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    Congratulations, Cronus Ampora! You're dying! Now, you have two options. Either kick back and enjoy it and maybe wait for one of those Last Wish things to come through for you, or you can kidnap your hospital roommate and have the adventure of your life and possibly save the universe. Possibly.

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    33/?
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    11
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    All his life Eridan Ampora was told to hate the sea-dwelling scum that were Sirens. His Mother had been taken by them and was presumed dead. His Brother had the same fate not a year after.
    And now his Father had been killed by one of the most dangerous Sirens out there; )(er Imperial Condescension.
    Eridan Ampora is out for revenge on every last Siren he can get his hands on, but is there one he won't kill so easily?

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    6/?
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    26
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    Sollux Captor and friends crash drunk at Aradia Megido's apartment. A zombie apocalypse ensues. The longer I keep writing, the higher the chances someone gets murdered. Someone who's not Aradia, that is. I kind of already gave that one away, didn't I.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    2
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    5
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    You've stranded yourself on the other side of the country. You're somehow living in a shitty apartment with an insomniac college student and a perpetually angry baker. You're certain that the neighbor's tiny green dog is actively trying to kill you. And despite your greatest "no homo" efforts, you can't stop staring at the angry baker's ass.

    You, Dave Strider, are absolutely fucked.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    52
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    97
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    758
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    Karkat Vantas is just trying to drink away his problems, but this asshole in shades shows up and tries to convince him they knew each other in another life. Who even is this douchebag? Might as well humor him.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    28
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    203
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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    64
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    138
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    17
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    1126
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    Once upon a time, a little girl died. But her work in this life wasn't over. Not yet. She had Karma yet to pay for.

    Aradia Megido came back from death, and came back changed. Now she dispenses The Good Death, so that the Wheel of reincarnation can spin. She is a Euthanatos. This is her duty - her Chakradharma.

    Welcome to the Corpse Party. Truth Until Paradox.

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    26,134
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    12
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    16
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    ==> You are Dave Strider and you are going through hell and back. Fortunately you got yourself a helpful little goblin friend by the name of Karkat who actually wants you to get better.

    Edit 4/4/15: Now with some pictures~!

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    172,651
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    328
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    497
    Bookmarks:
    57
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    The 42nd Annual Hunger Games. It's an unusual pick this year with lots of young kids, trained killers, and some disabled teenagers. Vriska Serket is in it to win it; Karkat Vantas is in it to survive. Children will fight for their lives, dreams will be shattered, and bonds created and broken.

    But only one Tribute comes out alive.

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    English
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    41,008
    Chapters:
    8/9
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    The well and known Scourge Sisters! And their mom's! A history about incest but not really and how you supposed to get out of the closed to your also gay mother.

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    Chapters:
    1/2
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    Meaning: the impossible, or the unattainable. Since the blue rose itself is a rarity in nature, it stands for something that is hardly within one's grasp, an object that seems too difficult to be achieved.

     

    Karkat's favorite thing about flowers was the fact that they're a language all of their own.

    Dave's favorite thing about flowers was getting to meet Karkat.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    20
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    2
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    Six women entangle themselves in relationships and have an absolutely great time. AKA: Follow the humanstuck lives of the trolls you know and love as they find happiness and personal growth. It's gonna be gayreat.

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    5,667
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    8
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    62
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    And, so, a pair of young and naive fuckwits wander ever deeper into this massive catastrophe described as "adulthood."

    OR... In which our protagonists are faced with everything from the most outrageous of dramas to the most mundane of fluff.

    This is the sequel to holy shit we have quite possibly the most fuckin ridiculous love quadrilateral on our hands. Reading the first part of this series is not necessary but HIGHLY recommended. Although, admittedly, it's mostly really really long enemies-to-lovers fic.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    Eridan Ampora enlisted in the United States Army, something his whole family, save for his older brother, Cronus, has done for years.
    Sollux Captor is a nobody in a small town. His older brother, Mituna, is a disabled veteran.
    Karkat Vantas is an asshole who decides to play matchmaker with a soldier and a brother of a veteran.
    Will things end out nicely for Eridan and Sollux? Or will war tear them apart?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,580
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    410
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    -Story told in Cronus POV

    !! WORK IN PROGRESS !!

    There will most likely be spelling, punctuation, grammar, and other such errors in this story.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Karkat woke with a start. His mind was blank, all he could feel was the fear of the dream - another nightmare. He glared at the bed above him where Dave slept. He shifted with a huff onto his front, pressing his face into the pillow, and tried to remember the dream. It had been good he thought, but had turned savage at the end somehow as all his dreams seemed to. He turned his face to the side to escape suffocation by self administered pillow and slid down the bed further under the warm blankets. For some reason as his movements showed him that the dream had made him hard too. He puffed a breath out of the small breathing hole he had made in his blanket cocoon and rutted against the bed in fast jerky movements.

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    3,224
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    382
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    A friend's birthday in another city prompts a reluctant flight to New York on what may or may not be the worst fucking day ever.
    A misplaced comfort novel and a fear of flying salt the mind of an angry tired dude.
    Some fucking asshole in shades takes the last bag of BBQ chips.

    For no reason in particular, it feels like it's going to be a long trip.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,998
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    330
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    You're Kanaya Maryam, it's your 8th grade dance, some Britney Spears song is playing, and you can't breathe because of the girl you've pined over for ages is too beautiful.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    55
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    Sollux is a kid fresh out of highschool who needs money and does super low budget porn movies for Bro Strider. Dave, not liking what Bro lets other actors do to Sollux, tries to get Sollux out of the situation.

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    English
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    1,614
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,468
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    578

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