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    M discovers James and Alec have a genius as a lover and wants him working for MI6. From the world of Nova Prospeckt. How M tries to recruit Q to work for MI6.

    It would be best if you have read Nova Prospeckt by Kryptaria and BootsnBlossoms.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    83
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1974
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    Makarov decides to hold a fundraiser to pay off Fairy Tails debts after coming in second at the Grand Magical Games. How does he do it? He auctions off the girls for a single date with who ever places the highest bid on the girl. A stranger out bids Natsu for a date with Lucy. Will Lucy fall for her date? What if the man turns out to be Zeref in disguise?

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    976
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    It's a boy. Worse, it's a brown-eyed, dark-haired boy, and Rumple is disappointed, though Belle and the child will never suspect.
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    If you enjoy this or any of my stories, would you please consider voting for one or more of the four stories I have in the running for the Espenson Awards at theespensonawards.tumblr.com? Voting ends Feb. 7. Thanks!

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    1/1
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    5
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    76
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    5
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    847
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    There was drool all over it, teeth marks and puncture holes. It looked as if Mudgie ate it for breakfast.

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    4
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    “You get me home, David Rossi, and you can kiss me anywhere and as much as your heart desires.”

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    Liam manhandles him to put a pillow under the small of his back, and he returns to grip Zayn's cock. Zayn would like to tell him about fucking stroking did you forget stroking Liam? Simple way for a handjob, but he doesn't because Liam is awful when he gets flippantly mean. Last time he purposely sucked on Zayn's cock and waited until Zayn would say I'm about to come or would look like he was about to come to pull off and make Zayn wish he'd have another boyfriend. In spite of everything, he came so hard that night he thought he could see unicorns and elves skipping on green grass. If that conveys the emotion.

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    2,110
    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    6
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    121
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1386
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    “Morgan told me his mom used to tell him that when the Lord closes a door somewhere he opens a window. Then they said it in The Sound of Music so it must be true.”

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    1
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    120
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    The story of how Hogwarts's school song came to be.

    (It was a Tuesday and there was Firewhisky).

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    3,573
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    145
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    Poor Nonon. She's craving rough sex so badly, she's willing to text Ryuko, that sleazy abomination she had sex with in the locker room, and invite her over for more. Ryuko is more than happy to deliver. She comes over with a strap-on, a rope, and a...marble? Time for some wild kinky sex.

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    1
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1692
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    A place like this was a drug haven and he was definitely a recovering addict.

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    3,762
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    177
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    Erin gave her heart, her mind, and her soul willingly. She was a bit stingier with her body but Dave understood.

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    Strauss hadn't just left the building, she’d left the stratosphere.

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    “Red…bring her lots of red. And she wants the matching shoes too.”

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    She owed Penelope. If that meant serving soup and cleaning up a little puke, there were worse ways to pay her back.

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    “I'm probably going to be this wound up for the rest of our lives together.”

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    Sven breaks his nose during the UCL match against Napoli and Lars acts like the good older brother he is.

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    English
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    Comments:
    4
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    55
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    992
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    Natasha and Bucky try to keep quiet while they have sex against the wall of Bucky's room -- until they realize Steve is next door.

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    1,244
    Chapters:
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    Kudos:
    221
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    4030
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    Castiel has given up on fixing himself. What is the point in a world without Dean Winchester?

    Everything changes when he finds out Dean is still alive--and he uses the term loosely.

    [Dean/Cas Mini-Bang 2014]

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3226
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    “Women find my sweetness nearly overwhelming. It makes them come out of their clothes at an alarming rate. I don’t even know why.”

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    128
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    He was fascinated with her and found it hard to hide. Cool points were completely out the window where this woman was concerned.

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    English
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