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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

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    103/?
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    53
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    The game has ended and everything is back to normal...sort of. Nobody remembers anything besides a certain John Egbert who made the deal for it to be like that. He though he could handle it. He thought he could act normal and be happy again...

    He thought wrong.

    Cracking and breaking into emotional pieces of glass on the floor, he's falling apart and recent events and nightmares plaguing his mind isn't helping. As a last resort, he turns to his friend, Karkat Vantas, in a sense of need or desperation.

    But will Karkat be able to recollect all the broken pieces of his once derpy John or will he break until he is nothing but a emotionless husk?

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    9/?
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    16
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    Two years after the start of the Alternia-Earth war, Karkat Vantas and Feferi Peixes faked their deaths and fled for human space.
    Four years later, they are picked by a ship captained by Roxy Lalonde.
    ***
    Dave is in a bit of a fix. He was killed on a mysterious planet by a winged dog guy. And yet, somehow, he survived, waking up on some sort of red slab with a gear on it. Unfortunately, his friends and ship were nowhere to be seen, and the only people nearby are a bunch of trolls.
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    Eridan Ampora has no idea wwho the fuck this human guy is. His shades make him look like a total douchebag, though.

    (Sequel to "Lost")

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    7
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    387
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    21/?
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    120
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    19
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    A little bird mentioned this crack ship and i just had to write about it. Jack wakes up to realize who he slept with.

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    A bit of Zombiestuck? Had this idea stuck in my head for a few days and decided to see where this goes! Hope you enjoy

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    529
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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    334
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    37
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    John is your best bro. Your hunting buddy. But. He is gone now. He'll be perfectly fine. Right?

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    1/?
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    Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you havve just done somethin fuckin unconscionable.

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    It really begins when Dave wake’s up in a certain seaweed brain’s bed and suggests that Hera is the goddess of flamboyantly gay men.

    With no memory, Dave Strider is opened to the world of demigods and must face what demigods face everyday-it’s just that he’s not a demigod. He’s something else. And with a quest on his hands, no memories, and a task to defeat an undefeatable being that most certainly killed his Bro/Father, life seems harder than it should be.

    Update: 12/9/14: (Graphic violence doesn't come in until Chap 18. I don't know why I'm telling you this)

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
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    105
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    1801
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    "You mentally write up a pop quiz for Rose McMystery herself.
    Question 1: Why are you sending me to BCCorp Maryland?
    Question 2: Don't you live in Treesville?
    Question 3: What the actual fuck is going on, really?
    Question 4: Do you really expect me to hack the security of the biggest corporation in the world? "

    The impending end of civilization on Earth, Rose, Dave, and a connection that transcends a reboot of the universe.

    Totally normal shit and not at all weird and convoluted as fuck. Yeah.

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    Chapters:
    1/6
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    "Don't touch me!" John cries out, curling further in on himself.

    You retract the hand you were reaching out with to touch his shoulder. You can't help but feel your blood-pusher melting into a vile puddle of goopy feelings at the sight of the broken god before you. You didn't ever consider it, you never thought it was actually POSSIBLE.

    Your think-pan definitely isn't prepared for this reality-shattering realization: you, Karkat Vantas, actually PITY John Egbert.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    8
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    The Ellimist told them that playing the game would win the war. He didn't tell them what else would happen.

    Everything was going splendidly until Rachel starting killing her friends. But the dead are coming back.

    Series
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    1,554
    Chapters:
    1/7
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    3
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    1
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    The kids as demon hunters, the trolls as demons

    John Egbert can admit that he did more than converse with the enemy.

    Jade Harley is trying to hide her crush on the new recruit

    Dave Strider is on a mission to stop more people from dying

    And Rose is trying to keep everyone together, with no avail.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    13
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Welcome to Doc Scratch's Vocational High School, a school of fighting to show how powerful you are, and where you stand, death is at nearly every corner, you know how it goes, you live you die, except you must fight for the sake of the school, once you are in you live here, never, or hardly able to return home, you can contact your parents or guardians, but you cannot see them there are over three hundred thousand students here in this school specifically made for fighting, we only take the best of the best fighters.

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    21,500
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    604
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    A fanadventure ft. dead people. (And the people who see them. You might catch a few of those, too.)

    Updates Tuesdays and Saturdays on Placebound!

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    That's when I realized you were the only one
    It's never too late to show it
    Grow old together
    Have feelings we had before
    back when we were so innocent

    Based off the song "I Fell in Love with my Best Friend" by Jason Chen. Each chapter in this fic is another moment throughout their lives that eventually lead to our two favourite homo boys falling in love.

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    5,303
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    26
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    1
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    436
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    In which Karkat works at Hollywood Video and falls in love too easily. Bad movies are watched. Jelly donuts are eaten. Roommates do damage control.

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    English
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    14,184
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    551
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    John Egbert is a boy who works at a coffee shop part time while he is in high School. He has to deal with a lot of stuff to survive and now on top of that he has to deal with a possible crush problem on a not so new troll.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,180
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    493

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