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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

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    125/?
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    Otherwise titled: Jack ==> Don't Ascend

    The beta kids were neither the first nor the last group of players to prototype ridiculous outfit combos. Jack Noir, Archagentleman and all around Stab Up Guy, is not the slickest card in the deck when it comes to romance. However, given enough time and a nudge in the right direction, even he can recognise a horrible thing when it punches him in the face.

    Or: how might a scene like the one in "Jack ==> Ascend" have gone down if the Royal Deringer hadn't been in the picture?

    PWP...W...P... Written for Aha! Sly Lord!

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    30/?
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    Dave's life isn't too fantastic. Dave's impulse control is also worse than a six year old's. So when a circus rolls into town, the obvious thing to do is hitch a ride. Besides, what's the worst that could possibly happen?

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    5/?
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    6
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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

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    22/?
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    Shades dropped from a pale face and metal ripped through bone; the beast took pause in enjoyment of the destruction.

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    A Hunger Games AU with homestuck characters

    John never expected that he would be picked for the reaping, but then, who did? But when his fellow Twelve, Rose, states that she'll win, that she wasn't just another walking corpse from Twelve, he thinks that surviving might not be as impossible as he thought it would be.

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    Karkat has a nightmare, and his moirail Dave just happens to be online.

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    4
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    The kids and trolls discover an entirely new game session being played by a finished loop of individuals when Addylaide Vindale, dead and then suddenly alive, appears in the troll's meteor.

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    1/?
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    Your Name is Karkat Vantas, a 7 sweeps old troll kid, balancing yourself in earth, living a life of a human boy in training to become some dude or something in the near end of the bridge.
    But what is this? The bridge lies far from the edge of the road and incomplete. Leading you to obligating yourself for a few more sweeps to finish it and possibly paint it with the blood of your enemies, signifying your marks on the bridge as a sign of remembrance and gaining glory for crossing it.
    Basically, you are a high school student who's going to be some big deal when you grow up.

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    2/?
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    And so the witch cast a terrible curse on the Harley household, decreeing that the next born daughter to a daughter of Harley would be disfigured with the face of a hound, and that only the love of her own kind, til' death do they part, will break the curse.

    Now, after a hundred and fourty three years of pureblood Harley women failing to have daughters of their own, the curse would have left Jade Harley's mothers be, if it weren't for the invention of bone marrow babies.

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    This is my first rp turn fanfiction!

    Dave wakes up in an alternate timeline where Karkat is a female!

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    2/?
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    When Karkat Vantas is framed for the murder of a highly ranked Executioner, Terezi Pyrope decides that's just the case she wants to take on, even if her partner doesn't quite agree.

    Requested by Tumblr user phantaz ; I hope I do your idea justice.

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    5/?
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    a series of short stories revolving around different versions of Rose Lalonde

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    A wacky group of homestuck characters are trapped inside The Felt Mansion, and some things happen. Either way, they must get out, save the horrorterrors, and rescue the alpha kids before it's too late.

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    Something someone says make PM wonder what she'll do when she finally kills Jack.

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    It is a curious thing that what is poisonous to some is sustenance to others.

    Behind The Foreigner’s walls, the rarest cultivation of his garden walks the paths and tends the plants.

    Jade is not Giovanni. Karkat is not Beatrice. Sollux Captor, possibly a hypochondriac and definitely a Medician, is certainly not going to let the most entertaining of his cases, that is, patients, expire. This is not a tragedy.

    (You do not need to know "Rappaccini's Daughter" to read this, it is a fusion and not a crossover, but I listed it because I lifted the basic plot directly from it. Only this is much happier!)

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    1/1
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    18
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    21
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    6
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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    26,371
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    76
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    154
    Bookmarks:
    25
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