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    Step back, step forward, lunge,
    Dave was used to these moves. He had been practicing them practically all his live. He wasn't exactly prepared when falling in love was added to the mix.
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    A strife with Bro went south, in the most unbelievable way possible. Now Dave is stuck in a hospital, crazily yelling about the monsters that put him there. Why won't anyone believe him? Why won't they let him leave? Why is the boy in his ward so fucking cute??

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    For once, Dave is having a pretty good night. Alternatively, Karkat is not.

    Directly fallows Not Listening.

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    Kanaya's only going to the observatory because she doesn't like changing plans, but maybe she'll find something there to enjoy.

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    Sick of all her furrends fighting, or purrhaps to relieve their stress, Nepeta sets up a huge roleplay memo.
    It doesn't end well

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    They both thought their times at Hogwarts would be relatively normal: make friends, learn magic, and later on, graduate and get jobs in the wizarding world. But Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider never expected to be part of something bigger.

    In their first year alone, what sort of challenges will these two face to not only bring them closer together, but bring them one step closer to saving the wizarding world- even the muggle world- as we know it? And what do their eyes have to do with it?

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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

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    In which John Egbert, along with his moirail Rose Lalonde, and his close pals Dave Strider and Jade Harley live a peaceful life on Alternia after the end of the game that tormented them for years, Sgrub.

    Well, minus the peaceful part, of course. What, with all of the humans roaming around, with their hives that they refer to as "houses," John being flushed for both a human and a troll at the same time, Jade getting her matesprit Rose into all kinds of hijinks, Karkat and Dave carrying through a kismesisissitude that is certain to become dangerous after some time without an auspistice to stop it from that, three humans being red for John all at once, and all of the humans and trolls basically being an absolute group of terrors when they're mixed together.

    Otherwise, it's quite peaceful.

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    You rather like having an empty lot next to your store, there's less people and less of a chance of the display stands being knocked over, more space for you to park your car in front of your store if you need to, less reason for you to be civil on the streets. All those good things.
    And then Anna tells you that there's a tattoo parlour going in next to your store.
    Great.

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    After earning his Master's degree in education, Karkat can't find a teaching job, so Kanaya gets him a job as a toddler teacher at a daycare, much to his chagrin. Dirk is his quietest and most behaved student; in fact, Karkat has never heard him speak, and he's curious. What kind of person could raise such a child? And just how long will Karkat's patience last in a room full of two year olds?

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    The world as we know it is dead, but we aren't alone.

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    Basically its about acceptance and shit

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    Every Monday morning before work Eridan stops by a local flower shop for a bouquet of flowers to dress up his lifeless office. On one particular Monday morning his simple routine is thrown out of whack when the shop owner who knows Eridan's usual order is absent and his unprofessional son is there in his place. Eridan soon realizes that he does not have the patience required to put up with this Sollux kid even if he is kind of attractive.

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    Your name is Mituna Captor, and you should not be trusted to care for a cactus, let alone a kid your brother's age. Your name is Porrim Maryam and you have trouble finding the time or drive to eat and carry 20 credit hours, let alone keep an eye on a minor. Your name is Kurloz Makara, and you have several misdeeds to atone for. Perhaps this can be step one.

    Your name is Calliope Calver, Callie to your friends, and after yet another busted lip, after one jeer too many, you decide, halfway through your second year of high school, to run away from home. Your friend Kanaya finds you a place to stay - her sister's apartment, actually - until you can find other arrangements.

    Prompt based drabbles, in no real chronological order.

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    College is well known to make memories for life, both good and bad ones. But maybe... you'll end up with more bad ones.

    Four friends are finally beginning their first year at college together. Time and future is looking bright for them and this might just be the best years of their life. Yet future might not always keep happy surprises for you. Just around the next corner is a world filled with drugs, abuse, bulling and heartbreaking. While misunderstanding, manipulation and the urge to protect your friends, there have to be time for keeping up the studies as well.

    John thought that this was going to be a great time, seeing his friends again and maybe figure out plans for the future. He also doesn’t want to tell his father about the problems in this new world. After all... they're all young adults and this is the way life is... Right?

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    Kanaya is less calm than she seems. Eridan's gone over his head. And Sollux might not hate someone as much as he seems to.

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    a remix of AradialSymmetry's "Crocker-Pyrope Investigative Services, LLC" set in a Noir Alternate Univers, compounded further by making everyone human. Even the scalemates.

    Jane Crocker's bakery has been subjected to thefts. Unable to find the responsible parties, she reaches out to Private Investigator Terezi Pyrope. Together they track down the responsible person(s), and see justice done.

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    TG: lmao

    TG: THE BITCH IS BACK!!

    ( Or: Roxy Lalonde, undead music legend, wants Dave Strider to make things right. And by that, she means arrest the fuck out of the asshole who murdered her forty years ago. )

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    Alternately titled "dearest darling rosie"

    rose & co. have issues

    [some basic character study through a humanstuck AU, will tag as i go]

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    Nepeta didn't want to know who her father was. She leaves her mother's party to seek comfort in her best friend.

    Directly fallows Not Listening

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