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    “I don’t know jack shit, Captain,” It’s said in that way Jo has. She never calls him Captain unless it’s in front of other crews or in instances like this, wherein it holds a note of derision. Actually, it holds a whole orchestra of derision, which is quite extraordinary for one word. “Because you never tell me jack shit.”

    Dean barely resists the urge to bang his head off the table he’s seated at; the large oak one he uses to chart routes and plot journeys. Really the only thing that stops him is the idea of the sighting vane from his backstaff getting imbedded in his eye.

    “I tell you everything.”

     Jo responds with an exaggerated burst of laughter. “Yes, and the Dread Pirate Roberts is just a farm boy.”

     

    *

     

    Captain Dean Winchester has a problem.

    Said problem can be resolved with one easy solution; a scientist by the name of Dr. Castiel Novak.

    However, Dean soon learns that nothing about Castiel Novak - or the situation they both abruptly find themselves in - is easy.

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    8/?
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    Carlos starts work as Science Faculty Leader at Night Vale Community High School. There he has his own team, a brand new set of labs and a promise of a large bonus if he manages to stay for a whole year.

    The drama teacher, Mr Palmer, is definitely quite unusual. For instance, his weekly Friday breaktime "News from the Staffroom" school radio broadcast is supposed to be, like, actual news, right?

    And Mr Harlan from the PE department is not a man to ignore. He is not about to give up something he wants.

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    11/?
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    7
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    A set of unrelated ficlets from Tumblr that are too short to be published on their own.

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    19/?
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    74
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    138
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    2
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    Having escaped London with Mycroft Holmes still unaware of their presence and a bullet wound courtesy of Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler make for the tropics, for a secluded island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. But will their partnership be tested by their mutual distrust or Sherlock's mostly untreated shoulder wound?

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    12/21
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    69
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    What's got Morgan so excited about March 14th?

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    He found himself surrounded, or more accurately outnumbered, in a century of walking innuendo's and come-on's. Two of which sat with him, determined to make him blush, turning it into a contest.

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    Garrett Hawke is a simple guy. He likes simple things. Things like playing MMORPGs with his friends. Their guild, Wicked Grace, has been pretty exclusive for a while. But, when the guild becomes interested in recruiting a new member - an elven warrior named Fenris - what used to be a "fun way of passing time" becomes "Operation: Hard in Hightown" (or, as Isabela calls it, "Operation: Get Hawke Laid"). Needless to say, this operation is anything but simple.

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    3/?
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    Guy has some... alone time in Locksley, where he contemplates Marian and the Nightwatchman. Or is it the other way around? ;) Set in season 1.

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    An assortment of ficlets from various tumblr prompts and rabid plotbunnies.

    Chapter 61: dance with me (Steve/Peggy)

    Chapter 62: go to sleep little babe (Steve, Tony, Darcy, Clint)

    Chapter 63: you mean you can't take less (Bucky, Steve, Darcy)

    Chapter 64: gasoline, saccharin (Steve/Darcy)

    Chapter 65: I’ve seen the paths that your eyes wander down (Darcy, Steve, Bucky)

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    Based on the wonderful "Memos from Q-Branch" by the even more fabulous AviaCarter.

    A good look at the behind the scenes going on of the well-oiled machine that is SHIELD. Showing that it is not that well-oiled and that Director Fury is 1000% done with everyones shit.

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    40/?
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    Mercutio showed Benvolio his Starbucks cup. On the side, in scribbly sharpie, were two words:

    Fuck you.

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    2/?
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    au where zayn and louis go out to dinner, louis is really good at seducing he swears, and harry is the waiter who enjoys all of it

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    "I honestly didn’t think you would last that long,” she said, shaking her head a little, still in disbelief. “You went nearly a whole hour without touching."

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    Ashton: guYS

    Calum: what

    Michael: i'm trying to sleep wtf do you want

    Ashton: we're in NYC and i'm bored af and luke won't wake up *frown emoji*

    Michael: why are you bothering me all i want to do is sleep eat good pizza and suck calums dick

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    1/1
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    This silly piece was an outflow of a discussion concerning the basic ideas from the anime Soul Eater. This isn't a crossover with SE characters, it's just what would happen if Tank was one of the SE style weapon-shifters. This fic also contains one of the best sarcastic insults I've ever written. :)

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    A certain national icon often visits the cafe you work at during the quiet evenings to order his 'usual', when he isn't defending the city from a variety of threats-ranging from terrifying to utterly bizarre.

    You soon discover he's not just stopping by for the good food...

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    3/?
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    15
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    He had nearly made it to his room before he dropped the socks onto the floor.

    ‘Monkey feathers…’ he leaned down to lift the sock and when he turned his head back up he saw… his arrow socks…

    ‘OH TUI AND LA AND AGNI AND ALL THE SPIRITS IN THE SPIRIT REALM!’

    Aang will never forget what he saw.

    Written for Zutara Week 2014, theme Socks.

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    Well, I couldn't resist.

    HAPPY WHERE WE ARE TOUR STARTING!
    Lord help us!!!

    x

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    71,358
    Chapters:
    15/?
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    54
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    35
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    tumblr ficlet prompt: Ronan/Adam- "Must be a day ending in y."

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    1/1
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    4
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