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    A collection of my drabbles for the OT3 Barney/Marshall/Lily from How I Met Your Mother.

    Warnings: dom/sub, minor violence, non-con situations (mild), bondage, threesome/polyamory, domestic abuse

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    English
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    8,700
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    24/?
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    16
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    668
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    A collection of my drabbles for various pairings in various fandoms, crossovers between fandoms.

    Language:
    English
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    6,333
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
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    273
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    four times barney and robin danced, and one time they didn't.

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    1/1
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    2
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    17
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    1
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    151
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    Barney, Robin, a week in Staten Island. What could go wrong?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    10
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    8
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    337
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    This is the third installment in my Ted/Barney miniseries, the first being 'Robin's Fault, Really' and the second 'Maybe You Should'. In this one Ted and Barney have just come home from their first date and are greeted unexpectedly by their curious friends.

    " “Hi, Teddy” Robin says, crossing her arms across her chest and tilting her head, the look on her face inquisitive, “Swarlos.. What are you doing?”
    “We didn’t know you’d be home” Ted says lamely, cheeks already burning like a furnace, “this isn’t – “. He stammers, then stops talking altogether.
    Robin stares. Barney groans. It is an overall awkward situation, really. The silence stretches into infinity between the three of them until finally an exasperated Barney grabs the bull by the horns and exclaims, “Jesus Christ, Ted, my tongue was in your goddamn ear, of course it is what it looks like"."

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    English
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    2,735
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    619
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    “Would you care to… try this again?” he asks slowly. “Like boyfriend and girlfriend Barney and Robin, but better?”

    Robin smiles. He can feel something he thinks could be joy radiating from her. Maybe it’s just from him. She loops her arm through his. “I think so,” she says. “As long as it ends better this time.”

    "Or maybe it'll never end at all."

    Language:
    English
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    1,661
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    2
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    165
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    A collection of drabbles for the pairing Barney/Ted from How I Met Your Mother.

    Warnings: abuse, dub-con, non-con, bondage, violence

    Language:
    English
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    1,769
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    566
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    A collection of my drabbles for the character of Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother, in various pairings.

    Warnings: non-con, abuse, child abuse, violence, suicide, dark themes

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,683
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    98
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    What happens between the time that Robin leaves the limo and the end of the episode? Robin's perspective on how the night unfolds.

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    English
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    2,761
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    1
    Hits:
    105
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    I've been meaning to add to this hellish pairing/fandom. What better way to do it than International Fanworks Day!

    Language:
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    640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
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    316
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    "I may have ripped my pants"

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    322
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    121
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    "Ted, if you become anymore of a dad they're going to make commemorative crocs of you." On happy endings, children, and growing old together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,711
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    273
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    You have 10 new messages

    Language:
    English
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    1,760
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    87
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    This fic is the sequel to 'Robin's Fault, Really'. Ted and Barney wake up after their night together and don't quite know what to do now that morning is here.

    "Then he remembers the night before, it all comes back to him, and the slight pounding in his head suddenly feels like someone has taken a jackhammer to the inside of his skull. He closes his eyes, willing the dizziness to go away, and mutters, “can I go back to sleep, please, we’ll deal with this later and – God, Barney, stop kicking me!”."

    Language:
    English
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    2,530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    581
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    What if the characters from BBC Sherlock, exactly as they are, were dropped into the universe of other shows, filling the roles occupied by other characters? I'll tell you what... hilarity. Or, stupidity. Yeah, I'm gonna go with stupidity.

    I've basically borrowed dialogue directly from other shows, and attributed it to the Sherlock characters. And doggone it, it works... Well, sometimes... I have no idea if I'll be posting more to this, but if anyone has any ideas, hit me up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,563
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    622
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    Tracy doesn't find out Ted was supposed to move to Chicago until they've been together for a year. It should probably freak her out, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    634
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    146
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    Robin's the mother. So I guess Ted's just been dicking his kids around with this whole epic story. The up side is, his son will still one day grow up to look like David Henrie.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    197
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    "Ted is Barney’s best friend, but Barney isn’t Ted’s. Marshall is. Barney doesn’t know why he keeps putting himself through this – why he keeps setting himself up for “Marshall’s my best friend”/”I’m his best friend”. He has grown so tired of that beast made of jealousy and sadness and loneliness living inside his stomach rearing its’ ugly head. Perhaps he just cannot let go of the hope that one day Ted will look at him with that wide smile and bright eyes and say, “yes you are”. "

    Okay so this is super sad. There is no happiness to be found. At all. It's Barney pov and rather short, mostly because I became too sad to continue. it's just really terribly depressing. Enjoy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,116
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    354
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    It is the gang's annual Thanksgiving feast, this year Barney and Robin are hosting for the first time since getting married. They are bad at hosting things and are horrible cooks but this year they are going to try and make it a good and happy Thanksgiving for the gang. A Happily married future B/R The gang in 2016 and beyond.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,655
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    291
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    "No, we really did get divorced. It just kind of turns out that we sucked at it."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,225
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    721

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