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Not Quite a Total Eclipse of the Heart by LitheFider
Rise of the Guardians (2012), Guardians of Childhood - William Joyce
18 May 2013
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Inspired by the pre-fearlings Kozmotis Pitchiner of "Bunny goes a' Courtin" , this post-movie Sandy and Pitch have that same past connection and then some, having begun to be lovers before the Fearlings overtake Kozmotis. Sandy has been waiting hundreds of years to try and crack the gold lining inside Pitch's black heart and reach the man he loved, and now he might finally have that chance when Pitch is weakened after his defeat. Will Sandy get what he is looking for, and help Pitch reach his full potential?
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While working on repairing Erebor Bilbo finds some dragon eggs, which soon hatch. Naturaly he decides to keep them. Much to Thorin's horror (but what can he really do about it anyway?)
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Post-Thor, canon-divergence. Loki doesn't survive his fall from the Bifrost and winds up reincarnated on Midgard as a mortal magician named Lucy with no memory of her previous life. Her decision-making skills have not been much improved by the transformation.
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“Do I even want to know why you think I’m your missing brother?”“The similarities are startling,” Thor managed. She looked pointedly down at her chest, then back at him, her lips pursing. He knew the look in her eyes, the set of her mouth, the tension in her jaw. Oh, how he knew that sharp, angry, hard face. He could practically hear Loki hissing “You idiot” in his ear.
“You deny it, then?” Hogun asked.
“Seriously?” Lucy’s left eye twitched slightly. “I have at no point in the last thirty years seen or experienced anything that would lead me to think I’m a dude, an alien, a god, or any combination thereof. So yeah, I’m going to have to go with denying it.”
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"All I'm saying is: the woman is a trained assassin. She is armed, clearly dangerous, and probably the only person in any universe that knows where you sleep - if you even sleep! Don't you think you should've mentioned you had a wife, for safety's sake alone?"
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An Unlikely Casanova by Lisafer
Protector of the Small - Tamora Pierce, Tortall - Tamora Pierce
18 May 2013
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Owen's in a tough predicament, and turns to Kel for help.
Written for Team Owen, in Goldenlake's 2010 SMACKDOWN event.
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- 484
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Sesshoumaru appears and makes a courting proposal. Kagome will have many hardships trying to figure out what exactly prompted him to make this outrageous offer and come up with ways to avoid it. Told in 100 words drabbles.
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- Part 1 of The Mating Trials of a Futuristic Miko
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- 27,498
- Chapters:
- 274/?
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 42
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A dark miko curses Kagome and Sesshoumaru into switching bodies. They embark on a journey to break the curse with comical results.
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- 6,943
- Chapters:
- 14/?
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- 13
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In 2013, approximately one thousand, four hundred and seventy-four years after Arthur Pendragon's death in his arms, Merlin has been living out eternal life without very much to live for. Countless days have passed by, filled with pain and regret that never could truly fade away. But as life went on, Merlin had learned to adjust. He learned to live his life as normally as possible, finding it within himself to make it through each day despite the burdens of his past that weighed heavily upon his shoulders.
However, all is changed one day, when a certain king's voice rings through Merlin's ears, calling for his name as clear as day.
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Kagome only wanted to save a few hanyou children from starvation and mistreatment. How she ended up as a potential concubine of the Western Lord when she was brought before him to answer for her supposed crimes was beyond her understanding.
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Alternate Universe.
William Darcy had never been in love before, but when he comes across the first episode of Lizzie Bennet's video diaries on YouTube and discovers that his best friend has just bought a summer house in her home town it all seems too convenient. Maybe, fate, or the universe is trying to tell him something. Maybe he won't be alone anymore. -
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After a traumatic year in Pete's World, Rose gets back to her own London. It takes her a year to run into the Doctor, who's been travelling with Martha for roughly six months. Rose hopes to pick up where they left off, which is close friendship bordering on romance, but the Doctor keeps her at arm's length, whilst being very overprotective. Post Doomsday reunion fic with Ten/Rose pairing and friendship between Rose and Martha. Set somewhere after 42, and goes its own way after that.
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“You don’t like social networking sites?” It was difficult to conceal her skepticism. “You’re a walking social networking site, David.”
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- Part 5 of Young Americans
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- 1,302
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 7
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This is the story of what happened after the fire but before Dean showed up at Sam's apartment. Showing what happened as the boys grow up on the road, with school, friends, and life.
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Word Play by Lisafer for seori
Tortall - Tamora Pierce, The Immortals - Tamora Pierce, Protector of the Small - Tamora Pierce
18 May 2013
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Keladry spends much of her time groaning in her new life with Maura, and the older woman's love of puns.
(written for Team Protector, Maura/Kel, for Goldenlake's 2011 SMACKDOWN event.)
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- 649
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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Lex has a little problem.
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Rose is completely and utterly in love with Kanaya, Dave says her love is becoming an unhealthy obsession but Rose doesn't care. Only problem with loving Kanaya, they speak different languages and don't know each others. But Rose doesn't care, she's going to win Kanaya over no matter what.
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When You-Know-Who tries to summon Death, he doesn't get quite what he expected...
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- 1,440
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 19
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So after so much running, and so many times, and so many places, and so many threats to his life and limbs, Darren should maybe be used to getting left behind a few times. But it still fucking sucks to wander around on some unknown planet by himself, just because the Doctor got a little too exuberant and ran off.
Actually, Darren can't really hold anything against him for that. He's lost count of how many times the Doctor's had to chase him down because he got a little too excited.
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- 2,813
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 16
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Sequel to New Ghost Story. Xander is set on a new path when his mother ships him off to live with his Aunt and Uncle in Amity Park, Ohio.
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- Part 2 of Ghost Story
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"This is maddening! This is outrageously unexplainable!" shouts Sherlock, for the hundreth time about the mysterious break-in where nothing was taken. Watson smirks on the side; hiding his face from Sherlock.
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- 9,078
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Hits:
- 64