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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

    ((So, I'm going to start editing the few chapters I've already posted, because, frankly, this is not my best work with my writing. I'm also going to attempt to get on an updating schedule, but, depending on how things go, I may or may not be able to roll with that. However, I'll do my best to post if this isn't going to be updated for a little while. Thanks for reading!))

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    EB:hey! i am! calm down dork :B
    TG:psh.
    TG:so when will you be here?
    EB:dont worry!! ill be there soon :B
    TG:k

    This was the last conversation you had with your best friend and crush. It has been 3 years since the accident. And today, April of 13th is the day you find him.

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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    Dirks reason for dying had been a noble one. It was his duty as Prince of Derse to save the people from Demons and other dangers.
    Hopefully, the gypsy, Daves reason for bringing Dirk back from the dead was a good one too. Especially in the court of Her Imperial Condescension, some 5 or so centuries after the Prince's death.

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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

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    “I thought that you’d hate me because I didn’t talk to you after I moved. Fuck, I thought that you’d spread this shit like wildfire and I kinda like this place. I don’t want people to start teasing me because of something as prejudiced as gender.”

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    Basically John gets kidnapped while waiting for Dave.

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    “I have an offer that you can’t refuse,” he tells you, and that’s when it all falls apart for you because oh no, now he’s making pop culture references.

    (this is how the world ends, with fire and hurt and a video game that didn't belong)

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    Rose Lalonde, a budding writer, discovers a little troll rifling about in her bins and takes her in. (DISCLAIMER: this is not ufut/loophole canon even though its set in the same world)

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    Two years after the start of the Alternia-Earth war, Karkat Vantas and Feferi Peixes faked their deaths and fled for human space.
    Four years later, they are picked by a ship captained by Roxy Lalonde.
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    Dave is in a bit of a fix. He was killed on a mysterious planet by a winged dog guy. And yet, somehow, he survived, waking up on some sort of red slab with a gear on it. Unfortunately, his friends and ship were nowhere to be seen, and the only people nearby are a bunch of trolls.
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    Eridan Ampora has no idea wwho the fuck this human guy is. His shades make him look like a total douchebag, though.

    (Sequel to "Lost")

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    In which Karkat works at Hollywood Video and falls in love too easily. Bad movies are watched. Jelly donuts are eaten. Roommates do damage control.

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    Welcome to Doc Scratch's Vocational High School, a school of fighting to show how powerful you are, and where you stand, death is at nearly every corner, you know how it goes, you live you die, except you must fight for the sake of the school, once you are in you live here, never, or hardly able to return home, you can contact your parents or guardians, but you cannot see them there are over three hundred thousand students here in this school specifically made for fighting, we only take the best of the best fighters.

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    When Karkat Vantas is framed for the murder of a highly ranked Executioner, Terezi Pyrope decides that's just the case she wants to take on, even if her partner doesn't quite agree.

    Requested by Tumblr user phantaz ; I hope I do your idea justice.

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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    Calliope has predominated, grown her wings, and has recently taken her place as the guardian of her interstellar territory.
    One planet in this territory has caught her interest in particular, a little place called Earth.
    However, despite only having claimed her territory a short while before, It is already threatened. Another Cherub wants to destroy the stars of her system, while a fleet of invaders aims to destroy her favorite world.

    An AU where there is no SBURB, no SGRUB, and all the races inhabit the same universe.
    The other big change is that Jack Noir is a Cherub.

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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.
    [Temporary Hiatus]

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    If you ever run into a problem, don't face it. Bury it six feet under. The only choice is whether or not to bury it while it's still alive and kicking or when it's cold and dead.

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    It's the day Homestuck ends.
    You get home and open your laptop.
    You open the MSPA bookmark.
    You click to the final slide.
    it's a blank screen.
    with four words written under it.
    look out your window.
    it's raining meteors.
    you turn back and open the pesterlog.
    i have prepared you all i can.
    Farewell.
    and you click the sBurb link that's provided

    ~Discontinued~

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