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    Yuri balks. He is on his way to giving himself permanent wrinkles, what with the sort of faces he’s pulling. “Nikiforov, I’m seven-flippin’-teen. I don’t need a fucking babysitter.”

    “Oh. Yes, well— Maybe ‘babysitter’ is the wrong word,” Viktor agrees, thoughtfully tapping his bottom lip. He mulls, “Vocabulary is hard. So hard. I mean, difficult. Let’s try again. Phichit is here to… Tend to you? Distract you? Get you out and to entertain you? I don’t know, how would you phrase it, Phichit?”

    “I’m here because Mister Ice Daddy needs it rough up the ass in the worst freakin’ way, but my bff5eva is worried about what a certain underage skating protégé might hear with his virgin ears,” Phichit salutes, simpering.

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    Friend or foe? Packmate or werewolf? Safety and security or excitement and danger?...Good or evil?

    Unfortunately, not all choices are black and white, and sometimes heroes and monsters lurk where they don't belong.

    As supernatural forces loom large and threaten to destroy his pack, Isaac has a choice to make: Stiles or Ethan?

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    Isaac/Ethan & Isaac/Stiles love triangle with friendship, family, and pack feels thrown in. Both romances are slow burn, but there is smut and eroticism in the early chapters. Told in 3rd person from Isaac's POV. Story takes place after 3A and before 3B and diverges completely. 3B won't be happening.
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    *Snippet of Ch 28 - Reasons*

    “Hey,” Ethan said, a smile in his voice as his thumb brushed against Isaac’s shoulder.

    “Hey,” Isaac murmured back, rolling onto his side and cuddling closer.

    A tiny voice in the back of Isaac’s head protested that he wasn’t supposed to snuggle with Ethan, but he silenced it, refusing to think beyond the fact that being with Ethan felt good and that his skin was tingling for even more contact. Waking up with Ethan was the best Isaac had felt since...well since waking up with Stiles.

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    30/?
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    24
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    [Desolate: abandoned; lonely; solitary; a state of complete emptiness or destruction.]

    Kara is a senior in high school just shy of seventeen when a student transfers, who is immediately the center of attention. Her surname is especially notorious, but no one knew that the Luthors had a daughter. She is silent, keeps to herself, and others avoid her presence. It seems as if she prefers it that way, but they cannot help but be drawn to one another.

    High school to present timeline A.U.

    (Updated 6:00 P.M. mountain standard time daily until chapter fourteen hits.)

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    9/?
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    Ethan Winters recounts his life through an old journal he used to write in. "Once my wife I moved to Dulvey, Louisiana, everything changed. Mia adopts this little girl named Eveline from The Bakers and we become a 'family,' but something isn't right. I'm starting to see and hear things, Mia is hiding something from me, and Eveline's obsessive attachment may be the death of us..."

    (Just another Resident Evil fanfic I've been working on.)

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    5/?
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    Cullen and Rose Trevelyan find they can restrain themselves no longer in the most unusual of places. I don't normally write this way, but this is a "Bad Smut Contest" entry.

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    In a dwindling post-war society, pureblood prisoners are being released into the care of Death Eaters for "rehabilitation." And because life is quite unfair, Draco Malfoy has been entrusted with one very angry, very vengeful Ginny Weasley.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    1
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    "The weirdos in that coffee shop are always dancing, or playing 'strip Clue,' whatever that is. Once there were sock puppets, and, I'm not kidding, a cookie trebuchet."

    "Eyeliner?"

    "Really, Dean? That's all you got out of all of that. That there's maybe a bangable emo guy over there?"

    Dean shrugged and took another too-large bite of his sandwich. He'd been a detective with the Phoenix PD Violent Crimes bureau for three years, and he'd see a lot stranger things than sock puppets, old ladies, and strip Clue.

    ***

    Charlie and Castiel own a coffee shop. Kevin, former grad student, is their assistant manager. Dean likes the coffee geeks. Sam owns a neighboring sandwich shop and dislikes the coffee geeks. A passive-aggressive businesses war ensues. Various coffee shop regulars add color commentary. A series of too-close-for-comfort crimes rattle local business owners and get the gossip flowing. Dean investigates, with help from the coffee geeks, and falls for a blue-eyed barista. Tune in for the flirting, dark humor, caffeine, sexy geeks, eventual smut, and some decent Mexican food. Not necessarily in that order.

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    5
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    In which Yuuri frequently turns into a dragon to escape his emotional problems, makes his comeback on the International Quidditch Team, and develops an increasingly worrying habit of stealing Victor's clothes.

    Or: Yuuri collects Victor.

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    1/?
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    11
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    105
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    If they got far enough along, John knew he would stop noticing the steady clanking thump of the washer, but so far he'd been unable to keep himself from being distracted.

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    Whatever, Danny never really considered this relationship to be conventional.

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    ***Content rating changed***
    Random moments between Isak and Even, as well as Isak and Even interacting with friends. Right now, these are all post season 3, but I may go back and fill in some blanks during season 3. We'll see. Originally posted to my Tumblr @xionin

    This work of fiction is for entertainment purposes only. These characters belong to NRK, Julie Andem, and the show's rights holders. I claim no ownership, I just want to show them a little love.

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    27/?
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    A Mystic Messenger AU where Lana Vega, a traveling photographer, ends up downloading a video game app called Dungeon Rush. However after setting everything up, her app glitches and lands her onto a private chatroom app called Boss Rush instead. Lana ends up meeting a colorful cast of people a week before she moves to Japan.

    One-Shot.

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    A work in progress featuring the continuing romance of Benedict Cumberbatch and Anna Eberhardt(OC) from "Dance Me Into Love".

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    12
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    24
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    1
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    A Jedediah Shine story. Part II of "Josephine." Jedediah Shine is unceremoniously transferred to Belfast, Ireland to take a position with the Royal Irish Constabulary. He takes along a woman named Josephine Buxton, a woman with a past that crossed with his own when he was a young Constable. Life with Jedediah Shine is relatively happy and stable for a time, but everything is challenged as the true severity of his head injury at the hands of Sergeant Bennett Drake begins to reveal itself in dark and frightening ways, while her own secret threatens to destroy the delicate balance she worked so hard to create.

    This story begins at the end of Season 2 and leads up to Season 5.

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    11/?
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    “Following me into retirement is not the same thing as keeping me from retiring. You know that, right?”

    Steve was more serious about the whole "together" thing than Danny realized.

    (Set immediately after ep. 7X18)

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    Comments:
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    Louis just wants to buy gift cards without worrying about curly haired pretty boys.
    Or eyeliner.

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    A series of short, silly phone drabbles written over a year ago. All I wanted to write was Starscream getting fragged by a constantly horny Megatron.

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    Debido a una amenaza intergalactica, Tony y Steve tienen que dejar a Peter, su amado hijo adolescente, para prevenir repercusiones en contra de este, piden a Bucky, el llamado soldado del invierno, que lo cuide, que sea el guardaespaldas de Spiderman.

    Pero al llegar, lo que Bucky encuentra, es un chico fuerte, dulce, lindo, y con un corazón roto.

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    Español
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    1/?
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    Yoongi has always been okay with sharing his things, he never had an issue with sharing clothes with his members, and he loves to share his room with Seokjin, but sharing his body? Well, that's a bit...

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    1/?
    Comments:
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    43
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    5
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    342
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    This fanfic is set during the second half of Stardust Crusaders, and starts around the "Egypt Arc" of the anime.

    Some things may happen a bit differently.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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