19 Works found in Itchy (Homestuck)
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Doze feels guilty over his quiet desire to be more than friends with Snowman. Itchy happens upon him during his shame-induced spell of sadness and offers some earnest (albeit awkward) comfort. Itchy, however, secretly has the same issue, though his desire for romance isn’t directed towards the Dersite femme fatal…
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Prompt:CLICHES
intermission high school AU. purple prose slashfic. mpreg (trollpreg?). pick a fandom cliche and write it. if you do a great job, you'll make me happy. if you do a terrible job you'll make badfic!lover anon happy. you can't fail! -
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Jake is forced to make Dirk his henchman in order to protect him. Superstuck AU.
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Superstuck ficlet, noncanon. Itchy realizes that he and the other Felt were just pawns in Lord English's game. Shame he realizes it when he's half a breath away from Death's door.
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In the long-awaited sequel to THE TALK, we follow the stabchildren as they embark shakily on the world of romantic entanglements. And their parents, as they deal with it in variously horrible ways.
Valentine's Day stabdads fic.
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Die feels a bit like dying right now, or maybe crawling into a hole and never coming out. This had seemed like exactly the sort of fantasy he wanted to act out, right up until this very moment when it was actually going to happen. It was one thing to think about being restrained and fucked, and something completely different to actually stand in front of all of his co-workers, naked, and terrified.
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Heinous Doxy is trouble, and officer Snowman knows that in a city like this, you can't leave trouble to its own devices.
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“Your plans never work on their own. I always have to fix things you mess up, Slick!” He could feel his forehead heating up. There was no way this would end well for anyone. That didn't bother him as much as maybe it should have. He had some steam to work off too.
“Guys, Deuce isn't back here.” Boxcars was quiet, still likely suffering from the gunshots, but there was a subdued sort of panic in his voice. A strain that Droog didn't like.
If the way Slick went slack meant anything, their leader didn't like the tone or the news either.
Within a few seconds they started up again, took a sharp U-turn on the street, and headed back to The Felt's hideout.
Slick, for once, was silent. It wouldn't last, but it was a welcome relief from the incessant words he'd been spewing.
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What would happen if a broken pin was used on the voodoo doll? What does it take to ruin a timeline? Do the Felt members keep their powers after death? And, most important and most asked around the gang, who would last the longest in an undead onslaught?
Die doesn't know, Die doesn't want to know, but like it or not, he's going to find out.
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There is a mole in the department. You are certain of it. A mobsterswitch Felt fic.
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Snowman was stuck in her room, pacing like a caged tiger. Even though she was no longer the queen of anything, she was still genetically a Queen. Normally, that affected her very little. The mansion wasn't exactly a hive the way Derse had been, but it did in a pinch, and the Felt weren't drones exactly the way that her teeming millions of citizens had been, but they were good enough that she could feel at ease. Except, as it turned out, they were drone-like enough to finally trigger her desire to mate.
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The Felt indulge Snowman by helping her roleplay one of her darker fantasies. It goes about as smoothly as can be expected when she's relying on a bunch of idiots to take something like this seriously.
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A showdown in the desert between the Midnight Crew and the Felt over a cache of supplies ends up going horribly wrong when they encounter some of the native Alternia flora.
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What should be a regular interrogation with the Felt takes a nasty turn when they realize Slick isn't the man they thought he was.
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- Part 1 of Break
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Itchy runs out of coffee.
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The problem was, she came to see as she continued thinking about it, she just couldn’t reconcile her memories of Spades Slick – Jack Noir, really – with her current impression of Spades Slick. Because he wasn’t that sarcastic little clerical jerk from all those years ago, not anymore. Now he was a harassed single parent with a casino empire and a modest crime ring. And he still had more piss and vinegar to him than any one person had any rights to, but raising Karkat had tempered it somewhat, made it less blatantly subversive and more just a facet of his overall ornery personality.
He was tolerable now. Or, worse, she ruminated, he was actually kind of funny.
Oh my God, she thought, I’ve started living in a romcom.
(carapace kinkmeme fill with humanstuck stabdads don't even ask because I don't know)
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- Part 11 of Stabdads
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Snowman has found her own little oasis, the only woman in the world of men. But it can't last forever. Snowman can't pretend forever.
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- Part 1 of Pretend
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It's not the fact that Die moans constantly the second you touch him. What pisses you off is that he gets constantly harassed by the rest of the Felt for it afterwards. Things'd be a lot simpler if you could just find a way for him to can it.
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"His eyes are busy looking up at the stars. dreaming about what else might be up there. He will leave this world. that's as certain as gravity to Cra." The life and times of a pre-Felt Crowbar. (Note: very Crowbar-centric. Other characters make very brief cameos or appear near the end).