9 Works found in J.J. Bannerman
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He and Bruce were standing in line at Starbucks when Johnny had his epiphany: it was Starbucks that was making him gay. Had he ever heard the word metrosexual before he'd heard of an iced venti chai? Coincidence? Every time he ordered a mocha frappuccino or a pumpkin spiced latte, he lost another gram of testosterone. It was inevitable. You didn't even have to drink the drinks. Just saying the words "non-fat mocha latte" made you just a teeny bit more gay each time. And he reached this conclusion a full two minutes before he had the vision that proved it.
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What if the sixth season stuck a bit closer to the Stephen King novels? This is basically a reshuffling of the television source material and the literary source material.
Johnny Smith never got used to having psychic visions, but some were more haunting than others. (Actual word count minus Stephen King quotes = 13,630)
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Ryo's not sure he even knows what the word 'solitude' means anymore.
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It was nothing like the way you actually felt when you watched home movies.
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Cornflakes.
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Ceremonies mark transitions.
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He thinks of Sunday dinner, the squat red candle in the centerpiece of the Bannerman table, the look on Walt's face, Sarah's self-conscious glance at Johnny, the big-eyed recap of J.J.'s game as the boy pretended everything was fine…
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The sound is loud—surreal and rough, and it doesn't sound like anything he's ever heard before in real life. It's like a John Wayne movie. A Henry Fonda movie. Allies marching into Germany to save the day.
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When you get right down to it, it's the little moments that really matter.
