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    Having escaped London with Mycroft Holmes still unaware of their presence and a bullet wound courtesy of Sebastian Moran, Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler make for the tropics, for a secluded island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. But will their partnership be tested by their mutual distrust or Sherlock's mostly untreated shoulder wound?

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    17/21
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    Garrett Hawke is a simple guy. He likes simple things. Things like playing MMORPGs with his friends. Their guild, Wicked Grace, has been pretty exclusive for a while. But, when the guild becomes interested in recruiting a new member - an elven warrior named Fenris - what used to be a "fun way of passing time" becomes "Operation: Hard in Hightown" (or, as Isabela calls it, "Operation: Get Hawke Laid"). Needless to say, this operation is anything but simple.

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    7/?
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    267
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    34
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    Carlos starts work as Science Faculty Leader at Night Vale Community High School. There he has his own team, a brand new set of labs and a promise of a large bonus if he manages to stay for a whole year.

    The drama teacher, Mr Palmer, is definitely quite unusual. For instance, his "News from the Staffroom" school radio broadcast is supposed to be, like, actual news, right? And Mr Harlan from the PE department is not a man to ignore. He is not about to give up something he wants.

    Then a new management team takes over. Somehow, they have to fight back.

    A tale of disappearances, replacements, difficult-to-follow orders and explosions.

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    Chapters:
    25/30
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    57
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    64
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    9
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    Well, I couldn't resist.

    HAPPY WHERE WE ARE TOUR STARTING!
    Lord help us!!!

    x

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    67
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    37
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    A set of unrelated ficlets from Tumblr that are too short to be published on their own.

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    22/?
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    95
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    161
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    3
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    4256
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    A place to put Homestuck oneshots and flash-fics.

    1. Davekat/Daverezi; Karkat and Terezi compare experiences.

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    1,234
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    15
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    1
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    97
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    Harry – the Noble Knight of Potter House by his birthright – and three other young Knights had been designated to rescue a team of Scout Legion. His godfathers Remus and Sirius were amongst the captured, so was Ron’s sister. When his King had told him it would be a dangerous task, Harry did not know it would be a point of no return, for him.

    I don't own the Harry Potter series.

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    1/1
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    3
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    17
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    1
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    John is used to a certain level of subterfuge when he and Sherlock are on a case. However, they’ve never before donned disguises that are quite so revealing...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    42
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    3
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    700
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    “I don’t know jack shit, Captain,” It’s said in that way Jo has. She never calls him Captain unless it’s in front of other crews or in instances like this, wherein it holds a note of derision. Actually, it holds a whole orchestra of derision, which is quite extraordinary for one word. “Because you never tell me jack shit.”

    Dean barely resists the urge to bang his head off the table he’s seated at; the large oak one he uses to chart routes and plot journeys. Really the only thing that stops him is the idea of the sighting vane from his backstaff getting imbedded in his eye.

    “I tell you everything.”

     Jo responds with an exaggerated burst of laughter. “Yes, and the Dread Pirate Roberts is just a farm boy.”

     

    *

     

    Captain Dean Winchester has a problem.

    Said problem can be resolved with one easy solution; a scientist by the name of Dr. Castiel Novak.

    However, Dean soon learns that nothing about Castiel Novak - or the situation they both abruptly find themselves in - is easy.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    200
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    22
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    Matt is a fruit vendor. One day he has to deal with a particularly choosey customer who gets out a rise of him, but the blonde still attracts him enormously.

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    1/1
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    Steve has been reading a bunch of smut and now he giggles at the slightest innuendo. Somehow, Tony's getting blamed for this.

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    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    8
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    77
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1918
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    Celebrity chef Louis Tomlinson has a problem. He’s opening his first restaurant in 9 weeks, and he has yet to hire a pastry chef- apparently people think he’s ‘standoffish’ and ‘rude’ and ‘quick to temper’. Whatever. He ends up saddled with an annoying, happy-go lucky rookie who also happens to be obnoxiously good looking. His tv presenter and pop star best friends only add to the drama, and for fucks sake would everyone please stop quoting Julia Child?!

    Kitchen AU where Harry helps Louis re-learn how to eat. (METAPHORICALLY)

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    1/1
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    22
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    46
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    Based on the wonderful "Memos from Q-Branch" by the even more fabulous AviaCarter.

    A good look at the behind the scenes going on of the well-oiled machine that is SHIELD. Showing that it is not that well-oiled and that Director Fury is 1000% done with everyones shit.

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    24,333
    Chapters:
    46/?
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    243
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    395
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    76
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    Tony is always such a jerk to him - making fun of his face, his body, and his personality, with a sarcastic "Prince Charming" or "Goody two-shoes" or "GI Steve". Or "sparkly-eyed bishounen", or "innocent virgin", or "Greek god". Or "bedroom eyes", or "first-time stutter", or "hung like a centaur". Or "quit looking at me like you're sucking me off", or "if you keep bending over like that, someone's gonna spank you", or "you go ahead with the shield; I'll take care of the gun in your pocket".

    In which oblivious Steve is oblivious.

    After all, he's heard more legitimate insults in his time than horny come-ons.

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    1/1
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    20
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    35
    Hits:
    1989
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    A certain national icon often visits the cafe you work at during the quiet evenings to order his 'usual', when he isn't defending the city from a variety of threats-ranging from terrifying to utterly bizarre.

    You soon discover he's not just stopping by for the good food...

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    11,313
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    185
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    23
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    Dean decides he wants to go to Vegas for his birthday but Sam (after past experiences) says no. Definitely not.

    Too bad Gabriel never listens.

    Partying with both Angels and Demons surely does make for an.. Eventful night out as the Winchesters and their companions find out when they're left with something more than a headache the next morning.

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    Things went wrong in circuses. He knew that, and was okay when Barney dragged him into it. With every new recruit, or anyone who'd never spoken to Clint, he waited for something to happen, for an animal or person to die. Something which would need to be covered up. He was fine with that, as long as he met the one person whose first words to him would match those etched on his arm.

     

    He squeezed his fist, and wrapped his right hand around his left lower arm. That's where they were. Everyone's words – the one indication of who their soulmate was supposed to be – were located somewhere on their body. The location was always related to their life's work. In Clint's case, he was just glad the words didn't appear around his eyes. It was much easier to hide the macabre question beneath an arm band.

     

    Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

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    Chapters:
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    11
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    11
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    1032
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    Arthur's a top-notch dentist, but his assistant is ill. Luckily for Gwaine, final-year dentistry student Merlin is available to help out with his root filling.

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    728
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    You don't make delicious cookies in the same house as John Egbert without him bothering you. Particular not when you're wearing a deliciously sexy apron.

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    1/1
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    Prompt: "Anon's personal headcanon is that Edgeworth is not just asexual, but mostly oblivious about anything related to it beyond the most basic facts. To the point of accidentally throwing around some pretty heavy innuendos in front of a bunch of people without even realizing it, or why they look and act so embarassed by what he just said."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
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    106

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