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    Strange stuff has been going down since the murder of Wayward Vagabond. An AI's taken over his computer, his murderer is nowhere to be found, and nobody expected what was coming.

    This is the end of the line.

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    There is no path that leads in or out of the Unknown.
    The Unknown will come to you. And when you are finished, the Unknown will leave.

    Dirk and Dave are lost. They're lost and these strange people sure aren't being helpful. There's a whole town dressed up as scarecrows, a man who's sure he's being stalked by felt (of all the things), and an schoolhouse being harassed by a wolf-thing. No one knows which way to point them, so they're forced to rely on the advice of an extremely rude cardinal named Karkat.
    As the nights grow longer, the days grow colder and the thing in the shadows, the beast and the woods-woman get closer every hour they spend in the Unknown.
    And the end is not in sight.

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    10/?
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    The kingdom of Prospit is dying. Just what lengths is Jake willing to go to make sure his country doesn`t perish?

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    15/?
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    Four humans enter the troll city of Allernia and promptly find themselves in more trouble than they've ever dealt with before; namely, twelve trolls who were trying to cast a spell and would rather not have been interrupted, thank you very fucking much. Also featuring: mysterious tattoos, magic of all sorts, made-up languages, renegade demons, bullshit magical technology, bullshit technological magic, one massive supernatural fight scene, and minor relationship drama! This story has it all! All of that stuff, not literally everything. I'm not a miracle worker.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    This is where I will post all of my prompt fills. Most of these I got off the internet but I am taking any and all requests, including rare pairs. The main point of this is to try to get better at gritting and if my suckage can entertain someone while I'm at it I'm more than satisfied.

    No archive warnings apply because there hasn't been any smut yet, not one has really died, and there's no gore yet. This may change in future.

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    The game has ended and everything is back to normal...sort of. Nobody remembers anything besides a certain John Egbert who made the deal for it to be like that. He though he could handle it. He thought he could act normal and be happy again...

    He thought wrong.

    Cracking and breaking into emotional pieces of glass on the floor, he's falling apart and recent events and nightmares plaguing his mind isn't helping. As a last resort, he turns to his friend, Karkat Vantas, in a sense of need or desperation.

    But will Karkat be able to recollect all the broken pieces of his once derpy John or will he break until he is nothing but a emotionless husk?

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    13/?
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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

    ((So, I'm going to start editing the few chapters I've already posted, because, frankly, this is not my best work with my writing. I'm also going to attempt to get on an updating schedule, but, depending on how things go, I may or may not be able to roll with that. However, I'll do my best to post if this isn't going to be updated for a little while. Thanks for reading!))

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    6/?
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    4
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    43/?
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    The calendar hangs on the wall.
    You thought you’d ripped it off when it no longer became relevant.
    April.
    You look at the scratched off numbers.
    Twelve wasn’t scratched off yet.
    You remember excitedly scratching off the twelve very well.
    You frown.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    Fusion with Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials/the Golden Compass. Daemons are animal-shaped external manifestations of a person's inner self and soul.
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    A collection of ficlets exploring what might have gone differently in Battlefield Terra if the trolls, or the humans, or both had daemons.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider.
    And you are at war.

    Nobody can know your secrets. Your sex, your boyfriend, the way a single thought about your brother can trigger you.

    You never asked for this.

    You never wanted this.

    But what are you supposed to do?

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    14/?
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    It really begins when Dave wake’s up in a certain seaweed brain’s bed and suggests that Hera is the goddess of flamboyantly gay men.

    With no memory, Dave Strider is opened to the world of demigods and must face what demigods face everyday-it’s just that he’s not a demigod. He’s something else. And with a quest on his hands, no memories, and a task to defeat an undefeatable being that most certainly killed his Bro/Father, life seems harder than it should be.

    Update: 12/9/14: (Graphic violence doesn't come in until Chap 18. I don't know why I'm telling you this)

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    22/?
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    scrEAMS EVERYBODY IS ALIVE AND MURDERSTUCK DIDNT HAPPEN BESIDES SOME CLOSE CALLS AND KANAYA IS NOW A RAINBOWDRINKER
    also vriska never went godtier cause stuff happened

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

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    Chapters:
    135/?
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    concept for the future diary au for homestuck I've been developing, if you would like to collab with me for this work it'd be heavily appreciated!!!

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    1/1
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    It all starts with the wolf with the human eyes.
    And truly begins with myths becoming reality.

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    21/?
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    Being a teenager is hard, everyone knows that. But being a teenager like you.. it's different. It's pretty hard making friends when you live in a dilapidated apartment, and have wings fucking sewn into your back.

    That is, until you met him.

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    Chapters:
    7/20
    Comments:
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    "You mentally write up a pop quiz for Rose McMystery herself.
    Question 1: Why are you sending me to BCCorp Maryland?
    Question 2: Don't you live in Treesville?
    Question 3: What the actual fuck is going on, really?
    Question 4: Do you really expect me to hack the security of the biggest corporation in the world? "

    The impending end of civilization on Earth, Rose, Dave, and a connection that transcends a reboot of the universe.

    Totally normal shit and not at all weird and convoluted as fuck. Yeah.

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    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    5
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    17
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    6
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    232

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