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    "Sometimes it's the same moments that take your breath away that breathe purpose and love into your life."

    Years have passend since Thorin and Bilbo found together and almost lost each other again. Everything is calm and settled now, until an unexpected proposal mixes everything up once more. But the prospect of marriage isn't the only change in their life. With an upcoming wedding and an orphaned boy suddenly in their care, Bilbo and Thorin realise that happiness doesn't always come in the way they expect.
    Sequel to "He's Breathing" and "A Breath Away".

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    Chapters:
    7/10
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    Hawke survived the blight, the Qunari invasion, and the Kirkwall rebellion. But now, she was losing pieces of herself in the fade, a sacrifice to save the inquisition.

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    A story told in vignettes. While some vignettes overlap or replace some scenes, most are meant to be inserted between plot points in the game. I do not bother to explain what exactly is going on in these, so if you have no knowledge of the game, the finer details might escape you, but you shouldn't be entirely lost. If you have not read the first story in this series, some of the references may confuse you and you're probably missing some depth, but again, you shouldn't be lost. THIS WILL SPOIL ALMOST EVERYTHING.

    WARNING: I have a tendency to swing between writing humor, and doing really bad things to really good people. The bad stuff is not funny, however. It's horrifying. Please mind the tags.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    79
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1323
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    Eren Jaeger--the most ancient vampire since 1684--found that attending the most prestigious university in St.SINA would be the same, boring schools that his "father" and "mother" sent; doing the same, monotone routine of socialising with yet another roommate (whom he always despised every time), attending parties thrown by popular guys, and getting good grades.

    He was orderd by his parents to collect the three ancient artifact for the dark ritual but he didn't expect to meet his past lover's reincarnation.Whom Eren thought had loved him but ended up betraying him.

    it couldn't be worse, wasn't it? When said lover was reincarnated into not one, but two persons; and both of them seemed determined to win Eren's heart, He knows that these two Ackermans will be his main obstacles to run hsi quest moreover, St. SINA seemed to have a dark force lurking behind.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    136
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    Because I just can’t turn it off anymore. Contains an intense questioning of the logic of the Kingdom Hearts mythos, lots of comparisons of Disney movies to their original source material, and an unreasonable amount of Donald bashing.

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    English
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    58,160
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    350
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    Haruka begins his new job at Sakura High School. As a dark, yet dreamy English Teacher. Upon noticing the young man's arrival, Rin hates his guts almost immediately. The two become completely obsessed with becoming better than each other. Haruka, revealing a competitive side to himself that no one really knew he had. Rin, a fierce side that everyone knows about all too well.

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    11,375
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    853
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    One shot Tumblr fics, all moments of Johnlock, including Johnlock reveals.

    Originally on my blog tripmalcolmlove on Tumblr.

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    5,906
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2131
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    Kurt jumps from the frying pan into the fire, so to speak, when he leaves the bullying at McKinley just to be bullied by Sebastian at Dalton. But Kurt realizes that Sebastian's bullying is not exactly the same, and might mean something a little bit different.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    232
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    Eren Jaeger lives in a world of magic. Born as a half-blood, he has reached eleven years old and is ready to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Follow his exciting journey as he makes friends, enemies, and finds love in the ancient hallways of the school of magic.

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    33,273
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
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    211
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    3440
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    Steve's rejected proposal sends him into a downright nasty place. Danny takes the brunt of the rage. Until he and the entire team have finally had enough....

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
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    82
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3207
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    A series of AU (no blackout) one-shots that explore various moments in Charlie's life - from her childhood to her adulthood - and the special moments she shares with Bass along the way.

    Each one can be read independently, and the ratings for each one-shot will vary. Could be anything from G to M.

    I. Winter (Rated G)
    II. Spring (Rated G)
    III. Summer (Rated T)
    IV. Fall (Rated M)

    ***COMPLETE***

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    639
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    Simon’s ill-fated decision to play match-maker forces Shizuo and Izaya to become reluctant allies. Their goal? To demonstrate what a horrible idea it is to force them into a relationship. Or: how KFC nearly sparked the apocalypse. Now with 70% more arson!

