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She’s real. She has to be. You’re almost definitely totally certain that your alternate-universe opposite-sex doppelganger girlfriend is real.
Okay, it sounds pretty silly when you put it like that.
(Or, I was reminded that the ladies are imaginary and imaginary things can't exist in the real universe, and my brain went 'FIX THIS.')
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There's an office in midtown with "PS, AD, & PI, Private Detectives" frosted on the glass. The three rivals turned partners were just trying to scratch out a living when they fell right in the middle of something big, something dangerous, something kept in a file marked 'MK'.
Paul Shepard is a man possessed, hunting the man who hunts him and his team. Somewhere between the drug trafficking and extortion rackets, between the gambling rings and back alley brothels, Shepard finds help in the most unexpected of places.
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Perks of a perfectly mundane apartment: you’re not trapped in it by weird puzzle shit. Drawbacks: sometimes the heat goes out. (Or, two roommates, a lot of blankets, and one brilliant stupid plan; or, this trope has nothing on NB and HD.)
- Words:
- 693
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- 4
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“So what I was thinkin' was...” Oh goodness. It is never a good time for Mr Sleuth to say that. You almost dread what crazy scheme he is about to put into motion, yet both Mr Ace and yourself continue listening anyway. Perhaps you are just as insane as Mr Sleuth's schemes?
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- Part 1 of Midnight City - Team Sleuth
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Slick's on his way back to the hideout when he runs into a little abandoned troll.
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Once they got to the point where Sleuth, Scoff, and Dame could be in the same room without weapons being drawn and lives being threatened, it was inevitable that it would happen eventually.
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If Problem Sleuth had actually died from Sepulchritude.
Just a ficlet, not anything particularly special.
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- 251
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- 1/1
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- 3
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Problem Sleuth got roughed up by Droog, so Hysterical Dame gets her own back.
(The title is the name of one of the innocuous doubles in the Problem Sleuth webcomic - the skeleton brush/whip.) -
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The setting is a place called HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY, and four students are about to embark on a MARVELOUS JOURNEY through the DANGEROUS WATERS OF ADOLESCENCE, as well as THE LESS DANGEROUS WATERS OF ORGANIZED CRIME. They are also ostensibly GOING TO LEARN MAGIC.
And, quite possibly, there will be a great deal of KISSING ON THE FACE.
(In which the Midnight Crew goes to Hogwarts, Spike writes unencumbered by a plot, and promotes all the ships.)
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Scofflaw introspects.
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NB: Escape the City by fondofit
Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, Left 4 Dead
12 Mar 2012
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Meanwhile, on the other side of town...
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- Part 2 of L4S
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Regrets can be hard to determine sometimes.
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- 1,259
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- 1/1
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Scofflaw and Doxy fight after their breakup; Innovator watches.
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- Part 2 of A City In Shadows
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Heinous Doxy is trouble, and officer Snowman knows that in a city like this, you can't leave trouble to its own devices.
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Midnightstuck - The Loving Family by Flamia for Path, lucky_spike, All of the awesome Homestuck writers out there
Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
5 Jan 2012
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"There is nothing more important to a man than his Family." - Don Vito Corleone
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Giftfic 6 by Dreadmartha
Intermission - Fandom, Problem Sleuth - Fandom, Mobsterswitch - Fandom
2 Jan 2012
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Something about Inny and Scoff’s early relationship.
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When he walks into the bar you can tell he’s having a bad day. The way his shoulders are slumped and his hat is ever-so-slightly tilted off kilter on his head are huge tip offs, and you’ve got a gin ordered for him before he even sits down next to you.
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Your initials are P.S., and are skimming through college without direction until one night your roommate P.I. shows you a movie that changes your life. Adventure ensues.
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You jab him with your foot. That's when he looks up at you with those eyes of his. They're dull, and it fucking breaks something in you when you see him like that. You don't let it show.
“Shouldn't you be home with miss Holly?”
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Every Wednesday, I open my tumblr ask box up to crackfic prompts. I take 7, and I write them, regardless of what they are.
These are those stories.