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    She had to giggle like that every time.

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    Tony Stark is being held captive by Loki, just as the news gets out of Loki's plans. The Avengers must find Loki and rescue Tony before bad things happen--like an unfortunate change.

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    Tony's prone to ill-advised decisions.

    Sleeping with Loki when he was eighteen was definitely one of them. Taking half-assed guardianship of the kid was even worse.

    And now the kid in question, after not speaking him to for a decade (for very good reason), has cooked up a scheme to get her mother back.

    He's fucked.

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    A coffee, a doughnut, a bench and a park, but it wouldn't be perfect without the one who's with him.

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    Esca has always thought Marcus to be overly fastidious because of his love of bathing. But the day it causes him to sprout a fish tail is the day Esca decides he’s laying off the wineskin for a while.

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    So Yggdrasil's divided into regions and at first the werewolves are like "Argh human I wanna eat choo!" But then later they start to get along sorta kinda because shit hits the fan and someone important dies and it all falls to new leadership and whatevs.

    So then Midgard, where all the humans live, is ruled by the Starks, which is badass and then Njord and Odin rule the other places and everything is candy and rainbows and Sam's ass.

    And then of course there's the whole "mating" crap and shit hits the fan again when Thor, the special child, develops a huge man crush on the Jotun Alpha's baby and no one is happy about this and yeah so read it okay?

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    Loki somehow ends up battered and bruised in Tony's Workshop and the engineer doesn't know what to do. He soon finds out about the secrets S.H.E.I.L.D. keeps from him and the rest of the Team.
    Based after The Avengers.

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    Clu and Shaddox have a peculiar sort of relationship. It's probably not healthy and it's definitely on dys side of functional, but they'll both take what they can get.

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    Sherlock wants so desperately to crawl under John's skin and stay there, safe and warm and needed.

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    Yomi makes Kagari a sandwich. Kagari isn't hungry.

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    It’d only been a few years or so ago that Merlin had discovered the delights of wanking, and even less than that when he’d discovered that magic was also quite wonderful to have when it came to fulfilling some of his more base instincts.

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    Asami turned on the radio perched innocuously in the window of her sparsely furnished guest room, and a welcome burst of static scattered the noise in her head. Something else to focus on-- any updates, any news to distract her while she was waiting like a sitting turtle-duck. She tweaked the dial, and the static cleared with an abrupt hiss.

    “On tonight’s show,” the radio cheerfully boomed over some positively modern music, “I wear a hat, Jung wears a hat, and Ryosuke gets slobbered on.”

    Except that sounded nothing like news at all, and more like Republic City’s favourite motoring programme.

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    "You are most definitely not in love with me, Cap, what you are experiencing is called cabin pressure," Tony explains, because he has a rational train of thought and he's met enough shrinks to have figured out their tactics by now. "And possibly, you know, sexual frustration, because it doesn't matter at all that you're, like, America's national icon, Fury still won't let you out. I know that, I see that, I acknowledge your pain, I feel with you, Cap, believe me, I do. And I get it, because I am a very good-looking fellow and we spend a lot of time together, stuck in this tower, and it's easy to--"

    "I am," Steve cuts off, equal parts amused and frustrated and concerned. "In love. With you. Tony, I'm in love with you."

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    It starts, like these things do, with a fob watch. Or, the one where Harvey is the Doctor.

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    He could feel it crawling in his veins, just under his skin like an itch he couldn’t scratch. It was everywhere.

    Written pre-7x21 going off of headcanon with Lucifer being the monster stuck in Cas' head. Lyrics (almost all of Lucifer's lines) are from Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums by A Perfect Circle.

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    The myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, only, you know, not really.

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    Waterfall Bodacious, the coolest, most beautiful girl in the whole Water Tribe, just knows she and Mako are meant to be. Even if Mako doesn't. And the Avatar has put a bounty on her head. But such is the life of those who are lucky in love.

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    Yes. It's a Avengerfied version of the amusing children's book, Go the Fuck to Sleep. (possibly slightly spoilery, also slightly fixit-y.)

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    She meets him on a battlefield.

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