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    So Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes had patriotically joined the war effort, done his initial basic training, shot the shit out of targets with his Snipers rifle, got deployed to Europe to fight them nasty Nazis, jumped out of a plane with a faulty chute, bounced down a mountain side with no brakes and ended up with a post life addiction to blood, a Purple Star and finally disowned from his own family because according to the Church he didn’t have a soul any more.

    Of course the fact that he got regularly laid by Captain America the Virgin was icing on his damn cake.

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    When Ava Stark had eaten that fish oil pill, she sure has hell hadn't expected her life to turn that crazy. Well, more crazy than it already was with being Tony Stark's only daughter, that is. Normal girl in high school, a crime fighting Inhuman vigilante when the dark falls. And when living in New York, the chance of meeting a certain web-slinger is rather high, isn't it?

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    Peter "fashion disaster" Parker.

    (the spider is a bit wobbly and crooked, but it's still damn adorable.)

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    Wade has been recruited into the Superhero Workshop and finds that he's not the only one that get's under Ajax's skin when they bring in a new, slightly young and gangly member to the facility.

    (Or: AU where Peter also acquires his powers in the Superhero workshop)

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    Peter Parker is broke and lonely. He works a job he increasingly hates to pay for an apartment he can barely afford. He needs a roommate but does it really have to be this guy?

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    James Barnes took over from Steve Rogers as Captain America. But nobody except his friends knew his identity, or that he was even alive. Well, and one other person. Alex Anderson, the girl he fell in love with. But when Alex goes to work one day, she overhears something on the news that could change her and James' relationship.

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    The Superfamily, after a long period of fighting over the Sokovia accords, finally decide to go out together for dinner...but it ends with an unexpected merc guest and announcement. (Spideypool and Stony!)

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    “Oh wow it’s the Human Torch, Johnny Storm.” MJ whispered to Peter. Peter just hummed back. Maybe it was a little childish to be upset but he totally had that thing with the weird mutant moth under control last night. Peter leaned against the wall while MJ milled around talking to people trying to figure out what the big scoop was here. ‘There always has to be a reason for an exclusive Peter!’ she had said. Yeah, Peter thought, and the reason is Johnny Storm loves the attention. Peter fiddled with his camera. Action shots were more his thing, particularly somehow managing to take action selfies of himself as Spider-Man or a few of his supercharged enemies. Pictures of egotistical superhero’s shirtless? Not really his area.

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    What happens when Galactus, Devourer of Worlds, sets his sights on Planet Krypton? Better yet, what happens when SHIELD discovers the infant Kal-El's spacecraft before anyone else? The answer might surprise you.

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    Almost everyone receives a stopwatch. It counts down to the very second that one will come face to face with their soulmate. It supposed to be one of the most precious things anyone will ever possess.

    Peter has a Stopwatch. He hates it. He hates them. He hates his soulmate.

     

    . . . And they haven't even met yet

     

    BETA reader: SomeOldLady33
    Special thanks to this person for their wonderful help with the horrifically needed editing.
     

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    How the gang copes with Harry and Peter's Nuptials.

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    It's been two years since Spider-Man and Deadpool first met and not a lot has changed...
    Except for the fact that everyone knows that he's Spider-Man because word spreads fast.
    All Peter can hope for is that Spider-Man doesn't mess up...
    #Spideypool

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    Daredevil isn't going to let Deadpool seduce Spider-man away from him, not in his Kitchen.

    Mostly porn.

    Submit to me and worship the devil (with the spider).

    Chapter 6: will be deleted and replaced the next time I decide to update. I wrote some very very dark kink and I don't think it works with the rest of the storytelling. If you want to share your opinion please do!

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    After a chance encounter Spiderman and Deadpool can't help but to fall hopelessly in love. But when Wade's line of work threatens his baby boy the question becomes how far are they willing to go to protect their new found relationship.

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    Peter starts using twitter to report on the Avengers during battle. Things quickly get out of hand. Meanwhile, Spider-Man has been missing for three months and people are starting to demand answers.

    (Also know as Peter's Adventures in Twitter Land)

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    Reader, a journalist for The Daily Globe is afraid of change. She is engaged to Thor, God of Thunder, and should know that by simply being in love with him, change is inevitable.

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    (An AU that takes bits and pieces from Marvel material including Comics and Cinematic Universe)

    In one world Peter Parker was a hero in another world Peter Parker was given to HYDRA, and turned into an assassin to rival Black Widow in terms of stealth and skill and Wolverine in terms of raw power.

    They even stole the DNA and/or powers of several superheroes to make their deadly little Stinger as effective as possible, mutating him down to the last cell. HYDRA has twisted Peter’s mind (and as such the loveable Spidey we know doesn’t exist) and has made him a highly intelligent, highly manipulative and incredibly seductive creature. Their plans worked a little too well and Peter, with his highly impressive skill set, has his own agenda.

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    The apologia of J. Jonah Jameson, in the style of Wicked.

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    After having enough, Peter Parker decides that he needs a break from constant media slander.

    But more importantly, that J. Jonah Jameson needs a vacation...To Beach City!

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    Steve Rogers is on the run with the scattered and struggling remains of HYDRA hot on his tail, with the full intention of eradicating the pest that's been a thorn in their side since World War ll.

    His team is scattered to the winds. Tony's doing press in Europe, Bruce is laying low like he does in Ethiopia, Thor is off world, Clint's deep undercover with no remains of SHIELD to help pull him out, Natasha's gone to help pull her fellow archer out of trouble and Sam's holed up in a safe house in Idaho waiting for him.

    So when HYDRA's elite come in for the kill, their one last act before reluctantly retreating underground, forced into radio silence, he's left with a gifted young lady who had tumbled out from the rubble of the Triskelion, and a sporadic shadow that's continually looming over him with an impeccable aim.

    Their his team at the moment, and he's going to need all the help he can get to pull his life long friend from the tentacles of the beast.

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