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    College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate.

    ( Look, I don't even know how to describe this AU anymore: Madara is a stage magician. He has a hat. Porn is smuggled. Itachi is a starving law student. Kakashi is teaching professional ethics - and Yamato is the lost and long-suffering postgrad under his supervision. Sakura is addicted to Icha Icha. Pein is a hipster barista and his latte foam art is a thing of beauty. Hidan is naked. Naked with a goat. )

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    92,360
    Chapters:
    20/?
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    105
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
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    100K Word Self-Challenge

    Her older sister was gone, exiled by their very own father, leaving her without the sister that she loved more than anything. Gone were the days of blanket forts, giggles, and the mispronunciation of grown up words. She had so much happiness to share, if there were anyone there to enjoy it.

    His foolish little brother was far, far out of his reach. After all, he'd taken everything from him, destroyed his world, and killed any hope of enjoying a relationship with friends or family. He couldn't blame the boy for wishing him dead. He deserved death, but that he saved for a purpose, a purpose so far into the future that he was worried he would destroy himself before the day came.

    They needed each other.

    After all, there's something profoundly special about the family that you choose to call your own.

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    English
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    98,524
    Chapters:
    27/28
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Dans le Konoha des années trente, la dernière revue du Chidori fait grand bruit. A la tête du plus puissant clan de la ville, les deux frères Uchiha n’imaginent pas ce qui les y attend. SIN – UA

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    Français
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    215,175
    Chapters:
    35/42
    Kudos:
    8
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    311
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    “He’s nine,” Mangetsu says, after a moment of apparent bewilderment that Suigetsu’s company on this politically delicate, top secret, officially nonexistent, restricted S-rank mission might be in any way a problem. “C’mon, you think he gives a shit about the details? I brought him along to kill people and have a bit of fun.”

    Kisame, chewing at a strip of dried mackerel, lifts his eyebrows.

    (There are worse things to bring along on a mission than a single overambitious genin. Probably.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    96
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    It's never been confirmed that anyone in the Akatsuki can actually handle children. Well, until six of them get turned into children.

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    2,933
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    61
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    Whooo I am on a roll! Here is the third installment of my Bittersweet series with my favorite Akatsuki member, Kisame.

    This one shot was not as exciting as the others, dealing more with inner thoughts than dialogue or actions. However, we did learn something valuable today!

    You dear reader, are a mom. ;) To find out more, keep reading!

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    English
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    679
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
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    This is the second one shot in my new series Bittersweet, starring my favorite Akatsuki member Kisame!

    Ah, the relationship between Kisame and you is quite complicated isn't it? In fact, your past holds a dark secret . . . But what could it be?

    Keep reading and find out! ;)

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    English
    Words:
    603
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    This is a new series involving a complicated romance between Kisame and you, dear reader. You
    have been hurt by this handsome Akatsuki member . . . but were you really?

    Or was it you that did the hurting?

    And what will you do about it?

    To find out, leave comments letting me know what you think. And don't go any where, cause this is not all folks. ;)

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    English
    Words:
    376
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Nagato's Rinne Tensei brings back a few more people than just the village of Konoha. Having returned to life, Itachi assumes Madara is up to all kinds of bad shenanigans and takes it upon himself to collect the rest of the recently resurrected Akatsuki in order to bring him down. It's his final mission, after all: Protect Konohagakure from any threat the Uchiha clan thinks to throw at it, and eliminate his entire clan once and for all.
    En route to this goal, Itachi is forced to come to terms with what he's done in order to move on, save Sasuke from destroying what's left of his chance at a normal life, and stop Madara once and for all. Meanwhile, Konan takes a stab at diplomatic relations in more ways than one; Yahiko deals with what's become of his organization since he left; and the rest of the Akatsuki sardonically face their demons and their mortality while slowly coming around to the realization that maybe rampant murder has some detriments after all. Namely, what if one of their members dies? What if they find (uncomfortably, in the manner of those who've been certain for years that they've tossed out all emotion and suddenly discover they haven't) that they don't want to let each other die all over again?

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    English
    Words:
    22,637
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    810
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    "When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, just follow your arrow wherever it points." -Kacey Musgraves
    Doctor Kakuzu Hoku had followed one straight and narrow path his entire life in the pursuit of his one and only love; Money. Dubbed the 'asshole of the century' he constantly finds himself having to get new secretaries via his old friend Kisame Hoshigaki, the friendly and easy-going human resources worker. Unfortunately for Kakuzu, Kisame makes a bit of an error sending him his latest employee while trying to help out one of his friends, a man by the name of Itachi Uchiha, who's new roommate has been having a hard time finding work due to his less than spectacular legal history.

    Hidan San is 'desperately afraid of his own desires', and throughout his unfortunate life has never managed to find a place he could really call home, or people he could really call friends, until he accepts a job in a last-ditch effort to appease his roommate that ends up sticking him with the man he's come to know as Dr. Satan. After a string of self-realizations and mini-panic attacks, they find themselves suddenly on a completely new path that greets them both with surprise after surprise.

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    English
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    109,517
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
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    127
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    Sequel to 'Recurring Nightmares'.

     

    The secret to immortality has been exposed, Hidan's been taken hostage, and Shikamaru is slowly losing his mind in the midst of the chaos. Foes turn to friend, then back to foes, and finally back to friends. The poor Nara is completely lost in his own damn religion and at the end of the line as far as pulling miracles from his ass go... What will it take to force even a remotely happy ending?

    After complications with his newest boyfriend, Neji has some tough decisions to make when they go to help out his ex and least favorite person in the world. Itachi decides to confide in the Hyuga all the terrible secrets of his past, and he's left with deciding whether to sever the small link to sanity Hidan and his Ex have left, or saving the world.

    The orchestrator behind this whole mess finally pulls the strings on his trap, and suddenly all the comrades are faced against each other.
    To top it all off, our two favorite Jashinists discover the origins of their deity, and are faced with the choice of sticking to their faith, or turning their backs on everlasting life.

    This is getting really, REALLY troublesome.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,439
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    64
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    Deidara, a new employee at the Akatsuki restaurant, meets a redheaded chef that threatens his reputation and future goals.. Sasodei, probably some future kakuhida, light kisaita. Future lemons, prolly. Shoutout to my editor Mariah, you rock qurl

    Language:
    English
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    4,717
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    117
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    Akatsuki have declared war on Konoha. Maito Gai does battle with an old foe, and opens all eight gates.

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    English
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    1,479
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    The Uchiha brothers return to Konoha and each find the loves of their lives.

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    English
    Words:
    38,943
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    508
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    Itachi takes 8 year old Sasuke w/ him and is joined by his lover.

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    34,479
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    86
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    Naruto accidently hits Itachi with his car and it ends up being the best thing that ever happened to either of them.

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    Words:
    13,641
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    329
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    "You're hiding something."
    "Am I required to tell you everything?"

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    English
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    1,059
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    115
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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    318
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    Naruto had lived in the forest with his hermit uncle since we was a small child. It was his life and he loved it. He rarely had anything to do with the outside world. Until it comes crashing into his nice and quiet life with one major life changing issue.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    129
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    Happiness is just as fleeting as any drug high. As soon as you find it, it's gone, and you're left searching again. But the path is sometimes blocked. And sometimes you just can't get what you want, no matter how much sense it makes, or how good it feels.
    Life is a big old bitch with an appetite for misery... and she's always fucking hungry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,256
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    64

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