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    They are not people--they are animals, they are experiments. Their only purpose is to prove their worth or be eliminated. They are the future of mankind.

    And they're going to fight back.

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    1: Amputation, Davesprite/Hal
    2. Decapitation, Dirk/His Own Gross Kinks
    3. Piercing/Bodymods, Bro/Grandpa
    4. Masks/Covered Mouth/Covered Eyes, Kankri and Karkat

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    Chapters:
    4/33
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    Twenty years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.

    Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.

    Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.

    Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.

    Updates Mondays and Thursdays.

    Act 1 in progress.

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    12/?
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    30
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    53
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    548
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    John Egbert has never been anything special. His mother made sure of that. He's never had a friend-his mother made sure of that too.
    The only thing he had to keep him going was his favourite book, Inkstuck.
    Through the years, he's fallen in love with the hero of the novel-Dave Strider-and admired Rose Lalonde, the author.
    His mother hates the book, hates John even more.

    So when she asks him to read out loud for her, he's kind of puzzled.
    He's even more puzzled when he reads Dave Strider out of the book, as well as the notorious Usurper King-Jack Noir.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    41
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    95
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    7
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    DaveJade Week 2016 - Day 5: Time

    Dave is stuck in a mansion with a cliché 1920s mobster bomb. Jade is stuck in the wrong universe.

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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    17/?
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    8
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    In which Karkat Vantas gets himself involved in a killing game in which the winner takes Lord English's place as the God Of Space and Time. He doesn't think he'll last a minute. Fortunately, he's got a psycho boyfriend on his side who will protect him at all costs.

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    2/?
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    2
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    The Heir of Life, and Witch of Rage then Prince of Blood, and Seer of Hope. Humans who in different times try to help their other friends play a game. one that they seem destined to loose every time. In another dimension, the Thief Of Rage and Knight of Void helps their 12 troll friends to win a game while trying to get along with all the weirdos they call friends.

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    2/?
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    Her Imperious Condescension's Imperial Tiara has been stolen and now John and Dave are on a mission to get it back and save John's boss from an early death.

    Yeah this is just a rewrite of the movie script from the Spongebob Squarepants movie. This is a parody so please don't sue me.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A young man stands in his father’s study, a shattered mug at his feet. It just so happens that today, June 19, is FATHER’S DAY.

    Poor kid never saw it coming.

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    The rewriting of Act 7, from post-Collide onward. The ending is a lot less open, and while not all plot points are resolved, a lot are addressed. Conversations actually happen, and are not just left to reader imagination. Land quests are still relevant. As is talking. Did I mention conversations? Character death is also more obvious. In short, this is the ending that attempts to further develop character arcs to a more satisfactory state through important and much needed interactions that we missed out on, as well as expanding on the conflict between Lord English and literally everybody else as they fight for all of existence so that we actually know how shit went down.

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    2/?
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    Your name is Jane Crocker and this is the last case.

    In which Dirk Strider is acting weird, John Egbert has manly mangrit, Calliope is Down For The Count, Roxy Lalonde is the best friend ever, Karkat Vantas needs his punch card stamped, Dave Strider has a beautiful baby, Doc Scratch returns, and Jane Crocker's most formidable foe may actually be herself.

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    1/1
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    5
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    5
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    Dave doesn't hesitate to follow his brother into some shady, government agency to become an underground secret agent. Neither does John.

    All four of them would make a pretty good team if they weren't stupid, sarcastic assholes, and if the two boys could pull their heads out of their asses long enough to realize how much their mutual crush is actually requited.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    The game is finally won. After more than three years of struggle, the survivors of SBURB have won a new universe, and a place where they can build a better world. But the struggle is far from over, and as they work to build new lives, they must prepare as best as they can for the impossible burden that fate has given them.

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    7/?
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    14
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    15
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    When Karkat Vantas is framed for the murder of a highly ranked Executioner, Terezi Pyrope decides that's just the case she wants to take on, even if her partner doesn't quite agree.

    Requested by Tumblr user phantaz ; I hope I do your idea justice.

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria by Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    Your name is James Crocker, and you have survived the end of the world.

    Despite everything that was expected, this turned out to be a minor inconvenience at best.

    What do you do now, you may ask?

    You write a guidebook to everything you're learning about the brand new world around you, your extended family, your extended reality, and maybe along the way you find your own place in the unexpectedly bright post-apocalyptic future.

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    2/?
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    You look through the haze in your eyes and see him laying peacefully still a short distance away from you. His front is turned away from you and you're left staring at the blood seeping through his hood coloring the creulean fabric crimson. "John?"

    This is a short sadstuck fic that does involve fluff for all you you johnkat shippers out there.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    2
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    12
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    3
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you're a student at the Hussmeister Academy for Special Individuals, looking to follow in your bro's footsteps.

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    English
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    2,554
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    1/1
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    Dirk Strider has long lived with the legacy of his brother's crimes against the Empress of Derse. When she finally comes to him with an offer to repay the debt he has no choice but to accept, and so he finds himself in the golden palace of Prospit, seeking to kill a King.

    But there's a different game in play than the one he believed he was a part of, and his place in it is not what he expected. The Empress never intended to kill the King of the Sun, but to make a pawn of a Prince instead.

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    English
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    57,565
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    84
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    162
    Bookmarks:
    33
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    1719

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