19 Works found in Insults
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I'd Like To Fuck You and Your Rugged Good Looks Into This Table by quaint_camera
The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies)
16 May 2012
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At the shawarma joint, Tony finds out Bruce saved him and shenanigans ensue. Post-Avengers, obviously.
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Loki's reputation precedes him, even among the Chitauri. (TAKE NOTE OF THE TAGS, PLEASE)
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A wiser man than Bob would take the hint and leave Megabyte well enough alone… but Bob, although he prides himself on being clever, has never claimed to be particularly wise.
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- Part 11 of Lethe's Curse
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Holmes childhood angst, with neglect, clear favoritism, and emotional abuse through comparison and insults.
One of Mummy Holmes's sons is an idiot.
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"The most brilliant and talented men in the kingdom have knelt before me, Zhong Hui." Advancing, Sima Yi pins the young man in place with a boot on his throat. "What could you possibly offer that would interest me?"
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"So you're just going to jump me for the next 24 hours?" George asked.
"The next... 30 hours, actually," Elliot said, checking the alarm clock.
G/E George and Elliot have an interesting plan for the next day, with no barriers, no limits, and no regrets.- Words:
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Harry and Draco wake up in bed together after a night of drunk sex.
Manip on the banner is made by my friend angelus2hot
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John sees Sherlock after three years. Things do not go as Sherlock planned, John is angry. Sherlock and John fight about how bad of a decision Sherlock made, John insults him – a lot! John does not forgive Sherlock in this fic.
SPOILERS FOR THE REICHENBACH FALL
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- Part 1 of Forgiveness
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Draco is getting married but first he and Potter have to rid themselves of the feelings they have for one another... can they be successful??
This story was written for the Gryff Holiday Exchange for my Secret Santa recipient Seki whom I adore and love!! :D- Words:
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The Houses of Malfoy and Potter: United by a Prophecy by HPFangirl71 for winterstorrm
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
1 Jan 2012
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After the war, a new Prophecy comes to light... this one concerning the children of one Draco Malfoy and our hero Harry Potter. The prophecy says that the sole heir of Malfoy will have a child with Harry Potter's offspring, uniting the two families through their bloodlines. The two families assume the prophecy is talking about Lily Luna Potter but secretly Albus Severus wishes it was him that the propehcy was talking about. Sometimes there's just no thwarting the Fates...
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Palom intends to follow Tellah's legacy.
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For the prompt: "Merlin gets put in the stocks overnight and Arthur pays him a visit, smut ensues."
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- Part 6 of Destiny and Lying Dragons
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An encounter in a supply closet aboard the Defiant.
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Written for tumblr prompt: "Sherlock and John complaining about Anderson for your prompt. Somehow leads to something romantic."
And indeed it does. Some things, even Anderson can't ruin.
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Ever wonder where penis enlargement spam comes from? Look no further than Africa, Tricell, and one of Excella's favorite experiments.
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Theon cursed every god he could think of for making this glorious woman his sister. But then, it seemed as though that didn't much matter to her, and he was beginning to forget just why it had seemed to matter so much to him only a short while ago.
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The Widow's Dagger had been calmed for a week in the Summer Sea, and Tyrion was growing restless. Not just restless to reach their destination, but a more urgent, private sort of restless, the kind a gentleman found it difficult to take care of in the crowded hold where he slept.
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Zach and Chris have a heavy scene together.
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- Part 11 of Captain Spanky Series
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- 5,546
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Post season two. Merlin is angry and Arthur is a prat. Mostly.
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- Part 1 of Fire-Breathing
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