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An assortment of ficlets set in the Kid's universe, most about the carapaces.
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Davesprite regrets many things from his own timeline, mostly things he never really told his brother. And it feels weird to let the Bro from Dave's timeline know about those.
Even if he does treat him like Dave.
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The World Ends With Us by OrionPax
Homestuck, Subarashiki Kono Sekai | The World Ends With You
1 May 2012
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The reaper's game: Seven days without your most precious thing fighting to survive and be brought back to life.
The best way to win is to trust your partner. In fact it's almost mandatory.
In that case Terezi and Vriska are going to have a hard time.