    This is an English fanfic about a Japanese series that is riddled with Russian proverbs and Celtic mythology. It's like riding It's A Small World, only instead of animatronics you have violent manchildren and an entire city's unhealthy fixation with their sexual relationship.

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    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    293
    Bookmarks:
    50
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    3273
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    It was a normal day in the electromechanics workshop. Today the guys were specially excited, Mr. Hummels had promised them that he would teach them how to explode a condenser, or rather, let them explode one, since they were in the last year of a technical school they already knew how to do it, but no one else would let them.

    Or: A universe in which Mats and Benni lead their students into a battle with Fips', and of course Mats doesn't have a crush on Benni, no matter what Marco says. Marco, stop being so disgusting, please.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    500
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    Whaddaya call it when a tree, a raccoon, a feline, and a robot beat the shit out of a massive, titanium tank with a snake's head?

    A - A fairytale with too much to drink.
    B - The start to a real shitty joke.
    C - The events that preceded a night of drinking at a bar.

    Hint: the answer this time is C.

    For divisionten’s “Guardians March Fic Challenge”! Thought up the most ridiculous crossover that would be unexpected while still bein’ capable of workin’ out well.

    Probably the only crossover piece I'll ever do. Also, the title doesn't imply ANY pairings between these four at all. The title's pronounced "Two by Two", not "Two/Two".

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    112
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    What would you do if you found out that you fell in love with your best friend?

    Frey had been close to Leon since childhood, and they thought of each other as siblings. No more, no less. However, Frey begins to realize her strong romantic feelings for the man, and things quickly grow complicated between them. Will her held back feelings tear them apart? Or will it bring them closer than ever before?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    “Well, Eggsy. We’re going to be assigning a new Arthur very soon and-"

    He’s interrupted by Eggsy dramatically lifting his chin and clenching a fist over his chest, "I’m honoured, Merlin, I really am. But I don’ think ’m gonna be your best choice after what happened with ol’ Chester." He gives Merlin his best faux apologetic smile to which Merlin replies with a cock of his eyebrow.

    "Don’t get ahead of yourself there, lad."

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    429
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    Time seemed to stop. Tulio looked over the cliff face and down into the dark, churning waters. "Miguel?" he called, his breath suddenly hitching as his heart began to pound in his chest. A fear far greater than the evils of El Dorado could induce gripped him and his mind began to race with possibilities, other than...
    "Tulio!" Chel cried, "Where's Miguel?"
    "He's...gone."

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    Celeste, Eleanor, and Annabelle couldn't contain their deathly excitement with the new release of Sherlock, Season 4, thus bringing them together for a rather intense Sherlock marathon. However, when something unexplainable happens, they find themselves sucked into the world they have always fantasized over. As they seem to suddenly be living the episodes, the three fangirls will have to keep their (perhaps) unrequited love to a minimum, especially when faced with the conflict and constant danger that pours from the mysterious cases of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson.

    Love, Desire, Friendship, and Understanding - Sherlock is clueless, and John is distracted.

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    5,439
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    24
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    Connor slipped his arm firmly around Murphy’s waist and pulled him close, pressing their bodies together.

    “Et’s not a good idea, Conn, someone could come through here…” Murphy whispered heatedly as they walked step in step away from the middle of the alley toward the wall, where a few meters away a dumpster blocked them from however little view a passerby might have.

    “So what if they do..." Connor brought a hand up, caressing one side of Murphy’s neck as he pressed kisses along the other side...

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    1/12
    Kudos:
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    2
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    18
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    Kenma has had a lot of people leave his life and now that his roommate has moved out, he's falling back in to the horrible depression that once consumed him. Can a stranger with an even stranger bed head save him from falling again...And will he stay.

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    1,532
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    90
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    Now that Charles' heat is over, these two love birds have the rest of their lives to work on with some obstacles in the way, but love will conquer all. As they say, let them eat cake, or blizzards if you’re Charles.

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    English
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    7,763
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    216

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