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    It really begins when Dave wake’s up in a certain seaweed brain’s bed and suggests that Hera is the goddess of flamboyantly gay men.

    With no memory, Dave Strider is opened to the world of demigods and must face what demigods face everyday-it’s just that he’s not a demigod. He’s something else. And with a quest on his hands, no memories, and a task to defeat an undefeatable being that most certainly killed his Bro/Father, life seems harder than it should be.

    Update: 12/9/14: (Graphic violence doesn't come in until Chap 18. I don't know why I'm telling you this)

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    21/?
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    There is no path that leads in or out of the Unknown.
    The Unknown will come to you. And when you are finished, the Unknown will leave.

    Dirk and Dave are lost. They're lost and these strange people sure aren't being helpful. There's a whole town dressed up as scarecrows, a man who's sure he's being stalked by felt (of all the things), and an schoolhouse being harassed by a wolf-thing. No one knows which way to point them, so they're forced to rely on the advice of an extremely rude cardinal named Karkat.
    As the nights grow longer, the days grow colder and the thing in the shadows, the beast and the woods-woman get closer every hour they spend in the Unknown.
    And the end is not in sight.

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    7/?
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    10
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    26
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    1
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    229
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    341
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    5/?
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    6
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    The calendar hangs on the wall.
    You thought you’d ripped it off when it no longer became relevant.
    April.
    You look at the scratched off numbers.
    Twelve wasn’t scratched off yet.
    You remember excitedly scratching off the twelve very well.
    You frown.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

    ((So, I'm going to start editing the few chapters I've already posted, because, frankly, this is not my best work with my writing. I'm also going to attempt to get on an updating schedule, but, depending on how things go, I may or may not be able to roll with that. However, I'll do my best to post if this isn't going to be updated for a little while. Thanks for reading!))

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    5/?
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    9
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

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    Chapters:
    135/?
    Comments:
    14
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    80
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
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    The game has ended and everything is back to normal...sort of. Nobody remembers anything besides a certain John Egbert who made the deal for it to be like that. He though he could handle it. He thought he could act normal and be happy again...

    He thought wrong.

    Cracking and breaking into emotional pieces of glass on the floor, he's falling apart and recent events and nightmares plaguing his mind isn't helping. As a last resort, he turns to his friend, Karkat Vantas, in a sense of need or desperation.

    But will Karkat be able to recollect all the broken pieces of his once derpy John or will he break until he is nothing but a emotionless husk?

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    64,279
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    5
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    concept for the future diary au for homestuck I've been developing, if you would like to collab with me for this work it'd be heavily appreciated!!!

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    Chapters:
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    It all starts with the wolf with the human eyes.
    And truly begins with myths becoming reality.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    Being a teenager is hard, everyone knows that. But being a teenager like you.. it's different. It's pretty hard making friends when you live in a dilapidated apartment, and have wings fucking sewn into your back.

    That is, until you met him.

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    Chapters:
    7/20
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    "You mentally write up a pop quiz for Rose McMystery herself.
    Question 1: Why are you sending me to BCCorp Maryland?
    Question 2: Don't you live in Treesville?
    Question 3: What the actual fuck is going on, really?
    Question 4: Do you really expect me to hack the security of the biggest corporation in the world? "

    The impending end of civilization on Earth, Rose, Dave, and a connection that transcends a reboot of the universe.

    Totally normal shit and not at all weird and convoluted as fuck. Yeah.

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    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    4
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    214
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    As the Ministry of Magic's new policies based on lineage begin warping into something resembling a caste system, Eridan Ampora must decide if he wants to go against his family and everything he was ever taught to stand by his friends. When he's not trying to beat back his own prejudices, he's left wondering why his romantic life is such a wreck, while also trying to get his insane Quidditch captain to tone it down a little.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    6
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    33
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    6
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    John's search for a Great Perhaps leads him to the ever-screwed up and ever-sexy Vriska Serket, a girl with a love of booze and more ghosts in her past than John will ever know.

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    37,659
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    5
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    11
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    3
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    D gets tangled up in Hollywood going ons and winds up awake for an unholy amount of time. It's up to his little brother to put his ass to bed.

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    If one God Tier nearly beat the Unbeatable Boss, why couldn't four?

    Rewind to the middle of A5A2, if you will, and this time try Aggressing rather than Absconding.

    Let's see what happens.

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    3/?
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    Lonewood is a small town is the middle of Kentucky. 21% of its population of 561 people are farmers. If you aren't a farmer, you live in a small town center, complete with a shoddy motel, a bar, a gas station, and a small market. It's a quaint town, with no crime, no violence, and no problems.

    Karkat Vantas is running from his past. His friends are dead, it's all his fault, and people are coming for him. He doesn't understand why they want him, or who they are, but they are after him. He needed somewhere to hide. Somewhere where there's no one who knows him, has heard of him, even seen his picture.

    Dave Strider is a bored, sad teenager. His brother is dead, it's none of his fault, but he thinks it is. He's having trouble dealing with it, in fact, you could say he's not dealing at all. He's looking for adventure, as much of that there is in Lonewood. Karkat Vantas seemed like a lot of trouble, almost more than he could handle.

    John Egbert is completely oblivious. He's living a perfect life, with a loving dad, and always enough money to get them by. In fact, its almost too perfect, but it's not like they do anything bad. But when John's eyes get opened, life becomes an eternal hangover.

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    3/?
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    31
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    “The universe is not just matter and energy, there are a million forms of existence in the multiverse.”

    ― Khalid Masood

    OR

    The bit of the story that tells you what happened in the doomed timeline.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    A doomed timeline leaves Jade and Rose to pick up the pieces.

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    Chapters:
    14/14
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you would do anything to switch with the blue eyes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,445
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    318

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