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    Malcolm is faced with a new person that he has to work around and they really aren't getting along at all.

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    22/?
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    Against his will, Malcolm Tucker is dragged out to celebrate Christmas with his pal Jamie. The night, in Malcolm's eyes goes from bad to worse. That is until he spots a beautiful, short woman about to throw her drink on a drunken fool. Suddenly, his night appears a little more exciting...

    Takes place around 'Spinners and Losers'

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    5
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    Julius, Rt. Hon. The Lord Nicholson of Arnage, had assumed he knew what he was getting into when he invited Malcolm Tucker into his home and his life. Rather like inviting a wolf to come and stay.

    Julius considers his mercurial boyfriend, post series.

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    1/1
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    4
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    11
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    1
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    "And it echoes when I breathe; 'til all you see is my ghost; empty vessel, crooked teeth; wish you could see...and they call me under; and I'm shaking like a leaf; and they call me under; and I wither underneath; in this storm."
    - 'I of the Storm' by Of Monsters and Men

    In the aftermath of the incident on the bank of Loch an Righ, nobody has come out unscathed. Even those who weren't present to hear those shots now feel their impact. It's a storm of trauma, in the eye of which Malcolm Tucker has found himself.

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    4/?
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    11
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    16
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    3
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    Malcolm and Sam are the proud adoptive parents to Chanelle and Dean.

    I am not the great a summaries, but join our Mr and Mrs Cassidy-Tucker as they attempt to juggle parenthood, DIY, donkey attacks, and general courtyside related mayhem.

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    28/?
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    236
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    27
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    1
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    Nicola’s expression switches from unidentified to angry. “You absolute, despicable turd of a human being!” She advances, jabbing her left forefinger at him. “You’re a fucking vampire! You feed off other people's misery because it distracts you from the emptiness of your sad, lonely life!”

    “Believe me darlin', I’d rather not be wasting my weekend dealing with the wreckage from your car crash of a personal life.”

    In which everyone wishes they weren't up this early on a Sunday. Rated T for canon-typical language.

    Series
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    9,721
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    19
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    20
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    1
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    287
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    Jamie MacDonald can't stand Olivia Reeder. And she definitely doesn't fancy her...

    (Thanks to stackcats for inspiring me. You rock! :) )

    Language:
    English
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    39,634
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    53/?
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    283
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    46
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    3
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    Ollie, Glenn and Julius are doing something shady in Malcolm's office... to avoid being caught by him and disembowelled they get themselves stuck in Malcolm's pantry, then the noises start....

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    1/1
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    6
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    "And you booked a ticket, but you don't know where you're going; and you won't tell me for fear I'll follow suit; you've been trying to save me from your past of bad decisions; but my decision's always gonna be to follow you."
    - 'Glowing' by The Script

    Things have quickly gone from bad to worse for Malcolm Tucker. Secrets, he has learned, are toxic. His own secrets drove him to the brink of destruction; Nicola backed herself into a corner by keeping secrets from him. They're better for knowing the truth.

    So when Malcolm realises Nicola has kept a deadly secret from him, he would rather know the truth, no matter what it does to him. She, however, has kept silent until there's nothing left to do - except, perhaps, run.

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    23/23
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    35
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    3
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    1309
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    He grabs her arm and directs her attention towards the desk. "What is this, Nic'la?"

    "It's an article about anger in men. Have you read it?"

    "What makes you think I'd want to read that?"

    "Because you're a very fucking angry man, Malcolm!"

    In which Malcolm is stressed and Nicola tries to be a supportive colleague. Rated T for canon-typical language.

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    Malcolm and Nicola have been dancing around their attraction to each other for months now...

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    1
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    'It was just one look that set it off. One look from the woman that he'd wanted more than oxygen for so many years and something in him had snapped. He'd pushed her into the empty office and kissed her frantically.'

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    2/?
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    12
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    Malcolm is looking forward to a lonely Christmas. Bah Humbug.

    Sam has other ideas.....

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    1/1
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    24
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    35
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    265
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    What it says on the tin, unashamed smut!

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    2/2
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    8
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    14
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    2
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    When university student Clara, first meets politician Malcolm, sparks don’t exactly fly. Will it all work out, or is the relationship destined to crash and burn? First story in the ‘Mapped Out’ series

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/50
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    53
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    144
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    13
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    1824
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    This is probably entirely indecipherable as it ties into some other fic I haven't been writing but it's also pretty much done, so I'm uploading it anyway. My main thought when writing this was "what kind of hell-hole does Jamie actually live in?", and thus it strongly reflects both that and my ongoing obsession with kitchens as a setting.

    Content warnings: mentions of surgery. Ask to tag for any other triggers.

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    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    54
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    Set in the fantastic "The Thick of Unit" universe, four moments between Malcolm Tucker and Kate Stewart.

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    1/1
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    7
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    19
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    2
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    158
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    She's abandoned her husband's New Year party in favour of Still Game, whisky, cider, junk food, Hogmanay Live and cranachan.

    Rated for the usual language.

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    18
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    1
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    155
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    Just a little drabble. Malcolm's thoughts about Nicola

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    English
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    11,525
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    26
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    18
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    431
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    "Go to bed, ye'll feel better in the morning."

    She hugs him with such suddenness and such ferocity that it's all that he can do to stay on his feet. "Thanks Malcolm," she mumbles into his chest.

    "Wha' for?"

    "For not being a dick."

    He chuckles. "Yeah, well even God took a day off every now and then."

    In which Malcolm and Nicola spend most of the Party Christmas party in a stairwell. Rated T for canon-typical language and violence.

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    English
    Words:
    3,506
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    131

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