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    What happens when Dave Strider rescues Karkat from the Neo-Skaian Arena.

    (AKA: The motorcycle-riding asexual cyberpunk romance/comedy/drama.)
    [As of 28 April 2016] (Now feat. a dog named Casey)

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    English
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    26,389
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    504
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    Karkat likes a boy, that boy being Dave Strider but Dave probably doesn't like him. The dance is coming up and he ends up taking his sister, Kanaya. While Dave takes his cousin, Rose.

    Language:
    English
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    2,489
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    9
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    1
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    42
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    Karkat Vantas is the stage manager of a popular vaudeville theater indebted to The Mob. John Egbert is a runaway with nimble fingers and an excess of grist.

    Easy answers don't make easy solutions.

    Language:
    English
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    20,152
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    567
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    Sappy romantic and high school senior, Karkat Vantas, does not appreciate his older brother's boyfriend trying to score with both siblings at once. When another unsuccessful attempt of Cronus' seduction leads him to flee his room, he accidentally comes face to face with a romcom aficionado's worst enemy: A hardcore romance skeptic.

    I don't have a lot of fully fledged out plans for this, so I can't say how long it's gonna be or what the updating schedule will be like. But I can promise you this, it will be a hilarious ride of one boy failing to avoid obvious romance tropes and another trying to protect his first kiss, prove romance isn't dead, and attempt to avoid falling in love with the least romantic person he's ever met.

    Language:
    English
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    22,108
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2495
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    "Come here."

    "What?" John's expression is one of bewilderment. "Dave, are you suggesting I kiss you?"

    "Yeah. Why not?" Dave leans back onto his hands.

    "We're both guys! And I'm not a," he didn't get his sentence out before the blond cut him off.

    "You don't have to be gay to kiss guys and you never know 'til you try it. Christ, Egbert." He pauses for a moment to think. "I'll say 'no homo'."

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    English
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    8,128
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    849
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    A collection of short fics about some of the events that took place before the beginning of Wolfstuck, long before a teenage Dave Strider decided to go wandering through the woods at night.

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    English
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    6,315
    Chapters:
    4/12
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    159
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    When John Egbert finds a forgotten photo album on the bus full of beautiful snapshots of a mysterious woman in red sunglasses, he embarks on a mission to find the owner of the photographs - and the brilliant photographer who took them - that will change the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
    -Complete-

    Language:
    English
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    86,284
    Chapters:
    37/37
    Comments:
    452
    Kudos:
    887
    Bookmarks:
    159
    Hits:
    12631
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    Karkat comes from a horrible home life, his father an abusive drunk and depression ruining his social life. When a new family, the Striders, move in next door, how will the youngest, Dave, react to this?
    Read on to find where it ends!

    I do not own Homestuck or the characters, they belong to Lord Hussie himself!!

    Language:
    English
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    37,597
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    910
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    Rose is kind of sick and tired of everyone finding their soulmates around her. This Kanaya Maryam better hurry her ass up; Rose is kind of falling in love with this stranger she keeps meeting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,444
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    175
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    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    390
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    Legacies aren’t something people down below have to deal with. Eridan Ampora’s involves security and Angels; Feferi Peixes must decide if she’s ever going to return to her mother’s horrid genetic modification company. As they both run from responsibility and stay away from all who knew them before, they meet the Vantases and Maryams—their crazy neighbors in the apartment upstairs—who may end up dragging them (plus the rest of the fucked up civilization they live in) into a revolution.

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    213,379
    Chapters:
    27/34
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
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    John Egbert is the Heir to a vast kingdom, his power to play the wind giving him a light and carefree personality. Karkat Vantas is a peasant boy who enlists to become a Knight, his power to use his blood only to protect others giving him the coveted position of bodyguard to the young Heir. How will these two react to one another as they are forced to work together with the onslaught of war on their hands?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,696
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    392
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    You're not sure what to expect when you go to college out of state, in a place that you've never been to before and where you only know one person. Awkwardness, definitely, and a little bit of homesickness, too. Falling in love with your internet buddy's best friend that you kind of hate, not so much, but somehow it happens anyway.

