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    idk Yes Minister (a question of loyalty ep) and Monty Python (the spanish inquisition sketch) mash-up

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    Just a quick window to a cock-up-full day in the ministry that now has two cock-up machines - the Ministry for Administrative Affairs and the Department for Social Affairs and Citizenshit, sorry Citizenship.

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    The Cabinet Secretary wants a word with the PM's Director of Communications. Rated Mature for the inevitable language.

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    "Yes Minister" characters in Hogwarts.

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    Title: No gain, lots of pain
    Characters: Bernard, Sir Humphrey et al.
    Genre: Speculation
    Rating: PG-13
    Warnings: foul language
    Summary: Approx. 1 year pre-canon. Bernard starts a new job as The Principal Private Secretary under Mr. Sarget's rule without knowing much, what he is doing. He also discovers that „going to a rehab“ is one of these irregular verbs. Sir Humphrey is growing desperate to make the very directly speaking and confrontational Minister a scarce commodity.

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    О том, как состоялся брак четы Эпплби.

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    Title: Bail-out
    Characters: Bernard, Sir Humphrey et al.
    Genre: Speculation
    Rating: PG-13
    Warnings: foul language
    Summary: Approx. 2 years pre-canon. More pre-Hacker adventures in DAA. Sir Desmond seeks Sir Humphrey’s help to get a state loan for Bartlett’s. Bernard, being rather bored, hires his old Oxford buddy and soon they pursue some dubious dealings. The Minister Tom Sargent has some strong words for Sir Humphrey. Tax-payers pick up the bill.

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    Approx. 3 years pre-canon. Bernard's first project in DAA, ever: the notorious mass-purchase of a s***load of paperclips! And not exactly making too many friends in the process. Also, having his first tete-a-tete with a Minister and being dumb enough to say "No, Minister" twice.

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    Humphrey's little secret guilty pleasure.
    (a bit... well... very OOC & fanon-ish crack!art)

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    Approx. 3 years pre-canon. Bernard's first 5 minutes working in DAA, ever. Sir Humphrey puts him on a preliminary soundness test by asking some trick-questions.

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    "Yes, (Prime) Minister" characters: Sir Hmphrey and one of his best friends his wife

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    Title: Trial-and-error
    Characters: Sir Humphrey, Sir Arnold, Frank, OC
    Genre: Speculation
    Rating: PG
    Warnings: foul language, sarcasm
    Summary: Approx. 10 years pre-canon. At this stage Sir Arnold is a rookie Cabinet Secretary, who has gotten himself into a very sticky situation. Can Sir Humphrey save his dear buddy from major humiliation?

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    Side-story to canon. Bernard's celebrations of his 20th wedding anniversary were a major piss-up, really, alas. Sir Humphrey and Sir Frank got into a fight, which ended in a gravely embarrassing way. Sir Arnold is not the least impressed and has a few strong words with The Gentlemen.

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    Sequel to Work Hard and Play Harder – things get a slightly more embarrassing groove. Bernard succumbs to temptation to chase Dorothy. He also gives some invaluable career tips to trainees and his infamous mother-in-law visits. In the end, Bernard throws a wild party to celebrate his 20th wedding anniversary. Everything ends with a maximum fiasco, when Sir Humphrey and Sir Frank get into a fight. Takes place during Smoke Screen and before The Key.

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    Bernard Woolley might let his guard down a little, while in the company of equals and subordinates and be rather bold. His fairly extreme work-life is spiced up with fairly extreme social-life. In fact, he might be *much* less sound than he desperately wishes his superiors to believe. Side-story to canon, episodes from Official Visit to Ministerial Broadcast. Includes several minor characters from the show and also his family. Reading my earlier stories "Learning New Rules" and "Generating Ideas" is a recommendation.

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    Pre-canon. 1-2 years before Open Government, Sir Humphrey decides to renovate DAA buildings, as the 10th Minister Tom Sargent lacks ideas for activity. Unexpected opposition from Sir Arnold is encountered. Also Sir Humphrey reflects upon what makes one a player in London and has problems with staffing.

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    Pre-canon Bernard-centric fic. Bernard tells the story of his career before The Right Honourable James Hacker MP came to DAA and what his outlook on life is at the time of YM Open Government (at this stage, not too sarcastic). No warnings. Advisable to read before my other stories on Bernard.

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    The Key debacle gets one more twist, when Sir Humphrey threatens Bernard with corporal punishment. Bernard gets upset and says something quite insolent, which he would not say otherwise. Soon he realizes that he probably won't get away with it. Bernard thinks some nasty thoughts about his masters and rants in front of his wife. Warnings: strong language, dark humour

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    Sequel to „Anger is Contageous".
    Bernard Woolley's confidential conversations with FFF (Friends, Fools & Family) which take place during episodes from Real Partnership to Tangled Web and post-canon aftermath. Bernard is contemplating over his job-satisfaction and starts thinking what his next high-flying career move should be. There are temporary set-backs, such as getting spanked by Sir Humphrey and making enemies in MI-5.

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    • Part 2 of BW1
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