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    Sick and tired of writing stories no one likes, an author makes a wish and is thrown into a world she created. With a voice in her head and paranormal powers at her disposal, she is forced to correct the cruel mistakes she made that led to a ruined Thedas. Soon though, she finds out she is not in control anymore, and this story may not end exactly how she wants it to.

    Between an evil Herald, a Commander who’s hiding his own secrets, and time fighting against her, she doubts she’ll ever make it out of Thedas alive, let alone make it out of Thedas with a good story to write.

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    Ace and Sabo are very excited about the terrifying, bloody, and obviously straight out of a horror film Abandoned House they're about to enter. Why is Marco the only one that seems to see the truth?

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    The Inquisitor can't seem to think straight around the heroic and devilishly handsome Champion of Kirkwall. And he doesn't make it any easier on her when he unexpectedly invites her to his room one night.

     
    Shameless, shameless smut. Has now been expanded from a one shot to a full work, still mostly of shameless smut with a few intense dashes of angst for good measure.

    Eventual happy ending. All in good time, dear readers.

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    Oh fuck, I hate these things. Um…Sirius realizes he/s wrong? Or something? WHo knows?
    (Summary written while I was drunk).

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    I'm not even going to try to summarize this because I have not the slightest idea where this is going...LOL! However, I will continue if there is interest. If not, I hope you enjoy what you can bear without getting violently ill from this...
    ...Put a waste bin near you just in case :-)

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    IDK MAN I WAS JUST EMOTIONAL WHEN THIS WAS WRITTEN IM NOT EVEN A WRITER

    But was I was *trying* to go for is that Jimin is in love with Jungkook (who is not really oblivious but is straight ;-; srry Jiminnie) but Suga is in love with Jimin. What I had in my mind was that Jimin would ask Suga to help him write a song and they fall in love (sort of?). Also Yoongi was (is?) a depressed, socially anxious smol child that needs a bit of Jimin's happy virus to get him through the day. Angst when Jimin tries to get Yoongi to get better and fluff.

    I wanted to make it kinda realistic so BTS still famous and stuff but its set somewhere before current time (cuz I'm convinced yoonseok is real atm LOL jk but yes).

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    jin decides that he was too much of a 10 and creates a group chat to show off his 10 perfection.

     

    or jin gets a lot of usurpers in his 10 game.

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    Sam is a Northerner in London, and she feels like she may as well be from another planet. But after a chance meeting with a musician, she soon finds herself in a whole new world which doesn't just consist of sex, drugs and rock & roll.
    Rivalry, forbidden friendship and budding romance soon become part of her new life. How will she adapt, especially given her medical condition?

    Sometimes you can find stability - and love - in the most unexpected places...

    This story mainly focuses on my OC - an awkwardly shy, insecure seventeen year old girl with a health condition, and her evolving relationship with the secluded, moody yet enigmatic Brett, after she somewhat hastily becomes involved with his housemate and rival, the self-assured, likeable Damon.
    But is all as simple as it seems?

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    I wrote this a very long time ago, inspired by the Britpop era of the 90's. It's loosely based on the rivalry between two bands but unlike reality, this is set in a semi-alternative universes where the lead singers are frenemeies.

    Please note the timeline and details will vary from actual events. This is just for fun, so please don't judge too harsh if you're a Suede/Blur fan.

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    So there was like no P. BubbleGum/Fionna so I was like, tf man. And decided to drabble w/ my bff chardonnay

     

    Who knew romance could come out of such a mess? Ice King had made his wish come true, the land of Ooo that held all his wonderful princesses was now secondary to him. He created a Portal to be able to walk in and out of Aaa as he pleases. P.B is not okay with this and goes in too spy on the new realm to discuss with the Prince B. on how to handle the situation. Little did she know she will find her wildest desire to come with it. Can she really close it now?

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    What happens when the ever boring twilight become a part of the lgbt+ community?
    I wrote this because I wanted to know what would happen if two boys fell in love, one vampire.
    So who better than my fav ship - Solangelo!

    This is for fun though and I won't tolerate any ridiculous comments. This is absolutely a work done just for my internal satisfaction and entertainment.

    This a story where the characters of one book take part in a different universe. Nor characters or the story belongs to me.

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    "hey, baby."
    "stop flirting with me, Daehyun."

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    It's Xander's birthday, but he walks out of his own birthday party feeling exhausted. The events that happened in the party weren't necessarily fun, and he ended up getting snickered at by his own family. And while he's very proud of his youngest son, Kana, for making him a crown out of paper mache, he wishes that he didn't put the words "Birthday King" in big, bold, golden letters on it. At least the Birthday King is finally able to retreat into his room; however, he's pretty sure that someone is waiting for him in there, ready to give him one more present to unwrap... The main condition is that he has to keep the Birthday King crown on the whole time.
    (Corriander smut | Oneshot | Spoilers for Revelation)

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    Rick walks in on Morticia taking care of herself with his name on her lips.

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    Everything went to shit on Sur'kesh and now the Normandy crew isn't quite sure what their next step is. With their leader out of commission, who will lead the war against the Reapers?

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    alibaba is a big fat mess

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    I give prompts or ask six questions, and if you want to you can comment your stories/answers in the comments.

     

    Beware possibly personal questions, which you don't have to answer if you don't want to.

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    The SHINRA Electric Power Company is under new management.

    The story of how Cloud Strife took over SHINRA.

    Using candy.

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    "I think you earned yourself another treat, puds."

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    If you like funny and Klance then this is your shit

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    "Do you remember the first time we did this?" he asks, because memory fascinates him, knowing for a fact that most of it is fabricated because he is.

    How could you forget? It was the day that made you who you are today. And him, too.

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