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    NYC is in the middl of a heatwave and the gang decide to head to the pool. Turns out Barney needs swimming lessons and when Ted offers to teach him, things get a bit weird. By which I mean sexy.

    More chapters to come on this; it's all written but being worked on. It's a bit relationshippy/schmoopy/cute, with a teeny weeny bit of angst. Very low-level angst.

     

    I originally wrote this back in 2012 and posted it on LiveJournal back then. I've updated it a bit, but most of it is accurate/spoilery up to about whatever season we were on in 2012. It's never been betad, so any feedback/criticism is welcome.

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    The Avengers are all in relationships. Loki is losing the battle in New York and he takes drastic measures to shake them, tearing their loved ones from away, but not by death.
    AU.
    (Phil hasn't "died" and is with the Avengers, so is Bucky).

    Smut warning for Chapter 15.

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    Maria Hill is forced to pick up her old cover again. But this time she has back up in the form of her own personal redheaded nightmare, Natasha Romanoff. How will she survive this suburban hell?

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    14/?
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    40
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    Grupka osób, siedząca przy sąsiednim stoliku, rozmawiała o czymś przejęta, gdy nagle jeden z mężczyzn zerwał się ze swojego miejsca.
    — Ja tego nie zrobię?!

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    Klingon calisthenics are great as a warm-up, but real warriors play baskiceball. Worf/K'Ehleyr. Technical crossover. One-shot.

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    Barney had to chose between 10 slaps or 5 at any time. He went with the five at anytime but the stress started to get to him. Scaring him away from his friends, especially Marshall who was planning to give him a slap at any time. Not only that but it reminded him of his child hood, memories he wished to forget.

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    Cute (horrible) Patrice x Robin oneshot. Shipped it tbh.

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    Barney never takes a bad picture, but some of them tell stories he might not have intended to share.

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    6/?
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    Penny ma dosyć ludzi składającej jej puste kondolencje.

    Tekst na temat nr 9 z wyzwania 100 drabbli w 100 dni. Betowała Rzan.

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    1/1
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    Everyone assumed Barney was dating Robin because of her “banging body” and her beautiful face, even Robin. But what everyone failed to realise was that if that was the case Barney would’ve just slept with her. No, Barney was with Robin for an entirely different reason.

    That reason was Ted.

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    2/?
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    14
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    3
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    The true origin story of the pineapple.

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    Alternate Ending to 'Last Forever'

    Robin let's Ted upstairs and they have a heart-to-heart where they realize they don't love each other anymore.

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    It's their anniversary, kinda, so she allows them a moment to stare sappily at one another across the table.

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    Tumblr prompts. The title has nothing to do with the stories, I just thought it was cute.

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    4/?
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    18
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    1
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    Post-Season Seven AU - One cancelled flight, one early arrival and a Christmas blizzard all conspire to turn Barney and Robin's airport encounter into a second chance at the love of a lifetime.

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    20/?
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    Barney and Robin get back together by degrees.

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    An alternate version of the scene from the 'Rally' episode where Lily and Robin's kiss doesn't get interrupted

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    2/2
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    56
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    2
    Hits:
    6038
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    Penny moves to New York City temporarily to work on Broadway in order to accelerate her acting career and escape all the drama between her and her ex boyfriend, Leonard Hofstadter. But, her life becomes an interesting twist of adventure and lust when she meets the one and only, legendary Barney Stinson.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    6
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    327
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    You like penguins, he says.

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    1/1
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    4
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    35
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    5
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    320
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