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    Advent Calendar - 2016.

    (or - 25 jalph drabbles. some smut. some not. some holiday themed. some not. a new one each day of december until christmas day. enjoy!)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/25
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    14
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    Maurice and Roger have an unfulfilled sex-life, due to Roger's erectile dysfunction. Jack recommends seeing Simon, Ralph's weird friend, who just came back from spending a year in solitude on a secluded island and owns a spirituality based-yoga-sex therapy-kama sutra-centre in London. Meanwhile Jack and Ralph face difficulties trying to adopt a baby and Piggy meets a girl on Tinder but is too insecure to meet up with her in person.

    Language:
    English
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    12,447
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    229
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    Roger is filled to the brim with cigarette smoke and anger. He knows that he should find a better outlet for his rage, but he just can't seem to gather up the energy. And maybe none of this is fair to Simon, maybe he's put too much worry on the boy for his own good. Maybe Roger doesn't care.

    Simon is depressed. He can't help it, it's just the way his brain is wired. Except, really, it's not. And really, he knows he needs help or else he'll swallow a bottle of pills again. But he thinks that maybe he doesn't even want the help. Maybe he'd be better off dead.

    Ralph should be perfect. He's attractive, has amazing grades, he's fantastic at sports, and has girls falling for him left and right. Really, he's a wreck. Too much pressure is put on him to be the perfect boy everyone loves. Maybe that's why his thighs are covered in cuts done by a razor blade.

    Jack is trying to meet a standard everyone's set for him. He needs to be head boy, leader of the choir, and go to a top of the line university. He's so stressed out that it's no wonder he turns to drugs and fights to fix his problems. Sometimes, he wishes he could stay inside all day and do absolutely nothing. At least he'd stay out of trouble that way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,610
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1675
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    Jack Merridew was never one for teasing.

    (arrange an intervention for me i cant stop)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    785
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    'Shall I take your pretty little skull and fuck your brains out? Maybe I'll just press this dirty face of yours into the ground and have you like that.'

    (More Jalph smut bc im a Sinner)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    For the first time in a while, Ralph prefers this long hair to his once short hair.

    (Jack nd Ralph fuck bc why not. v kinky. maybe set on the island??? who knows its literally just sin)

    Language:
    English
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    817
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Ralph never really knew what those words on his wrist meant, and if he really had been born with the right words all along.
    "Jack Merridew" had been on the inside of his wrist in barely legible handwriting for as long as he could remember. He asked his parents about it once, when he was very little, but they just looked angry and told him that it had nothing to do with anything.
    His grandmother told him when he was eight that it was someone who was very special whom he would like a lot. School told him it was someone called a soul mate, and that they would want to spend the rest of their lives together.
    Ralph didn't ever get it though.

    Language:
    English
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    2,053
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    181
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    Five years after the boys have been rescued.
    "The first thing Ralph recognized was the familiar stare of those icy blue eyes that drilled into him. The second thing were the freckles, which he had always intended to count someday. The third thing, the red scar that tore from his ear, across his cheek to his chin."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,992
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    133
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    ralph finds something about him written in the stall of his high school bathroom. the handwriting of the inscription looks oddly just like the handwriting of star football player jack merridew.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,204
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    348
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    Normally, nights wouldn't make Ralph feel so uncomfortable. However, he was filled with guilt that shouldn't be his, and there was only one person that could make him feel at ease again.
    (Jack/Ralph) (Oneshot)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,060
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    280
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    Хорошо было дикарям: не нравится человек — убил, нравится — съел. ©

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    20,685
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    90
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    Jack is the rough one. Scary.

    Language:
    English
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    703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
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    399
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    Piggy survives the fall

    Fifteen years later, the boys still haven't quite gotten over all the things they went through.

    Its more of a Teens and up story but I was worried about rating it too low.

    Language:
    English
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    9,862
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    235
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    Restless Jack helps the littluns with their nightmares, and maybe a blond biggun, too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    880
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    315
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    "We are gathered here today to witness the bonding of these two sinners. Let this ceremony be a solid prove that love does not discriminate, and that no matter what, love always wins." Simon starts speaking without any script. It seems like he just makes it up on the way, but neither Jack nor Ralph care right now. "Ralph Fallon, do you take Jack Merridew to be your–" Simon pauses a little "–unlawful spouse? Do you promise to be true to him in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, to love him and honor him all the days of your life?"

    Ralph looks up at Jack through his golden fringe.

    "I do."

    "And Jack Merridew, do you take Ralph Fallon to be your unlawful spouse? Do you promise to be true to him in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, to love him and honor him all the days of your life?" Simon turns to Jack.

    A mischievous grin forms on the redhead's lips.

    "Fuck yes."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    327
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    Roger and Simon are alike in the same way cats and dogs are alike. That is to say, they're both mammals with similar needs. To some, that wouldn't be enough basis for a friendship. But Roger wasn't any old boy with anger issues and Simon wasn't any old batty kid at school. And yet, in a way, that was all they were.

    "Do you believe in heaven?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    547
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    156
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    Years later, as a teacher, Ralph feels Jack Merridew’s presence for the second time in his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    976
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    383
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    Ralph punishes Jack for scuppering their chances of getting rescued.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,549
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Hits:
    397
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    When Prince Ralph is deemed the most beautiful person in the entire kingdom by the enchanted mirror, the evil king Jack Merridew knows he has to do something about it. And it's not something good.

    A different take on the original 'Snow White' fairy tale, with a ridiculous and perverted plot twist.

    On short: it's complete crack.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    560
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    Of fair princes, red-haired thieves, and a world ruled by superstitions. Medieval AU. Jalph.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,805
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    230
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2055

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