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    "It's going to be Legen-" Barney does his typical pause that doesn't keep anyone expecting because, well, everyone knows what comes next "dary!" And there it is.
    No one is actually paying attention, no one but Ted.
    Everyone knows there's something up with them, but they decide not to interfere, to wait until they are ready, though it's kind of hard to keep their mouth shut.

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    English
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    4,030
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    What if Barney, instead of Ted, had been the first one to see Robin that night at MacLaren's? AU of season one

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/14
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    767
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    Детки, Нью-Йорк большой город и я не стану вам врать, что мне легко было в нем освоиться. Да, я умный и находчивый, хватал все на лету, но после детства, проведенного в небольшом городке, и нескольких зажигательных, незабываемых, феерических, взрывных…ой, что-то я отвлекся – лет, которые я провел в Калифорнийском университете, я скажу сразу: большие города были для меня в новинку. Улицы сливались в одну, а дома были настолько неузнаваемы лично для меня, что проходи я мимо пусть даже сотню раз, дорогу к метро придется искать несколько часов. И если вы думаете, что это постыдно или, например, комплексы и небольшой, крохотный, амебоподобный страх, то нет, а может и да. Но не суть. Суть в том, что в Нью-Йорке живет более 8 миллионов человек. И сегодня я вам расскажу, как я встретил вашего папу.

    Language:
    Русский
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    7,510
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1234
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    AU。复仇者们都有自己的爱人,Loki在纽约之战中输了,施诅咒将他们与爱人分离,但并非通过死亡的方式。

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    中文
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    2,164
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    586
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    Ellie is all grown up, and it's time to share the story of her childhood with her fiance. My version of what happens after the "blue French horn incident" in the failnale. Trigger warnings for self-harm and depression.

    Language:
    English
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    7,859
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    674
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    Maria Hill is Robin Scherbatsky. Post-WS.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    342
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    Marshall and Barney fight over who Ted's best friend really is. No one wins.

    Language:
    English
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    333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    156
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    Sometimes comfort objects just aren't enough.

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    English
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    1,063
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    1/1
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    13
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    1
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    218
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    "We're not naming our child Umbrella."

    Language:
    English
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    1,552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    384
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    When Agent Maria Hill was undercover as TV News Reporter Robin Scherbatsky, she met someone who was legen-wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant-dary. Just a spoof story. (The fact that I need to explain that concerns me.) Taking prompts for chapters. See rules at the end of chapter 1.

    Language:
    English
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    15,540
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2349
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    This is a seamlessly paralleled How I Met your Mother-Destiel fanfic.

    None of the last season dying mess!

    Starring
    *Castiel as Ted*
    *Dean as Robin*
    *Sam as Marshall*
    *Jessica as Lily*
    *Gabriel as Barney*

    Read on and hilariety will ensue!

    Language:
    English
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    5,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    572
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    Lily and Marshall decide to try opening up their relationship, but is the one other person Lily actually wants to sleep with interested in sleeping with her?

    Language:
    English
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    3,378
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    3989
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    Louis would never know the feeling of boredom again if he had the privilege to study the face of the man with the umbrella for the rest of his life. The only thought running through his mind since the moment he saw him was “Isn't he lovely”.

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    English
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    1,986
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
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    2
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    600
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    Things are looking up for Maria Hill, newly hired Director of Operations at Stark Industries, until she takes some personal leave and everything spirals out of control in her absence. Between lawyers, Fury, people trying to sell her things, people trying to get her to hire them, and her mother, it's no wonder she's not checking her messages.

    "Ms. Hill, my name is Darcy Lewis with Dickey, Fuller, and Associates, and I’m calling to discuss the last will and testament of our client, Colonel Nicholas J. Fury. As per the Colonel’s explicit request, you have inherited possession of his pet anaconda “Buns.” Please come by our New York office to pick it up at your earliest convenience — please, you have to get me out of here, they’re having us interns taking care of the stupid thing and oh my god HELP IT’S LOOSE AGAIN —"

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    4,118
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1055
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    Based on the episode Legendaddy.

    Barney requests that Ted come with him to dinner with Jerry and his family. Ted agrees to support his partner.

    Language:
    English
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    2,525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1563
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    She shatters like glass in his arms. /for kayla.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,300
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    523
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    My idea of what I wanted to happen to Quinn when Season 8 came back. Robin and Barney find out Quinn is not who she says she is and decide a little payback's in order. Spoilers 7.19 to 7.24 end scene.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    2,181
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    178
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    Yang tidak kau ketahui adalah, bahwa mempunyai kau saja sudah cukup. — BarneyRobin {E:GiveawayHariBuku}

    Language:
    Bahasa Indonesia
    Words:
    1,295
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
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    Based on a prompt from letosatie, who asked for a threesome.

    This is kind of an excerpt from a longer story I've been writing in my mind, a modern powered AU where Charles and Erik are forced to work and travel together even though they can't stand each other. (It might help to know that they both identify as straight in this, too).

    There are a few subtle How I Met Your Mother references, but really Robin is just a character I borrowed for this part of the bigger story. (If it helps your visuals, the actress who plays Robin is Cobie Smulders, the same actress who plays Maria Hill in the Avengers movies)

    For a better understanding of how Charles' highly-touted 'Slap Me' pick-up line is supposed to work, you can check out my (626-word fic) Punch Me

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    818
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    AU of Game Night. Instead of the song about Shannon, the tape contains videos from Barney's old blog - and the gang watches them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    555

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