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    A place to put Homestuck oneshots and flash-fics.

    1. Davekat/Daverezi; Karkat and Terezi compare experiences.

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    Harry – the Noble Knight of Potter House by his birthright – and three other young Knights had been designated to rescue a team of Scout Legion. His godfathers Remus and Sirius were amongst the captured, so was Ron’s sister. When his King had told him it would be a dangerous task, Harry did not know it would be a point of no return, for him.

    I don't own the Harry Potter series.

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    John is used to a certain level of subterfuge when he and Sherlock are on a case. However, they’ve never before donned disguises that are quite so revealing...

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    “I don’t know jack shit, Captain,” It’s said in that way Jo has. She never calls him Captain unless it’s in front of other crews or in instances like this, wherein it holds a note of derision. Actually, it holds a whole orchestra of derision, which is quite extraordinary for one word. “Because you never tell me jack shit.”

    Dean barely resists the urge to bang his head off the table he’s seated at; the large oak one he uses to chart routes and plot journeys. Really the only thing that stops him is the idea of the sighting vane from his backstaff getting imbedded in his eye.

    “I tell you everything.”

     Jo responds with an exaggerated burst of laughter. “Yes, and the Dread Pirate Roberts is just a farm boy.”

     

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    Captain Dean Winchester has a problem.

    Said problem can be resolved with one easy solution; a scientist by the name of Dr. Castiel Novak.

    However, Dean soon learns that nothing about Castiel Novak - or the situation they both abruptly find themselves in - is easy.

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    Matt is a fruit vendor. One day he has to deal with a particularly choosey customer who gets out a rise of him, but the blonde still attracts him enormously.

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    Celebrity chef Louis Tomlinson has a problem. He’s opening his first restaurant in 9 weeks, and he has yet to hire a pastry chef- apparently people think he’s ‘standoffish’ and ‘rude’ and ‘quick to temper’. Whatever. He ends up saddled with an annoying, happy-go lucky rookie who also happens to be obnoxiously good looking. His tv presenter and pop star best friends only add to the drama, and for fucks sake would everyone please stop quoting Julia Child?!

    Kitchen AU where Harry helps Louis re-learn how to eat. (METAPHORICALLY)

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    Tony is always such a jerk to him - making fun of his face, his body, and his personality, with a sarcastic "Prince Charming" or "Goody two-shoes" or "GI Steve". Or "sparkly-eyed bishounen", or "innocent virgin", or "Greek god". Or "bedroom eyes", or "first-time stutter", or "hung like a centaur". Or "quit looking at me like you're sucking me off", or "if you keep bending over like that, someone's gonna spank you", or "you go ahead with the shield; I'll take care of the gun in your pocket".

    In which oblivious Steve is oblivious.

    After all, he's heard more legitimate insults in his time than horny come-ons.

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    Things went wrong in circuses. He knew that, and was okay when Barney dragged him into it. With every new recruit, or anyone who'd never spoken to Clint, he waited for something to happen, for an animal or person to die. Something which would need to be covered up. He was fine with that, as long as he met the one person whose first words to him would match those etched on his arm.

     

    He squeezed his fist, and wrapped his right hand around his left lower arm. That's where they were. Everyone's words – the one indication of who their soulmate was supposed to be – were located somewhere on their body. The location was always related to their life's work. In Clint's case, he was just glad the words didn't appear around his eyes. It was much easier to hide the macabre question beneath an arm band.

     

    Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

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    Arthur's a top-notch dentist, but his assistant is ill. Luckily for Gwaine, final-year dentistry student Merlin is available to help out with his root filling.

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    You don't make delicious cookies in the same house as John Egbert without him bothering you. Particular not when you're wearing a deliciously sexy apron.

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    Prompt: "Anon's personal headcanon is that Edgeworth is not just asexual, but mostly oblivious about anything related to it beyond the most basic facts. To the point of accidentally throwing around some pretty heavy innuendos in front of a bunch of people without even realizing it, or why they look and act so embarassed by what he just said."

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    Seriously, these people just miscommunicate and fuck around all day.

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    Nothing of what they did on Friday evenings would ever interfere with their work – nor would they let the two parts of their lives mix, that much they had agreed on...

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    Two boys are caught "getting fresh" in the Captain America exhibit, and Steve has to make a statement to the press. He doesn't quite stick to Pepper's script.

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    Its 9pm, there is wine, and a sales pitch?

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    1) Steve and Sam’s first stop before they set off to find Bucky is Manhattan.
    2) Darcy meets Tony. He gives her a Taser. Thor runs.
    3) It takes three visits from Thor’s friends before Jane finally noticed it.
    4) Sam makes an observation. Tony tries to give him more things. Steve is still a troll. (cont. of Chapter 1)
    5) Tony meets Little Thor.

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    Lily, Alice and Marlene have discovered something planted in their bathroom, and are up for revenge. But is everything they hear what it seems to imply? A sequel to Innuendos and Muggle Hair Dye, but it can stand alone. Warning: Rating for innuendo, implications of slash and teenage boy crudeness.

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    The Marauders have installed a listening device in the girls' bathroom, and are gathered round its counterpart, hoping to hear something for entertainment or blackmail. However, they hear something completely different, something which worries James to no end... Rated for innuendo, and implied femmeslash.

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    In which Loki does not appreciate being compared to lesser supervillains and Natasha is looking to...work out some of her anger.

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    “I can’t, Eren. You know how I get around people I am attracted to. I stutter, I blush, and half of the time I forget what I am saying and awkwardly stare at them. That is why I avoid him.”

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