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    I wrote this as a gag gift for my friend Caitlin. We were coming up with awful ships and Gandalf/Shadowfax (that white horse he whistles for and rides-no pun intended-places) was one of those ships. Technically that makes this her fault... Blame Caitlin. I'm very sorry for this, but she talked me into inflicting it on you all...

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    Plagg stopped teaching his kittens the whole extent of their powers over six centuries ago. Even if it creates an imbalance, the incarnation of Destruction and Bad Luck remains stubborn, so his latest kitten will soon have to deal with the consequences the imbalance between Creation and Destruction places on him, as well.

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    **Currently under format revision**

    One wouldn’t know it by glancing at this lithe, unmarked Dalish elf, but something resides deep within her soul. Mithra tries her damndest to keep it hidden and never tells the whole truth - only fragments of it. Unfortunately for all parties involved, certain forces will reveal her secrets no matter how hard she tries.

    This tattooed, beat-up, mouthy Ranger has a duty to perform. Once it’s done.. Well, with her luck, who can say? Keeping her guard up, adjusting to her situation, and de-stressing is all she can do. Luckily, her closest companions know how to help her, but at a certain point, there’s no help for anyone. Maker, help them all.

    [This story begins just weeks before the Conclave and generally follows the DA:I storyline from there. I've added original scenes, rushed through ones from the game, and have taken liberties with dialog where I pleased. Much of this tale is discovering Mithra's dark and troubled past while two romance options pursue her affections. Beyond that..it's very complicated.]

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    please block me

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    First off, my dear friend WiseGirlWinchester posted this on her profile (while I waited for my account to activate) the story kind of sucks, and I never meant for anyone to read it... ever. So I was debating removing it from the website, but was later convinced to rewrite it and post it myself. This whole thing is SUPER unrealistic, and I know this is not how the adoption process works, but go with it. This is terrible, but hey, I hope this doesn't physically pain you to read. And I name my chapters like Friends episodes, deal with it.

    So um... this is a story about Steve and Tony adopting the teenage daughter of Alex Summers, and she yeah...

    She speaks three languages, and she knows braille, which is ridiculous for a 14 year old so. It has no plot as of now, so again, just go with it. Also, Scott is older, and the rest of them aren't (which is really freaking weird), so again, please bear with me. I wrote this for fun, so it's a bit all over the place.

    Oh! And I have both Pietro and Peter Maximoff in this story, along with Peter Parker, because I can. :) And please ignore my typos, I make a lot of them. I am also VERY open to advise and creative criticism. In fact, it would be appreciated.

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    When Bucky makes a Tipsy Bartender drink called the Funfetti Cake Batter Martini, and then drinks it all at once, he finds himself in a situation unlike anything he's ever experienced.

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    Kim Kibum was the world's most popular fashion designer. Choi Minho didn't even think he had a chance, but when he's called in to be Kibum's newest model he decides to take a risk.

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    "Mr. Park…"

    Philip began, but Jake shut him off.

    "Jake, it's Jake," he said, hating how hoarse his voice was. "That 'Mr. Park' is my father, or maybe my brother. I'm just Jake."

    "Jake."

    Philip nodded. Jake had no idea why he liked how this man pronounced his name.

    He said nothing as Philip pulled a chair out from somewhere to sit beside the bed. He sat down and they stared at each other. Jake knew he looked terrible, tangled hair and uncared face. He was thinner than he used to be; his appetize seemed to disappear after the incident.

    "Jake," Philip tried again. His voice was too smooth for Jake's liking. "I'm Philip Ojomo. I will be taking care of you until Mrs. Park is back, or longer if you still require my assistance."

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    Why did they leave him alone anyways?

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    Judas looks upon the man at his side.
    I would slay every Roman for him. God, If you're listening, hear the adoration in every breath. Thirty years is but a blink. We have only begun, he thinks.

    "Do not doubt me, my Judas." Jesus replies, eyes downcast.

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    "There are wolves, they would say. And there are stories of wolves and girls, girls in red, all alone in the woods, about to get eaten up. Wolves and girls. Both have sharp teeth."
    Natalia had always been told this by her trainers in the Red Room. They molded her into the perfect assassin; unbreakable, made of marble.
    But then she met him.
    The one who could break that mold; chip away at all her defenses, see through all her lies.
    And was she going to stop him?
    No. Because she loved him.

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    It's an art student au where Alex and John are dating but they both fall for Thomas. Now they have to convince him to be apart of their relationship.

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    “I don’t want a boyfriend.. I want entertainment and a distraction.”

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    Komaeda is a famous writer, especially among females. Hinata is his devoted fan. He loves his books and starts developing feelings towards the person that he never met before.

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    They met one fine day, the aftermath however....

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    Adrien and Marinette are both taken to an island to train but for what? They both soon learn they are Miraculous holders, helpers of the Avatar. They mastered all four elements-and some more-BUT ARE NOT THE AVATARS! They both know each other as ladybug and Chat noir. That's it.

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    Has anyone ever wondered about Joan's life prior to the series and her abortions?

    WARNING: Be mature, be thoughtful, and come in with a open mind.

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    Some time after Delilah's life is lost to her mysterious illness, Peter Walter seems to be coming down with one of his own. It isn't a problem for a man resigned from life itself. But when the symptoms become bizarre and bring a new theory to light, he finds himself in a situation that is, to say the least, unexpected.
    Unbeknownst to the world, the incident that brought his automaton band to life wasn't be the only phenomenal accident that would change him forever.

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    As different as they are, somehow Obi-Wan and Quinlan just seem to get each other better than just about anyone else. A series of vignettes (mostly obscene) starting when they were in their early twenties and going up through the Clone Wars.

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    A strange young woman teams up with Chris and Sheva. However, she has no firearm training.

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