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    A news article from the universe of Fix You. Goes into detail of the history/backstory of Medium, CA and Alternia- basically the whole ancestor deal.

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    After the town of Medium, California is released from the control of the cult/crime ring/subculture known as Alternia, Karkat Vantas returns to his hometown with the knowledge that finally, it's safe. Years later, he has a home, a boyfriend, a job, and a determination to uncover the secrets of Alternia and the rumors that it's returning-- but he may find that the evil he's trying to eradicate is a little closer than expected.

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    Whoever thought of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must be sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

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    John and the gang in a superhero AU, in which they are a super heroes living in the Big Apple! They will gain mysterious powers, meet other heroes (and villains), and possible save New York City, or maybe even the world! However, they have a long way to go. Everyone is happy and mostly not dead.

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    12/?
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    As the end approaches, a man has to make a choice. Except it is not.

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    “Turn on a light bro, I can’t even see you.” He shook his head and signed something again. “John, seriously, I have no idea what you’re saying.” After a moment of stillness, he stood up and moved out of the camera frame. A light flicked on and John sat back down as the screen adjusted. Your brow furrowed as the picture cleared. It had been too dark to see before, behind the thick frame of his glasses a large, purple bruise covered most of the left half of his face. There was another one flowering on his jawline and his lip was cracked and bleeding. “What the fuck.” Your voice was low and wavering. John was staring at the ground, shifting nervously, but looked up when you spoke. He gave an apologetic shrug and rubbed his right fist on his chest in circular motions. ‘Sorry.’

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    So, in brief, I woke up from a nap with an urge to write about these guys. I admit, I had some residual feels about how everything in Homestuck ended. They may or may not have influenced this.

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    The rewriting of Act 7, from post-Collide onward. The ending is a lot less open, and while not all plot points are resolved, a lot are addressed. Conversations actually happen, and are not just left to reader imagination. Land quests are still relevant. As is talking. Did I mention conversations? Character death is also more obvious. In short, this is the ending that attempts to further develop character arcs to a more satisfactory state through important and much needed interactions that we missed out on, as well as expanding on the conflict between Lord English and literally everybody else as they fight for all of existence so that we actually know how shit went down.

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    6/?
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    23
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    6
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    A compilation of angsty, fluffy, and drama filled shorts, surrounding many alternate universes.

    Mostly involving johndave or dirkjake pairings but not limited to.

     

    Feel free to make requests and Enjoy!

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    8/?
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    2
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    20
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    3
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    There’s a dead horse in the back of their truck.

    This isn’t a metaphor or particularly abstract figure of speech. No, there’s definitely a horse crumpled up in the back of Boxcar’s pickup truck, and it’s definitely finished living.

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    1/1
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    13
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    Literally an attempt to compile Homestuck into a screenplay. First of four. Mostly to test out my adaptation and screenwriting skills for shits and giggles. Chapter titles denote how much time is (hoped) to be the final run time, approximately.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    3
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    2
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    The trolls are gods, each one has a power reigning over something assigned to them by their queen. When Dave was 7 he was in an accident and the Soul Reaper made a life altering decision to save him.

    This is a choose your own adventure where you will vote from the options I give to choose what happens in the next chapter!!

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    BR: Hey, asswipe.
    J.Noir: what the fuck. don’t message me. i don’t care if you’re bored to tears. some of us got shit to do with their lives.
    BR: Hey, good idea, for once!
    BR: If you make me cry from choking on your dick I’ll stop messaging you until tomorrow, eight AM sharp.
    J.Noir: …
    J.Noir: bike shed, five minutes.

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    Rose Lalonde, crown princess of Skaia, has a badly kept secret. Born with the ability to create and manipulate light, Rose found out early on that her whimsical powers were tainted by a dangerous magic that has the ability to destroy everyone around her. Horrified at her inability to control the lurking darkness, Rose abandons her kingdom on the eve of her crowning, resolving to live the rest of her days in solitude.

    That's where you come in. You are the reluctant young Lord Dave Strider, adopted brother of Princess Rose Lalonde, and you are going to bring her back no matter what. Cue the music.

    (Inspired by Disney's Frozen.)

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    3/12
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    9
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    Set apart from the sadness and stress of the original Homestuck universe, Canton Elementary takes our characters and places them in a simpler, happier time - to the days of second grade.

    First two chapters are introductory. Shenanigans start to ensue in chapter three.
     

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    You look through the haze in your eyes and see him laying peacefully, still a short distance away from you. His front is turned away and you're left staring at the blood seeping through his hood coloring the creulean fabric crimson. "John?"

    This is a short sadstuck fic that does involve fluff for all you you johnkat shippers out there.

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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    English
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    18/?
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    John is one of eight mech pilots heroically protecting Earth from an alien invasion. Pretty easy on the moral choices. See evil monster from space, kill evil monster from space.

    Only then he actually meets one of them face to face.

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    English
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    161,518
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    20 years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.

    Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.

    Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.

    Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.

    Updates Mondays.

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    English
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    64,542
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    103
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    12
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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria, Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    8
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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