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    The setting is a place called HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY, and four students are about to embark on a MARVELOUS JOURNEY through the DANGEROUS WATERS OF ADOLESCENCE, as well as THE LESS DANGEROUS WATERS OF ORGANIZED CRIME. They are also ostensibly GOING TO LEARN MAGIC.

    And, quite possibly, there will be a great deal of KISSING ON THE FACE.

    (In which the Midnight Crew goes to Hogwarts, Spike writes unencumbered by a plot, and promotes all the ships.)

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    17,219
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    255
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    There's an office in midtown with "PS, AD, & PI, Private Detectives" frosted on the glass. The three rivals turned partners were just trying to scratch out a living when they fell right in the middle of something big, something dangerous, something kept in a file marked 'MK'.

    Paul Shepard is a man possessed, hunting the man who hunts him and his team. Somewhere between the drug trafficking and extortion rackets, between the gambling rings and back alley brothels, Shepard finds romance in the most unexpected of places.

    Words:
    18,423
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2903
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    Scofflaw introspects.

    Words:
    1,019
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    57
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    Meanwhile, on the other side of town...

    Series
    • Part 2 of L4S
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    1,292
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    71
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    Regrets can be hard to determine sometimes.

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    1,259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    53
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    Scofflaw and Doxy fight after their breakup; Innovator watches.

    Series
    Words:
    1,059
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    95
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    Heinous Doxy is trouble, and officer Snowman knows that in a city like this, you can't leave trouble to its own devices.

    Words:
    1,919
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    82
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    "There is nothing more important to a man than his Family." - Don Vito Corleone

    Words:
    429
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    446
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    Something about Inny and Scoff’s early relationship.

    Words:
    2,665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    42
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    When he walks into the bar you can tell he’s having a bad day. The way his shoulders are slumped and his hat is ever-so-slightly tilted off kilter on his head are huge tip offs, and you’ve got a gin ordered for him before he even sits down next to you.

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    642
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    42
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    Your initials are P.S., and are skimming through college without direction until one night your roommate P.I. shows you a movie that changes your life. Adventure ensues.

    Words:
    9,386
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    495
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    You jab him with your foot. That's when he looks up at you with those eyes of his. They're dull, and it fucking breaks something in you when you see him like that. You don't let it show.
    “Shouldn't you be home with miss Holly?”
    “She's dead, Jack.”

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    1,899
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    191
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    Every Wednesday, I open my tumblr ask box up to crackfic prompts. I take 7, and I write them, regardless of what they are.

    These are those stories.

    Words:
    61,886
    Chapters:
    69/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1228
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    Your name is Hysterical Dame, though you don't really use it anymore, and you're trying your best to distance yourself from your old life. It's hard... but having her here helps more than you can say.

    Words:
    1,208
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    175
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    Sleuth and Dame take a break from a party to discuss the end of the world and futility.
    (based on End of Act Five and a certain song)

    Words:
    2,454
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    103
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    Your name is Snooping Scout, and you have decided to get drunk tonight. You will later curse this decision.

    Words:
    1,259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    152
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    Problem Sleuth found everything he wanted in life, but it was divided between two people. He can't keep this charade going forever. Someday he'll have to stop pretending.

    Series
    Words:
    2,250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    526
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    Snowman has found her own little oasis, the only woman in the world of men. But it can't last forever. Snowman can't pretend forever.

    Series
    Words:
    1,686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    674
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    Spades Slick woos you with pain, and he doesn't skimp on it.

    Words:
    9,690
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2498
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    Spades Slick is out of town, and you're looking after his kid. You've just got to keep these candy corn horns safe.

    Words:
    1,496
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    852

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