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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    11/?
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    141
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

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    114/?
    Comments:
    5
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    58
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    30
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
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    173
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    26
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    4063
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    So many players dead. Lord English killed most of them.
    He pissed off the wrong group of teenagers.

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    5/?
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    7
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    17
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    1
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    362
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    Basically John gets kidnapped while waiting for Dave.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    11
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    15
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    3
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    331
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    I'm really something bad at summaries, but, um, just, warning I guess for violence and creepiness. Yeah, Um, right, so Dave and his Bro are just escaped monsters. They went back to their abandoned apartment and that's where it all starts.

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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

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    44,679
    Chapters:
    21/?
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    207
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    363
    Bookmarks:
    42
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    6099
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    Dave's life isn't too fantastic. Dave's impulse control is also worse than a six year old's. So when a circus rolls into town, the obvious thing to do is hitch a ride. Besides, what's the worst that could possibly happen?

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    3/?
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    5
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    23
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    4
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    200
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    Jade Harley being awesome, for Ladystuck 2014.

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    1/1
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    1
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    9
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    A collection of short stories from various fandoms and other ideas.

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    56/?
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    22
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    37
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    And so the witch cast a terrible curse on the Harley household, decreeing that the next born daughter to a daughter of Harley would be disfigured with the face of a hound, and that only the love of her own kind, til' death do they part, will break the curse.

    Now, after a hundred and fourty three years of pureblood Harley women failing to have daughters of their own, the curse would have left Jade Harley's mothers be, if it weren't for the invention of bone marrow babies.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    134
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    The Ellimist told them that playing the game would win the war. He didn't tell them what else would happen.

    Everything was going splendidly until Rachel starting killing her friends. But the dead are coming back.

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    Chapters:
    2/7
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    In which Karkat works at Hollywood Video and falls in love too easily. Bad movies are watched. Jelly donuts are eaten. Roommates do damage control.

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    Chapters:
    5/6
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    19
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    How a painting of the Black Queen came to be in the Felt Mansion.

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    1/1
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    3
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    13
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    2
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    91
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you have more ILL BEATS than you know what to do with.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    This is my first rp turn fanfiction!

    Dave wakes up in an alternate timeline where Karkat is a female!

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    11
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    1
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    Inspired by the game Coma.

    John wakes up, to find his life has changed, he lives in a large dull house in the middle of an expansive countryside. Join him in his quest to save his sister amidst the unsettling muteness of his new dreamlike life. An escape from reality wherein other monsters may lie.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    5
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    14
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    194
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    22,332
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    983
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    Two years after the start of the Alternia-Earth war, Karkat Vantas and Feferi Peixes faked their deaths and fled for human space.
    Four years later, they are picked by a ship captained by Roxy Lalonde.
    ***
    Dave is in a bit of a fix. He was killed on a mysterious planet by a winged dog guy. And yet, somehow, he survived, waking up on some sort of red slab with a gear on it. Unfortunately, his friends and ship were nowhere to be seen, and the only people nearby are a bunch of trolls.
    ***
    Eridan Ampora has no idea wwho the fuck this human guy is. His shades make him look like a total douchebag, though.

    (Sequel to "Lost")

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    English
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    3,438
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
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    28
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    3
    Hits:
    541
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    (AU in Ancient Rome)

    Your name is Dave Strider. Gladiator of three years who has lived his life as "peacefully" as one can as a gladiator. But these three year peace have suddenly been broken as something much darker has risen to the surface, bulging as a result of years of dark lies and deaths and much much blood... Not even all those years of training and building up muscle and honing your skills could have prepared you for this.

    It all began with the discovery of an intriguing necklace and with the induction of an unknown and new gladiator, one with bright cerulean blue eyes and unruly black hair.

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    English
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    1,636
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    82

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