    Or: Dave and Karkat fall in love, from both of their perspectives.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,157
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    156
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER; your brother, currently standing beside you, is DIRK STRIDER, and neither of you have even the slightest idea as to who the fuck these people are.

    Which is kind of a lie, you guess, because they're two of your best friends.

    Or, how twenty-two internet friends get invited to spend the summer on the Isle de Harley. Shenanigans abound, gratuitous fluff ensues, and Jack Noir unwittingly and unwillingly becomes the source of any and all relationship advice

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,254
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    69
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    All his life Eridan Ampora was told to hate the sea-dwelling scum that were Sirens. His Mother had been taken by them and was presumed dead. His Brother had the same fate not a year after.
    And now his Father had been killed by one of the most dangerous Sirens out there; )(er Imperial Condescension.
    Eridan Ampora is out for revenge on every last Siren he can get his hands on, but is there one he won't kill so easily?

    Language:
    English
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    6,552
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    480
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    A belated birthday gift for Twinksandboobs. A Humanstuck Mituna x Latula x Kankri smut fiction. It's Latula's birthday and the guys have something special planned.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    823
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    136
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    >User: Karkat Vantas
    Objective: Sabotage any and all customer attempts to purchase a live pet from the undermanaged retail hell you call a job.

    >User: Dave Strider
    Objective: Obtain a cat before your sister's birthday next month.

    Match: begin.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,012
    Chapters:
    9/13
    Comments:
    161
    Kudos:
    319
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    2767
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    When Dave Strider moves from Texas to cold, rainy Washington, he isn't that bothered. He had some people he wanted to leave behind at his old middle school anyway. And it's a pleasant surprise when he discovers that the friends he's made over Pesterchum turn out to go to the same new high school as him. There's even a stranger in a loose sweater and skater skirt shouting about social justice who turns his head. But Dave's been hiding something from his friends: he has ulcerative colitis, which means "painful inflamed large intestine" and is about as fun as it sounds. And it is a lot harder to be cool when your own body won't work right.

    I'm not going to be super graphic in my descriptions of Dave's illness, but a warning before you open this: colitis involves being physically sick, and not of the "throwing up" brand. So again, I won't be getting graphic, but it's going to be present.

    (The JadeRose is very minor, very brief, and won't appear for some time yet.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,196
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    118
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    "What is it? What is it?" Nepeta presses right up against his shoulder to get a better look.

     

    "It's a cassette." Karkat is dumbfounded, "Where the shit do you even get a cassette?"

    "Is there a note?"

    "No, nothing." He checks the packaging one last time. There's not even a return address.

    "Any idea who would send you a cassette?"

    "Fuck if I know." Karkat says, "Definitely not John or Jade, though I guess Jade might have access to one. But she would have covered it in stickers or something, not just left it blank. Sollux would have sent a disk, if anything. He'd probably have just emailed me a file instead of going to all this trouble anyway."

    "Well, whoever it is, they really don't want you to know that it's from them." Nepeta is inspecting the tape, "This is crazy. This is like..." Suddenly, her big, brown eyes seem to light up, "This is just like a rom-com! A mysterious tape... From a lover!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    99,335
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    448
    Bookmarks:
    59
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    Eridan never really expected much out of his high school career. He and his best friend had basically trudged through it together alone until their sophomore year, where friend circles grow and new kids barge into your territory. Unfortunately, one of these new kids is a tall, awkward nerd. And boy does Eridan have a thing for tall, awkward nerds.

    { alternatively titled: "everyone does a school AU at some point and you can only avoid it for so long". here's mine! guaranteed angst, awkward first dates and dumb kids bein' cute. }

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,211
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    336

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