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    Dave Strider is getting married, and before he's officially tied down, John wants him to have the best night of his life. So he, Gamzee, Eridan, Dirk and Sollux take him on a trip to Las Vegas; casinos, drinks, and hot babes, what could go wrong? Apparently a lot.

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    Eridan Ampora enlisted in the United States Army, something his whole family, save for his older brother, Cronus, has done for years.
    Sollux Captor is a nobody in a small town. His older brother, Mituna, is a disabled veteran.
    Karkat Vantas is an asshole who decides to play matchmaker with a soldier and a brother of a veteran.
    Will things end out nicely for Eridan and Sollux? Or will war tear them apart?

    UNFINISHED AND DISCONTINUED. I WILL LEAVE A LINK TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED VERSION

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    This is the story of how Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas lived their own lopsided version of the American Dream, as told by a very, very old Dave Strider, to his grandson, Dirk.

    ((This began as a role inversion of my fic, Skid Marks, turned into some sort of strange science fiction dystopia for a few hours, and then ended up being this after about a week. I'm really not sure how it happened, but I hope you enjoy it.))

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    8/?
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    Karkat looked up at the orange and pink sky, it was actually quite beautiful if you thought about it. But it was turning brighter as he laid there with an aviator wearing eyesore. An eyesore he apparently can't scratch the mucus out of.

    "Dave?"

    "Yeah, what's up?"

    "Do you think I'll just run into you one day, or even meet you when we go back?"

    "I don't fucking know, Kat, maybe if you come up with some overzealous plan to try and get this ass ."

    Karkat snorted and rolled onto his side to face Dave.
    ______________________________

    Karkat Vantas can't remember a thing when we wakes up from his dreams. It's either always garbled up junk, or nothing at all. And he always feels something empty when he wakes up, something important and dear to him.

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    Dave Strider is an artist.
    Karkat Vantas is a writer.
    After Karkat hires Dave to create art for a story he's writing, all shit goes to hell.

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    5/?
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    One late night, long after distance had grown between the two, Dirk Strider shows up on Jake English's doorstep. Dirk is frantic, and something is up. He came, alone and desperate, and begged Jake to let him stay there. Will they rekindle old friendships, or will they perhaps become something more yet again? They discuss the past, but something big is staring Jake in the face: he doesn't know what exactly Dirk is hiding from.

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    4/?
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    You had made peace with the fact that your curiosity would get you into trouble long ago: you just hadn’t. Quite. Anticipated this.

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    Congratulations, Cronus Ampora! You're dying! Now, you have two options. Either kick back and enjoy it and maybe wait for one of those Last Wish things to come through for you, or you can kidnap your hospital roommate and have the adventure of your life and possibly save the universe. Possibly.

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    39/?
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    John Egbert is the last Dragonborn and may or may not be in over his head. Karkat saves him once and winds up along for the ride. Together they fight crime- er - wander Skyrim in search of adventure. Come join the party for a romantic epic fantasy adventure full of fun and silliness. With a little bit of seriousness and occasional smut, but mostly fun and silliness.

    Exactly what it says on the tin. An updated and semi-novelized version of the askskyrimjohnkat blog on tumblr.

    I may add more tags as they become relevant. Full list of pairings in the opening notes in order to not clog up searches (will be edited as they appear).

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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    25
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    This is it.They made it together.Like a family.Even with all the problems in life,they stayed together and got past them.But what they don't know,is that the worst has yet to come.

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    1/?
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    College is a difficult transition for almost all of us. Growing up, dealing with life's everyday challenges, pulling all-nighters, and in Tavros and Gamzee's cases, pining for your roommate. This is a story about growth and change and hardships and good times and hoping that in the end, things turn out alright.

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    6/?
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. You don't ask for much. You work for Angela, even though she's terrible, and you play shogi with Mrs. Nomura, even though you're terrible, and when it comes right down to it, sometimes you beat the shit out of people, who are (without fail) terrible.

    Child-beaters, would-be rapists, crooked cops. If you take a little more satisfaction in it than is strictly heroic, that's on you. You're not cut out for the Skaia City Sentinel thing personality wise and you don't have the schedule flexibility for it either.

    Just hope you don't run into a supervillain, of course.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you have THE WORST JOB. You would’ve quit by now, if not for...him. You have to stay. You’re kinda obligated to.

    (In which Karkat is a radio intern, and sees a suicidal boy across the rooftop)

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    3/?
    Comments:
    15
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    Your name is Calliope, and today is your first day of seventh grade, and your first day back at a real school since your accident. You are... justifiably nervous. So nervous that you're still halfway considering being homeschooled for the rest of your life. However, you still have the same friends you've had since you were a small child, and most of them go to school with you. They are all, in their own way, willing and ready to protect you.

    And there's one more friend who may want to do something a little more than that? Perhaps? You smile when you think about her, but not too broadly. You're having sinful thoughts, and you're not sure how to feel about them.

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    Asking for help from the local witches seems laughable at first, but anything is plausible if you let enough time pass.

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    Seemingly random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    21/21
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    Gamzee Makara had always idolized the Batman, until the day he learned he'd never been supposed to. That wasn't the sort of hand life had dealt him, you know? Somehow, he'd come up with a hand full of Joker cards.

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    Lord What Fools These Mortals Undergrads Be
    ~Kanaya Maryam, probably

    Feferi is expecting to attend her sister's wedding with her girlfriend Aradia, but Meenah and Feferi's mother has other ideas, expecting Feferi to take "the nice, young Ampora boy." Can Feferi escape her mother's attempt to set her up with one of her best friends? Is she really comfortable with dating someone who is openly polyamorous? And can she juggle all of this and get Dave Strider's train wreck of a play ready in time for opening night?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
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    6
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    22
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    186
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    A series of Humanstuck! Tavros x Reader oneshots

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    1/?
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    It's not every day your mother reveals that you have two new brothers that you never knew about coming to take permanent residence with you, with little to no pre-warning, might you add; not every day that they turn out to be the most complexly-wired beings this side of a molecular knot and not every day that the four of you find traces of an inky beast lurking around the surrounding woods of your home. To top it all off, knowing your mother, she won't, in the simplest of terms, do jack shit to solve any of these problems.

    You four have your work cut out for you.

    A story about familial bonds and how they're put to the test over the course of three or so years (featuring a monster mystery to keep things interesting).

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    English
    Words:
    13,880
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    17
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    9
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