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Mannequin by Stony22 for purelyillogical
The Avengers (2012), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
14 May 2013
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Tony finds a mannequin that looks just like Steve.
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Dean normally kept this side of himself very private. It wasn't a badge he wore with pride, and sometimes he couldn't completely hide it, calling to her on reflex, touching her; Sam saw just slivers of Dean's affection for his car, of things toned down to the barest minimum. Normally, he kept it locked away for just himself and her. Never around Sam, even though they knew practically everything about each other, Dean never told his brother about this.
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Masturbation drabbles for all of the characters or character types in the movie. Think I’m kidding? I mean everyone! Choose your favorite and skip the folks that squick you. Please and thank you. :)
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- 1,638
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 171
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never attempt to avoid turning justin hammer into a penis by asynchrony
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Feb 2013
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If you don't want to see a bat rimming a donut, don't read this.
[WTFfanfiction on Tumblr had a competition for the most implausible sex scene. This involves sex pollen, animal (and inanimate and intangible) avengers, and is spectacularly badly written. Be warned.]
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This is more porn and less crack. There is not even one "Enjolras gets wood" joke. I am also very sorry.
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"enjolras has sex with the barricade. i am so sorry for this." -
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Along the Arizona-Mexico border, things get closer. Just the two of them, a barn, and... Her.
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Naming Of Parts by KoreArabin
Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2010)
25 Jan 2013
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Moriarty steps closer, bringling the revolver up slowly, and running the muzzle lightly down the side of Sebastian's face, along his jaw line and then teasingly over his lips, which part immediately as Moran lets out a long, shaky, sigh.
"What shall we do with you, hmmm, chick? Didn't your commanding officer ever tell you that it is dangerous to play with guns?"
Sebastian lets out another shaking gasp as Moriarty slowly runs the muzzle down his neck, over his chest and stomach, and presses it hard against the bulge that has appeared at Sebastian's crotch.
"Do you want me to play with you, pet? Do you really want to play such a dangerous game with me?"
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On the spectrum of matter which the cube could belong to, there were really only two options: object, or lifeform, and the one would hardly object while the other often could respond favourably to sex. (The Doctor is bored.)
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Chase has been staring at House's cane all day long. No, not that cane, you dog.
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Sequel to The Princeton-Plainsborogh Bikers Club. House wants Wilson to ride his bike again.
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- 1,173
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 184
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The real reason why Wilson won't ride with House on his bike. Written for rounds_of_kink at LiveJournal a few years back.
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- 1,055
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 212
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Loki Seduces The Stone by StarkRogers
Thor - All Media Types, Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (2012), Avengers (Comics)
17 Nov 2012
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Someone posted an excerpt from a book on Tumblr, talking about Loki's sexual adventures. Apparently, he's been with rocks and trees, aside from animals and sentient beings. So, I wrote Loki/rock.
Because I can.
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Ian has an intimate night with a bottle of juice.
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Kinks six of the inhabitants of the Beast's castle might've developed.
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Three podfics dealing with that most marvelous of crack pairings.
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- 43
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 68
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If you can't fuck me while I read, fuck off.
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He was the conductor of his own symphony of shame. The needle lay in his palm.
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If I Could Be Anything by frankie_ann for It_MightBe_Love
Bandom, Empires, My Chemical Romance, Hush Sound, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, Pop Music RPF, Disney RPF, The Like, Young Veins, Panic At The Disco, Gym Class Heroes, Jonas Brothers, Fall Out Boy, Taylor Swift (Musician), Actor RPF, Butch Walker and the Let's-Go-Out-Tonites, Hot Chelle Rae, Glee RPF, All American Rejects
12 Jul 2012
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A magical/supernatural-creatures ensemble AU.
Nominally, this fic is sort of about a coffee shop, secret radio shows, and faily boys falling in love all over the place. Contains casually discussed soulbonding, kink (literally an entire kink bingo card's worth), angst, fluff, and magic. Be prepared for some unorthodox (but hopefully endearing) pairings, a lot of porn, and Gabe repeatedly insisting that “koala” is Uruguayan slang for “badass.” -
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It starts out slowly. A minor thing, really. Not even worth mentioning. Except for the fact that it really really is.
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- 2,131
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 130
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Helen's been away for a hundred years. It's time they got reacquainted.