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    “Do you think T’Challa will let us get a puppy?” Steve asked from across the kitchen table. He had been scrolling through what seemed like an endless supply of dog pictures on his iPad for the better part of an hour now, and his eyes had widened to the size of moons.

    “He seems like more of a cat person,” Bucky replied.

    (Or: In which Bucky and Steve take advantage of T'Challa's gracious hospitality while T'Challa deals with Real Serious Issues.)

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    Since both his brother and Lestrade are too blind to see what's right in front of them, Sherlock supposes it's up to him to set them straight.
    Easier said than done.

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    Dani Ryan was your average, everyday woman. Except she wasn't, because she was a secret agent. Stationed at the new Avengers base, she had everything she ever wanted: guns, punching bags, more guns to shoot at punching bags. What she didn't want was an impossible mission. Unfortunately, that's exactly what Nick Fury handed her when he assigned her to her toughest job to date: protect Captain Steve Rogers on his quest to find the Winter Soldier. What curve balls would this mission throw at the duo, and which ones would they be helpless to avoid?

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    Yoongi loved the cold, Hoseok had the warmest of hearts.

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    A glimpse into the life of Evangeline, the Inquisitor; the Iron Bull, her husband; and Sulevin, their daughter. Floors are painted, asses are kicked, and the family that laughs together, stays together.

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    Everything is canon through Season 7 - yeah, even the bits you don't like.

    This is my attempt at wrapping up the Gallavich storyline in a Shameless fashion - something which may, or may not be attempted by the series going forward. It wouldn't necessarily be my choice for where the characters are, or how they got there, but I think there's still aspects to all of them that have yet to be explored.

    Consider this my fanfic cherry popping party!

    Part I - Complete!
    "Ian hasn’t brushed his teeth in more than two days. This would be upsetting for him at the best of times, but on the rare occasions that he’s missed a clean the intervening period doesn’t usually include taking meth and eating nothing but mustard and bologna sandwiches. To say that Ian’s breath is ripe would be an insult to durian fruits and Limburger cheeses the world over."

    Part II - In progress.
    "It’s a relief to crawl back under the covers because then he doesn’t have to think. And thinking makes him feel like he’s drowning in molasses, desperately trying to wade to a non-existent bubble of goo-free clarity."

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    'An extra-watery grave would be just as hydrometrically dense as a normal seawater grave, sir.'

    Simmons seeks help landing a human.

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    She ought to slap him away and tell him to kriff off. She ought to dig the point of her knife into that wide palm, just to teach him. She ought to go find some dark hole and wait until tomorrow, when her recruits would arrive.

    Jyn reached up and laid her palm across his. “Just for today,” she echoed, and her voice sounded strange in her own ears. Too high, too breathy, too…hopeful.

     

    In a slightly different universe, Jyn gets the chance to see the Holy City before the Empire strips it bare. As fate (or the Force) would have it, she won't see it alone.

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    During the Battle of the Citadel, decisions were made. The Destiny Ascension and the Council were sacrificed to kill the Sovereign Nazara. It was a hard decision. It was a military decision, a necessary decision.

    It was the decision that turned the galaxy against the Systems Alliance, triggering the Betrayal War. The Humans fought but against the entire Galaxy, they couldn't fight forever. And at the same time they knew what the Council denied. the Reapers were coming.

    When they came, as they inevitably would, the Humans called to them. The Reapers came to Earth and a deal was made.

    40 years later, the Council had best be wary, because it was time for the Harvest, and the Humans would lead the way.

    Story takes place over multiple Reaper cycles.

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    A series of drabbles inspired by a wonderful tumblr discussion thread called Tobirama-is-a-cat: discuss.

    Otherwise known as: how long will it take for "the favorite humans" (particularly a certain brother with a bowl cut) to realize that Tobirama is a cat in the disguise of a human.

    (Hint: Not for a long time.)

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    A series of short, unrelated one-shots inspired by the daily themes for Flufftober and Kinktober (not necessarily in order).

    Open to suggestions!

    #13 Kink, Body Swap - "Facsimile"

    Neither of them were certain how it had happened.

    A spell gone awry, an elixir that had been tampered with, divine intervention… perhaps it was simply rotten luck. It wouldn't be the first time on this trip something terribly unfortunate had befallen their small party. But every explanation seemed equally implausible and unlikely to Ignis, and as the week after it had happened wore on, he found himself growing more and more frustrated.

    Because why, in the name of the Six and Lucis and everything else that was good in this world, why had he woken up last Monday to find himself in trapped Gladio's body?

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    Jack and Ianto don't exactly start off on the right foot. It doesn't mean they can't be friends, right?

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    Regina has been keeping her "special" friendship with Maleficent a secret for weeks, until a certain sheriff comes to find out in the most unexpected way and it makes her question her own relationship with the mayor.

    Dragon Queen and Swan Queen tension. This was at first going to end with "Dragon Swan Queen" but I've decided to go DQ. That doesn't mean there might not be some DSQ fun.

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    Stakeouts always seem to make Hardy's companions philosophical, much to his annoyance. Only this time, he ends up involved in it.

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    Ella Enchanted AU. Frerard. Gerard’s life conforms around a curse that orders his obedience. He soon finds himself thrust into the position of protecting the Prince, a well-meaning man named Frank, who just so happens to be falling in love with Gerard.

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    Or-a musical-length filk based entirely on incredibly, incredibly bad ideas.

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    Yuu's break up with Akira just before graduation had been a messy one and, having feared commitment years after, he has refused to allow any man to get too close. But with their highschool reunion coming up and after lying about taking a nonexistent boyfriend with him to the event, Yuu ends up "renting" Takashima Kouyou to play the role, realizing the other might just be a little too charming for his own good.

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    Basically in this Tifa has a little surprise for halloween. A matching making service! Yep, you heard right. Tifa has put together a little plan to help her shy cousin and friend cloud strife to finally get together with his undying crush who happens to be an infamous Turk's sweet yet highly playfully younger sister who has a knack for mischief. And unfortunately is shy around cloud to say anything right. So exactly what could go wrong? Well let's just say things don't go exactly according to plan especially when alcohol gets involved. Along with a special surprise waiting for the group. A drunken werewolf. Yep things definitely are getting hairy. Quite literally. So can cloud finally confess his love to someone that is hard to get a hold of? Or will this halloween treat be to much to bear? Find in this wacky story below!
    And see y'all in the afterlife!
    JK!
    But seriously never go anywhere with a werewolf.
    You never know what mind up going missing. Or what will show up..

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    After seducing Quatre, the other four ex-pilots brave the uncharted waters of their new abilities and learn to cope with the unintentional gifts they were given. But as always, power requires responsibility and the humbling acknowledgement of humanity's weaknesses. The struggle to stay true to themselves becomes a dangerous and terrifying endeavor as they skirt the boundary where conscience bleeds into chaos and the dark abyss of temptation.

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    12/?
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    When you move to Korea to start fresh, you never expected to be kidnapped...

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