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    So I decided to see if I could take one of the least romantic characters in The Hobbit, and find a way to pair him off with a bunch of different characters.

    1: Dwalin/Bilbo. Not because you're cute (and you are), but because you're brave
    2: Dwalin/Bifur. It's easier to say "i love you" in sign language.
    3: Dwalin/Bofur. Why are you so charming when everything about you is annoying
    4: Dwalin/Dori. You look after me, i'll look after you.
    5: Dwalin/Fili/Kili. You've stolen my heart. No seriously, give it back.
    6: Dwalin/Ori. I've always been attracted to men but i've always wanted a wife. You'll do.
    7: Dwalin/Thorin. Friends with benefits? More like long-term-relationship with benefits.

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    11,776
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3380
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    Chris comes across a Weevil during a hunt and Jack, being Jack, tries to seduce him.

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    2,004
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    192
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    Next in the timeline after "Stare Into the Night".

    Nic and Ivy go to see their client, Sebastian, to get paid. Taking out annoyingly easy marks is not without its reward....

    Namely, lots of cash.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    26
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    textsfromlastnight: “Apparently, I licked it so now it’s mine doesn’t apply to people.”

    Thanks to newnumbertwo for the beta and encouragement!

    Series
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    834
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    59
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    182
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    Levi just wanted to bake some cookies.

    Eren had other ideas.

    Words:
    1,563
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1905
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    216
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    Inspired by this luscious fan art by Aegilef. It's just utterly gorgeous, and how could my imagination not take me somewhere.

    And I think that somewhere is Laketown, and Thorin suggests that Bella go to bed. Very suggestively suggests. And suggests quite a bit. Just a suggestion.

    One of my darling readers, skmitton, sweetly requested a fem!Bilbo version, and, well, my mind started running down that track. And then it started sprinting.

    Series
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    11,906
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    8154
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    Prompt: Lee promises Kara "favors" if she'll get her ass out of that sickbay bed and get back to work.

    Thanks to newnumbertwo for the beta, and patience while this one languished.

    Words:
    2,930
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    173
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    Inspired by this luscious fan art by Aegilef. It's just utterly gorgeous, and how could my imagination not take me somewhere.

    And I think that somewhere is Laketown, and Thorin suggests that Bilbo go to bed. Very suggestively suggests.

    Series
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    7,823
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    10037
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    Prompt: Post-Sacrifice, Pre-Captain's Hand. Kara taking her grief/anger out on Lee. At that point, she'd have a physical advantage. Not letting Dee horn her way in. Reminding him who/what he really wants. Dubcon with Lee the victim and Kara the aggressor.

    Many thanks to newnumbertwo for beta and encouragement.

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    5,901
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    224
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    When Pansy is in financial straits, she turns to Bill Weasley for help.

    Words:
    1,376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    58
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    Sherlock wants John's gun. Text fic.

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    957
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    445
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    In which there is uprising in the kitchen, kneading dough is not a euphemism, and Sirius devours sticky buns.

    Words:
    2,863
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    212
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    Important rules and regulations to make sure you are polite, well behaved and....safe.
    Just my way to help you deal with the wacky ways of the Phantomhive lifestyle ;)
    Be warned: VERY FUNNY
    50 in each chapter.

    Words:
    1,249
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    898
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    Combeferre gives Prouvaire a corpse flower. Courfeyrac and Grantaire are... amazed... by it.

    Series
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    1,076
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    422
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    Martin meets up with Theresa in Berlin for a Christmas celebration, along with the rest of MJN Air.

    Words:
    4,601
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    428
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    Laura's been out of town and Kara missed her.

    Series
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    551
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    101
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    It had started innocently, when Stiles remembered how his mother used to do needlepoint to ease a day's stress. And Stiles certainly had stress in his life, from hunters wanting to kill his best friends to having a sexual crisis when he realized why he had been pestering Danny. A coffee and red bull fueled weekend later, Stiles knew how to needlepoint.

    Words:
    1,502
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2025
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    Uni AU. Harry Styles didn't ask to be made president of the One Debate Union, and he certainly didn't ask for the Chairman of the Party of the Right's sass.

    Words:
    26,237
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    294
    Bookmarks:
    112
    Hits:
    10135

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