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    The truth is, a) Ted is not telling this story because he wants his kids to know how he and Tracy met, and b) Ted turns into a kleptomaniac when he gets near useless musical instruments. This is the story of how Barney eventually gets to ask Ted, "can you blow my whistle baby?".

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    la vie en rose: [la vi ɑ̃ ʁoz]"life in pink"; to view life through rose-colored glass
    a much more charitable retelling of the ultra-bleak series finale

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    "Now, I have to admit, this wasn't the first time we'd been assigned temporary members, usually while your uncle Barney was imprisoned on other planets, on trial on other planets, being pelted with rotten fruit at the town square on other planets, or attending another sensitivity seminar. We'd had marines and we'd had scientists, and once we had a supposed refugee from RDS-462 who turned out to be a mad priest and tried to sacrifice your aunt Lily to the Ancients. All of them, including the fake refugee guy, tended to find our team a little... weird."

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    in this AU one shot Barney and Robin are spies who on the hunt for the evil Ted Mosby. Have you always wanted to know what Ted would be like as a villain? Read on and find out.
    Takes place at the end of 8.02 The Pre-Nup and AU after that

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    John is very happy. That is, until the incident. Now, he's lost, confused, heartbroken, and the only person that can put it right is the one who has got him into this mess in the first place.

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    8/8
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    After reconnecting at Ted and Tracy's wedding, Barney and Robin settle in a stable, happy relationship.

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    Worried about Barney and Robin in the aftermath of their divorce, Lily and Tracy decide to stage an intervention for them.

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    Barney and Robin have a rational conversation about their issues in Argentina instead of making a spur of the moment decision.

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    Penny knows something's wrong when her father bursts through the back door. Or: Another How I Met Your Mother Finale Fix-It Fic.

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  10. Drabbles Written for Porn Battle XV by

    Psych, Oglaf, Disney Princesses, How I Met Your Mother, Dirty Dancing (1987), Rent - Larson, Princess and the Frog (2009), That '70s Show, Pacific Rim (2013), Burn Notice, Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Frasier (TV), The Nanny, Greek and Roman Mythology, World Wrestling Entertainment, Professional Wrestling, Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Rotkäppchen | Little Red Riding Hood (Fairy Tale), Parks and Recreation, Tangled (2010), Xena: Warrior Princess, Beauty and the Beast (1991), Gone With the Wind, Gone With the Wind - Margaret Mitchell, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Black Swan (2010), American Dad!, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Scooby-Doo! (Live-action Movies), Bridesmaids (2011), Jack and Diane (Song), Boy Meets World, Friends, The Venture Bros, Archer (Cartoon), Evil Dead (Movies), Evil Dead - All Media Types, Army of Darkness (1992), Death Becomes Her (1992), The Bold and the Beautiful, Dogfight (1991), Moonlighting (TV), Gavin & Stacey, Brave (2012), The Little Mermaid (1989), Evil Dead (2013), Bonnie and Clyde (2013), The A-Team (2010), Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Dani California - Red Hot Chili Peppers (Song), Wreck-It Ralph (2012)  

    14 Apr 2014

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    A series of fics written for Porn Battle XV, ranging from true drabbles to quadruple drabbles. Anything longer will be posted individually to the collection - see the notes at the beginning of the piece to locate fics by title, fandom, prompts and specific kinks.

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    53
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    3
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    "We're supposed to be together," he mutters to her gravestone, rubbing his hand on the cold surface that starts getting wetter as the rain starts to pour. "We promised each other that. For better or for worse. But you're not here for the worse." (Ted/ Mother oneshot)

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    After Tracy survives her bout with cancer, she and Ted appreciate life more.

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    Lily manages to have a career and raise a family without letting one fall to the wayside.

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    Ted and Tracy end up welcoming their late in life surprise baby in 2030.

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    Ted and Robin's attempt to make their relationship work again ends in disaster.

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    What happens when dwarfs and hobbits butt heads. Will they become friends or foes. The adventures of the Rum Club will decide!

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    3/?
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    3
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    2
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    1
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    105
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    After years of convincing himself that he was fine Barney feels like he can't pretend for much longer, but he's having a difficult time deciding what is right or wrong for himself. What happens when things from his past finally come to light?

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    A series documenting Lily's spiraling obsession with Robin and determination to have her no matter the cost.

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    2/?
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    1212
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    Ellie Stinson reflects on love, Disney movies, and how aunts come to be step-mothers.

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    The problem, she figures, is that she's never been the kind of person to make up her mind one way or the other and stick to it. There's always another option, another way. You don't make it to world-class journalist from teenage pop star without thinking of all the escape routes. (Post-finale fix it.)

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    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    921

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