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    So the day's almost here, the moment of truth, the final event, the big group party takedown of The Felt. The Midnight Crew's here. Team Sleuth is here. Patrick Sloan, Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn sit down around the table with Jack Noir, Paolo Diamante, Clint Duccio and Hank Bachman to lay out their plans, say their peace, then head out their separate ways before the big heist. And prepare yourself, because we're introducing something you've never seen in A Legitimate Businessman before: CHAPTERS!!!!

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    9/?
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    38
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    22
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    The day of Snowman and Nervous Broad's wedding has come, and Snowman's sure it's going to turn out perfect.

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    1/1
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    2
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    A series of Mobsterswitch shorts that don't fit anywhere else. Some AU.

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    2/?
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    1
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    19
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    A symbolic night out.

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    1/1
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    1
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    18
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    Hysterical Dame and Problem Sleuth both have trouble confessing their feelings for their respective crushes.

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    1/1
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    Don't take this the wrong way.

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    428
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    1/1
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    8
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    After Nervous Broad discovers she is transgender, she goes with Hysterical Dame to buy new clothes fitting of her gender.

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    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    28
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    Nervous Broad wants to propose to Snowman, but she needs a little bit of help to do so.

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    “So what I was thinkin' was...” Oh goodness. It is never a good time for Mr Sleuth to say that. You almost dread what crazy scheme he is about to put into motion, yet both Mr Ace and yourself continue listening anyway. Perhaps you are just as insane as Mr Sleuth's schemes?

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    14,134
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    29
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1174
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    You walk through the town, not to assert your dominance or get any business done, but instead to listen to the word on the streets.

    All you hear is the same things you’ve heard before, same things you can’t stop hearing ever since Scoff came around. Shit about how the Scoundrels ran circles around you and your Crew, got them all locked up. About how they took over the city in a matter of weeks. About how they killed the sleuths—even the Chosen Arbiter.

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    2,703
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    Doxy never hesitates to point out your flaws, but even she thinks you could go on stage with her. Wouldn’t it be wonderful, she says, the two of you singing a powerful love song up on stage with all those people watching. Think of the money—she knows what you care about—think how many people would pay to see Heinous Doxy sing with Peccant Scofflaw.

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    The man who would become Peccant Scofflaw has arrived in Metropolis Central. He is little more than a hobo, fresh out of the desert carrying only the clothes on his back and the sword on his hip. Someday, he will conquer this city. For now, he needs to figure out how to pay his rent.

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    15,854
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    420
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    I don't care how you do it. I don't care who you murder, what you burn or who gets caught in the crossfire. Follow my orders, see your objectives complete and I will reward you like kings, you will be untouchable. Fail and I will see to it that your corpses will be the first I tread upon as I walk into the city and take it for myself. Let me make this clear, you are disposable, you are pathetic and you are worthless in the long run, and only if you prove yourselves now will I consider keeping you as I move onto greater things. Now get to work. -Orders from English-

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Hysterical Dame finds out the relationship between Snowman and Nervous Broad and isn't too pleased by it.

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    In which Problem Sleuth cuts a rug, Spades Slick is Spades Slick, and for some GPI forsaken reason- they work.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    30
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    3
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    295
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    For all she's dating a vampire and hunted by supernatural creatures, for Hysterical Dame the glamour of the night wears off real fast.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Humanized middle school AU with a middle school level overly-dramatic almost-love triangle.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    325
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    Dame and Broad just can't catch a break with the weather in this city.

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    English
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    608
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    She’s real. She has to be. You’re almost definitely totally certain that your alternate-universe opposite-sex doppelganger girlfriend is real.

    Okay, it sounds pretty silly when you put it like that.

    (Or, I was reminded that the ladies are imaginary and imaginary things can't exist in the real universe, and my brain went 'FIX THIS.')

    Language:
    English
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    1,361
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    214
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    There's an office in midtown with "PS, AD, & PI, Private Detectives" frosted on the glass. The three rivals turned partners were just trying to scratch out a living when they fell right in the middle of something big, something dangerous, something kept in a file marked 'MK'.

    Paul Shepard is a man possessed, hunting the man who hunts him and his team. Somewhere between the drug trafficking and extortion rackets, between the gambling rings and back alley brothels, Shepard finds help in the most unexpected of places.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,047
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    6714

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