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    When Phoenix allows Prosecutor Blackquill to stay in a spare bedroom in his apartment until he can find a place of his own, he never imagined them having anything in common besides their shamed careers during the dark age of the law. Or that the snarky, threatening samurai would make such great company

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    In summer 2004 after the release of the Prisoner of Azkaban movie, there was a huge complaint among the fandom about the lack of Marauders in the Shrieking Shack scene. Tons of important exposition was missing! The scene went by in 5 minutes! People who only watch the movies were confused! So I wrote this filk in response to the tune of Christina Aguilera's "Come On Over" (another annoying 90s song, so that everyone could easily sing it at the movie theater)

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    Turns out Hori-senpai is a pretty straightforward prince. It may not be how the fairytale romances are usually conducted but like anything he’s involved with, Yuu prefers his version over the mainstream.

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    When your husband is snatched away at a moment's notice by unsubs who have no respect for a man's right to procreate, starting a family can be a challenge. Haley Hotchner is realizing that she might need help to get Aaron in the right place, at the right time & injury-free. Timing is everything...and sometimes it takes teamwork.

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    62/?
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    The Avengers and their misadventures due to autocorrect.

    (5 +1 scenario)

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    6/6
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    It all started with a missing person case, and became something greater. AKA how two packs became one, and ultimately became a family. Derek and Scott chose to consolidate their packs, but the cohesiveness of the unit is tenuous at best, and fractured at worst. Unwilling to work together, each alpha maintains some control over half the pack with poor results.

    Werewolves and other supernatural creatures are disappearing throughout the county and California as a whole. It's up to the BHP (Or Beacon Hills Pack) to save the day, but can they do it before it's too late?

    Takes place almost a year after end of 3A. Canon Divergence in which season 3B never happened, and some aspects of 3A have been changed. Derek did not lose Alpha status to save Cora. The Sacrifice at the Nemeton did not leave Scott, Allison, and Stiles with a darkness around their hearts (Because I just can't bear to do that to Stiles). Jackson never went to London (He's just too good of a foil to Stiles) and Danny knows all about the supernatural.

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    19/?
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    4
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    585
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    For a small Californian town where nothing ever happens there's been a hell of a lot happening lately in Beacon Hills, like dead bodies in the woods and crazy people running around with crossbows and guns, to say nothing of Stiles making first line. He's too busy to care too much about lacrosse though, because he's trying to get a handle on this whole 'werewolf' thing, and that's pretty tough to do when the only teacher he's got is Derek Hale.

    In which Stiles is a werewolf (but not a very good one), Derek is an alpha (however grudgingly), Scott is a good friend (most of the time) and the sheriff knows more than is good for him.

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    5/12
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    Emma comes home after another long day as the Sheriff and Savior, just wanting something to eat before she passes out from exhaustion – only, Regina is in a mood that Emma finds particularly difficult to resist.

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    Beth Greene thinks her hot neighbor might be a murderer, and her sister is no help at all.

    Daryl smolders attractively.

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    (random thing that came to mind)
    Erwin Smith runs a dog pound. Hange is the catcher. One day, Hange finds a beaten up, but fairly aggressive and strong, bulldog. She talks to the woman that called about the dog, finding out he responds to "Corporal" or "Captain." She finds him especially intriguing, and brings him back to Erwin, begging to give him a year of possible adoption, instead of a few weeks. He agrees. Being that She found him in January, and its now December, she's very desperate to get "Corporal" Adopted, seeing that she is extremely attached to him, being special and all, and that she can't adopt him herself. No one wants him it seems, and he doesn't want anyone in turn. Luckily, On Christmas eve, a bright eyed boy enters the pound with his quiet sister, looking for a special dog.

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    Joel and Ellie continue to travel the ruined highways of America, borne along on an old, red motorcycle, searching for Tommy, the younger brother who walked out of Joel’s life six years before. Wyoming gets closer with each mile that passes beneath their wheels, but does Ellie really want to find the Fireflies as much as she did when she began this journey? And does Joel share her growing desire for something more than friendship?

