1 - 20 of 22 Works found in Inanimate Object Porn
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Helen's been away for a hundred years. It's time they got reacquainted.
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To Jon, who grew into a man defending her and the realm from the wild mysteries on her northern side, who is deeply familiar with every crevice and scar at Castle Black and from Eastwatch to Shadow Tower, the Wall is beautiful and as vitally alive as he is.
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Mikey gets intimate with a subwoofer.
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In an age when money equals power, the Statue of Liberty is forced to whore herself to the highest bidder.
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When Jared watches Ten Inch Hero, his sideburns instantly fall in
lovelust with Jensen’s Priestly!sideburns. Shenanigans ensue. Sideburns copulate. -
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Dean cheats Crowley at poker and his misdeed will not go unpunished. When Crowley has to go and get Baby involved, Dean is outraged.
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Like a Phoenix from the Ashes (so are the Days of Sirius' life) by xylodemon
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jan 2012
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In which Remus is no use at all, Harry wanders around half-naked, and Sirius has a very unusual problem.
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They just don’t understand. Geno understands though.
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- 587
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- 1/1
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- 6
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Merrill has the opportunity to learn a few things from Flemeth. Given her total lack of regard for powerful forces of questionable morality, she's not about to pass that up.
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River versus a Dalek.
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- 375
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- 132
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“Do you have the safety on, John?”
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Merlin is just a plain white sheet, happily drying on the clothesline, until a gust of wind tangles him with the arrogant blanket next door.
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Embellishing on the scene from “Dead Things”... Spike seemed awfully intimate with that door...
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- 540
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- 98
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Michael incorporates The Plan into every aspect of his life. Features slightly-psychotic!Michael.
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- 1,033
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- 45
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Sherlock brings home a chocolate cake, John finds him about to have sex with said cake, then exceedingly weird hijinx ensue.
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Justice!Anders fellates a vial of lyrium. An unorthodox prologue.
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- Part 1 of Madstone
- Words:
- 1,010
- Chapters:
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- 6
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- 412
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Simon finds a quick workaround to have sex with Alisha. AU: set between 2.06 and 2.07, but disregarding the scene where Simon and Alisha have sex in 2.07 after she loses her power.
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The Doctor has a problem that keeps coming up without warning.
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Originally posted on the SGA Kinkmeme for the prompt Atlantis/John, shower sex, enemas.
Contains dubious consent.
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Sherlock and an old friend having, just as the title says, one last fling. Original fill here.