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    Just your general run of the mill smut oneshot between the reader, and Hans Landa. I kept this fairly short and steered away from plot. Mainly because I’m not certain what underlying plots readers like you would want to see (I've also had a bit of writers block, I won't lie). If you’re interested in Hans Landa, shoot me some suggestions. I'm also willing to write a part two, if there's enough interest.

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    Once upon a time, I was a very important person. I was a lover, an avid smoker, a film enthusiast and very loyal to the Nazi regime I was associated with. I had an amazing life with all the wealth I could ask for. I was engaged to an amazing man and everything was perfect. My life changed, however, when one morning I just woke up and hated everything. A darkness fell over me and I no longer wanted to be a part of this life I had lived for my entire 25 years. The actions I took in the days to come, not only brought me to the verge of death, but to a man that seemed to have the same realization as I did, for if he hadn’t, he wouldn’t have been in that prison with me.

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    Sergeant Donovan 'Donny' Donowitz - AKA The Bear Jew - joins the Saviours. However, both he and Negan are in love with the reader. What will happen?

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    In a world which Donny and Omar survive the theater and make it to the safe house Aldo and Smithson take Landa to, Donny decides to have himself a bit of fun with the infamous Jew Hunter.

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    They don't call Paris the city of love for nothing.

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    Shosanna and Marcel; before they put their plan into action.

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    Donny Donowitz wakes up in a comfortable place, but an uncomfortable situation. Did he sleep with his commanding officer?

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    “I’m not a killer. I couldn’t care less about you, but if you die, it’s on my conscience.”

    Heroes don't always get happy endings. But villains certainly try for them.

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    "This is Jean. Carter. She's..."
    He paused, searching for the right words. She used to be like a sister, but he doesn’t know what she would be these days. It'd been years since their last meeting, and this was such a weird reunion that his head felt foggy.
    "An old friend."

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    Love at war.

    WWII, 1941, Europe is on fire.
    Delphine Cormier is a student and wants to become resistant after witnessing the arrest of his best friends because they were Jews.
    Cosima Niehaus is a Danish-German who lost most of her family during the German invasion of Denmark. She and her brother fight with the English. She is a chemist and makes bombs and explosives.
    Cosima and Delphine met in London and immediately fall in love...without even knowing it.
    Caporal Aurora Luft is a German Jew who left Berlin for Canada to fight against the Nazis after surviving deportation. She becomes spy at Camp X.

    Their fate will cross during a mission in Paris: three colonels, Henrich, Faber and Landa, will meet to execute the Final Solution in France.

    Their mission is simple: kill the three colonels and save time against the Nazis.

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    Her mouth opens but any protests fall silent as she is walked into the American house and is forced to crane her neck to face forward once again. And then the door behind her is closed and locked. And then she is alone with Hans Landa.

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    Stolen moments in occupied France.

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    Hans and Shosanna think about each other

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    Because this was how it was.  This was how she imagined taking her revenge - not on him, but on herself.  Au revoir, Shosanna

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    Nazi-occupied France, 1943

    The Bombshells, lead by Commander Amanda Waller, have accomplished the impossible. They've captured Captain Steven Rogers. Alive. Now, all that's left is to discover if he truly is the monster they've heard about, and decide what should be done with him. They're all, on some level, praying it's a ruse. That he's the hero he's always been. That it's all a sick, cruel joke. Because if it isn't, if things are truly as they appear to be...

    It's not going to be pretty.

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    Donny wakes up in a hospital, ruined and alone and wanting nothing more than to get the hell out of this war.

    A fluff piece featuring our favorite Basterds.

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    she reads books growing up. short tales and long, of princesses kissed and rescued, in that order and in reverse.

    she sympathizes with the wolves more.

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    The fox and the bear Jew is a possible fanfic that I want to do.

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    Tonight, Aldo Raine has dreamed the theatre exploding.
    Christmas is a couple of days away and four months ago his daughter was born, and he has dreamed the fucking theatre blowing up – the ticking thereabout his ankle, the silence, the emptiness and then the fire.
    [...] And so, while in the next room his daughter is sleeping and his wife is watching TV in the living room, the daydream he has been refining for a long time begins.
    It is the one in which he takes some more gratifications for himself, because the OSS and the U.S. have left the responsibility and the honor to look after the charming and sly Colonel Hans Landa to him.

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