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    The trip of a lifetime, a confusing bathroom, and two people secretly in love with each other.

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    dis is mai awsum stori it iz hawt plz koodo an coment

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    Told in reverse chronological order, Sam Wilson is faced with a problem he can't fix, a divided friendship, and the violent loss of you, his love. Sam deals with your loss by remembering how he met you and all you two had gone through while dealing with the moral and ethical decision of killing the man who took everything from him.

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    Mithra is a clanless Dalish elf who has seen much suffering throughout her life. She has travelled most of Thedas in her 24 years and carries the scars and tattoos to prove it. There are urban legends and ghost stories based on her around the world - none of which reflect who she is.
    In her early teen years, she discovered that her "magical" ability for taming beasts marks her as a Ranger: a rouge that can call the beasts of the wild to do her bidding whether for battle or pranks. She has grown accustomed to living in the wilds with none but her animal companions; two harts and a wolf roughly the size of a halla. She is no stranger to civilization, however. She often trades goods crafted by her own hand in human settlements and with the Dalish.
    While no clan claims her, she offers to attend the Conclave on behalf of Clan Lavellan.

    [The story begins just weeks before the Conclave and generally follows the DAI storyline from there. I've added additional scenes, rushed through ones from the game, and have taken liberties with dialog where I pleased. Most of this story is discovering Mithra's dark and troubled past while two romance options pursue her affections.]

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    This is just a sad story about the ship, Gruvia. I hope you enjoy cuz this is my first one!

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    Eren Yeager is a healthy twenty-one-year-old college student at Trost University. On the day of a campus closure, due to severe weather, he meets a mysterious man. The strange man enraptures the young student to the point where Eren begins to question everything about himself and his life.

    Eventually, with the new man in Eren's life, Eren will slowly learn what it means to be himself. He will learn how to be a friend, a brother, a lover, father, and a fighter.

    Eren will learn to be

    . . . an Omega!

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    Kylo Ren tends to make a mess out of everything. Including a certain Poe Dameron.
    But since invading the mind of the Resistance pilot revealed the man to be an Omega, Hux is more than happy to pick up the pieces of Ren's latest mess. This time, he'll get a beautiful Omega out of the deal. Ren already has one, a shy waif of a creature. Poe Dameron promises to be nothing of the sort. Hux never expected his feelings for the Omega to get out of hand.

    In other words, Hux rescues Poe from Kylo Ren, only to wind up Bonding with him when the heat hits. Such a bond is dangerous...

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    Maybe it was lack of sleep and just overall exhaustion that caused him to speak before his brain could catch up with his mouth. He thought, what’s the worst thing that could happen if I lie to Tad and say that Ronan is my boyfriend? Obviously Adam didn’t come up with a definitive answer to this question, so he decided that there was no harm in lying to Tad earlier that day.

    In other words, Adam and Ronan are fake dating and Ronan definitely wants to play along.

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    Loving her turns out to be the best and worst thing to happen to him.

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    Why does Rumlow love Axe body spray so much?

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    Yamaguchi has a secret, so does Tsukishima.
    They tell each other everything. Except this.

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    Steve has learned three things form Anthony Stark. 1.) Never challenge an asgarden because they hold the power of magic and or more resourceful also there big on honor. 2.) Never ever challenge or insult the Black Widow for you will regret it in the morning. 3.) And the most importan, NEVER let Tony alone, drunk in a lab.

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    Sometimes attempts to flirt your way to freedom work.

    Sometimes they end in threesomes with two villains.

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    Storms usually start out with a darkening sky. The sprinkle of rain is not far behind. Then the thunder strikes with the first sign of real rain. The rain slows, and the sun threatens to peak through the clouds. The world is left with little puddles after the rain, but it comes out more beautiful than ever.

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    Saitama has moved on from a tragic event in his life. But his past came back and no one can save Saitama from love's obsession.

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    The war is over. The humans and the vampires can finally live in some semblance of peace on a formed agreement between JIDA and the vampire nobles. And it's only natural that the Moon Demon Squad celebrate in the only way they know how, as teenagers: throwing a huge party.

    But partying is the last thing on Mikaela and Yuuichirou's minds.

    Or, one month of pent up sexual frustrations leads to straight up smut between too gay boys in denial.

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    A series of shorts (under 1,000k) requested from others of all different types centering around the DA2 crew.

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    Sandor Clegane is the Vice President of the Black Stag Motorcycle Club. When President, Robert Baratheon, informs him of numerous new threats to the club. The number one enemy? The Golden Lion MC. After a raid on the GLMC clubhouse, they end up with a valuable hostage, in the form of a beautiful red head with deeper scars on her soul than anyone he's ever seen.

    Sansa Stark had tried to escape the outlaw life, since she can remember. Only to be bounced around from one prison, to another. The newest prison features a brooding, tormented VP, with a rage that she longs to possess, in his eyes.

    *Disclaimer*
    This is a non canon, modern Biker AU. All characters belong to George RR Martin. This fic is not a Sons of Anarchy/Game of Thrones crossover. But it will feature some dialogue and situations from both shows. I will NOT profit in any way from this fic. This fic will contain some dark material. I am not a professional writer. Mistakes will be made. I hope you all enjoy. Feedback is loved and welcomed!

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    Just a quick summon, why not? Give 'em a deal, take advantage of their idiocy - Bill was going to get everything he wanted.

    If it wasn't for this asshole.

    Companion fic to Faking It, from Bill's POV.

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    Romano does some very inappropriate things to a toaster.

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