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    yoongi:

    oh no
    did u try to booty call someone
    on MY phone?

    Yoongi's ingenious friends think it's a good idea to steal his phone in order to score him a Hot Date with that quiet kid in Philosophy. (What was his name again? Namjoon?) OT7 shenanigans ensue.

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    6/?
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    198
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    Hannibal's been gone for hours now, and Will is an extremely anxious person who likes to think about kissing the man.

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    “You may not be wine, Dio, but you have me utterly intoxicated.”

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    When Jack Merridew is paired up with Ralph Gornick for his final project in his English class, he can think of quite a few situations that he'd rather be in.
    But maybe, just maybe, it would work out in his favor.

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    Chapters:
    10/17
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    36
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    3
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    Congratulations, you have been officially reinstated as an Auror in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. It is my hope that you will take seriously this second chance that you have been given.
    Your first assignment will be to accompany Percival Graves to New Orleans under the guise of his mistress and, therefore, the former mistress of Gellert Grindelwald. To the underworld you are to appear to work counter to Graves, but you must obey him in all things related to the case. This is dangerous ground, Miss Goldstein, and I advise you to be careful.
    Keep him safe, and yourself as well.

     

     

    Seraphina Picquery,
    President of the Magical Congress of the United States of America

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    11/?
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    Les deux ennemis de toujours, Drago Malefoy et Harry Potter, seront ensemble pour s'occuper de quelque chose d'inattendu lors d'un projet scolaire...un bébé! Seront-ils capable de terminer ce projet et leur année scolaire sans trop de batailles? Apprendront-ils enfin à se supporter et à cesser leur animosité?

    « - Comme vous pouvez tous le constater, Monsieur Harry Potter et Monsieur Drago Malefoy sont les seuls à ne pas s'être inscrit sur le parchemin magique hier. Je vais être obligé de choisir votre binôme à chacun. Je ne sais pas si c'est un malheureusement ou un heureusement pour vous, mais comme vous, Monsieur Potter et vous, Monsieur Malefoy, êtes les seuls à ne pas être en binômes, il serait justicieux de vous mettre ensemble! »

    Ou...
    Ry et Dray ont une grande tension sexuelle, boivent un peu trop, par moment, et doivent s'occuper d'un adorable bébé, en déniant leurs sentiments vis-à-vis l'autre, tandis que tout le monde s'imagine convulsivement qu'ils sont secrètement en couple.

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    Français
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    Chapters:
    32/150
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    With his sister's accident, Yuuri turned his back on his only chance to make his dreams a reality. Instead, he settles as a pastry chef and opens his own small shop for others to enjoy.

    On a day of rain, Yuuri delivers some baked goods to a startling rich mansion and somehow ends up having tea with the famous Victor Nikiforov before he loses his nerves.

    Victor, whom can no longer walk, decides Yuuri would be perfect to keep him company.

    These growing feelings come with the addition of lies, and Victor worries what comes next when their relationship blooms to something deeper.

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    Chapters:
    5/19
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    39
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    252
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    59
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    It's the stoner party flirt-and-hookup AU that no one asked for, but I wrote anyway.

    ~

    “Friends. Loved ones. Allow me to introduce you to Love Potion #1,” Chris proclaims, brandishing two large and expertly rolled joints. “It has one of the highest levels of euphoria you can find ‘round these parts. Literally award-winning levels of happiness. And it makes sex amazing,” he concludes with a wink, looking pointedly at a visibly squirming Yuuri. Victor bites back a smile as he watches Yuuri flush bright red all the way up to his ears.

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    Ignis is fine being blind. Lots of people are blind. It’s not a big deal. Prompto really, really gets this, and a trust is built between them on phone settings. But as Prompto finds himself admitting to feelings, a gap of baggage widens between them that no amount of small talk can fix.

    In the ten years Noctis sleeps in the crystal, Prompto and Ignis struggle to navigate their ugly realities in his absence. The anger. The isolation. The daemons inside and out. Navigating your sexual identity is hard enough without a very literal apocalypse. But it seems they have no choice. Like it or not, life goes on; even at the end of the world.

    Tags will be added as needed.

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    Chapters:
    5/15
    Comments:
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    Genji loves his brother. He loves him a lot more than he knows is acceptable, but he can’t help himself. Disgust and shame latch onto him at the love and lust he feels for Hanzo on a daily basis. Of course, he would never reveal such a thing to his brother.

    So he spends the nights distracting himself. He drinks. He parties. He uses others for physical comfort. Then during the day he puts on a mask, trying to act like he’s not breaking apart on the inside and letting himself rot away. Disgusting. Shameful. Weak.

    It was only a matter of time before someone took advantage of him…

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    Rokurou gives Eleanor her first drink. Eleanor gives Rokurou a good time.

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    This is an AU where (almost) everything is the same except Phichit and Yuri are the same age. This follows the story of them while they were in Detroit. The boys need some extra cash for their own personal reasons and decide to work at a strip club (thanks to Yuri). Follow these two guys as they maintain school, practice, and working late nights as exotic dancers. More of your favorite Yuri On Ice!!! characters to come later! May contain NSFW material in later chapters. Please be advised.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    54
    Kudos:
    78
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    15
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    A very tipsy Carlos winds up in the middle of a conversation that leaves him a little hot under the collar.

    Series
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    This is a one-shot. I swear. This isn't going to turn into anything larger. If it does, I may shoot myself because I have way too much going on already. This is a one-shot.

    Anyway.

    Orion Pax finds Starscream passed out drunk in the streets. Why is he there? What's going to happen next?

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    where harry and louis, members of rival gangs meet under wrong circumstances but still fall in love.

     

    ❁ ❁ ❁ ❁

    //greaser!louis-soc!harry//

    inspiration for this fic thanks to @inkycurls on Twitter!!

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    10
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    2
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    Mr. Altin,

    We thank you for your interest in our professional matchmaking services. We strive to partner successful men like yourself with top of the line Russian companions who will be matched with you based on your answers to the attached questionnaire.

    After making your selection, we would arrange for travel and have your new beautiful companion sent to you within two weeks upon receiving 50% of the total price for companion and relocation, usually totaling around $15,000.00.

    We look forward to hearing from you and discussing this opportunity further.

    Sincerely,

    Victor Nikiforov

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    421
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    64
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    3814
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    Dan, Phil, and Tyler are at a party, Dan is getting unwanted attention, Phil is protective, and Tyler is there to make out with hot guys in the corner.
    Based off of Dan's video on the types of drunk people... BEWARE THE SEXUAL PREDATOR!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Edgeworth's 21st birthday.

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    Jesse McCree, age 19, Blackwatch’s newest and most flippant recruit, has been sent to Japan on a mission: to gather intelligence and help carry out an assassination on one of Japan’s most influential crime-lords. A train ride leads to an unexpected encounter with a skeptical yet curious young man (Hanzo Shimada), who takes Jesse out for a “night on the town” that he will never forget.

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    English
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    54,680
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2489

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