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    "Hm," the other man - Solo's boss, and isn't it just like two men to insist upon meeting in a male toilet no matter the genders involved? - says thoughtfully. He looks at her, looks at Solo, like they could be dangerous, "we should talk about this."

    ...Perhaps they already are.

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    Following their first mission together, both men have been ordered to seduce each other for blackmail material.

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    Let's just say - Napoleon has some fun with his favourite Russian and teaches him some new tricks.

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    Ten minutes to go to ground zero and Artyom was still desperately trying to escape. “I have never attended little girl’s birthday party,” he pointed out repeatedly, and actually pouted, big blue eyes wide and pleading.

    “Always a first time,” Napoleon said mercilessly, pulling on a charcoal Tom Ford blazer over his loose gray knit. “Mrs Siegfried invited us weeks ago, Artyom, don’t be a baby. You’ve had quite a while to gird your loins. We’re going to a party, not some sort of trench warfare. Smile.”

    Artyom scowled, which was admittedly normally an adorable look even for a tall, blonde Russian giant of a man. “I do not like Mrs Siegfried,” Artyom declared, clearly intent on being as recalcitrant as possible.

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    Invited to a event by the French ambassador, Illya needs to practice his dancing. Not wanting to dance with Gaby again, Illya asks Napoleon.

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    Illya watches while Solo works, and he sees things he was never supposed to see.

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    Illya hates Napoleon for invading his personal space. Or does he?

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    Illya has an episode and Gaby asks Napoleon to come help take care of Illya so Napoleon gives Illya a bath to help him relax and takes care of him ♡^▽^♡

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    Illya has a jealous streak. Napoleon encourages him.

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    The direct aftermath of A Tight Leash.

    Solo scans the dossier quickly and then hands it back to her without leaving his place on the floor. “We would be delighted to work with you again,” he says smoothly, “Unfortunately, we’re experiencing a technical difficulty. However, your mechanical skills could perhaps help us out.”

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    “那你为什么没有?”她问。这问题很合理,他转头看向窗外,看着瓦伦西亚的夜在窗外驰过。

    “我被分了心,”他说。

    她沉默了片刻。

    “被谁?”她终于问。他依旧看着窗外。

    “我不知道。”这是句谎话。他确信Gaby知道这是句谎话,但她好心地没有指出。

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    Napoleon is a bored incubus, Illya is a frustrated priest, and they're stuck together for the foreseeable with... interesting consequences.

    (The podfic!)

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    Постканон. The Greek Affair. Ничего, кроме разговоров и сибаритских удовольствий. Разговоры в большинстве случаев о том, в чем автор ни черта не понимает. Возможно, ООС.

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    “You’re going to come without a hand on you, Cowboy, or you're not going to come at all. Understand?”

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    the one in which Illya threatens to steal Napoleon's clothes, Napoleon can't tell if he's being serious, and they have sex against a wall.

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    A little fun poolside.

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    Once they notice Solo left, all hell breaks loose. There is no farewell or explanation and Illya won’t have any of that.
    This marks the beginning of a chase across country borders and against the CIA.

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    In the first month of being co-opted into working with Illya Kuryakin full time at U.N.C.L.E., Napoleon stole Illya’s father’s watch four times, twice out of spite, once out of drunken curiosity, and once out of sheer boredom. After the fourth time, Gaby sprained one of Napoleon’s fingers and threatened to do worse if he did it again.

    “You are not a spy,” she told him firmly, dangling the watch out of reach as Napoleon curled in a wincing, fetal position on his Le Corbusier couch in his upstate apartment. “You are a thief with the self-control of a child. Now give me back my ring.”

    “What ring?” Napoleon asked innocently, even through the pain.

    “How fond are you of your nose?” Gaby shot back blandly.

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    “I need you to help me steal something,” Napoleon said.

    “It's urgent?”

    Napoleon considered the question. “More or less.”

    There was silence over the line, and then Illya drew a sharp breath. “They’re blackmailing you.”

    (Or the one where Napoleon tries to steal back his freedom, only to find Illya had already stolen his heart.)

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    From the way Illya shook, Napoleon could see how the anger management class had been a failure.

    He turned Illya’s head towards him, earning a protest grunt and, he knew, if he’s not fast enough, a (very painful, very strong) fist to his face.

    He kissed Illya hard on his lips.

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    White knights who keep their hands to themselves are hard to come by. Not that anyone is complaining.

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