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    With the world crashing under Nicola's feet, it's Malcolm left to guide through the black waters of what remains. It's not a job he'd have chosen for himself, but they can't have the Secretary of State for the Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship going to pieces, can they? Her husband is a million times worse than useless, and the kids can't do much to help. It's much less hassle for Malcolm if he keeps all these pieces of Nicola Murray together than it is for him to pick them up off the floor and try to work out the most complex, infuriating, anxiety-ridden, emotional, out-of-whack jigsaw puzzle known to humankind. After all, the only feeling Malcolm has ever known for Nicola is the overwhelming urge to throttle her, right?

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    English
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    44,536
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    46
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    54
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    2
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    1362
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    The dreaded evil plot bunnies have done it again, the crossover twissy pairing to end all pairings Malcolm Tucker x Janice McCann

    Plot: It's Scottish independence referendum time and a last ditch opportunity for Mr Malcolm Tucker to claw back something resembling a career before it's too f****** late.

    Shame nobody thought to warn him just what that would entail: kilts, haggis and a certain footballer's wife turned MP who it seems exists solely to drive him insane.

    Rated mature for Malcolm prefered language choices aka blue

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    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    182
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2202
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    Malcolm and Sam are the proud adoptive parents to Chanelle and Dean.

    I am not the great a summaries, but join our Mr and Mrs Cassidy-Tucker as they attempt to juggle parenthood, DIY, donkey attacks, and general courtyside related mayhem.

    Series
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    English
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    5,754
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    368
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    Malcolm is faced with a new person that he has to work around and they really aren't getting along at all.

    Language:
    English
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    33,463
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1525
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    Malcolm and Jamie have an unspoken thing, but Jamie’s done leaving it unspoken.

    Language:
    English
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    6,118
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    170
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    A sad standalone love story set largely in the Glasgow rain.

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    English
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    1,596
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
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    138
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    Jamie MacDonald can't stand Olivia Reeder. And she definitely doesn't fancy her...

    (Thanks to stackcats for inspiring me. You rock! :) )

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,022
    Chapters:
    49/?
    Comments:
    230
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2287
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    Malcolm Tucker has been at his new post as the PM's Director of Communications for only a week, but it's apparently time for his wizarding counterpart to make herself known.

    [Ministry of Magic AU, containing post-Inquiry story, small children being adorable, and fanon for the international wizarding community that does not comply with the Fantastic Beasts EU]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,971
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    4455
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    Malcolm wakes with the dawn, he's thinking about an up and coming trip with his best friend.

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    English
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    13,776
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    528
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    The memory alone is enough to make him want to fall on his knees and fucking worship - God above or Malcolm's cock it doesn't fucking matter. Jamie MacDonald has faith, a hard-on and lover to woo. He can't fail.

    Language:
    English
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    1,402
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    156
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    For Malcolm and Jamie, most couples’ domestics wouldn’t even qualify as foreplay. So what does a petty disagreement in the Tucker-MacDonald household look like? (Hint: it’s not petty.)

    Language:
    English
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    4,234
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    307
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    AU (Post DW S8): The Doctor leaves, and she stays.

    “And, to my surprise, I received what can only be called the most enigmatic, vague, fucking unorthodox of emails this morning, telling me I’d be a fucking foetus-cock not to hire you. Why? I don’t fucking know, apparently you’re capable of initiative, drive, and immaculate conception all at the same time. What did you do for U.N.I.T., exactly, that makes you such an invaluable employee?”

    Or: Clara Oswald becomes Malcolm Tucker's new PA, and one day, the Doctor comes back.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    73
    Kudos:
    212
    Bookmarks:
    38
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    2042
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    1/1
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    54
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    It's not that he doesn't like the situation as it is, it's just that he's decided there might, possibly, be more to life. And he's distantly aware he might be acting like a bit of a twat too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,660
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    325
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    In which the very stressed, somewhat unworldly workers of Reynholm Industries wake up next to the very stressed, very worldly workers of DoSAC. Sparks ensue.

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    English
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    4,016
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    253
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    It's been eight months. Malcolm Tucker is out of prison and finally back home. It's time to pick up the pieces and make something of what's left.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,377
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    763
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    Series
    Language:
    English
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    2,065
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
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    76
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    Malcolm Tucker has settled into his new life of incarceration when a mysterious recommendation has freed him from the custody of the Crown, only to fall under the command of UNIT and her Head of Scientific Research. [eventual Malcolm/Kate; contains strong Tucker-esque language]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,285
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2071
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    The universe keeps on having Kate Stewart and Malcolm Tucker run into one another. Too bad it always seems like it will take at least once more before it's for good.

    [The Thick of UNIT potential backstory material]

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,381
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    90
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    Language:
    English
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    3,296
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
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    57

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