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    Mac had become fatter. Much, much fatter. Dennis was proud of his handiwork.

    “Wait a second,” Dennis pulled away from Mac, hands making their way to his own waistband. “I’m gonna fuck that big belly of yours, OK? Since you’re huge enough even for that now."

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    They’ve done this before and everyone knows it.

    set directly post S12 E08

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    Dennis and Mac's monthly dinner is turning out to be the best one they've ever had. Until it isn't.

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    1,627
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    3/?
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    4
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    26
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    291
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    As Mac edges closer to being out of the closet, Dennis finds something in his friend that he hadn't realized he'd been craving: the thrill of the chase. He tells himself he just wants to see how far he can take it. What he doesn't realize, is that too far may break them both.

    OR: an in depth look at the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, not as a foolproof method of seduction, but as a subconscious, self-sabotaging way of life.

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    13/?
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    143
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    364
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    43
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    The science bitch proposes a new experiment, one that involves studying Charlie up close and personal for an extended length of time. However, his subject has an infectious personality and it becomes hard to remain objective. Will science triumph or will he fall prey to the Charlie effect?

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    9/?
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    13
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    26
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    3
    Hits:
    323
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    Dennis loves to make videos of Dee taking him down a notch.

    Honestly, this is pure filth.

    Formerly called 'Training'

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    1/1
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    4
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    6
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    “Why the hell would I get married to some broad I didn’t love?"
    Scenes from Frank and Barbara's marriage.

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    Chapters:
    14/14
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    20
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    9
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    2
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    138
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    Dennis is beyond done with the gang thanks to Mac blowing up his car, so he goes up to North Dakota to live a new life. The life he deserves. A loving wife, a beautiful child, and the world at his fingertips. That means actually working and living in the suburbs and being quietly domestic, which is of course everything Dennis hates. So he does what he does best, he schemes. Only this time he doesn't have the gang to help him when he falls - at least, not completely.

    (So I guess this is a Vampire AU Crossover that nobody asked for? Note that you don't have to have watched Fargo to understand what's happening. Although it's highly recommended because Fargo is an A+ show and stars both Glenn and Rob!)

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    Chapters:
    35/45
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    110
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    59
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    5
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    960
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    Luther needs a place to lay low for a while

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    1,160
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    10
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    7
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    2
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    96
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    Mac brings a date home, and Dennis isn't super happy about it. Lucky for Dennis, Mac would rather make out with him anyway.

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    2,984
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    37
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    The Gang is fading away. Charlie writes a musical to celebrate its golden days, Paddy's becomes what it should have always been, and Mac just wants Dennis back

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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    4
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    17
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    1
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    111
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    Mac hatches a secret plan to repair his and Dennis’s friendship. Dennis is pretty sure he knows what the root of the problem is, though, and he isn’t going to let up until Mac admits to it.

    Set after Season 11.

    Language:
    English
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    27,693
    Chapters:
    2/5
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    30
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Dennis Reynolds is a prostitute.

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    4/4
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    7
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    20
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    1
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    If fat Mac is happy, then Charlie is too.

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    228
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    12
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    357
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    Only in Secret can they let this happen.

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    1/1
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    2
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    17
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    1
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    Dennis may not be saying it explicitly, but Mac, being the brains of the gang, could tell that he wanted out of his new life in North Dakota.
     
    “...Well,” Mac began, “I might know how you could get out of this situation.”

    “What? What could possibly get me out of this, Mac?”

    “Okay, so, hear me out: what if we pretended to be a couple again?”

    In which Mac is the one whose life is most disrupted by Dennis’ departure, inclining him to jump on the soonest opportunity he finds to further pursue yet another fake relationship.

    Language:
    English
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    4,510
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    119
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    loosely based on this scene from Gavin and Stacy

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v9-QkhULwdM

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    98
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    559
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    163
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    If the show is going to make explicit references to ‘No Exit’ then we’re going to have to talk Sunny and Sartre.

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    1/1
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    The central theme of Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs is arrested development.

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    563
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    6
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    38

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