10 Works in Ian Hislop/Paul Merton
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Boris The Vampire Slayer by paranoidkitten (tornyourdress)
Have I Got News For You RPF, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
30 Dec 2009
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When Boris Johnson discovers that he is the Vampire Slayer, he turns to two vampires (with souls), who happen to also be panellists on a satirical news quiz.
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A series of newspaper clippings.
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All The Things You Shouldn't Do In A Car by paranoidkitten (tornyourdress)
Have I Got News For You RPF
30 Dec 2009
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Things not to do in a moving vehicle.
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- 263
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 216
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Some Socks Are Bigger Than Others by paranoidkitten (tornyourdress)
Have I Got News For You RPF
30 Dec 2009
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Paul's socks are bigger, it's three in the morning, and Ian is not at home with his wife.
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- 451
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 197
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Ian and Paul and vampire sex.
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- Words:
- 572
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 98
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Could a bad pun during the Missing Words Round be a secret message of love?
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- Part 1 of Glove Love
- Words:
- 170
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 305
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Gloves, of course, have certain uses.
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- Part 2 of Glove Love
- Words:
- 195
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 177
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Paul wants the angel gag. Naturally.
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- Part 3 of Glove Love
- Words:
- 771
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 202
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It's just work, that's all.
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Something of the Night by TheDivineGoat
Have I Got News For You RPF, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
17 Apr 2005
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It's 2005 and Michael Howard makes his first appearance on Have I Got News For You since being forced to stand down as leader of the Tory Party. Boris is hosting, Paul and Ian are anticipating fun to come and what of Anne Widdecombe's suspicions?