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    Used to living in the rough and hunting down evil, Will Graham refuses to let his guard down around the wealthy (and slightly perturbing) Hannibal Lecter. Something is wrong, and Will is determined to figure out what it is.

    Smitten, Hannibal is happy to let him.

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    See Cosmo, the Collector's Dog. What does Cosmo see?

    Speak, Cosmo. Speak!

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    If there's anything the paladins have learned about Pidge, it's that she really loves her coffee. That doesn't stop her boyfriend from trying to prank her using her most sacred drink. Also posted on fanfiction.net

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    Sequel to In Darkness and Hope.
    So Neal escaped the cabin and, for the most part, has his life together. But what comes next? What comes after the immediate recovery?
    He’s come along way since he first escaped. Shows Neal in the six years since his escape, his road of recovery, new challenges after escaping, being a single parent, and that his past is never truly behind him.

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    Three friends decide to take on jobs working for the Mojave Express. One is in it for her sister. One is in it for his girl. One is in it to see her brother again. They are all assigned parcels immediately, sent running into the desert with little more than the clothes on their backs and the promise of caps in their minds.

    Three friends walk into the Mojave Desert. One walks out.

    What's so special about a fucking poker chip anyways?

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    Will has always had a weakness for strays. When circumstances bring the two young Winchester boys into his life, he doesn’t think he’s fit to take care of them. Even if Hannibal thinks it will be good development for him…

    A story of how Will doesn’t believe in monsters but wants to protect Dean and Sam from them anyway. And how Hannibal tries to build himself a family. With cannibalism.

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    Lance had always thought seeing Keith humbled would give him more satisfaction; this was not what he would have ever wished for.

    Or, where Keith is captured and tortured, and the boy the paladins retrieve isn't really the boy they lost.

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    The continuation of my story from "Someone had to Say It".

    A Canon divergent AU that assumes Loki escaped fairly soon after being taken to Asgard at the end of Avengers 2012.
    This is a psychologically driven work, with a lot of references to previous trauma in most of the characters. References to bad decisions, and current traumatic issues, as well as unsafe practices, will be common. While it is humorous in part; I am working with some pretty dark subjects on occasion. There is also a lot of knitting. Reader discretion is advised.

    Updates 3x a week, more often if possible.
    Please read "Reading List and Resources" for world specific background information (Note occasional spoiler warnings)

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    We are all made of the same cosmic dust.

    Series of loosely connected drabbles.

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    Isabelle was currently staring at the glowing spear piercing a shampoo bottle a few inches at her left. The faint buzz emanating form the threatening weapon that had been magically made by the -far more threatening- fish woman in front of her [...] Undyne -that was her name- this was actually a situation that Isabelle would never thought being stuck in a few weeks ago.

    *le pitch*

    Isa is Frisk mother she usually die in their early years and no one know where she disappear however Frisk's mumtiple resets lead the diegesis to a timeline where Frisk's father throw both of his baby and girlfriend in a hole in Mt Ebott read to find out what happen next

    updates on Saturday

    *now with every chapter MEMES

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    You have a past.

    Of course, everyone does, but yours isn't particularly nice. Not that anyone else will EVER know that.

    Between studying hard for an Art Major, being an author, being one of the largest activists for monster civil rights, and keeping your rather nosy monster friends out of your love life, you have a lot on your mind to keep you from thinking about what you've been through. Your SOUL is rather private, and that irritates a certain skeletal friend of yours.

    But when you reluctantly agree to help your two favorite scientists out with a soul-related experiment at their work place, you accidentally make a connection to The Void... And bring the father of your two skeleton roommates back in the process through very unconventional means.

    Welp.

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    "Okay, so was he serious?" Stiles asked when he got his voice to work again. His dad looked calmer but he was still mad. That left Stiles looking to Whittemore. "Can they do that? I have to stay with him?"

    The expressions on their faces didn't look promising. His lawyer just shook his head.

