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    I didn't ask for this. He didn't either. I hate his guts and I'm pretty sure he, 'he' referring to the ghost of the long-dead teenager bound to haunt me until I put him to rest, hates me too. Now I'm stuck investigating an unsolved murder that happened almost 17 years ago and I'm running out of excuses to explain my weird behavior to the friends who aren't already sick of me, and a sudden onslaught of paranormal activity in the house to my father. As if this wasn't bad enough, a pack of malicious entities have taken an interest in us and seem to want to devour our souls.
    This is going to be a difficult year.

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    Chapters:
    38/38
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    187
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    (Relationships/tags will be added once they show up in the story!)
    They told you to stay away from them, that they were dangerous. They told you if you saw one on the beach, the plan was to just leave it and let it die there.
    You didn’t listen to them. You didn’t stay away from him; you didn’t let him die on the beach. You wouldn’t have forgiven yourself if you listened to them, if you had kept him out of your life.
    Your name is Equius Zahhak, and you’re in love with a mermaid.

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    “Putting it in your mouth ith kosher but God forbid if you touch a forethkin, that’th definitely where God drawth the line. You moron.”

    Karkat Is Too Jewish For This: The Motion Picture: The Fanfic.

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    1/1
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    This can't be happening. This can't be happening.

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    6/?
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    5
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    18
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    2
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    In which Karkat is a Sheriff and Terezi's a blind PI. They have to work on a serial killer case together, using whatever they can.
    Also includes the help of the sassy tech genius Sollux Captor.

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    52,225
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    A Homestuck fansession. Almost entirely original characters. Character images available at tiny.cc/collectivechars

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    Chapters:
    58/?
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    3
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    1
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    In which Terezi tells Jane a story she knows all too well.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    4
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    37
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    Dave and Karkat have a pretty sweet life really. They're perfect for each other, even though their personalities conflict. Not to mention the band they have going on with Terezi and Sollux. Bumps have really been shoved to each and every one of them down in the past, but right now it's okay. That's what Karkat want to think, until on his 18th birthday he gets some news. It's not the worst news he has ever gotten, nor is it the worst thing that has ever happened to him, though It will change his life in quite away. The life that he has gotten used to in the past few years is totally different. Now he's back on his own, sharing a small apartment with a dorky teenager named John Egbert. No matter how much Karkat tried to convince himself that he's fine without Dave, it doesn't mean anything.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    “You see that?” She pointed at the sky, above them and to their right. “That’s my constellation.” John chuckled and followed her finger, not seeing much out of the ordinary. “Nope, I don’t see a thing! I didn’t know you had a constellation, though.”

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Eridan is bored and lonely on a Sunday night. The clear solution to this is to go out and dance his problems away. The difficulty is that the DJ is an asshole. Also, a troll.

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    were running out of food
    the sun is dimming
    and i cant fucking do this anymore.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Your name is Kankri Vantas. Between a flooded library and dealing with your uncensored friends, your life has never been much exciting. That all changes when one day, you find a wounded alien on your front porch.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    9
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    3
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    Ireland is one of the many birthplaces of stories and myth, origin of fairies and leprechauns. Due to the urgency of Simon Captor's employer, Connie Peixes, he moves to Ireland with his family in tow. His son, Sollux Captor discovers more than he had ever bargained for at their new home. [DISCONTINUED]

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    English
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    14,361
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    (sequel thing to "adorn me with a lighter burden")
    Your name is Porrim Maryam, one occupant of a studio apartment, along with certain irreverent Mituna Captor. You are carrying 21 credit hours this semester in an attempt to get into a competitive program for nursing school. As it was in high school, your friends have a tendency drop to their problems - both mundane and catastrophic - into your lap. At first, you were happy to be of service. But now, you wonder how you can help others when you can barely keep your head above water.

    Your name is Mituna Captor, and after coming to several realizations about your identity, you decide to move out of your childhood home, and rent a studio apartment with one of your friends at the start of your sophomore year at college. All you ever wanted to do was study Electrical Engineering, indulge in 51CK 577UN75 on your longboard, ace Ordinary Differential Equations, and smoke weed with Kurloz and Meulin.

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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    70
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    Dave Strider is a total douche, who hangs out with other total douches. Karkat Vantas is an anti-social nerd who is new in town. He meets Dave, and his romcom fantasies start to get to him. DaveKat shenanigans ensue.

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    English
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    8,156
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    5
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Porrim has her first date since gaining custody of her deceased friend's son, but she's determined to get past her hesitance. For Homestuck Rarepair Swap 2015. A response to a prompt by user Ceminar.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    5
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    Fashion Week is what young new fashion designer Kanaya Maryam has been dreaming about for years. But a chance encounter with beautiful model Rose Lalonde may be the most rewarding part of her days in New York.

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    English
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    2,293
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Basically there's this special school and it's for weird people. So some troll exchange students come to this school with everyone else. Also, humans know about trolls and trolls know about humans, etc.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,930
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    72
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    After a string of misfortunes, Dirk Strider and his younger brother move out of the city, in hopes that a new house will mean a new life.
    What they didn't expect was for that house to already be occupied.

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    English
    Words:
    16,691
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    560
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    sort of part of "with reverence to twenty-seven".
    dirk and eridan agree to bury the hatchet, and not in each other's skulls.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    260
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    21

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