16 Works in Ivan the Apprentice/Sandoval (Oglaf)

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  1. Diplomatic Immunity by

    Oglaf  

    25 Jan 2013

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    Sandoval is bored. Ivan is in trouble.

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  2. Regret is a dish best served lightly chilled, with a side of ornamental radishes by for lisan

    Oglaf  

    13 Dec 2012

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    "I'm not sure about his cock," Sandoval said doubtfully, poking the item in question with one outstretched finger. "It should be magnificently erect, not sad and flaccid. It's depressing."

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  3. Ask not for whom the bell tolls by

    Oglaf  

    19 Feb 2012

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    Ivan didn't want to ask why Sandoval had a bell affixed to his cock, and yet, somehow, he had to know.

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  4. First Impressions by for seatbeltdrivein

    Oglaf  

    27 Jan 2012

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    Sandoval catches a glimpse of the mistress's latest apprentice.

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  5. The Dirty Kind of Happy Ending by

    Oglaf, Once Upon a Time (TV)  

    4 Jan 2012

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    There is a town in Maine. Then there's this other town in Maine...

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    3
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    2
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  6. Missing Abstract into Substance by for whatsubtext

    Oglaf  

    26 Dec 2011

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    Your portrait ranks forever in the pantheon of good taste and serves to charm even as it fails to inspire care. Pitching woo the Xoan way.

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    10
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    45
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    3
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    591

  7. Five Things Sandoval Won't Tell You (And A Few Others He Will Not Shut Up About) by for byzantienne

    Oglaf  

    23 Dec 2011

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    Sandoval was not appointed Lord High Ambassador of the Xoan Nation to the Court of the Mistress of the Skintillating Tower because of his innate diplomatic gifts, or for personal services to his Supreme Erectness the Tyrant of Xoa, or in order to prevent him from providing even more personal services to the Tyrant's nubile twin daughters...

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    34
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    114
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    18
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    1048

  8. No drinks will be spilled during this tutorial by

    Oglaf  

    15 Feb 2011

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    The Mistress had (again) forbidden Ivan from attending her parties after the last unfortunate incident. But she hadn't mentioned whether he was allowed to pretend to study in the nearby library with the door open so that he could see the guests on their way in...

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    347
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    15
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  9. Diplomacy as (Con) Artistry by for marchingjaybird

    Oglaf  

    24 Dec 2010

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    Never kid a kidder.

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  10. Bearing Gifts by for Aquila

    Oglaf  

    24 Dec 2010

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    Sandoval's Christmas present.

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    10
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    29
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    3

  11. Always Quite Contrary by for Aidara

    Oglaf  

    24 Dec 2010

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    Rated: as dirty as your mind. (So probably pretty dirty, huh?)

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    53
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    Comments:
    8
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    14
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    1

  12. (Un)Safe Sex by for t_ZM

    Oglaf  

    24 Dec 2010

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    Do not read at work. Do not try this at home. Do not pass Go.

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    16
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    33
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    3

  13. The Perfect Solution by for Zekkass

    Oglaf  

    20 Dec 2010

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    Ivan know that jerking off into glass jars could only last for so long...

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    Comments:
    6
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    22
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    5
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    1491

  14. A Heroic Rescue by for t_ZM

    Oglaf  

    20 Dec 2010

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    "I'm here to save you! Heroically! With sex!"

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    35
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    80
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    8
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  15. What To Do On A Day Off by for Cephalopod

    Oglaf  

    20 Dec 2010

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    Two guards and a mid-tier bureaucrat find their day off interrupted by an unusual problem. All in a day's work for the employees of the Mistress.

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    18
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    14
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    1111

  16. Potion of Girl by for Aquila

    Oglaf  

    19 Dec 2010

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    Ivan's washbasin suddenly being filled with tickly water was only the fourteenth-strangest thing that had happened to him that week...

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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    24
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    66
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1373

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