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    Barney finally finds himself out of bed, only to crash down on the floor.

    Kinda reminds me of the pineapple incident, but not.

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    Barney and Robin celebrate Thanksgiving and share some unexpected news. Continuing the story The Annual Thanksgiving Tradition, chapters 14 to 20. Chapter 14, Barney and Robin have a nice dinner with Robin's father and figure out names for their unborn children.

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    "Ted, I need to make out with you."

    Naturally, Ted refuses. But not really.

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    Love, grief, life, death, friendship and spiked popsicles.

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    Robin, can't sleep because there's something on her mind that she can't stop thinking about. Barney and Robin have a conversation via text that changes everything. An, alternate ending for season 7 instead of Robin and Barney going to Maclaren's in 8.01 she decides to go home but what she has on her mind might change their lives forever.

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    Set in 2020, starts at Ted's wedding.
    Goes off cannon from there.
    Barney/Robin centred; how they cope with being around each other after no contact for so long. How Robin reacts to Ellie.

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    A 'Daria'/'How I Met Your Mother' crossover in the spirit of Barney's attempts to meet Ted's little sister - only this time, Upchuck's out to get closer to Daria's mom for Christmas!

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    the monkeys

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    Small changes can cause big ripples, starting on the night Robin first walks into MacLaren's. Barney/Robin focused AU based upon the butterfly effect.

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    Robin had a lot to think about in her trip to Argentina...

    “Stop it, Scherbatzky! You’re a strong, independent woman who’s gonna travel the world as a baddass TV reporter, you don’t do needy.”

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    This is a zip zip zip AU.

    "He feels her hands pulling at his hair as he kisses his way to her collarbone, letting his own hands move to push her suit jacket off. And later he’ll be ashamed to admit he never gave it a second thought, letting it fall helplessly to the floor along with his own jacket."

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    In this AU, Ted is hiding a big secret. Ted is a merman on the run from Linda Denman.

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    Make sure you have seen all of How I Met Your Mother before reading this, because it contains spoilers for the show. In this AU Tracy survives and tells Penny and Luke how she met Ted, right after he told them his story.

    I have also posted this story on fanfiction.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12570037/1/How-I-met-the-man-who-stole-my-yellow-umbrella

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    Eli sensed another hallucination starting. Sure enough, he spotted one of his fellow alumni, whom he hadn’t seen in years and who he knew for a fact was out in New York, gearing up to begin a number. What the hell was his name again?

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    What if the characters from BBC Sherlock, exactly as they are, were dropped into the universe of other shows, filling the roles occupied by other characters? I'll tell you what... hilarity. Or, stupidity. Yeah, I'm gonna go with stupidity.

    I've basically borrowed dialogue directly from other shows, and attributed it to the Sherlock characters. And doggone it, it works... Well, sometimes... I have no idea if I'll be posting more to this, but if anyone has any ideas, hit me up.

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    The road to Luke's birth is fraught with ridiculousness, but Tracy and Ted weather it well.

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    When Barney doesn't join the group at MacLaren's like they had planned Robin goes looking for him.

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    A retelling of the legendary story, with more than a little twist. Ted finds his purpose, and his family, sooner than expected, and it only grows from there.

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    Their timing was all wrong, but eventually they caught up to it. The episodes of Season 7 - Season 9 and beyond, as seen through Robin's and Barney's eyes. Note: This story only recognizes up to the legitimate canon ending in 9.22.

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    Another Ted and Barney-thing.

    A few boring things first, for the sake of being correct on the relevant Star Wars stuff. I have taken some liberties concerning Stormtrooper facts. if you find anything that doesn't add up I can assure you that I do know my SW stuff, I just had to make some changes for the story to make sense.

    "Ted leans down and plants a sweet kiss on Barney’s forehead. He tangles his fingers in blonde hair and tugs lightly, drawing a small, contented hum from Barney. They smile at each other and the sensation of being so, so in love is overwhelming and stunning, hitting Barney with the same force as a football to the gut. It’s sort of painful – he is unaccustomed to feeling so much, his chest is tight with emotions – but still ridiculously wonderful. Having been abandoned and let down so many times during his childhood and young adult life, Barney never stopped to think that he might deserve more than what he was getting. Before Ted, that is.
    “I have another present for you”."

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