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    Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak have been best friends since they were four years old, and Mary was still fresh in her grave. Castiel isn't an idiot. He knows that the feelings he has for his best friend probably don't count as platonic, but Dean, as ever, is in complete denial.

    The worst part? He's always had to be in denial.

    Aside from being constantly tortured by mixed up emotions, he's also constantly tortured at home by his only surviving parent.

    Prequel to Breathe, but you definitely don't need to have read that first.

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    Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.

    Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.

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    6/?
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    Taryon Darrington keeps his promise to Pike.

    Predictably, Tary completely misses the point and complications arise.

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    4/?
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    5
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    Post 4x07, and then onwards 'til the end of the series.

    A quiet moment on the way to get Madi back.

    Hours ago, John Silver was mourning. He was cut down to the core and James saw himself reflected in his friend’s heart.

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    8/?
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    35
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    4
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    When Adrien accepted being a superhero for the first time, he expected a mortal enemy. He never expected the mortal enemy to have a kink for giving him boners and leaving him hot and bothered whenever they fought.

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    Draco tried not to moan, but gods, how was it that Potter, the clumsy baboon who tripped his way into most of his good fortune, knew how to touch like this? With such precision and strength and intuition.

    Aka, In which Harry Potter is a magic therapy healer and Draco has chronic issues that only Harry Potter can heal...

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    2/?
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    10
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    Lance had always hated going to the doctors for anything to do with his reproductive biology. But transitioning and other medical issues meant that Lance had spent more than his fair share of hours around doctors. It wasn’t until he was nineteen and having serious pain issues that his local GP finally referred him to the Gynaecology department at the hospital in the next town over. Fortunately for Lance, it wasn't that far of a drive. Unfortunately for Lance, his doctor turned out to be young and hot. Fortunately for Lance, that doctor thinks Lance is temptingly hot as well.

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    11
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    206
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    35
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    2001
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    *******
    At the young age of twelve, Carmilla's life was shattered when she was snatched from the life that she thought was hers and was thrown to a new one with full of obligations and responsibilities; a strange new life that she must live and a new identity she must accept.

    After discovering who she really was, Carmilla had to commit her life to become the new her; obeying everything that was required of her even if meant changing what she really was... until she discovered the truth.

    Love does not judge. Real love sees into your heart and soul.

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    309,486
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    67/?
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    After Kylo finishes his hot gazpacho, a silence ensues. Hux wants to break the silence, but he doesn’t want to bring up Kylo’s costume room to do so. Darth Vader suggests that Hux tries to make Kylo laugh. So Hux chooses the funniest thing he can think of: Wuthering Heights.

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    Wellard has been dreaming, both night and day, ever since Hobbs saved his life. It's making it hard to pay attention during his lessons.
    (Setting: after "Retribution")

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    Despite the threats to his friends' lives, Robin remains willful and disobedient at a level that Slade finds irritating rather than charming. So, he decides to spirit Robin away to a more secure base, where he can focus on slowly, carefully, breaking down 'Robin' and recreating him as 'Apprentice'. However long that takes.

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    Ray, prior to "Asylum", remembers a certain fateful day before Fraser came into his life.

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    Ilias non ha speranze per sé e per la propria vita, perché ha smesso di sentirsi vivo tanto tempo fa. Fra i boschi in cui ama perdersi, però, è in agguato un demone in grado di creare scompiglio persino nelle sue convinzioni più ostinate.

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    Ryoko and Khan spend a fun, exciting and romantic evening alone together while the rest of the gang is out of the house for the weekend.

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    Victor hadn't exactly wanted the end of his long training day to finish at the bottom of a glass alongside his friend Chris, however he hadn't expected Chris to drag him to a strip club, of all places. Of course, he also hadn't expected to be introduced to one of the most alluring and blinding dancers he had ever seen in his life.

    He would have to thank Chris later once the show was over.

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    Keith finds a flight in the simulator a lot more exciting than he should, especially when combined with how hot Shiro looks in his pilot's uniform.

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    11
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    Apparently this had to be written. With apologies and credit in equal measure to Evan K,

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxOOnKL265I

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    Marc could be a real punk in return, but there was something adorable about it. It gave Patric the same sense of accomplishment he had initially received from presenting game pucks to him. Maybe that’s why the interactions became a part of their warmups.

    Or maybe he just needed a routine.

    Which was what he always tried to convince himself whenever he started pondering the tangled web of emotions that were beginning to take root in his subconscious.

    *NOW COMPLETE*

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    37
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    Jim uczy Sebastiana nowego słowa.

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    Polski
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    Mike loves Harvey, and a series of unfortunate events expose that. Based on Season 1, Episode 7.

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    1/1
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    5
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    32
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    2
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