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    The guy you made out with in a closet at a party in high school is somehow miraculously back in your life.

    He still hasn't made good on his intent to ask you out.

    And he's fucking up buying lube of all things at the self-checkout station at Target. Where you work.

    (Hint: he makes good on his intent. And you're very happy.)

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    English
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    8/?
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    138
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    168
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    26
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    Karkat is now dating Dave Strider. Now that things seem to be getting pretty serious between the two, his older brother and legal guardian Kankri decides that it's time to give him... the talk.

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    1/1
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    Mituna week day 3!

     

    He didn't expect to see Ampora's little brother, and he certainly didn't expect to have a funny conversation with him.

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    I saw a piece of art that inspired this fic and apparently it's getting away from me. Basically Dave helps Karkat to come to terms with being transgender and helps him through the process. Trigger warnings for child abuse and homo/transphobia.

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    English
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    4,659
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    289
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    You've stranded yourself on the other side of the country. You're somehow living in a shitty apartment with an insomniac college student, a perpetually angry baker, and the insomniac's farmer boyfriend who likes to visit. You have no intention of staying, definitely no intention of getting dragged into their bullshit, but here you are anyway. And you really can't stop staring at the angry baker's ass.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and Seattle is fuckin' testing you.

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    English
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    12,195
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    107
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    162
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    23
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    1350
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    Every time he comes in he gets the same three things. A bottle of apple juice, a bag of chips, and bandages.

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    English
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    2,766
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    214
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    Karkat Vantas was at club derse just to see his best bro, Dave Strider, djing, but ends up helping a hot young man cheer up after finding out that he was being cheated on.

     

    how awkward that he was the one to tell him that too

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    10
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    147
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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    John leads a pretty normal life, and so does Jane. When they start dealing with relationships in high school, with both new friends and old ones, they both find themselves wound up in all kinds of teenage drama.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/15
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
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    Caliborn and Dirk decide to be kinky motherfuckers in public.

    The tags explain it better.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    >User: Karkat Vantas
    Objective: Sabotage any and all customer attempts to purchase a live pet from the undermanaged retail hell you call a job.

    >User: Dave Strider
    Objective: Obtain a cat before your sister's birthday next month.

    Match: begin.

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    English
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    73,531
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    308
    Kudos:
    546
    Bookmarks:
    106
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    It's been a few months since the death of the Black King, and Eridan has settled in to his new life with the Alpha gang. Things are going pretty nice, except that maybe the new transfer student has some concerning secrets, and that quite a few people are out to kill her, and now Team Alpha is stuck in the middle of a gang war, and there might be some outside organizations wanting to reclaim their projects. Oh, and two certain Princes might be having some issues with feelings.

    It's ok. Eridan didn't want some peace and quiet anyways.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    96,356
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    304
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1488
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    Dave never really though of himself as the soulmate type, but the proof was there in obnoxiously capitalized red ink.
    AU where the first words someone's soulmate says to them are tattooed on their wrist.

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    English
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    1,560
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    3
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    316
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    "How the fuck was I supposed to know it was a date?" Karkat spits his drink at him as he talked, a single drop of Dr. Pepper dripping down the right lens to Dave's shades.

    "I thought you were the 'Master of All Things Romance'," Dave replied, using finger quotations as he did so, "How could you not have known?"

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    English
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    4,372
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    511
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    No, seriously, I dont. We're living in a goddamn town not a city. Unless you wanna change it into Town Lights but that just sounds stupid. But I think I'm gonna roll with City Lights because it sounds cool.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,585
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    535
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    Eridan Ampora enlisted in the United States Army, something his whole family, save for his older brother, Cronus, has done for years.
    Sollux Captor is a nobody in a small town. His older brother, Mituna, is a disabled veteran.
    Karkat Vantas is an asshole who decides to play matchmaker with a soldier and a brother of a veteran.
    Will things end out nicely for Eridan and Sollux? Or will war tear them apart?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,787
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    29
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    668
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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    24,621
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    75
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    182
    Bookmarks:
    32
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    “Nepeta Leijon and Equius Zahhak are partners.” Recognition of your name jerks you out of your panicked reverie, and it’s said with one you don’t recognize, as the teacher points to a boy on the other side of the classroom. He’s tall for your age, wearing a neat school blazer and expensive-looking slacks, paired with small, square glasses just slightly tinted. He promptly responds with a pointed “yes, ma’am” and you scramble back to reality, nodding your head energetically.

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    English
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    2,994
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    10
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    87
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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,756
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    A summer heatwave causes Kankri Vantas to seek air-conditioned relief at the home of a former (and maybe still kind-of) suitor, Cronus Ampora. It turns out that Cronus's dad is kind of hot. Like, smoking hot. And that's a problem for poor Kankri.

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    English
    Words:
    16,298
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    917
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    They were bound to this land. Its fate was theirs, and with its last breath they would disappear.

    In a dying world, twelve gods make contracts with humans, granting them the power necessary to save this land. Even with their newfound power, seeking each other out and fixing this corrupted, rotted world is not an easy task.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,476
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    48

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