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    Zombie fucking suck dick you know. Like not literally though because ugh, how would you even get one to-never mind. I should introduce myself. My names Connie Springer. Stud, all around ladies man, coming in at a hot 5'1, and a badass mother fucker. I would like to welcome you into my flawless commentary as I graph ever so fucking wonderfully the lives of my friends and I as Scout hunters serving humanity as the elitist zombie hunters to date, welcome one and all, to my really fucked up life, comic relief provided at no extra costs.

     

    Connie Centric, Zombie AU, ~(^____^~)

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    Part Three of the Devil One Shot Series – It was only supposed to be a temporary delay – and a well-intentioned one at that, but Felicity should have known better, because no good deed ever goes unpunished... especially not by the devil.

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    ‘Well, well.’ she said, emerging from the smoke and appearing before the court in all her evil glory, donning garbs as black as her soul and a small sneer that would not usually grace her usually stoic face. ‘You have quite a glittering assemblage, Fire Lord Zuko. Royalty, nobility, the gentry…’ Maileficent paused to allow herself a laugh at the ‘good’ fairies' expense. ‘Oh, how quaint, even the rabble…’

    ‘I’ll rabble you!’ Toph moved forward to attack before Aang grabbed her arm and whispered: ‘No Toph!’ he said a few words to calm and sooth the offended earth fairy.

    Our anti heroine pays Zuko and Katara's family a visit on their daughter's first birthday. However, there's a surprise awaiting the enchantress.

    Written for Zutara Week 2014, theme Unrequited.

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    Link and Dedan meet at a club. Tempers clash, but they end up doing the do.

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    The true doom of Maglor: Six irrepressible brothers. In which I sometimes forget that the sons of Fëanor aren't the Weasleys.

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    "Why now?" he asked.

    "I just don't care about the reasons why not anymore,” she started, “they're still there of course, but the fact that I love you makes them moot anyways. And if we ever get back to the Alpha Quadrant, I've broken regulations worse than this," she explained, looking at him seriously.

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    Riza, the only daughter of a traveling pianist, thinks this might be either the worst or the best night of her life. There is no in-between.

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    Prologue of the dark time in the life of Tadra Angellyne Lundy, a half-human, half-fae female. Memories are surfacing from that time. What is she to do?

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    Armin is a little obsessed with taking care of his new contrabass tuba. Jean’s just pissed off because the brass instrument is getting more action than he does. Oh, and all the sexual innuendo drives him crazy, too.

    Written for Jearmin Week II (prompt: protect).

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    Holmes observes that Watson's word choice can be used to imply something quite different than intended.

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    Two years after losing his team...two years since the surviving members of Torchwood Three departed. Gwen and Jack have rarely spoken since then. Rex has been trying to pursue a normal life - at the price of not accepting what lays in his very long future. Jack's been plagued with nightmares of the past. He can't escape what haunts him, so instead he takes solace in trying to rebuild Torchwood Three. New adventures and new risks present themselves as Jack begins to manage the rift and all that comes through it once again.

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    A typical Friday night doesn’t go badly so much as it first goes awry, and then it goes very, very right.

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    Megamind has kidnapped Roxanne again. Big surprise. But his reasons for dragging her to his lair are a tad unusual.

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    Plans are made, statues are retrieved, and maybe, just maybe, Misaki will be embarrassed tonight. Of course, maybes can quickly become certainties. A dinner date with a fluffy ending.

    And were statues mentioned?

    A drabble arc.

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    Sollux knows there has to be a reason the house his family bought came at such a low price. As someone who's been dealing quietly with his ability to talk to the dead his whole life, he soon discovers that it's haunted. Maybe he'd mind that a little less if the guy "haunting" the place wasn't such a grumpy asshole.

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    Fill for the HSWC Bonus Round 4.

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    Prince Adam visits the local monastery, but his intentions are far from pure.

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    Just some jokes I thought up of. Or smutty crack-y stuff with a hint of homosexuality. Supernatural style.

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    When Anne hires Louis Tomlinson to shoot Harry’s senior photos, nobody expects it to be so… hard. Certainly not Louis himself, until little doe eyed Harry from his high school days decides to grow into a man. A man that Louis isn’t sure he can resist. But this time around Harry isn’t into playing games, unless of course, he’s the winner.

    (Two Shot)

    *On SHORT hiatus, until I finish the 1D Smut-Free Ficathon.*

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    An introvert and an extrovert walk into a bar- awkwardness ensues, until suddenly it's not awkward anymore. Instead Dean thinks Castiel is never going to get the hint that he's trying to come onto him, until suddenly Castiel is all over him. Dean is not complaining.

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    Introducing my AU that my new series will take place in, and all the history you need to know. Also a disclaimer. Tell me what you think of this as a series. Do I keep going? What do you think?

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