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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Dave Strider has never had much attention. His older brother (who doubles as his guardian) has spent most of the fifteen years Dave's been alive ignoring him.
    So Dave runs.
    And finds himself on Long Island, New York with a couple of dorky friends (and maybe even a crush) trying to tell him he's part Greek god.
    And he thought his life was weird before.

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

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    Pretty much this is all about my baby Dirk and his inability to choose between Dark or Light, Wild or Stable. Aka he has to choose between two very different men. All the while D (Alpha Dave: Richard) has some angst of his own due to the fact he can’t seem choose a partner that truly loves him while Dave and Bro are doing their own thing in Houston ignoring their brothers.

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    "There was one person who never came back. You miss them, you miss them a whole lot. You miss the big orange wings and fluffy feathers.

    You have Dave, but it's not the same.

    Sometimes Dave will ignore you when he can tell you're sad whenever you see him. You never mean for it to come across as rude, and he knows that, but you can tell he's hurt by it. Recently, things have gotten better, though.

    Until a day ago."

    Not revised, original version. See last chapter for more information.

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    Karkat Vantas is prince Dave Strider's personal servant, but is that really all there is?

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    If one God Tier nearly beat the Unbeatable Boss, why couldn't four?

    Rewind to the middle of A5A2, if you will, and this time try Aggressing rather than Absconding.

    Let's see what happens.

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    Lonewood is a small town is the middle of Kentucky. 21% of its population of 561 people are farmers. If you aren't a farmer, you live in a small town center, complete with a shoddy motel, a bar, a gas station, and a small market. It's a quaint town, with no crime, no violence, and no problems.

    Karkat Vantas is running from his past. His friends are dead, it's all his fault, and people are coming for him. He doesn't understand why they want him, or who they are, but they are after him. He needed somewhere to hide. Somewhere where there's no one who knows him, has heard of him, even seen his picture.

    Dave Strider is a bored, sad teenager. His brother is dead, it's none of his fault, but he thinks it is. He's having trouble dealing with it, in fact, you could say he's not dealing at all. He's looking for adventure, as much of that there is in Lonewood. Karkat Vantas seemed like a lot of trouble, almost more than he could handle.

    John Egbert is completely oblivious. He's living a perfect life, with a loving dad, and always enough money to get them by. In fact, its almost too perfect, but it's not like they do anything bad. But when John's eyes get opened, life becomes an eternal hangover.

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    I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT! I have been looking forward to writing this fic for a long time, and now it's finally written.

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    This is all the writing I did for the HSWC 2014 while I was on Team Davce<3Karkat. Took me a while to post it all I know but I ended up writing a lot. There's a heck of a lot of poems and a whole lot of short oneshots so enjoy! (Tags and Ratings will be at the beginning of each chapter.

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    45/?
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    It all starts with the wolf with the human eyes.
    And truly begins with myths becoming reality.

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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    "There is no such thing as coincidence, there is only fate"

    John Egbert is a typical college student, if anything a bit sloppier than average - but he has been plagued by spirits and ayakashi ever since his parents passed away when he was only four. However one day when he is chased by a spirit, he stumbles upon a bakery where he meets two witches, Jade and Rose, and in exchange for his employment, his wish to be rid of these spirits will be granted. Until then, he is thrown deeper into the world of the supernatural, all the while acquiring his own romantically-interested spirit bodyguard?

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    A bit of Zombiestuck? Had this idea stuck in my head for a few days and decided to see where this goes! Hope you enjoy

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    Otherwise titled: Jack ==> Don't Ascend

    The beta kids were neither the first nor the last group of players to prototype ridiculous outfit combos. Jack Noir, Archagentleman and all around Stab Up Guy, is not the slickest card in the deck when it comes to romance. However, given enough time and a nudge in the right direction, even he can recognise a horrible thing when it punches him in the face.

    Or: how might a scene like the one in "Jack ==> Ascend" have gone down if the Royal Deringer hadn't been in the picture?

    PWP...W...P... Written for Aha! Sly Lord!

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    Dave's life isn't too fantastic. Dave's impulse control is also worse than a six year old's. So when a circus rolls into town, the obvious thing to do is hitch a ride. Besides, what's the worst that could possibly happen?

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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

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    22/?
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    Shades dropped from a pale face and metal ripped through bone; the beast took pause in enjoyment of the destruction.

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    A Hunger Games AU with homestuck characters

    John never expected that he would be picked for the reaping, but then, who did? But when his fellow Twelve, Rose, states that she'll win, that she wasn't just another walking corpse from Twelve, he thinks that surviving might not be as impossible as he thought it would be.

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    3/?
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    Karkat has a nightmare, and his moirail Dave just happens to be online.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    17
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    212

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