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    FN-2187 has seen a lot of weird shit as a First Order Stormtrooper, but waking up married to Kylo Ren is forever going to remain uncontested #1 on that list.

    Someone please get the poor guy a paper bag to breathe into. Or a redo button. A redo button will do.

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    5/6
    Comments:
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    Junkrat and Roadhog are tired of running, and give legit work a shot. They have no idea what they're getting themselves into.

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    35/?
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    32
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    Long before Tom Hiddleston’s star started to shine he was an ungainly teenager with a massive crush on his big sister’s best friend… What follows is their story.

     

     

    A/N: This is a work of fiction. The majority of scenarios come from my silly little mind although you'll find the odd sneaky little quote or titbit from an interview. While there will be some scenes which are based on reported events, poetic license has and will be used in bucket loads. All other character's are fictitious, with the exception of the Hiddleston's (and by extension their close acquaintances), but ALL characters are completely my own interpretation and not intended to offend.

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    29/?
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    15
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    “It was completely surreal. These kinds of things just didn't happen. His dad had made a joke about it months ago and they had brushed it off. Peter had sworn to him that he couldn't get pregnant, and now here he was, a walking, talking, teenage contradiction. He was a cautionary tale. Don't sit on your werewolf boyfriend's dick for too long or you'll get knocked up. Where was the helpful pamphlet about that little nugget of information?”

    Or: In which Stiles and Peter go through a lot of drama and trauma trying to bring their little bundle of joy into the world.

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    43,597
    Chapters:
    8/22
    Comments:
    50
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    117
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    A whole year of domestic destiel stories, in which professor Castiel has mechanic Dean totally bewhipped. It's September. Ben's time with Cas and Dean comes to an end and a date is set for the hearing to decide his future, over which a small dark cloud appears. Dean marks Cas' birthday with a piece of electronic gadgetry (no, not that this time!), but then blots his copybook by breaking his husband's golden rule. And Cas is further depressed by events at work, although once again it's Charlie to the rescue!

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    Chapters:
    25/30
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    103
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    77
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    5
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    Blackwall wasn't expecting to nugsit when he arrived at Leliana's villa in Orlais. He also didn't expect to launch a rescue mission with Krem to save Iron Bull and the Chargers. A silly story wherein Blackwall has to save everyone and still get the nugs home before bedtime.

    Buddy Comedy with an unlikely pairing loosely based on the movie Adventures in Babysitting. Plus, Schmooples. (You don't need to have seen the movie to understand the story).

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    English
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    10,445
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    37
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    11
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    1
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    Když si Stiles pořídí štěně, ani netuší, k čemu by to mohlo vést...

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    Čeština
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    1/1
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    When Olivia introduced the new consultant for the SV Unit the last thing she thought was that things could get so out of control….

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    48/?
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    50
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    175
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    10
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    6139
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    Harry and Hermione celebrate their anniversary in a somewhat unorthodox manner.

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    1/1
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    Two more rounds later Holtzmann was drunk enough to forge ahead with her plan, which had been distilled to three stages: Enthrall Kevin; discover his secrets; put said secrets to use on Erin Gilbert.

    Step one was flirt with Kevin, so she opened her mouth to say, “Fancy another, hot stuff?” in her sexiest voice.

    “Why haven't you slept with Erin?” is what actually came out.

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    A ridiculous romp with a lot of talking about sex.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    60
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    4
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    Jared fell in love with the new literature professor, Jensen. One problem: Jensen hanged with the coworkers that didn't like Jared. When Chad opened his mouth to start an argument with the guy that fucked with Jared. Jensen was both speechless and horrified, since then Jared avoided Jensen due to thinking that he also didn't like him. When in reality, it was the opposite.

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    2/?
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    50
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    8
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    Steve runs away and Bucky goes to find him. But the truth he finds is more harrowing than he thought.

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    1/1
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    I'm desperate and I need to write some Lucio story that is nice and cute and mysterious with a l o t o f o l D m u s I c R E F E R E N C E S

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    3,057
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    3/?
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    3
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    Six months after meeting Danny Williams for the first time, Steve kisses him. Unfortunately, it takes him another year and half and two more kisses before he finally gets what he wants. Danny.

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    English
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    15,086
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Theon Greyjoy gets a job as Roose Bolton's assistant while going to college. But it's Ramsay Bolton who really broadens Theon's horizons.

    A classic modern-AU Thramsay tale.

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    4/?
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    Brian Haner Jr. is determined to make his and his friends' dream of making their band Avenged Sevenfold go big. They've reached the point where they need to take on a little more help, so in steps a new little roadie into Brian's world. Someone new to hassle, someone new to tease, someone new to fuck. Someone new to love....?

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    4/?
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    Déjà près d’une dizaine d’années depuis que Sasuke et Naruto ont été séparé par le destin. L’époque de l’Orphelinat d’Uzushiogakure, où Sasuke permettait à Naruto, Shikamaru et Chôji de découvrir le Hip Hop, est déjà bien loin derrière eux.

    Tandis que Naruto, Shikamaru et Chôji ont réussi à intégrer un collège puis un lycée public à Konoha, Sasuke adopté par les Hyûga fréquente les établissements privés. Une situation qui les a maintenus séparés malgré les recherches infructueuses de Naruto (qui n’avait en sa possession que le prénom du jeune Uchiha et aucune idée du nom de famille de ceux qui l’ont adopté, Iruka refusant de l’aider dans sa quête.)

    Depuis chacun a avancé sur la route qu’il s’est tracé.

    Jusqu'à ce que nos deux héros intègrent Konoha Daigaku, l’université la plus prestigieuse du pays et se retrouvent à suivre les mêmes cours….

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    10,805
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    It’s Christmas Eve and Justin is back in Dublin, coming out to his family having gone horribly wrong. He won’t call the others, they’d have figured it out all too quick. Instead, he has every intention of spending the night heartbroken and alone. But, like most of Justin’s plans- that isn’t how it happened.

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    Sentinel was captured by Megatron, the warlord trying to get the Allspark shards location. Unfortunately, Sentinel has a big mouth. He also has his pride and his want and arrogance ... which are a bad formula for an impatient tyrant. And so, it’s all ripped right out of him by Megatron, his innocence gone. Yet, Megatron's still not done with him. Soon Sentinel will learn what it means to be a Decepticon's consort and all its responsibilities.

    Meanwhile, Bulkhead learns what it means to be a Decepticon in general, and Wasp finds his madness wasn't just an unfortunate aftereffect of his imprisonment.

    Now contains plot!

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    English
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    44,909
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    164
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    282
    Bookmarks:
    37
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    10119
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    He wasn't supposed to crash land on Ahch-To. She wasn't supposed to offer a temporary truce. He definitely wasn't supposed to have to choose between sleeping with her and killing her. Post TFA. Reylo.

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    English
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    17,191
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    36
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    199
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    20
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    5261

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