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    I was never a fan of irony, even more so after died. I should be pretty happy that I was given a second chance at life, except guess who's still irony's bitch? Yo. My name is Akimichi Chōko and I just wanna live... SI OC

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    Even Ulrich is embarrassed by his mother at times.

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    Okay. So she was fighting next to a templar, who would probably only lock her up for the rest of her natural life, and an elf who may or may not get an erection from watching her expire in a pool of her own blood. Hawke had been in worse places.

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    Surviving as a mage in Kirkwall is harder than it sounds. A story told in vignettes.

    While some vignettes overlap or replace some scenes (I DO NOT simply transcribe any scenes from the game here, if I'm writing them, and they happened in the game, they are significantly changed), most are meant to be inserted between plot points in the game. I do not bother to explain what exactly is going on in these, so if you have no knowledge of the game, the finer details might escape you, but you shouldn't be entirely lost.

    While this will diverge in some fairly major ways from canon, take note that everything that happens in the game will happen here, too. Some scenes might be changed, re-ordered, or take on different meanings when viewed through this story, but the actual shown events still happen.

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    Draco Malfoy VS Draco Malfoy's other head. Written September 15, 2004.

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    A collection of unrelated Outlaw Queen drabbles inspired by prompts on Tumblr.

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    Post Expiration Date (6x16). What are Kensi and Deeks up to on their night off?

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    She was a dreamer, liked alcohol, and swore a lot. He was a genius, liked order, and stressed a lot.

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    While avoiding her so-called destiny as the Dragonborn, Lumen falls in with the Dark Brotherhood. Life as an assassin suits her well, but everything changes when Cicero and the Night Mother appear. (Will loosely follow the Dark Brotherhood and Main story lines with some original additions. Listener/Cicero pairing. Rated M for sound reasons.)

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    Leroy Jethro Gibbs learns 26 different words at the hands of his former partner -- and current boss. JIBBS. Based on the 'semantics/get a dictionary!' scene in season 3 NCIS ("Probie").

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    There were only a few things constant in her life. One was her name... Avery, but then even that wasn't even her real name. It's the one she picked years ago and decided to keep. The other was the fact that she was a mutant possessed of a ridiculously long life and the ability to survive it. Things should have been just peachy keen for her, but then that would imply life was actually fair.

    ~***********~

    This is really just a series of ideas revolving around an original mutant character that I've been dabbling with. I might one day flesh the character out further and build these bits and pieces into a actual story but for now I am just posting the scenes that demanded to be written. It involves multiple fandoms and multiple characters and some of the chapters may relate to each other some may not. Really I'm just playing but thanks for reading!

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    We left Severus and Harry with a decision at the end of Button. What was it? And just how many more endearments can we handle? Also, just what is Granny Snape planning? HP/SS silliness

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    Dean and Cas are invited to the apartment that Gabriel and Sam have for the first time. Some drinking ensues and then Gabriel remembers a commercial ad. One about Red Bull and wings.

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    Not everything went smoothly in the writing process. As always, there were a few moments of profound klutziness that could very well have resulted in tragedy, but, in fact, made us laugh. The cast of SWW enjoyed themselves and we hope you do, too!

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    “Any idea why Rodney’s been slamming things around all day?” John slid into the chair next to Elizabeth, “Or why he’s been yelling at his minions more than usual?”
    “I’d better go finish-” D tried to stand.
    “Sit,” Elizabeth ordered.
    “What happened?” John looked between them.
    “D,” Elizabeth raised an eyebrow.
    D smiled politely, “He’s an egotistical jackass with poor social skills?”
    Elizabeth gave D a hard stare.
    “It was suggested to me,” D stated flatly, “that I should find a healthier outlet for my anger than the last method I employed. I was annoyed with Dr. McKay so I decided to get even with him in a non-violent manner. I wrote my report on the MTI in three different languages, knowing that he didn’t understand any of them.”
    “And?” Elizabeth prompted.
    “And when he came to confront me about it,” D continued her recitation, “I antagonized him further by being deliberately obtuse in my responses. Also, before I left I insulted his ego by implying he wouldn’t understand the words in the report anyway.”
    “Yeah,” John drawled, “That’d do it.”

    First Great Edit of 2015 now complete. All chapters updated.

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    One hundred songs in a hundred words for Solas and Lavellan. One hundred stories.

     

    The songs for each chapter is provided in the chapter summary. Updated daily.

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    A collection of ficlets, drabbles, and one-shots (an assortment of Flash flash-fic, if you will), mostly family-centric, humorous, or some combination of the two.

    Now up: Where There's a Will. On his 18th birthday, Barry receives an unexpected letter from his dad. Things go downhill from there.

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    After losing Oliver to the League of Assassins, fighting a war for his soul, and dealing with a bout of memory loss (long story), Felicity finally has Oliver back. But things have never been simple with them, and when Starling City faces a new threat, the investigation leads Team Arrow to a startling revelation about Oliver’s past that could only drive a wedge between him and Felicity.

    A sequel to You’re His Hope.

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    Sam finds a case that has people being murdered in fancy hotels. Team Free Will go to investigate the case but Cas can't get out of the revolving door.

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    Sometimes we do things without meaning to. On this occasion, Miki turns on Juri and Shiori without realizing it, and must accept the consequences of his actions.

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