1 - 20 of 228461 Bookmarks in Humor
Pages Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Every day for the past two weeks I’ve been to the local public lake for a morning swim. The lake is not really anything special, though it is nice. No, the reason for my sudden interest in sports of the aquatic kind, is the fucking gorgeous lifeguard. If the tittering, lovesick girls are to be believed, his name is Derek.
Bookmarked by Vailen
26 May 2013
-
Summary
Short stories from the Toasterverse, because the author gets panicky writing long form stories built around plot and has to finish something in order to function.
Phil has problems with these people. So does the Author.
- Words:
- 106,519
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 831
Bookmarked by Lymmel
25 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning.
A novel-length continuation of the 2009 movie told in four parts. Cross-posted from FFN.
Bookmarked by blue_wo1f
26 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
From this kink meme prompt: Female Dwarves, being rather manly looking, don't have a lot going on in the chest area. There is enough there to nurse a child, but it's more flat muscle than bulging fat.
Which is why Bilba's ample bosom is so distracting to the Dwarves. It's like being given a triple chocolate cake when you're used to eating apples for dessert - it's just too amazing to handle.
Bonus points: One of the Dwarves gets to touch her boobs (after asking of course) and comes immediately.
-
Tags
Summary
5 Times Nurse Chapel thought it was just sex between Captain Kirk and Dr. McCoy, and the one time she realized it was actually love.
Series
- Part 1 of Unintentional Observer
Bookmarked by IsleofSkye22
26 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
Without Gabriel, the world needs a Trickster. Dean is offered the job.
Bookmarked by MunchkinRose
26 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
A Thief and a Knight from the glittering city of Prospit fall in love with the royal siblings. When Princess Jade decrees that she will marry the man who brings her the finest treasure, the two undergo a quest together to win their affections. Meanwhile, an agent of Derse infiltrates the golden city in order to spark a war between their two nations. As the situation back home grows more serious, our heroes will need to step their game up if they want to find the Ultimate Reward before their city is crushed beneath Jack's boot-heel.
Bookmarked by spider8rushyourteeth
25 May 2013
-
Incursion by scrtkpr
Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, New Avengers (Comics), Avengers (Comics)
21 May 2013
Tags
Summary
When Steve and Tony are taken down in the heart of Avengers Tower by alternate versions of themselves, their counterparts reveal a threat to both the foundations of the multiverse and to the foundations of Steve and Tony's friendship.
Bookmarked by CaptainSparklefists
25 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
Arthur is good at what he does. He's just not so good with everything else.
Bookmarked by pagination
25 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
From this kink meme prompt: Female Dwarves, being rather manly looking, don't have a lot going on in the chest area. There is enough there to nurse a child, but it's more flat muscle than bulging fat.
Which is why Bilba's ample bosom is so distracting to the Dwarves. It's like being given a triple chocolate cake when you're used to eating apples for dessert - it's just too amazing to handle.
Bonus points: One of the Dwarves gets to touch her boobs (after asking of course) and comes immediately.
Bookmarked by kotngotn
26 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
En uno de los paseos por el bosque de Mr. Gold en su ajustado traje negro, con mandil y pala en mano; un ángel le cae del cielo, desnudo y con dos enormes alas blancas. Gold le presta el saco y ofrece llevarla al hospital. La pequeña le dice que no es necesario y le declara su amor, pues ha venido desde el cielo con la sola misión de salvar su alma. Incrédulo, la lleva a casa por curiosidad.
Bookmarked by UshioAmamiya
26 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
In a world where Arthur and Merlin never went to Ealdor, Merlin is home visiting his mum. People soon are getting annoyed about all his talk about this Arthur chap, they don't believe for a second that Merlin of all people could be close to the king. Until the king pays a visit.
Written for prompt #87 at Merlin Muses Prompt Fest
Bookmarked by impalafortrenchcoats
26 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
Jim deals with the aftermath of Star Trek: Into Darkness—not very well, unfortunately. Bones is worried. Meanwhile, Spock keeps making appearances in Jim's dreams, which really isn't as fun as it sounds.
Bookmarked by angelmaple
26 May 2013
Bookmarker's Notes
Dealing with the aftermath of STID wonderfully.
-
Tags
Summary
Sherlock discovers his sexuality – with far-reaching consequences for John.
"John, I would be grateful if you would stop staring at my penis," Sherlock remarked into the gaping silence, without removing his empty gaze from the window.
The doctor, caught out, couldn't do anything other than swallow, loudly and with difficulty. "Believe me... you couldn't be any more grateful than me."
Bookmarked by SerendipityDreamer
26 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
AU. Alphas are like royalty and are offered their choice of any age eighteen-and-up virgin Omega for each year's heat season, as a 'thank-you' to all they've done for their compounds throughout the year. Derek is an Alpha and...yeah, Stiles. Stiles is an Omega. And still a virgin. In every way. And he's just turned eighteen. This...is not his day.
Bookmarked by dreamlesswanderlust
26 May 2013
-
Five Recreational Activities Strictly Forbidden in Shiba House by Mara
Power Rangers Samurai
25 May 2013
Tags
Summary
What it says on the tin, obviously.
Bookmarked by SerenityHarkness
26 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
"Mother of Jesus, why are we having this conversation."
Bookmarked by someblazingstar
25 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
“We have received confirmation that there is a hostage situation in progress at a warehouse compound two hours out of Los Angeles, following a multiple-vehicle pileup on Highway 101 this morning...”
The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal) adulthood and, along the way, become a bit of a badass himself.
Bookmarked by werewolfhugs
26 May 2013
-
This Is Not a Nature Special (but the Nature's Special) by amusewithaview
Thor (2011), The Avengers (2012)
19 Jun 2012
Tags
Summary
“So, physics,” Darcy says when they leave the office.
“New Mexico,” Mel counters, equally dubious.
“Scientists,” she shudders.
Mel shrugs, a gesture that sits oddly on her heavy shoulders, “Can't be worse than theater majors.”
Bookmarked by Meredydd_Ross
26 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
"I'm a human being with the brain of a Time Lord and he's a Time Lord trapped in a human body. Which isn't nearly as kinky as it sounds."
Bookmarked by xeduo
26 May 2013