13 Works in Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)

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    Not getting killed is one thing. Surviving is a hell of another. But learning to live in a nowhere town in the northern tundra, with Angel Eyes of all people, might just be the craziest thing Blondie has ever tried to do.

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    Afterward, Tuco goes looking for Blondie, seeking revenge. It doesn't go as planned.

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    Eram quod es, eris quod sum - I was what you are, you will be what I am. (grave inscription)
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    Angel Eyes expected death at the graveyard. Blondie decides otherwise.

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    Ten months after the El Indio corpse load, I find myself looking for trouble I don’t need, and for a partner who might be dead for all anyone has heard.

    Finding both turns out to be a hell of a story.

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    A post-canon adventure told from Manco’s eyes.

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    They said those eyes could tear out any kind of emotion from a man. Or a woman, for that matter, but mostly Angel Eyes’ stare dealt in fear, anger, helplessness. Desperation.

    Blondie could never really claim to hating anyone, but staring across the fire from that smug sonofabitch, he felt a low, sick anger rise up from his half-empty stomach. He’d never wanted to kill someone quite as much as that damn pair of eyes, watching him curiously from under the brim of that black hat.

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    Tuco just wants Blondie to untie him and give him the money. Blondie has other ideas.

    Set during their initial partnership. Tuco POV. (Just... stupid smut, really.)

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    It wasn’t that he didn’t like Blondie. He liked Blondie fine. He liked Blondie on his knees. He liked Blondie beaten. He liked Blondie bleeding. Yeah, bleeding was good. A nice bloody Blondie. Who wouldn’t like that?

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    Tuco’s always been fond of Blondie. Not so fond he wasn't happy to drag the son of a bitch through thirty miles of blistering desert on his way to die like the fucking pig he was, but still, he’ll admit to a little - a little - affection.

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    [Originally written for Flashslash in December 2009 - words were wrap, forgotten, simper, frail.] The Good and The Ugly play a game with a stranger.

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    Frustrating Facts Of Life #421: Sharing meals with people who eat more slowly than you.

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    Angel Eyes POV

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    Blondie and Tuco have nothing in common – except proximity. Way too much proximity.

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