2 Works in IT Crowd RPF
X-Men: First Class (2011) RPF, British Comedian RPF, The Royle Family RPF, The IT Crowd RPF, The Mighty Boosh RPF
9 Feb 2013
Disclaimer: this work is not an accurate biographical account of any period in the lives of James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, or any living named person. As far as I know.
Spanx, Inc., the company responsible for the fine feminine rear-end sculpting product Spanx, are also nothing to do with my property or financial holdings (sadly), nor are any aspersions or endorsement of their product intended.
Al Pacino, Al Pacino in a ballgown, stuffed gorillas, Keira Knightley, gorillas on the loose, cockney!Kevin Bacon, gorillas in babydolls. Astronomy metaphors with alarming anatomical implications. Jason Statham. Oh yes, and James and Michael.
Period is the early 2000s: all actor characters are unsuccessful or struggling actors, unless otherwise specified. Except Al Pacino. You can safely assume Al Pacino is doing all right.
References: Ibsen, Wu-Tang Clan, Frank Sinatra, Doris Day, Harlan Ellison, Some Like It Hot (sub-title), Ice Cube, Tammy Wynette, Ayn Rand.
Entry for the 2012 Spring McFassy Fest.
This was originally written as the start of a Richmond Avenal past fic for thezooniverse . I like where it's going in later chapters so I thought I'd share with you guys too. I promise you folk, there WILL be slashy good times in subsequent chapters. Fluff ahead... for now.