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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you have THE WORST JOB. You would’ve quit by now, if not for...him. You have to stay. You’re kinda obligated to.

    (In which Karkat is a radio intern, and sees a suicidal boy across the rooftop)

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Kanaya Maryam must face the dangerous halls of high school-- falling in love, an unconventional family, and simply Being A Teenager-- all while dealing with a disapproving mother and the drama all her other friends bring into her life.

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    Eridan Ampora is a 17-year-old, that runs a book review blog, with a certain romance novel enthusiast. Eridan's at home life may not be ideal, it never was, but after one bitterly written review of a book, that enraged a basement dwelling hacker, it was changed. Said hacker did some questionable things, due to the review, his sleepless choice, however, changed his life as well.

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    6/?
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    5
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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    52/?
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    Dave Strider is an artist.
    Karkat Vantas is a writer.
    After Karkat hires Dave to create art for a story he's writing, all shit goes to hell.

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    4/?
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    Your name is Calliope, and today is your first day of seventh grade, and your first day back at a real school since your accident. You are... justifiably nervous. So nervous that you're still halfway considering being homeschooled for the rest of your life. However, you still have the same friends you've had since you were a small child, and most of them go to school with you. They are all, in their own way, willing and ready to protect you.

    And there's one more friend who may want to do something a little more than that? Perhaps? You smile when you think about her, but not too broadly. You're having sinful thoughts, and you're not sure how to feel about them.

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    Kanaya Maryam meets a violinist and falls for her instantly.

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    4/?
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    Asking for help from the local witches seems laughable at first, but anything is plausible if you let enough time pass.

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    Seemingly random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    21/21
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    3
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    Karkat's been stuck in the employment of the dangerous Makara clan for longer than he'd ever care to admit. With the innate empathic abilities he possesses, he serves them as a lie detector and personal confidante to the Prince of the Makara family line, Gamzee Makara. Recently, however, as he nears his eighteenth birthday, his power has begun to morph into something much more dangerous- something that needs containment and 24/7 surveillance. Something that needs close guarding.

    Dave is just a dude who's good with a blade and looking for a steady paycheck. His older brother hooks him up with a job for a group he worked a few years with, and quickly realizes he's bitten off way more than he can chew.

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    Gamzee Makara had always idolized the Batman, until the day he learned he'd never been supposed to. That wasn't the sort of hand life had dealt him, you know? Somehow, he'd come up with a hand full of Joker cards.

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    Lord What Fools These Mortals Undergrads Be
    ~Kanaya Maryam, probably

    Feferi is expecting to attend her sister's wedding with her girlfriend Aradia, but Meenah and Feferi's mother has other ideas, expecting Feferi to take "the nice, young Ampora boy." Can Feferi escape her mother's attempt to set her up with one of her best friends? Is she really comfortable with dating someone who is openly polyamorous? And can she juggle all of this and get Dave Strider's train wreck of a play ready in time for opening night?

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    A series of Humanstuck! Tavros x Reader oneshots

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    1/?
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    It's not every day your mother reveals that you have two new brothers that you never knew about coming to take permanent residence with you, with little to no pre-warning, might you add; not every day that they turn out to be the most complexly-wired beings this side of a molecular knot and not every day that the four of you find traces of an inky beast lurking around the surrounding woods of your home. To top it all off, knowing your mother, she won't, in the simplest of terms, do jack shit to solve any of these problems.

    You four have your work cut out for you.

    A story about familial bonds and how they're put to the test over the course of three or so years (featuring a monster mystery to keep things interesting).

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    4/?
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    "Haha think Overwatch-esque AU where it's the future and there's a lot of colorful gadgets and robots and people with a bunch of tech and abilities these guys all used to be part of Overwatch and the for of them have some weird intertwining history with each other.
    Or if you don't know overwatch think colorful sci fi
    Maybe that they used to be tight but a buncha shit hit the fan and oh no!
    Like think wild n zany! Totally out there character backstories! Rivalries and grudging respect! Old sad memories! Angst! And continuing romances?!"

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    this was based off of a tumblr post that i read, enjoyed, and decided "let's clear this writer's block"

    also known as: what the fuck why are you at pizza hut

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    chapter 1: "accidentally broke into your house because I was drunk" AU
    John Egbert makes bad decisions when he gets drunk. He gets turned around trying to walk home alone while drunk and accidentally breaks into the home of one Dave Srider instead. Dave, surprisingly, does NOT call the police on the drunk man trying to sleep on his couch.

    chapter 2: "holy shit I'm in the wrong car" AU
    After their first odd meeting, John and Dave meet up again when Dave's car gets towed and he mistakes John's car for his own, accidentally attempting to steal said car with John sleeping in the back. John thinks it's probably fate and also definitely karma.

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days are over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    3/?
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    In which three movies, two accidents, and a brief stint in hermitry end up rather nicely for everyone involved.

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    Dave Strider is getting married, and before he's officially tied down, John wants him to have the best night of his life. So he, Gamzee, Eridan, Dirk and Sollux take him on a trip to Las Vegas; casinos, drinks, and hot babes, what could go wrong? Apparently a lot.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    11
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