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    /You stood there in shock, staring at the gunman. He had a blank look in his eyes. Like it was all routine. Like he was numb. You chuckled and choked on the blood building up in your lungs. It spit out of your mouth as you coughed and smiled at him, shakily bringing your hands up and clapping. Your chest throbbed. Your lungs burned as it drowned in blood from the open bullet wound.
    He stared at you blankly. His gun still pointed at you.
    You collapsed as everything went black.
    As everything disappeared./

    Book 1: "Guns and Ammo" chapters 1-52
    Book 2: "White and Black Keys" chapters 53-????

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    Our story resumes with Tohru and Ryota heading into the TV World to check on some hunches. Nanako finds out, of course. And then finally faces her shadow!?
    Tohru and crew head over to Naichou on another excruciating car ride. Once there, Tohru has to wrangle everyone into using their personas IRL and getting along and—Okay why does Namatame have his Izanagi but isn't fighting with the rest? Why do he and Ito get to take it easy?? And are those evokers Elizabeth gave Ryota!?
    What else? There's a fake relationship that gets a little too real. Teddie finishes building his boat with the others. Tohru makes everyone finally play King's Game. Tohru and Kanji experience a body swap!? Will this make them understand each other a little better? (Poor Kanji!) And why is everyone playing DDR...? (Please don't tell me they're going to go to karaoke, too.)

    We’re really going to begin digging into what makes humans and other beings (shadows, gods, etc) separate.

    UPDATE 12/11/17
    Moving on to helping Nanako, the disappointing King's Game, and then breaking out for the arcade.

    IMPORTANT:
    Archive Warnings may apply later
    Trigger Warnings will be labeled in-chapter

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    After Season Two Episode Nine (so spoilers) and Chat Noir's rejection, he seems a little too chipper. How many people are that happy to be in the friendzone?

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    '...The shadows had been there so long, they seemed to form patterns on his eyelids. The swirled and spun until Harry was dizzy with it, and he could not remember his own name...'

    The summer after his first year, Harry begins to have strange dreams of a terrible darkness. He is reliving the experiences of the horcrux trapped inside of him - and then he saves it, and it becomes his friend.

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    Written for those who enjoy those parent fics for purely ironic purposes. The ancestors are raising their kids in a single parent style. Stay tuned for wacky shenanigans.

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    After recovering from an attack, Kaiba attempts to return to work. The problem: it was a vampire attack, and he didn’t recover so much as turn. Meanwhile, demons lurk ready to strike and take Kaiba Corp at the first sign of weakness

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    Questa è la mia parodia sulle stagioni 4 e 5 del Trono di Spade e incentrata soprattutto sui personaggi di Ramsay e Theon. Nella mia storia trasformo in ironico e grottesco ciò che sarebbe tragico e faccio nascere una "liason" quanto mai improbabile tra il Bastardo di Bolton e il suo prigioniero di lusso.
    Essendo una parodia, ho cambiato la maggior parte dei fatti, ossia, tanto per cominciare, Ramsay non sposa Sansa né nessun'altra, Theon non scappa, Stannis è già stato sconfitto e ucciso e... nella mia storia non morirà quasi nessuno, perché alla fin fine dev'essere una commedia demenziale e si ride, non ci si intristisce (umorismo nero, comunque... XD).
    Grazie a tutti coloro che seguiranno la mia storia!
    Non scrivo a scopo di lucro e personaggi e situazioni appartengono a registi, autori, sceneggiatori e produttori della serie TV Il Trono di Spade (versione televisiva, non mi ispiro ai libri).

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    Siamo nell'ottava stagione e Dean e Sam scoprono di dover affrontare tre prove per poter chiudere per sempre le porte dell'Inferno. le cose, però, non sembrano mettersi al meglio con un Balthazar iperprotettivo nei confronti di Benny che salta addosso a chiunque osi mancargli di rispetto, un Lucifer sardonico e provocatorio e un Gabriel che si preoccupa più di quello che potrebbe accadere al suo Lucifer che di qualsiasi altra cosa e cerca in ogni modo di salvare capra e cavoli. Riusciranno i Winchester a superare la prima prova, uccidere un Cerbero?
    Non scrivo a scopo di lucro e personaggi e situazioni appartengono a registi, autori e produttori della serie TV "Supernatural".

