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    Peter has a hard time working with and following his fathers' orders. Wade doesn't follow orders from anyone. They meet and Wade just can't help falling in love with him.

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    The shots ring closer to me, and the figure above me ducks his head in the crook of my shoulder, using his forearms to cover my head, his body straddling mine tightly. I grit my teeth, squirming under him for leverage. I resist the urge to use my super strength and push the larger man off of me, partly because, if I didn't know better, these assassins were trying to shoot at me.

    The shots are coming out less frequently now, more precise and closer to me and the man in red. He looks down at me, and I'm decidedly shocked. "Deadpool." I say, rather lamely.

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    Peter was having a strange streak of good luck. He moved to a new school and he didn't get punched on the first day. His new town was warm and sunny and the new house was perfect. He had finally made some friends and even had good teachers. Aunt May loved her new job. Things were going almost too well.

    Luckily, Wade Wilson is more than happy to step in and ruin all of it with four stupid words.

    "You're in my seat."

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    10/?
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    Deadpool is a vampire vigilante mercenary out to save the world. And also to make money. Preferably while saving the world. Hey, maintaining an immortal lifestyle—deadstyle? Technically, he’s dead, isn’t he?—is hella expensive. Especially when you have a scarred, pitted face resembling moldy French cheese, and can’t seduce your way into silk sheets and creature comforts.

    Speaking of silk sheets, Wade’s are desperately cold and desperately lonely—cold because his circulation-free body does nothing to warm them, and lonely because, well, there’s no one else to warm them. Hasn’t been, for ages. And Wade’s all but lost hope of ever again finding a partner he might love.

    That begins to change when he meets a poverty-stricken human boy selling his virginity to the highest bidder.

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    5/?
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    In 2009, Team Red was formed by Wade Wilson and Jack Hammer after they met a vocalist named Peter Parker and an attorney turned guitarist, Matt Murdock. Together they took over the world as a gothic rock band with a sound similar to that of The Cure.

    Performing on stage isn't the only drug of choice for Wade and Peter. And in his first ever exclusive interview, Wade tells reporter Mary Jane Watson everything all the TeamMates out there are dying to know.

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    Peter Parker, once a reporter for the Daily Bugle, is now working as a Private Investigator. It pays the bills, barely. One day a mysterious stranger walks through his door with a job offer and a lot of money. Wade Wilson, a scarred veteran with a questionable past (and a sexy waistline), needs help finding a friend of his. It all goes wrong when that friend ends up dead, and Wilson is implicated. Can Peter trust him, or are things getting too personal?

    (I don't like first person POV, and I wrote a first person POV fic. It just suits the noir genre better, so please give it a chance if you're like me and usually flinch hard away from first person. :3c )

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    4/4
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    10
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    Wade Wilson is growing up rapidly with his best friends Nathan, Bob and... Weasel. What adventures will they get into inside and out of school? Kid AU.
    Spinoff from my Marvel Elementary story and will crossover at points.

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    8/?
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    Peter Parker was an independent adult, but that doesn't mean he wasn't loathsome, endlessly sick, and tired of being alone. Those feelings don't last long when he's introduced to a certain mercenary under rather embarrassing circumstances.

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    5/?
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    High school. This should be very self explanatory but it's not XD

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    1/1
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    Oneshots and random stuff ... though most of it is currently Aunt May/Wade Wilson.

    Come on into the shipping pool. The water's fine.

    Chapter 5: Wade is the worst bed warmer, but Peter maintains his zen ... no matter what the provocation.

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    When Tony Stark was 28, he made a mistake. At the time he had thought only one part was a mistake, but it was how he had reacted that had been the mistake. Once he realizes this, Peter Parker Stark would become the best thing in his life.

    Currently on Hiatus. Unsure of return date.

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    3/?
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    This time wasn’t going to be like last time. This time . . . this time, he was going to get the job. Going to make a good impression on whatever uptight, snot-rocket, pretentious Heathcliff owned this Wuthering Shites-pile of stones, and finally, finally—for at least the rest of the school year, hopefully—he and Ellie were going to have a safe and stable place to hang their baseball caps.

    For DarkWrittenWords: a bright and kindred spirit and a hell of an ARTZ-ist.

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    In the summer before their sophomore year of high school, Wade and Nate meet at summer camp.

    They part ways, thinking they'll never see each other again ... only for Scott Summers to move and enroll his son in the same high school as Wade.

    Chapter 15: Nate doesn't want to get into trouble. Wade would like to get into more.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    Peter knew there was something not right with him. Why did his heart skip a beat everytime he felt Wade's eyes on him? Was he in love? If so would he fight for this love? Would he be able to win the merc's heart over Vanessa? So many questions but not enough answers.
    Yes. He was going to do everything it took to make Wade his. He was willing to go all the way even if that meant doing things a normal 16-year-old boy shouldn't do.
    "Prepare youself, Deadpool! You're going to be mine!" Peter mumbled under his breath. He was ready. "It's now or never..." he told himself.

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    3/?
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    Clint works at a bar, Phil comes in with his friends and shenanigans happen. Angst.

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    2/?
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    It’s been almost a week since the night up-and-coming drag-performer, “Ms. Vagina Saskatchewan,” a.k.a. Wade Wilson, was rescued by one “The Spider-Man,” a.k.a. Peter Parker. In that near-week, nothing much has happened. Except for near-nonstop sexcapades, and the fact that Peter has only left Vagina’s/Wade’s side once, and that was the Evening After the Rescue, to get a few changes of clothes, his laptop, and some Spidey-supplies. Since then, Peter and Vagina/Wade have left all reality beyond a creaking futon and tiny shower far behind.

    Unfortunately, reality—in the form of two nosy, mother-henning best friends; two worried, over-invested ex-boyfriends, and two concerned, slightly scandalized parents—will present some tough-to-ignore interruptions with demands for answers and returns to responsibilities.

    And all Peter and Vagina/Wade wanna do is have sex then eat scrambled eggs while watching Hot in Cleveland.

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    Chapters:
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    15
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    Peter was abused and clipped as a child, and has a deep distrust for others. Steve and Tony adopt him to give him a better life, but it's going to be harder than they thought.

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    6/?
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    32
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    239
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    51
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    The story of soulmates in the truest sense, but Peter Parker could have used a warning when the name on his wrist just so happened to be Wade Wilson. Follow their journey of love, blood and gore, and utter madness. Will Peter and Wade be able to hang onto each other or will others tear them apart?

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    7/?
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    48
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    One false lead and a terrible accident are set to push them closer than expected.
    The one in which Peter and Wade turned into best friends over the years, until one fateful day changed things forever.

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    6/?
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    War, sex, money. You don't get to be the rising star of New York's seedy underbelly without making some enemies. Wade's been working to amass his Deadpool Corps'. reputation for far too long to be afraid of anyone. But he'll gladly take your bitch.

    Peter 'BabyDoll' Parker has never been without. His pretty face, loyalty, and 'skill set' has made him the sugar baby of one of New York's most notorious gang leaders. These two men meet, and all hell breaks loose.

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    English
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    11,209
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    22
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    16
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    1809

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