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    A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.

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    English
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    21,338
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    442
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    As the Nabootique closes for business, Howard and Vince are at a crossroad in their lives: not only career-wise, but also relationship-wise.

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    English
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    2,465
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    57
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    Based on a prompt by thecouchwitch on derangedficrecs:

    Vince is a peacock with a crush on Howard the human zookeeper, so he trades one of his feathers to Naboo for the ability to become human at night.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,161
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    88
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    Until ‘Howard and Vince!’ someone says, and laughs burst out around the circle. ‘Pff, like they’re not doing it already!’ laughs a girl, and Vince turns to see Howard’s face battling to decide whether it wants to turn red or white.

    From the prompt 'Howard/Vince-- Seven Minutes in Heaven'

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,260
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    52
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    Vince is in love with Howard but doesn't know how to tell him

    Language:
    English
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    1,857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    60
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    Vince Noir learns about love and sex as a young man starting out at the Zooniverse. His friend and mentor, Howard, helps him through an encounter with surrealist painter (Rosey), a non-romance with a man called Stitch, a one night stand with writer, Dan Ashcroft and a romance with performance artist, Julie B. (This is the first of a trilogy of stories featuring Vince and various characters played by Julian Barratt.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,335
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    57
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    Dark fic: Vince is attacked by a jealous admirer, and Howard is left in shock. Will Howard's love be enough to save Vince or will it be impossible for the electro boy to ever heal again?

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    English
    Words:
    47,164
    Chapters:
    8/10
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    241
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    'This is a little piece now I've written myself, with a pen, and it's set in Russia, around the turn of the century. I know what you're thinking-- don't think that, because this is dark, penetrating theatre. Please enjoy a piece I've written, called simply: Pies.'

    An excerpt from the script of Pies: A Tragico-Absurdist Vignette of Revolutionary Russia, and its initial reception.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,386
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    78
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    Vince lives in a care home and gets moved to Camden. He soon meets a group of people at his new high school that he can call his friends. Howard is a student at the school and eventually comes to be fond of Vince. Soon they become each others part of their life that they had been missing.

    'High School AU, Howince pairing, possibly some swearing'

    Language:
    English
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    3,543
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    75
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    It's the war and Howard is fed up of his boring routine. On his way back from work, the sirens go off, and he's forced into a stuffy little shelter two streets from where he lives. That's when he sees her....

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,248
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    58
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    Vince has a bit of an existential crisis. Howard struggles to understand extended fashion-based metaphors. Somehow, it all works out much better than either of them anticipated. Written for Concupiscence66.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    980
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    212
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    It's the 1960s. Vince is King of the Mods (or, at least, he thinks he is). Howard is a wannabe rocker.
    At this point your guess is as good as mine as to what happens next.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,167
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    192
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    Set after the end of 'Electro'. There were a few felt pens left over after the boys finished sorting them out for Uncle Walt...

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    English
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    1,628
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    44
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    Because Howard Moon needs a thorough bumming like Vince Noir needs an unlimited Top Shop voucher. Silly, filthy porn with way too much banter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,409
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    360
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    Howard returns from Denmark and Vince reveals a secret he's kept since they were kids

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,077
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    182
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    Vince is going out with Infant Sorrow front man and one of his favourite rock stars, Aldous Snow.

    To say Howard is having a terrible time of it would be an understatement.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,969
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    308
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    A story i recently discovered hidden away in my folders. Enjoy!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,671
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    199
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    Was asked by anon on Tumblr to write something where Howard has a cage on and only lets himself wank once a month. It spiralled slightly and ended up with this. I wasnt going to post it but *shrugs* why not.

    Not beta'd, not for profit, please comment! Also, i know nothing about Chastity devices etc so it was just whatever i could find on google

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,363
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    579
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    Written for Catie who wanted an Mpreg story. Included my usual ridiculousness and fluff,

    Please leave comments! I love them,

    Not Beta'd,

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,740
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    362
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    Howard buys a strange doll at a curio shop. Now Vince is worried about how he's acting, but is it Howard, or is it the doll?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,137
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    151

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