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    What if the original Hetalia anime had the 2p characters? This is a novelization of the Hetalia anime, 2p!ified. (WARNING: This is 2p, so it may include blood, gore, cannibalism, swearing, etc. I'll likely avoid racial slurs and smut, but no promises.)

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    A messenger bearing the mark of the Enemy comes to Himring in the night. Maedhros is not amused.

    Sequel to Of the King of the Alders.

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    Evan Hansen decides to end his life two days before school starts for the year, and climbs the highest tree. But when he jumps, something magical happens and he doesn't hit the ground. Instead, he floats above the ground.

    Connor Murphy decides to end his life the night before school starts. However, he finds that he can't, no matter how many pills he swallows. Looks like he's stuck here.

    Alana Beck has never wanted anything more than to be seen. To not feel like she could disappear. However, on the first day of school when she goes to give her welcome back speech, no one can see her.

    Zoe Murphy wasn't paying attention. She had a lot on her mind, but no excuses would stop her car from crashing on the way home on the first day of school. When it crashed, she couldn't help but to admire the way the windshield shattered, broken in nearly seconds. A tragic kind of beauty. Head aching, she reached up to touch it, but when her hand reaches her head, it seems to take the pain away. It was probably just a coincidence, though.

    Jared Kleinman didn't like pretending. To be like everyone else, that is. But no matter what, he always seems to mimic everyone else...

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    And there's something about the dying that feels familiar...

    Wouldn't it feel most familiar to the one who's experienced it the most?

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    There's a long, shrewd silence on Merlin's end, until he inquires, "You know I'm not in love with Gwen. Why did you lie for me?"

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    Arthur almost sees the truth, but it's wrapped up in hypotheticals, irony and things not said aloud. A missing scene that explores something I've always been a bit curious about, and depending on how you read it, it could be Merlin/Arthur, Merlin/Gwen, or gen.

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    Tsuna made a mistake. Two mistakes, actually. One cost his life and the other his conscious. Haunted with the blunders of his past, he decided to keep trying again until he made it right. All while trying to fool Reborn, because if there was one person who he didn't want to know what happened, it would be him.

    Too bad both attempts are failing miserably.

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    September 29th, 2011

    Kokichi and I have discovered that something horrible has happened on campus. I don't know if I should even be writing this down.

    My hands are trembling as I write this.

    Could there really be a connection between this and the strange occurrences Kokichi's been seeing? Even Kyoko seems on edge... but I can’t just leave this as it is. I need to do something.

    What on earth is going on at Hope’s Peak...?
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    Latest Chapter: #9 rejected- Kokichi and Shuichi go out on a night on the town, but things go sour fast.

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    Peter Pettigrew had three friends. They each fulfilled him in their own way.

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    WELCOME TO CHATBUG TOURS! Buckle in for a GUIDED WALKING TOUR of PARIS with your own CHAT NOIR and LADYBUG! Admire the VIEW! Then hear about its DESTRUCTION!

    (Reenactment optional.)

    WHAT COULD GO WRONG??

     

    (Please note: Chatbug Tours will not be held responsible for any inappropriate behaviour, the loss or destruction of personal or public property or akumatisation. Please visit Paris responsibly.)

     

    In other news, it's Work Experience Week for the Miraculous Class and Adrien and Marinette both need to find a job...

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    Cassie Grey é uma médica em ascensão com uma personalidade peculiar e apaixonada pelo universo da Marvel. Quando seu caminho cruza com o do astro de cinema Chris Evans, o resultado só pode ser confusão.

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    so basically this is the one where i borrow some bits and pieces off of True Blood and see how they work in OUAT settings. full summary below:

    The rescue party arrived a tad too late. Macklyn Warlow had turned Sookie Stackhouse.

    Which pretty much sucks

    That, however, is merely a tip of the iceberg, for Lilith has found her way to sneak back into the realm of living and, unsurprisingly, decided a major makeover in the humans-vampires relations is due.

    Which sucks even more.

    When vampires begin arriving to Hyperion Highs, all hell breaks loose.

    Do fairytale characters mingle with the dead?

    And of course, can a romance, as impossible as it seems, blossom out of this conundrum?

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    Alucard meets the goddess of fate on three occasions. Learning that his destiny is entwined with the land that he lives in.

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