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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    “My name is Pepper Potts and I am calling to hire you as a bodyguard on behalf of Tony Stark.”

    Bucky laughs and hangs up.

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    23 Aug 2017

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Centuries after that fatal day of the battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter has fallen into legend, a bedtime story parents tell their children, a name whispered around campfires. He wanders the world alone and immortal, until one single reckless moment sends him hurtling into a parallel dimension of heroes and villains. A new enemy arises from an ancient power, and Harry must take a stand as the last wizard to protect this new world. If only SHIELD would stop trying to track him down...and someone could explain what the hell was an 'Avenger' was supposed to be. Honestly, muggles...

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    23 Aug 2017

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    The football team seems to be conflicted between describing Kuroko as ‘the cutest little thing *insert heart eyes here*’ and ‘hot as fuck twink omega *insert inappropriate boner here*.’
     


    Aomine is just very, very, extremely uncomfortable seeing alphas jerk off in the shower rooms to the thought of his best friend’s mouth around their dicks.

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    23 Aug 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Omega!Eggsy goes into heat, but isn't together with Alpha!Harry (yet) 'cause reasons - so the only person he can trust at the moment to help with his heat is his best mate Roxy, even though she's a Beta.

    Good thing Roxy is awesome.

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    23 Aug 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

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    23 Aug 2017

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    Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.

    Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.

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    23 Aug 2017

  7. Public Bookmark 49

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    You can never be too sure of what teenagers do on dates these days. Good thing Tony is excellent at being stealthy.

    (He's NOT overprotective. He's not.)

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    23 Aug 2017

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    It’s Phichit’s fault.
    It’s always Phichit’s fault.

    (Or: A friendship told through three hamsters, a rice cooker, and the resurrected trade-and-barter system.)

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    23 Aug 2017

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    GOOD!!!!! wholesome content!!!!!

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    It’s not that Arthur Pendragon can’t get girls to fall for him; it’s just that he can’t seem to keep them around. Relationships and Arthur aren't on the same page at all, really, but one day there's Merlin on a bus and then it's different.

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    23 Aug 2017

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    Help! I’ve fallen into a pile of Spideypool trash and I can’t get up.

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    23 Aug 2017

  11. Public Bookmark 5

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    Collection of fics for Batfam Week 2017

    Day 1: Family - It takes One
    Day 2: Shenanigans - Hard-Knocks
    Day 3: Wayne Gala - Party Up
    Day 4: Hurt/Comfort - Drafts
    Day 5: Legacy - Legacy
    Day 6: Paparazzi - #Highlights & Entertainment News [unrelated]
    Day 7: Father's Day - Third Sunday of June

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    23 Aug 2017

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    Pidge is still close —closer than is entirely comfortable if he has to be honest— giving him an evaluating glance. Lance doesn’t really know where to look, other than up her nose— but that grows old pretty fast. So he looks at himself in the reflection of her glasses. And squints.

    He touches his own face for the first time since waking up— and feels the roughness of his chin.

    “I have stubble,” he says, and the words are as alarmed as they can be even though they still sound slightly slurred, slightly off.

    Pidge blinks a couple of times at him, and finally retracts into a more comfortable distance.

    “Well, yeah,” she says. “You are like, what? 22? 23 in a couple of months?”

    “I’m feeling— I’m feeling a little queasy,” he says then, with bright spots of color dancing in front of his eyes as he thinks 22.

    Suddenly, a bucket gets shoved against his face. He takes hold of it with clammy fingers and he leans on his side so he can... use it. Thoroughly.

    “I’m having Garrison flashbacks,” he hears Pidge say.
     

    (Or: Lance is stung by an alien bug, loses his memories temporarily and makes assumptions about his and Keith's relationship. Also, Pidge cheats at Uno.)

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    23 Aug 2017

  13. Public Bookmark 19

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    "...Please tell me that's not a bottle of lube."

    "This is a bottle of lube," Victor helpfully said.

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    Otabek is coming for a visit, and someone needs to have a talk with Yuri.

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    23 Aug 2017

  14. Public Bookmark 21

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    Arthur couldn't put his finger on it but there was something about Gwaine's new squire...something familiar.

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    23 Aug 2017

  15. Public Bookmark 22

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    (10:16pm) me: au where one gtes drunk and starts screaming shoutout to my ex lyrics except its the wrong door

    (10:16pm) me: nd they open the door nd theyre like hey great song but its 3am also i dont know u

    (10:17pm) katherine: UR AUSARE ON FIRE

    (10:17pm) katherine: THATS SI FUNBY

    aka an au where namjoon gets absolutely smashed and starts screeching little mix lyrics at his ex's door except it turns out to be someone very different indeed.

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    23 Aug 2017

  16. Public Bookmark 8

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    After losing a bet, Victor is not allowed to ask anyone out on a date for a whole month. Meeting Yuuri Katsuki shortly afterwards definitely isn't going to make matters any easier...

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    23 Aug 2017

  17. Public Bookmark 7

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    Clarke Griffin ditches a day of classes so she can pick wildflowers and lie in the field, feeling the sun warm her skin after a long, miserable winter inside. She loves the spring, maybe even more than she loves the summer.
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    Bellamy Blake is twenty-five—or, he guesses that’s about how old he is now.

     

    Unlike most twenty-five year olds, though, Bellamy has never felt the warm spring air. He’s never gotten chapped lips from winter winds, nor has he felt the crunch of leaves under the soles of his sneakers.

    Bellamy Blake is the Lord of the Underworld.

    Well, sort of.

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    (AU in which Bellamy is the surrogate lord of the Underworld, Clarke is his pseudo-Persephone, and Octavia gets her kicks playing matchmaker and sassing the hell out of everyone.)

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    Chapters:
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    23 Aug 2017

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    "In Freudian psychology, displacement (German Verschiebung, 'shift' or 'move') is an unconscious defense mechanism whereby the mind redirects effects from an object felt to be dangerous or unacceptable to an object felt to be safe or acceptable."

    Or, the one in which God prevents Castiel from turning into the Leviathan by turning him into a chick.

    Temporarily.

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    23 Aug 2017

  19. Public Bookmark 56

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    It's December when Dean gets the bad news, January when Dean's life gets turned upside down, February 13th when it all falls apart.

    Or, the one where Dean writes for a pretentious music magazine, Castiel works for the publishing company that takes it over, and they fight, fall in love, break each others hearts, make up, and make love, in that order.

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    55
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    23 Aug 2017

  20. Rec 28

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    In a world where your temperature rises the closer you are to your soulmate, Min Yoongi- genius producer is stuck working on deadlines just before his anniversary with Jeon Jungkook.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    164
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    28
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