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“Hi, I’m Stiles, and what I have for you today is…”
“Stop, just stop.” Grumpy Eyebrows interrupted. “That is honestly the worst looking Pasta Primavera I have ever seen. I don’t even want to eat it, it looks so bad.”
Stiles narrowed his eyes. No one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara without even trying it. And no one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara after they tried it either.
“It’s actually a Creamy Bacon Carbonara, asshole,” Stiles snapped. “And for the record, it’s supposed to look like that.”
Or the one where Stiles is a new sous chef at Full Moon Steakhouse and Derek is the Gordon Ramsay of all head chefs. So of course they fall in love. -
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Harry is filled with stress as he deals with the idea of coming out and the fact that Ryan Gallahger, fifth member of One Direction, is slowly running them in to the ground. Seeking a relief from his thoughts, Harry goes on a chatroom and ends up with a rather different conversation partner.
Louis deals with a lot and may be a little too mischievous for his own good at times. But, maybe that's okay, too. He may just have something to teach Harry about the art of evasion, about how to keep secrets without keeping them at all. Life's a laugh, and Louis likes to keep it that way.
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500 words on scythe maintenance, prompted by jolly-dolly on Tumblr (cathouse_mary). I tried.
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15 for 15pairings Challenge: The Mortal Instruments.
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- Part 4 of 15 Drabbles for 15pairings: TMI
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- 110
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Harry drops Louis home after their date. He speeds. Louis doesn't like that.
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Louis' not giving Harry the attention he wants, so he gets a bit creative.
(Louis' a cop and Harry's just a flirty nineteen year old with a dirty mind)
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Judicious Use of Sabatoge by Darkrivertempest for linlawless
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 May 2013
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Lucius has his eyes on the prize. Too bad it's someone else's prize.
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It's all about the stick by Isis_uf
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies)
18 May 2013
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Sometimes you just have to shift into gear and *go*
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The Great Christmas Pudding Caper (Or, Ways in Which Remus Lupin is Still Very Much a Marauder) by Isis_uf
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2013
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Sirius proves he has more on his mind than just women (there's also food). Remus proves he is still a Marauder (perhaps even more so than when he was younger). Tonks proves she is a very skilled auror (but with very poor defenses against a suspect's diversionary tactics). And Molly's Christmas pudding proves itself thoroughly delicious.
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- Part 22 of FandomAid Drabbles
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The entire Blake's 7 series, written as a 'Dick and Jane' primer. Only with innuendo.
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Where Clara decides she really is quite fond of golden curls, a quick gun, a feminine hand on the TARDIS, sharp grins and innuendos and winking and the fluttering feeling in her belly. And is in for more than one surprise.
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"Sure, being the Air Commander of a group of dirty ground-pounders is laughable at best," he said with a contented sigh. "But if this is the actual goal of what the Autobots have been fighting for... It feels like an echo of Cybertron, and that's good enough for me. With other reparations, of course."
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- Part 8 of Ratchet / Starscream ficlets
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Barriss Offee: Fallen Traitor by Green Verde (Green_V_starwarsfan)
Star Wars, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
12 May 2013
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AU. The Clone Wars overall took their toll on Barriss Offee. She has swayed close to the dark side. What will Barriss do? Sith act for selfish reasons. Are some Jedi really all that different? Will Anakin and Ahsoka find out the truth before it is too late? Loosely based on the Season 5 Sabotage Arc.
Exclusive Special Deluxe Edition for AOOO readers/lurkers/fans! New content and/or special edits only found here!
Chapter 3 up, much more coming! Other warnings MAY apply; I just don't like spoilers. Most stories have violence so stating that much really isn't a spoiler. I'll attempt to be quick on edits so the story is where I would like it to be.
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The original 'Skippy List' was composed of things Skippy was no longer allowed to do in the army (which included a lot of sexy/strange/practical jokes). This is Vila's variation on it.
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Blake wants to combine his talents with Avon's. Avon can't resist even though giving in to his secret pleasure is a weakness.
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Written for the 2010 B7 Crackficathon:
Orac strands the crew on Mal-odor and discovers that being the universe's most advanced (and bitchy) computer, isn't much fun without his pet humans. Avon and the others do the only sensible things. They get drunk, invent new weapons, and are threatened by the Federation, but of course a last second Deus ex Machina saves the day.
Not really far-fetched when you consider this is the show that canonically had homicidal sand, telepathic cactus, rebellious crying cabbages, motherly fleas and a villain who wore prom dresses and high heels on the beach. And more.
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You Can Still Partially Derive Me by nimblermortal for Colourofsaying
Taming of the Shrew - Shakespeare
6 May 2013
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Bianca has a learning problem: She only understands what's said to her when it's couched in sexual innuendo
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Miko wants to go shopping! And Wolfram discovers something called a Megamall, much to Yuuri's dismay.
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Ashiwara goes to deliver a housewarming gift and overhears things.