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    Summary

    A collection of 365 oneshots written from a list of prompts I made in the days leading up to New Year's. It's mostly on crack and there will be crossovers as well as many different fandoms and ships, including things I don't ship.

    I'll try to update daily, so stay tuned!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,075
    Chapters:
    50/366
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    2540
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    Ralph is dead, Jack thinks as he stares out onto the bleeding ocean.
    Ralph is dead and Jack is proud, but not enough.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    884
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    70
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    Summary

    exactly what the title says

    not all will be smut, but the rating is a general statement

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    110,299
    Chapters:
    52/100
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Of course, Ralph had known Jack since he was an little kid, training his father's magnifying glass at ants on the sidewalk. But he never really noticed him. Until he decided that he was interested in boys and also had a bit of a rebellious streak forming. And then the boy who already smoked cigarettes and snuck bottles of whisky from home after coming back from breaks was suddenly terribly interesting to him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,234
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
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    Just a crack-pot retelling of Lord of the Flies. Jack's an SJW and a spy mom for thirteen or more kids. Ralph is kinda sexist in some roundabout way and calls Piggy weird names that aren't 'Piggy'. Piggy's happy he's not called 'Piggy', he doesn't give a shit what he's called as long as it's not 'Piggy'. Simon is a good Christian boy with a devotion to god and god alone. Roger's got homicide and killing the shy Jesus kid for Satan on his mind 24/7. Two littleuns don't know what the terms twink and gender stereotypes mean.

    I think William Golding is crying in his grave with disappointment all over his sad old face.
    I'm so sorry, you guys.

    **THIS FIC IS STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS! SOME STUFF MAY CHANGE!!**

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,841
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
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    It was like watching a train wreck.
    A beautiful disaster. Unable to look away, no matter how uncomfortable it made you feel.

    Or, more appropriately, it was like watching a building burn down to ashes.
    Because that's what it was.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,114
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Summary

    Advent Calendar - 2016/17.

    (or - 24 jalph drabbles. some smut. some not. some holiday themed. some not. a new one each day of december until christmas day. enjoy!)

    EDIT : instead of doing a whole new one like an actual not lazy person would do, i decided to rewrite these bc they are. Not Good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,204
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Maurice and Roger have an unfulfilled sex-life, due to Roger's erectile dysfunction. Jack recommends seeing Simon, Ralph's weird friend, who just came back from spending a year in solitude on a secluded island and owns a spirituality based-yoga-sex therapy-kama sutra-centre in London. Meanwhile Jack and Ralph face difficulties trying to adopt a baby and Piggy meets a girl on Tinder but is too insecure to meet up with her in person.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,812
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    804
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    Reflecting back on this moment, Jack can't tell what exactly sparked... This.

    But the reason doesn't matter. All that matters is that Ralph wouldn't be home for at least a few hours, and Roger is here and he's willing and Jack has his fingers tangled in his hair, his tongue thrust in his mouth like he's a fumbling teenager again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,864
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    56
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    Summary

    Shit goes down on the island.

    A.K.A this author has no life and decided to edit a crappy crack!fic she made years ago and post it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,066
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    268
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    Part of my Lord of the Flies Hogwarts AU that I haven't written yet and probably won't in the near future. It's just smut that probably won't even make it into the AU so I can keep the rating T.

    You don't even have to know anything about my AU idea to get it!

    Jack might seem OOC in this scene but by the end of my whole AU he's back to the asshole he is in the book, don't worry.

    They're also not 12 okay

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,164
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    186
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    Summary

    Dear Jack,

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,036
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    125
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    Summary

    very gay college au chatroom fic about the main characters in lotf

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    396
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    517
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    Summary

    before they were savages, they were schoolboys. the first nights are always the hardest, after all.

    (or, the obligatory canon-compliant island jalph fic, with mild degrees of fluff, fear, foreshadowing, and imagery)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,138
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    222
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    Everyone has been rescued but they're still broken.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    173
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    223
  16. Tags
    Summary

    A beautiful fanfic my lesbian lover and I wrote
    You are Ralph

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    257
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    Even though their feet are on the familiar cobbled ground of the grimy streets of London, Jack still feels like they were all on the island just yesterday. His thoughts have been clambering at his head, and he knows that what he thinks is not normal.

    Or the one where Ralph and Jack are mutually co-existing, and Jack finally tells Ralph his darkest fears.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,620
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    308
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    Summary

    Piggy struggles with his feelings while Jack and Ralph work things out. Feelings are messier than blood after all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    311
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    If Jack was to make a list of his Top Ten Worst Afternoons, this afternoon would definitely make the top five.

    Spending the day sitting across from possibly the most obnoxious person he knows while their friends make out a foot away was not his favourite thing to do. Sue him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,603
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    15
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Of course they have to fuck up somehow. They're humans after all.

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    Tags updated as the story progresses for the Element of Surprise™

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    Formerly "The Chronicles of Ralph Fallon's Gravely Mistakes"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,406
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    519

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