    New updates every Wednesday and Saturday until all thirty chapters are up!

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    Near the end of 2003, I wrote my first (pretty terrible) song filk. I was young, and just discovered that in the movie version of my favorite book, Prisoner of Azkaban, my favorite character, Remus Lupin, was going to have a mustache. I was not pleased. So naturally, I vented my feelings to the tune of Britney Spears' "You Drive Me Crazy."

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    Delbert has been meaning to pop the question to a certain feline spacer for quite some time. Will he finally get the courage? Short one-shot

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    The second installment of my "Defender of Mankind" (DOM) series. Contains Thor: the Dark World Spoilers. Over a year after the events concerning the Avengers and merely days after those in Iron Man 3, we find ourselves at the edge of terror as darkness threatens to take over the Nine Realms. And in the midst of it all we find Thor and his faithful companions as well as Jane trying to face the Dark Elves and fight for Asgard and the other Realms. Alexandria, however, finds herself in the middle of battle once more, this time at Mjolnir's/Rai's urging. Furthermore, Loki and Alexandria find themselves trying to combat both the evils they are being affronted with and the evils within, all in order to fix the issues among them. Will peace finally come to reign within the Nine Realms and the hearts of our protagonists?

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    8/?
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    Mickey, Ian, Mandy, Svetlana. Four people bound together, two by love, one by blood, and one by force.

    It's summer on the South Side, and with his bipolar disorder mostly stabilized, Ian and Mickey look forward to their future together. But happily ever after doesn't come so easily when there's a wife, baby, and sister with issues of her own to deal with. Add Ian's interfering family, and the looming threat of Terry's return, and the foursome have their hands full as they discover that love may not be enough after all...

    Post 4x12; speculative season 5. My first Shameless fanfic!

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    78,232
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    21/?
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    304
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    256
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    44
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    Levi is a 30 year old divorced Chef who works at his best friend's restaurant.
    An ex military Sergeant, Levi lives his life according to a strict routine. One day, his strict schedule is thrown off when a mysterious cat makes it's way into his apartment from the open Balcony. When Levi hears it's owner knocking on his door, he wasn't aware that his life would be turned upside down and all because of this boy standing in his doorway with the biggest, brightest green eyes he'd ever seen and his name is Eren Jaeger.

    The story in which Levi doesn't know he's gay and is in denial about it until a certain bright eyed boy moves in next door and steals his heart. The only problem is... he's got a boyfriend.

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    22/?
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    When Merlin gets a full scholarship to the University of Oxford, Merlin notices how different things are from his old school. While in English he notices a certain blonde having trouble with grammar, Merlin decides to help out.

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    As the galaxy picks up the pieces five years after the Reaper War, the only place that seems unchanged by the chaos is the crime-ridden space station Omega. Aria T'Loak, de facto ruler of Omega, continues to enforce her one rule with absolute authority: Don't fuck with Aria. Meanwhile, Solana Vakarian gets involved with the enigmatic Archangel, who has returned to Omega to break Aria's one rule--hard. As her bother tries to unravel the mystery behind Archangel's identity, she must decide whether to join in Archangel's increasingly drastic measures to free the station from its criminal roots--though she holds a dark secret of her own. . .

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    4/?
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    3
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    Sometimes, a home isn’t a house, or even a family. For some, home is a place where joy thrives, where you feel you truly belong. It’s a place where all loneliness ends, and a new life takes root. Sometimes, home is found in the heart of someone you love, and who loves you back.

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    3/?
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    40
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    6
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    Stiles's job at the Ministry had been more boring than he had anticipated (Muggle Liaison Officer had sounded cool on the pamphlet but in reality was a lot of Floo calls from panicky wizards who had jammed their wands in electrical sockets and slightly toasty Muggles listening shell shocked as they held their previously non-combustible children). The teaching gig was a good job in the interim while he waited for something more interesting to come up.

    Plus, there were certain perks to being a professor: private baths, an entire office that had been shielded from magic so he could have CoD tournaments with his OWL students, and, most importantly, soundproof bedrooms.

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    2/8
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    10
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