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    (a bunch of One-shots related to specific episodes, events, or characters in the Simpsons)
    Will be updated every saturday and Wednesday
    if i hit a block it will be updated only on wednesdays.

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    Scruffy, Dot, and the other puppies are told about a Dickens of a tale which includes Charlie, Itchy, and Patch to make Carface into a good dog after he is set of stealing from others on Christmas and is even teaming up with the Boogie Dog Hell Hound: Belladonna. Can they do it in time or will Christmas be ruined forever?

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    Chewbacca finds a young man on the battlefield.

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    Matchsticks is furious with himself. He’s also angry with Itchy, but if he’s really honest, he’s the most angry with himself for all of this. None of this would be happening if he hadn’t ended up head over heels for Quarters. And none of this would be happening if he’d paid more attention when Doze let it slip that Itchy was showing an interest in photography. He hadn’t paid any attention to that little tidbit at all, assuming Itchy was probably just planning on making porn for himself.

    That wasn’t entirely untrue. He did make porn. It’s just unfortunate that apparently it featured Quarters and Matchsticks, taken through a crack in their hotel room window.

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    The animals in All Dogs Go to Heaven were a metaphor, a delusion of AnneMarie's tormented mind. This is what really happened.

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    2/?
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    4
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    Remember that one time Fin stuck his hand in a blender? A couple of other people did it too, but Fin's the one that got hurt.

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    One time, Itchy got his arms ripped off.

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    Your name is Calico Stubs. You belong to a race of alien species called the Felakits. Your kind my look like a humanoid cross between lizard and cat. But you be damned if some chump waves a little feathered toy in front of your face. And calls you a "good kitty".
    No.
    You and your people worked to hard to be just ridiculed. Your plant Chimera, it has faced to much. To many civil wars, and the great wars. Many corrupted leaders on your planet telling "their people" that this was the "final" stand. Albeit times have changed since "The Final Great War" with nation's finally working together "for peace". And despite being different races, Felakits of many diversities have seemingly forgotten the endless clash of warfare. "Were a 'civilized' species" cry out the international council. "We've changed!" They say once more to any outside civilization.

    Because in the end trading pacts and peace treaties don't matter. Profit only matters.

    That's were your Boss comes in.
    They want to take a piece of this Midnight City.
    If striking up this deal will make your boss happy. Then damn well your going to get the job done.

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    1/?
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    This is an old fic that I dug up while awaiting the end of the gigapause. I decided to post it since right after the series ended everyone was musing over the nostalgia of their early fanworks. Here's mine. It is set from the Great Cliffhanger of 2013 upd8.

    After leaving Vriska's pirate crew behind, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, and Feferi reach the inner border of the furthest ring. They realize that it borders the Alpha session where everyone has finally come together. Being the only one with any life left in him, Sollux is sent into the grasping tendrils of its insipisphere so that he can help his friends' session for once be successful. Blind, alone, defenseless, and no longer used to the living, breathing world, Sol can do no help but instead stumble through the insanity that Aranea and Her Imperious Condescension have left in their wake whilst only hoping to make allies powerful enough to help the session succeed once and for all and prevent the timeline from becoming a doomed one.

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    When Emma moved back to the East Coast for a reason, she didn't expect to find so many reasons to stay.

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    52/?
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    The Solids are on a job. They get split up, it's not good news for anyone, except maybe the Midnight Crew.

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    Itchy and a few other of the Felt are drunk. He has some weird perceptions of what's going on within the Felt. Crowbar wants to go to bed. No one else does.

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    2/?
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    3
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    they fight, they bite
    they fight and bite and fight
    fight fight fight
    bite bite bite
    the Itchy and Scratchy Shooooooooooooooow!
    (i can't think of a better summary, sorry)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Kakah didn’t do much schooling past Gr 8, but over the years, he’s had nightmares sometimes that he would be out on a job and run smack-dab into Ms. Graac and remember that he still owed her his last homework assignment. This is the first time he’s felt something even similar to that in the waking world, chucking a loaf of bread in his grocery cart and turning around to find Itchy behind him, grinning up at Kakah.

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    AU where the Felt are frog-aliens and Doc Scratch sends them back to their home planet when their contracts are done.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    10
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    2
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    168
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    "Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes!"
    Itchy is a nerd and Doze is a flustered beb

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    1/1
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    10
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    1
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    A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?

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    234
    Bookmarks:
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    It's an exciting time of year when Patch is finally able to go to Puppy School with his friends. However, a class bully gets Patch into serious trouble which makes the Dalmatian puppy want to run away from his new home which gets him in even more trouble with the dogcatcher. However, when tossed into the pound, Patch makes some new friends who give him an offer he can't refuse.

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    16/16
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    When Itchy protects Clover, Clover decides to give Itchy a back massage as a little thank you for the protection, which quickly turns into something much more.

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    Quarters' not even really sure what the fuck they’re doing here. Crowbar said a bunch of shit Quarters didn’t pay attention to. Quarters just knows to mow down any non-green non-Snowman shape he sees and that’s exactly what he does. It’s the best part of his job. The worst part is what happens after when Crowbar counts up everything and he’s stuck waiting for them to fucking leave already.

    When it’s all over and Itchy doesn’t pop up immediately to hassle him, Quarters doesn’t think much about it. Maybe he should have.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    364
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    Fin can see the future. He can see where you're going, what you're going to do. He can see where your trail ends, and sometimes, it's a curse.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    127

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