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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

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    131/?
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    74
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    36
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    Lonewood is a small town is the middle of Kentucky. 21% of its population of 561 people are farmers. If you aren't a farmer, you live in a small town center, complete with a shoddy motel, a bar, a gas station, and a small market. It's a quaint town, with no crime, no violence, and no problems.

    Karkat Vantas is running from his past. His friends are dead, it's all his fault, and people are coming for him. He doesn't understand why they want him, or who they are, but they are after him. He needed somewhere to hide. Somewhere where there's no one who knows him, has heard of him, even seen his picture.

    Dave Strider is a bored, sad teenager. His brother is dead, it's none of his fault, but he thinks it is. He's having trouble dealing with it, in fact, you could say he's not dealing at all. He's looking for adventure, as much of that there is in Lonewood. Karkat Vantas seemed like a lot of trouble, almost more than he could handle.

    John Egbert is completely oblivious. He's living a perfect life, with a loving dad, and always enough money to get them by. In fact, its almost too perfect, but it's not like they do anything bad. But when John's eyes get opened, life becomes an eternal hangover.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    230
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    “The universe is not just matter and energy, there are a million forms of existence in the multiverse.”

    ― Khalid Masood

    OR

    The bit of the story that tells you what happened in the doomed timeline.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    A doomed timeline leaves Jade and Rose to pick up the pieces.

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    Chapters:
    14/14
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    37
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you would do anything to switch with the blue eyes.

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    2,445
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    283
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    John's search for a Great Perhaps leads him to the ever-screwed up and ever-sexy Vriska Serket, a girl with a love of booze and more ghosts in her past than John will ever know.

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    35,615
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    4
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    193
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    It really begins when Dave wake’s up in a certain seaweed brain’s bed and suggests that Hera is the goddess of flamboyantly gay men.

    With no memory, Dave Strider is opened to the world of demigods and must face what demigods face everyday-it’s just that he’s not a demigod. He’s something else. And with a quest on his hands, no memories, and a task to defeat an undefeatable being that most certainly killed his Bro/Father, life seems harder than it should be.

    Update: 12/9/14: (Graphic violence doesn't come in until Chap 18. I don't know why I'm telling you this)

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2126
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    A Sadstuck oneshot of Bro and Mom dying together while fighting Bec Noir.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Everything has been accomplished, with a happy ending. Everyone who lived to the final battle survived it (with some help, of course), and now they have claimed their prize. A brand new universe, and in particular, a brand new world. Time passes, and, eventually, they decide to confront something they had all been dreading; the future of their species.
    Enter a series of awkward discussions on ectobiology, troll vs human genetics, and what it takes to repopulate a world.
    (written after the May 15 2015 update, canon after this point may go against this fic)

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    1/?
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    You've never doubted your ability to killer. You're Bro Strider for hell's sake, you've always been booming with confidence. The stuff basically spills off you. You'd never had a problem with any job before. Until you're hired to kill him. That's when things take a turn.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    The calendar hangs on the wall.
    You thought you’d ripped it off when it no longer became relevant.
    April.
    You look at the scratched off numbers.
    Twelve wasn’t scratched off yet.
    You remember excitedly scratching off the twelve very well.
    You frown.

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    15,567
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    387
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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,414
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    249
    Kudos:
    429
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    7434
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    It all starts with the wolf with the human eyes.
    And truly begins with myths becoming reality.

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    32,711
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2628
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    Dave's life isn't too fantastic. Dave's impulse control is also worse than a six year old's. So when a circus rolls into town, the obvious thing to do is hitch a ride. Besides, what's the worst that could possibly happen?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,900
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    640
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    138,777
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    183
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    289
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    44
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    6706
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    If one God Tier nearly beat the Unbeatable Boss, why couldn't four?

    Rewind to the middle of A5A2, if you will, and this time try Aggressing rather than Absconding.

    Let's see what happens.

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    English
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    1,405
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    “Tell me the story of how a woman with too much hair wrecked the planet with a printer.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    5
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    56
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    This is my first rp turn fanfiction!

    Dave wakes up in an alternate timeline where Karkat is a female!

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    English
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    4,857
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
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    2
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    549
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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,779
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3756
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    Dave Strider has never had much attention. His older brother (who doubles as his guardian) has spent most of the fifteen years Dave's been alive ignoring him.
    So Dave runs.
    And finds himself on Long Island, New York with a couple of dorky friends (and maybe even a crush) trying to tell him he's part Greek god.
    And he thought his life was weird before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,281
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    203

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