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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you have THE WORST JOB. You would’ve quit by now, if not for...him. You have to stay. You’re kinda obligated to.

    (In which Karkat is a radio intern, and sees a suicidal boy across the rooftop)

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    Your name is Calliope, and today is your first day of seventh grade, and your first day back at a real school since your accident. You are... justifiably nervous. So nervous that you're still halfway considering being homeschooled for the rest of your life. However, you still have the same friends you've had since you were a small child, and most of them go to school with you. They are all, in their own way, willing and ready to protect you.

    And there's one more friend who may want to do something a little more than that? Perhaps? You smile when you think about her, but not too broadly. You're having sinful thoughts, and you're not sure how to feel about them.

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    Asking for help from the local witches seems laughable at first, but anything is plausible if you let enough time pass.

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    Seemingly random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    Gamzee Makara had always idolized the Batman, until the day he learned he'd never been supposed to. That wasn't the sort of hand life had dealt him, you know? Somehow, he'd come up with a hand full of Joker cards.

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    Lord What Fools These Mortals Undergrads Be
    ~Kanaya Maryam, probably

    Feferi is expecting to attend her sister's wedding with her girlfriend Aradia, but Meenah and Feferi's mother has other ideas, expecting Feferi to take "the nice, young Ampora boy." Can Feferi escape her mother's attempt to set her up with one of her best friends? Is she really comfortable with dating someone who is openly polyamorous? And can she juggle all of this and get Dave Strider's train wreck of a play ready in time for opening night?

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    A series of Humanstuck! Tavros x Reader oneshots

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    1/?
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    It's not every day your mother reveals that you have two new brothers that you never knew about coming to take permanent residence with you, with little to no pre-warning, might you add; not every day that they turn out to be the most complexly-wired beings this side of a molecular knot and not every day that the four of you find traces of an inky beast lurking around the surrounding woods of your home. To top it all off, knowing your mother, she won't, in the simplest of terms, do jack shit to solve any of these problems.

    You four have your work cut out for you.

    A story about familial bonds and how they're put to the test over the course of three or so years (featuring a monster mystery to keep things interesting).

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    4/?
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    Rose accidentally gets pregnant...WITH JOHNS CHILD???!!! Then a few years later John meets Karkat and they fall in love. There's memes, really gay Karkat, and beautiful Johnkat.

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    5/?
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    "Haha think Overwatch-esque AU where it's the future and there's a lot of colorful gadgets and robots and people with a bunch of tech and abilities these guys all used to be part of Overwatch and the for of them have some weird intertwining history with each other.
    Or if you don't know overwatch think colorful sci fi
    Maybe that they used to be tight but a buncha shit hit the fan and oh no!
    Like think wild n zany! Totally out there character backstories! Rivalries and grudging respect! Old sad memories! Angst! And continuing romances?!"

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    this was based off of a tumblr post that i read, enjoyed, and decided "let's clear this writer's block"

    also known as: what the fuck why are you at pizza hut

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    chapter 1: "accidentally broke into your house because I was drunk" AU
    John Egbert makes bad decisions when he gets drunk. He gets turned around trying to drunkenly walk home alone and accidentally breaks into the home of one Dave Strider instead. Dave, surprisingly, does NOT call the police on the drunk man trying to sleep on his couch.

    chapter 2: "holy shit I'm in the wrong car" AU
    After their first odd meeting, John and Dave meet up again when Dave's car gets towed and he mistakes John's car for his own, accidentally attempting to steal said car with John sleeping in the back. John thinks it's probably fate and also definitely karma.

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    In which three movies, two accidents, and a brief stint in hermitry end up rather nicely for everyone involved.

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    Your name is John Egbert and today is one of the worst days of your life.
    “I am so, so proud of you, Son”. Every single time he left the house or did anything really, he would repeat that one sentence. It’s weird how one mundane sentence would be the last you ever heard from him. After the call, you didn’t know what to do. In that one instant, all you could do was blame yourself, even though you knew it could never be your fault.

     

    (If we don't update for a little while, don't worry we're not dead we're just lazy af and hugeee procrastinators ;P)

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    Years ago, the Midnight Crew were the terror of the Eastern Seaboard. It wasn't an easy life, being English's archenemies, with all the other gangs on their asses half the time and the Feds the other half, but Droog wouldn't have traded it for anything in the god damn world.

    Then they got old, and they had kids relying on them.

    Nowadays things are pretty quiet, most of the time. English has been dead for years, the Felt cut down in the last gang war, all but the ones who were civilized enough to make a peace with. Crime made them rich enough to live out their days, and they've squirreled themselves and their money and their kids away in Middle America where the Feds will never find them. Not that easy, of course. A life of crime and violence doesn't really prepare you for raising kids, or for how exactly to deal with people who don't think you deserve to exist when you can't hit back without drawing attention to yourselves.

    But all things considered, it's a pretty good life.

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    "It seems that the spite dispenser has stopped working."
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    A story in which Erisol is a prick and Aradia is a rebel that manages to summon a demon.

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    The window is pushed up higher and clicks into place and doesn't fall when you let go. Now, you perch on the windowsill like a bird and smile as you jump from your spot, you fall for a split second before you take off and soar through the sky. You grin as you spin around and then go up into the dark clouds, you feel the moisture slowly soaking you like a cold shower and it feels amazing. The wind was just right so it wasn't shoving your hair all over the place. It was peaceful. Looking down you could see the city as its lit up by lights from signs and buildings, it was just as beautiful was if you were sitting on your roof gazing at the stars. Your grin doesn't break for one second, this was probably one of the best things that has ever happened to you.

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    6/?
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    Shortly before their high school graduation, new girlfriends Calliope, Jane, and Roxy hit the beach. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Karkat is working at a grocery store when his dad pays a visit, acting differently. He also finds out that his friends are coming back for the summer.

    Chronologically the first part of this humanstuck AU. Critique appreciated. More to come, hopefully.

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    "Why can’t a friend trail their fingers over another friend’s skin? Nothing weird, just tracing their scars or having a game of connect the dots with their freckles. He’s just so fucking pretty. Goddammit, why am I like this?"

    When Karkat can't sleep, his mind begins to wander. For some reason, it always ends up wandering to Dave: the dumbass he met at a D&D session. Insomnia's a fucking bitch sometimes.

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