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    Броня Альтаира оживает и превращается непосредственно в самого Альтаира. Посреди Венеции. Кажется, учиться плавать все же придется...

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    Двигаясь извилистыми коридорами по храму Пифагора, Эцио с Леонардо пикируются из-за Салаи и привычки ассасина игнорировать очевидное.

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    You know, what? Sam is a patient guy. Like, he’s the kind of friend who will hang around a restaurant for two hours after the arranged meeting time because you’re too scared to step outside your front door. He’ll bring home cartons of ice-cream for you and your other best friend so you guys can have a totally straight, no homo movie night, cuddling beneath layers and layers of blankets. He’ll even offer the duvet from his own bed because he understands how scared one of you is of the cold. Fuck it, he would actually go out and buy you damned tampons and pick up your favourite muffin on the way home because he gets that you’re having a pretty awful day.

    See? He’s a good guy; a real catch. There is only one thing he really, really does not want to do and that’s play couples therapist to two super-soldiers who are too damn stupid to even realize that they’re a couple.

    And he’s sorry, folks, but that just makes his goddamn blood boil.

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    "Неизвестно, когда это началось, но соратники заметили несообразность почти одновременно".

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    Очередная аушка, в которой Шинпачи теряет туфли и парик, Сого теряет топор, а Сагару - всякий стыд и страх.
    Или история о том, почему нельзя доверять Аямэ жеребьевку костюмов на Хэллоуин.
    Или о том, что для годного косплея важно не только внешнее сходство.

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    Каждый киркволлец норовит урвать от Хоука кусочек: подай, принеси, прогони, победи. А что же Хоук? Хоук перекладывает всю ответственность на других и делает ноги.

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    1,191
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    1/1
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    10
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    1
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    Optimus expresses his frustration with Megatron in a very immature way. Megatron reacts in an equally immature way.

    AU where there is truce between Autobots and Decepticons. Sticky.

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    38
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    "Cole approached the trio, holding the little girl’s hand, seeing a smile opening in Skadi’s face; he felt something that was like butterflies flying in a strange way in his stomach, making him confuse. It was something happening more frequently every time the elf smiled to him."

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    8
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    39
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    3
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    A series of shorts based on the Fangrai Forever prompts celebrating FLight (Fang/Lightning). Some sensual, some humorous and some a little hard to classify, but almost all of them romantic.

    Chapter 39: Yun courtship traditions are odd to say the least. It's a good thing then that Lightning is getting a crash course.

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    39/?
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    14
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    Eren and Annie have fifteen minutes to themselves, Connie misunderstands (and really grates on Jean's nerves), and Levi does his job. Teenage hijinks ensue.

    Series
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    Dean and Castiel are kidnapped, but no one will tell them why.

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    Prince Vector's warships have arrived in the United Lands of Poseidon! Princess Merag knows she's the only one who can save her kingdom from complete destruction. Unfortunately, there's someone in her way...

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    43
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    2
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    Tony Stark ran away from home when he was sixteen. He's twenty-four now, lives in Gotham City under a fake name and has been working at a small coffee shop owned by Virginia Potts for the last few years. Then, enter Bruce Wayne.

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    8/?
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    50
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    Peter and Johnny accidentally become telepathically linked, forcing them to confront their feelings for each other.

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    "You two with the ability to communicate telepathically. So no one else can hear." The thought seemed to make him feel slightly ill. "You know what? You two are absolutely correct. I should look into fixing this immediately."

    "What brought this change of heart about, Reed? Afraid we'll use our newfound powers for evil?" Johnny joked.

    "No," Reed answered grimly. "I'm afraid you'll use them for playing pranks."

    Peter and Johnny burst into raucous laughter. "We so would do that!"

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    9
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    121
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    26
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    What if a story could be told from a Christmas Tree's point of view? Would it be like this?

    Happy Birthday, Nicci Mac

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    16
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    11
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    - Ты можешь заткнуться хоть на секунду?

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    У Эйса... проблема.

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    "I'd have to settle down. In a house or something, a proper house with, with doors and things. Carpets! Me, living in a house! Now that, that is terrifying."

    The Doctor and Rose have lost the TARDIS. Stranded in the 42nd century, it's time to start thinking domestic.

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    English
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    38/?
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    15
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    137
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    28
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    I wrote this in response to this kinkmeme:

    AU in which Alphas during their Rut are as weak as Omegas in Heat. Driven by pheromones, they have only one thing on their mind and forget completely about water, food and sleep, and their Omegas have to care about them, feed them, calm them and make them rest.
    Bonus points for caring Omega!Will, but Omega!Hannibal is good too :)

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    26
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    56
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