    "Come on! I will scrub toilets with toothbrushes or something. Anything. Just not that," Stiles pressed. Whittemore looked at him with open pity.

    "It will depend on how the order is written. But he was pretty clear in the verbal articulation," said the lawyer.

    "It's split custody for a month," Stiles' dad reminded him. "Chaperoned custody. So it’ll be you and me and the shithead."

    "And your companion animal," added Derek.

    -- or --

    In the aftermath of his kidnapping and attempted sale, Stiles finds himself up against the courts because he tried to stand against his kidnappers. Jordan can only do so much to help with his family dragging in a new round of trouble.

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    (No AU. OC Insert)
    Ashleigh is a normal girl, with a happy family life and two amazing friends. Then, That Full Moon happened and everything changed. Meeting Stiles a few weeks after the horrible event makes her think that her luck is changing. It does. It gets worse.
    Stalked by the Alpha in both her mind and her life, Ashleigh starts wishing that she could go back to normal.

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    There's something going on with Hanzo and he can't quite put his finger on it. Unable to focus on what exactly that is, because of hazy memories, and dealing with a gun wielding cowboy; he has his hands full. The only way he can truly figure it out, is by reaching into the deepest part of himself and unleashing the darkness and fire within.

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    You don't just trick your brother in accepting your proposal!

    [Or restrain their alternate option for loving another]

    Papyrus is the confused one here while Sans is the mysterious one.

    *Will establish different forms of proposal and ends with each timeline. Suggestions are welcome here. :)

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    Chuuya wakes up to a world where he witnesses Yokohama’s most beloved couple – Dazai and Oda, also known as soukoku – complete their good deed for the day, holding hands as they do so.

    Chuuya wakes up to a world where—he’s supposed to be fighting Russian Fy o d—no, he’s supposed to be the benevolent boss of the Port Mafia. Wakes up to a world where everything is—wrong.

    [the one where someone uses the Book and subsequently fucks the world up]

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    The war took a lot from Agent Rosie Stone. After being retired from the service due to an accident she finds herself married and taking care of a newborn son- just as nuclear disaster hits. Lucky for her, Vault Tec has accepted her and her family into the vault nearby. Now, 200+ years later she's awoken from the vault tec experiment that froze her in cryo sleep. The world she finds seems even more determined than the war to rip away those she loves. This is the story of her search to find that which is missing. Will she find it? Will her legacy be swallowed up by the wasteland? Or will she be able to find joy and peace in strange places with new people as they fit or in some cases fall into her life.

    [[01.7.2017-- I've updated the story, done some edits, and I apologize but this is a very 'slowly' written tale. Thank you for being patient. ♥]]

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    When they are kids their life is destroyed on behalf of a secret and political interests. When they become cadets, they have to make the world crumble and fall to get their lives back together.

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    We talk about women, we talk about work. We throw around each others’ lies like batting practice, scaring everyone around us into ducking the ball—even though the laughter comes a beat later. I lift things from people incessantly; he takes them back with a shove. I brag about my grandfather; he groans about the times. We don’t discuss his daughter, and I don’t talk about my father. Sometimes we chat about Jigen and my crew. I try to get him some friends.

    It’s Christmas time at Interpol, and I've gotten myself arrested. No big deal.

    Well, except for the whole, "someone's trying to kill me" thing. There is that, I guess. But I never said I couldn't handle it.

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    Lupin, Zenigata, and a skeleton crew of cops are snowed in at the ER, and it's bringing back a lot of bad memories for everyone. Thanks to the failed heist that nearly got Lupin killed and a redhead from Zenigata's past, it's also turning into a game of Clue—except, the murder hasn't quite happened yet. Zenigata might be able to clear Lupin of a terrorist bombing and get them out alive, but only if the mystery of the thief's dramatic flashbacks (and his crime) can be solved in time. Unfortunately, Lupin isn't making it easy....

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    Evan stumbles across Connor Murphy.

     

    Disposing of a woman's body.

     

    At three in the morning.

     

    Covered in blood.

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