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    Summary

    There has always been a recurring phrase throughout my life. The phrase used to confuse me when I was younger.

    Sit like a lady.

    Reason number one: What did it mean to sit like a lady? How does one differentiate male and female sitting?

    Reason number two: Why was I the one being told this?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    Cronus and Kankri meet when they're in kindergarten, and become the best of friends. They grow up together, even go through that awkward 'experimenting' phase together. When one of them moves again, their lives are thrown for a loop.

    Language:
    English
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    11,573
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    885
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    In a world where our beloved Homestuck characters are humans. They are locked in padded room for their mid day delusions. In a world where patents have sex with nurses in turn trade for privileges. A blond haired boy thinks he is a bird and a black haired girl think she is worlds best baker. A bombshell blond is haunted by imaginary children and a ginger think she is troll. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

    (Im already half way done i just need to finish transferring the works from roleplay form and into story form. Sorry for any bad grammar im dyslexic)

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    1,127
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    In which Eridan thinks Sollux is a very attractive nerd and won't admit it, Sollux thinks Eridan is a very attractive hipster douche and won't admit it, Karkat and Kanaya think their friends really need to resolve their sexual tension, and Rose can (probably) tell the future.

    Language:
    English
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    7,699
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    381
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    Your name is John Egbert and your dorm roommate is an asshole.

    Series
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    English
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    973
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    6
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    37
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    Tumblr request:

    "AU: Rose is a librarian (part-time writer) and meets Kanaya at the library she works at. Their first meeting could have gone better because Rose is working late after hours and finds Kanaya intensely reading while surrounded by books with no idea the place is closed and it's 12 at night and she's been there all day. Romance ensues."

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    English
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    2,169
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    76
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    Your name is Feferi Peixes and you're ready to move.
    -
    Your name is Meenah Peixes and you are nowhere near ready to move.
    _______________________________________________________________________
    Mostly Meenah and Feferi but the occasional other character.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,590
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    423
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    Life is full of hard and unexpected obstacles. These 18 friends are taking the world together.

    Language:
    English
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    5,754
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    27
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    Demon hunters, Dirk, Dave, Rose, and company, have been alerted to a dangerous demon presence in their city and they must bring this demon down in order to prevent any more deaths, but what they don't realize is that there is more to this demon than they first thought.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    5,281
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    113
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    The game is won, and the world is new. The humans and the trolls are all reborn.

    Their memories take some time to trickle back. Some of the players were more fortunate than others in their rebirth. But as they begin to regain their powers from sburb, they learn that there are people out there that want to exploit them, and its only a matter of time before one of them trips up and gets caught.

    Of course, all of this would be ten times easier if they hadn't been born halfway across the world from each other.

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    English
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    1,386
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    Nepeta and Gamzee are reunited after four years of not seeing each other. Set in modern day New York, you follow their journey through love, heartbreak, depression, and much more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,440
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    488
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    Terezi Pyrope and Vriska Serket are best friends. One night of drinking and partying leads them on a downward spiral, which cannot end well. Aradia Megido and Feferi Peixes are best friends, but Aradia's boyfriend seems to be getting between them. This is what makes them girls. (Bad summary is bad)(The title is a Lana Del Rey song and it's really good)

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    Chapters:
    2/5
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    Because we all know I'm such trash and have an unhealthy love for Meulin/Kurloz, here is something I felt the need to write out

    And this also is sort of like a bonus addition to RotF before their breakup.

    Language:
    English
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    2,342
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    All the beta trolls and pre-scratch kids are humans on earth where they spend their time flarping. Team Scourge led by Terezi and Vriska gets embarrased by Team Swag led by Dave and John which leads to a Flarping war and a lot of unexpected outcomes (Comment led story so leave a comment and i'll make it happen in the next chapter).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,469
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1756
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    Karkat Vantas, solitary and prone to self-harm, one day decides to end his boring and miserable life...leading him to the most strange encounter ever.

    Characters will be tagged as they appear.

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    English
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    9,844
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    13
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    281
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    Little bit of Sadstuck
    Probably will delete

    Language:
    English
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    170
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    22
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    Tavros goes to a party, expecting to be bored out of his mind, and kinda fine with it. Except, he finds someone there who ensures he won't be bored for a long, long time.

    --

    A Humanstuck AU

    Language:
    English
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    1,297
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    mitspeiler: John and Aradia embark on a deadly wager, a game of pride and cunning ensues and only one will survive... (well not really)
    2ni: Aradia and John get competitive as pales but then rED and HAPPINESS occurs

    Language:
    English
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    2,793
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    125
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

    Series
    • Part 1 of C&V
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    English
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    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    394
    Kudos:
    438
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    10807
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    Four students arrive at Hogwarts for their first year, but they are completely unaware of the tense times they face. The future holds worrying prospects, but the past will only bring unexpected surprises...

    (Ensemble fusion, character tags to be added as they appear. Updating once a week.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,098
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    385

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