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    AU: Back before he moved, Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas were (usually) best friends. However, when Karkat flies out from Ohio to see Strider after six months, he's shocked to see how much his bro has changed - with the new car, the new best friend, and the new need to leave Karkat behind every chance he gets, fighting is inevitable.

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    5/?
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    You ruined your dad's business deal. You embarrassed yourself in front of a bunch of people who mattered- who you were trying to fuckin' impress. Your brother is never going to let you live it down, and honestly, you don't blame him.

    It's not every day you have an extreme allergic reaction in the middle of a fancy dinner with important business prospects.

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    4/4
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    13
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    Dave Strider wrote the book on irony. Literally. Well, not a book, but a peer-reviewed academic paper with over 200 footnotes. Billionaire, movie producer, and now bonafide scholar. Oh, and primary financier and ironicist of the North American resistance to the Baroness of Crockercorp. It's 2006 and the sea levels are rising too fast, the food is full of "vitamins" that make you passive, and information is disappearing from the internet at the Baroness's whim. Dave joined the resistance long before his breakout movie success with SBaHJ; Rose's visions left no doubt that the two of them would be on the frontlines of the fight to save the world. He just hadn't expected Rose to ask him to house one of their fellow freedom fighters for a while, or for him to have *such* a nice ass. Yeah, he wrote the book on irony, so he knows exactly where this is going.

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    8/?
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    14
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    2
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    Dave Strider isn’t the kind of kid who gets tied up in murder investigations. He’s the kind of kid who deliberately tries to avoid murder investigations, actually. He doesn’t intend to get wrapped up in the death of Skaia High School’s resident quarterback, or to be forcefully befriended by the teenage second coming of Oliver Wendell Holmes. He certainly doesn’t intend to get a boyfriend, either.

    Terezi Pyrope, on the other hand, intends everything.

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    1/?
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    20
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    John Egbert is the last Dragonborn and may or may not be in over his head. Karkat saves him once and winds up along for the ride. Together they fight crime- er - wander Skyrim in search of adventure.

    Exactly what it says on the tin. An updated and semi-novelized version of the askskyrimjohnkat blog on tumblr.

    I may add more tags as they become relevant. Full list of pairings in the opening notes in order to not clog up searches (will be edited as they appear).

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    11
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Rose makes a group chat.

     

    (Humanstuck AU)

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    1/1
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    A summer heatwave causes Kankri Vantas to seek air-conditioned relief at the home of a former (and maybe still kind-of) suitor, Cronus Ampora. It turns out that Cronus's dad is kind of hot. Like, smoking hot. And that's a problem for poor Kankri.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    42
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    A sudden change was hard.
    This change was painful.
    He moved away from an abusive home which he doesn't know if he should be grateful about and is living with a ton of fucked up kids who are just as messed up as him.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    284
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    Songs from Monstercat (yes, it's a dubstep independent releaser from Canada, don't judge my life) and pairings from Homestuck (which might be a worse judge of my life and interests anyways, so whatever.)
    You don't have to have listened to the songs to like the fics, although a lot of them enhance the reading experience ^,^
    Enjoy!
    (P.S. I know the title's awkward, but Monsterstuck is a total different thing, and Homecat would have been a thousand percent more confusing.)

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    1/?
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    You would picture Tavros' enemy to be some terrifying, gigantic green skull monster.

    Instead it was the stupid English language, which Tavros' native Dominican tongue couldn't seem to get a handle on.

    Perhaps the advice of the mellow upperclassman student he meets while hiding in the coat closet at school will rub off on him.

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    Karkat falls for Dave, and doesn't get back up.

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    1/1
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    Super villains always get the horrible label of being evil and having no heart or really no soul in order to do what they're doing. But Karkat is different. Being The Red Baron is fun for him but his reasons for being the Red Baron aren't exactly his.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    34
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    Kankri Vantas acts as though he owns Chicago. Eoin Ampora knows he does. But what can a liberal and abrasive college student and a rich and elitist old businessman really have in common?

    A Fantastic Ego is What.

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    3/?
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    3
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    1
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    Sometimes, societal standards involving who can and can't be punched in the face in the middle of a Walmart get in the way of punching someone who really deserves it. Sometimes, it's the thought that counts.

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    1/1
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools.

    Without your twin sister and best friend, you've been left socially crippled at school, and barely coping at home. You're nearly certain that your mental health has been slowly spiraling downhill. You have no clue how you'll last the two years to high school graduation. In all this, there's just one single ray of light.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools. Except for meeting Karkat Vantas.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    35
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    80
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    A simple 'good morning' can turn into 'we'll get through this together'.

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    1/1
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    Eridan had been unable to speak for as long as he could remember, and anything before that he doesn't want too. When circumstances send him to live with his brother, he finds himself at a school for the first time in his life. As he learns how to deal with people and grow as a person, will he finally be able to face his past head on?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    24
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    619
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    You’re face-to-chest with a boy your age in a sleeveless Longhorns t-shirt, dark wash jeans and douchey-looking sunglasses. His hair is spun-sugar white, his skin not much darker.

    “Yo,” he says, and you proceed to forget every word in the English language (plus the handful of high-school French you’ve retained) except for an eloquent “uh.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/7
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    11
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    Every time he comes in he gets the same three things. A bottle of apple juice, a bag of chips, and bandages.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    20
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    21
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    In an alternate universe, Homestuck characters are the people of a struggling earthen colony. I am trying my best to present a very descriptive experience.

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    English
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    4,182
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    75

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