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    So, um. Terezi is kissing her. By the way.

    "Wowza. Lesbos R Us, at long last. I knew that day would come. Anyone got a camera."

    Terezi has a lot more teeth to get nibbly with than Karkat and her tongue is way longer and oh lord does she know how to use it. Jade wonders to herself, vaguely, why she never kissed her boyfriends' girlfriend before. That was a really silly oversight.

    Mmm.

    "Haha, shut up, Dave, you've been modeling for the Gay Dudes R You catalogue for like three years now."

    "Like you can talk, Mister It's Not Gay If He Doesn't Have Balls To Touch."

    --
    oneshot, plus a couple of ficlet sequels.

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    It's spring cleaning in Castle Oblivion, and Xenmas is forcing Zexion to help clean Demyx's pigsty of a room! What's the blonde got stored under his bed that makes VI so flustered? Happy Zemyx Day! Smut with bits of plot.

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    Sherlock's ill, and everything is falling down around their ears literally.

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    Averil bakes a cake—with mixed results.

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    After the Narada Incident, Hikaru discovers that he has his own fan club-- and that it's all Kirk's fault!

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    The text message made him suspicious immediately. It was a polite request, included the word "please" and was not signed. In short: It was everything Sherlock Holmes would never ever write.

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    Life is never simple for Pitch. Meaning life is never simple for the Guardians. An alternative continuation of 'Purdy'.

    Posted for St. Patrick's Day because reasons.

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    New paleontologist Riley Hunter gets the surprise of his life, when John Hammond requests him to travel to Isla Nublar alongside his role model Dr. Alan Grant and the attractive Ian Malcolm. He expects it to be your normal, average island exploration but he never expected to be chased all over the island by man eating dinosaurs.

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    The more things changed in South Park, the more they stayed the same.

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    Ten/Rose Who Holidays St. Patrick's!fic. The Doctor lands on the planet Antios V, an Irish-colonised planet, during a St. Patrick's Day celebration, and things go awry when Rose wishes upon a four-leaf clover for the Doctor to notice her in THAT WAY. Turns out she'll get her wish.

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    Sauli's cute broken English was the seed of sexy Broken English.
    How does the body work when words are untold?

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    In the four years he and Merlin had been together, Merlin never so much hinted that he had a blog.

    Well, at least not to Arthur. Everyone and their dog knew about it, except Arthur.

    Arthur sighed and clicked Previous 10 Entries. It was a little like reading a biography about all of the things you would never, ever want to share with anyone.

    ON SHAGGING THE BLOKE

    Sort of like that.

    OR: Merlin has a blog. Arthur finds out about it.

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    Много их перебывало у него на кушетке. Крутые парни с яйцами всмятку.

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    И согласно этой… бумаге, мое предназначение — копать огород, чинить забор и домашнюю утварь, вставлять стекла, окучивать и пропалывать гряды, стирать белье, а также исполнять другие виды работ, которые вы, как хозяин, потребуете исполнить?

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    "It certainly wasn’t romantic, at least, not in the traditional sense."

    John and Sherlock marriage fluff.

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    Even the best of well-oiled machines get a wrench thrown in the works every now and then.

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    Divatox calls Karone to complain about the Gokaigers her sister enrolled in her school.

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    Finding Erebor had never been Bilbo’s life goal; it had been his parents’, so, really, he had absolutely not expected to get roped into joining an expedition to find the Lost Kingdom and most certainly hadn’t he expected to succeed and run into the most grumpy yet strangely charming of all King. It sounded like one of the penny dreadful he most definitely hadn’t fancied in his youth and never ever imagined for himself, but he would still like to point out that neither the booklets nor his fantasy had ever featured an active volcano.

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    Jim is completely innocent.

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    They're either the best or the worst babysitting service on the planet. (And who else can he trust to care about the wellbeing of a girl and not turn around and use his daughter to blackmail him, anyway?) So long as Olivia's in one piece and swearing she wasn't made to do anything illegal, Jim chooses to believe the former.

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    52
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    4
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