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Set pre series two, Vince and Howard have recently left the zoo for their new flat in the city. However, Vince can't quite get used to his new home.
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post series three. everything you'd expect and more. vince and howard hash it out.
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AU. Винс получает письмо от Грегга - старый друг просит его прийти на вечеринку по поводу помолвки. Все бы ничего, только жених - Говард.
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Howard wants to make a girl jealous, so Vince comes up with a genius plan involving lacy underwear, lipstick and the Kinks!
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Howard has always felt awkward when Vince touches him. Is it because Howard might be gay?
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Vince Noir is in love with Howard TJ Moon. Head over Cuban heeled boots in love.
Part of the 100 prompt challenge: 10. Years
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Orphaned at the age of six, and living in foster homes until the age of sixteen, Vince Noir is used to moving around from place to place, never really feeling like he belongs anywhere. A few months before his seventeenth birthday, however, he learns that his grandmother, Doris, ex-military spy and retired fighter pilot has just returned from Mexico where she spent the last ten years hiding from the Russian secret service. Suddenly, Vince's life is turned upside down as he moves in with his barking mad old Nan and is sent to Greggory's Academy, the highly questionable local school.
Talking gorillas, shaman Headmasters, Cockney dinner-ladies and a whole host of seriously under-qualified teachers are just some of the things Vince has to deal with daily at Old Gregg's. Luckily, his new friends Leroy, Neon and Ultra are there to help him along the way. The only problem is Howard Moon, who's about to make Vince's already weird life even more confusing...
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Each year, he tells himself it doesn’t matter, and for all intents and purposes, it doesn’t really. Who wants boxes of cheap chocolate or flowers or cards with stupid sappy poetry? Not Howard TJ Moon, no sir. But god almighty it still bothers him.
Part of the 100 prompt challenge: 96. Valentine
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If you can’t go a little mad watching the man you love do something as mundane as removing his boots or putting on a shirt, Howard thinks, then life isn’t really worth living.
Part of the 100 prompt challenge: 46. Star
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Howard truly believes he is a thirty-two-year-old virgin, a jazz poet and a musical virtuoso. While his memory is a bit hazy, Howard Moon is a man who knows who he is and who his friends are.
Vince, however, knows that Howard is wrong about everything.
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Warnings: Oh. Just the usual. Slash. Gratuitous amounts of smut. My usual twisted sense of humor. The basics, really.
Special Features: A brief mention of Bartok. Make up brushes. Ultra-fem!Vince. Blushing!Howard.Author's Note: Oh. Dear. I've clearly gone wrong. This was basically a request from my fabulous F-list [on LJ] who brought to my attention the necessity of a celebratory fic if I got a job at Avon. Which I did. So, with love, this fic is dedicated to: [name withheld] who thought of it, [name withheld] who seconded it, [name withheld] who died all over my post with laughter when she read it, and finally, [name withheld] who kept on my ass like a flannel and held my requested fic ransom until I wrote this.
Avon, obviously, does not indorse this fic, the reading of this fic, or using any of their products as demonstrated in this fic.
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AU. Vince is a secretary at Howard's struggling Trumpet Sock interprize. Can you guess where this is heading? Also, lots of throat clearing and one of my world famous jokey endings. For [name withheld]'s birthday.
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Howard finds something lurking in the flat that could change his and Vince's relationship forever.
Originally posted in five parts; Copy/pasted here in its entirety.
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Vince is mucking about in Naboo's things (never a good sign) and turns himself invisible. Kink ensues.
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Summery/Prompt: "Vince & Howard crashing at Leroy's after a night of drinking. They sleep on his bedroom floor with blankets. You describe as Leroy what you can make out and hear."
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For [name withheld]. Request was: "Howard and Vince sleep together for the first time, it turns out Howard knows more than Vince and has to teach him pretty much everything."
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Requested by [name withheld] and elaborated on by [name withheld] in a way only she could. Requested "fluffy-ish phone sex" that turned out to be a little comical. Howince NC17 with a side of Zoo-times. Howard misses Vince while he's stuck at home. Boredom leads to a call no one will soon forget.
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Fifty loosely-related sentences regarding the Completely True and Wonderful Love between a mentally-unstable copycat and his perpetually confused companion.
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Shortly after Howard returns from his failed attempt to be an actor, Vince is writing the next great children's book. As he helps Vince come up with a child-friendly ending, Howard realizes there might be more to Vince's story than even Vince realizes.