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    A collection of nine teens and young adults are in charge of governing the peace of our world- planet earth. Between smacking sense into officials, remaining anonymous, attending college, and dealing with weird trans-dimensional travelers they struggle to hold shit together.

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    "When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, just follow your arrow wherever it points." -Kacey Musgraves
    Doctor Kakuzu Hoku had followed one straight and narrow path his entire life in the pursuit of his one and only love; Money. Dubbed the 'asshole of the century' he constantly finds himself having to get new secretaries via his old friend Kisame Hoshigaki, the friendly and easy-going human resources worker. Unfortunately for Kakuzu, Kisame makes a bit of an error sending him his latest employee while trying to help out one of his friends, a man by the name of Itachi Uchiha, who's new roommate has been having a hard time finding work due to his less than spectacular legal history.

    Hidan San is 'desperately afraid of his own desires', and throughout his unfortunate life has never managed to find a place he could really call home, or people he could really call friends, until he accepts a job in a last-ditch effort to appease his roommate that ends up sticking him with the man he's come to know as Dr. Satan. After a string of self-realizations and mini-panic attacks, they find themselves suddenly on a completely new path that greets them both with surprise after surprise.

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    18/?
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    14
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    54
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    3
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    [[HidaDei Fic]] Deidara is your average nerd, and Sasori is your average popular guy. Deidara's always loved Sasori from a distance, but finally mans up and confesses. However, Sasori rejects and humiliates him. What will Deidara do to get back at the redhead?

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    3/?
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    4
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    18
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    Itachi eats ice cream with Kisame and remembers a hot summer afternoon in Konoha before the Kyuubi attack.

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    I knew I should have brought the bag full of kittens to the shelter right after I found them but my son has been wanting a pet and I've always liked cats. WORST DECISION EVER. They were normal (kind of) for about a week when they suddenly turned into 9 (hot) men and one lady for 30 minutes. Every week after that their time spent as humans was extended by 30 min. and man were they annoying. WARNING lots of cursing (not just from hidan).

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    The members of the Akatsuki sure are definitely weird ... in more ways than you'd expect ...

    ... Oh, god, the things Konan has to endure.

    But perhaps she has harbors a deep, dark secret of her own? Hmmm?

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    A ridiculous situation. Demands are made and a contract is forged. Can Sakura reconcile a betrayal to her village for what she wants most? KisaSaku. Rated M for swearing, stupid jokes, casual violence, and probably sexual content.

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    Tsunade thinks some of the old rookies are fighting to much and are uncooperative, she puts Ino to the task of getting them to bond and become better friends. Ino and Shikamaru's father come up with a texting plan and so Ino makes a large group chat that the majority of the rookies cannot leave with their new phones. But alas they're hacked, and shit hits the fan.

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    3/?
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    1
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    He takes his time cooling down after training, but it has nothing to do with the instructor for the next class. No, of course not. KisaSaku Modern AU

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    1/1
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    Sometimes even the best swimmers sink. KisaSaku Modern beach AU

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    A chance meeting at the train station. KisaSaku Modern AU

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    Sakura was regretting pointing out the regular she thought was cute; she should have known Ino wouldn't be able to keep her mouth shut. A little KisaSaku coffee shop au one-shot

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    There wasn't anything that irked him more than the inconsiderate people who listened to their music too loud on the bus. Did they think the whole world wanted to listen to the grating bass line of their shitty music? (KisaSaku bus AU)

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    Sasuke Uchiha was born into a wealthy, slave owning clan. His father has multiple slaves, his brother supposedly owns one, and three years ago, Sasuke had one too. After a fateful event, Sasuke vowed to never own a pet again until his father forced him to bid on another. Now he's stuck with a blue eyed blonde who seems hell bent on making his life worse than it already was. Where will this silent, wide eyed boy lead him? And what happens when tables turn unexpectedly, making Sasuke wish for the home he'd tried to forsake?

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    2/?
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    College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate.

    ( Look, I don't even know how to describe this AU anymore: Madara is a stage magician. He has a hat. Porn is smuggled. Itachi is a starving law student. Kakashi is teaching professional ethics - and Yamato is the lost and long-suffering postgrad under his supervision. Sakura is addicted to Icha Icha. Pein is a hipster barista and his latte foam art is a thing of beauty. Hidan is naked. Naked with a goat. )

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    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
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    103
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    Naruto is an amateur photographer and he caught the best photograph of his life of a black haired boy on vacation in Santa Barbara. Determined to get another shot (or a billion) Naruto chases after the elusive captured model, who happens to be an aspiring fashion student still in college.

    Oh, and one more thing: no photos of Sasuke are allowed.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    47
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    Fantasy AU (With Artworks inside)

    In a world where Elementalists and Sorcerer live among mortals and rule as their lords, it can't be good to be the last of a kind that hasn't been seen for centuries. As a Chosen of the Moon, Uchiha Sasuke is a very powerful man without a place in the world. After five years wondering about what's really between him and his Captain, Uzumaki Naruto, Sasuke has to make a decision. Meanwhile, Naruto and Sakura are desperate about the secrets Sasuke keeps as sinister threats knock on their door.
    In another realm, Itachi has his own ambitions that would change the world and the lives of all its inhabitants, that of his brother included.

    Also for non Exalted players.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    95
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    7
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    Itachi reincarnates into his child body. He didn't remember himself to be this ugly nor his cousin to be an idiot.
    Since when has his life become this normal and chaotic.
    Mild ShiIta, KakaIta and KisaIta.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
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    32
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    4
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    336
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    an Alanna the Lioness take on the Naruto world. In a world where only men can be shinobi, Sakura switches places with a brother to become the first Kunoichi in 1000 years. Now she only has to hide her gender for the next 8 years.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    46
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    16
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    My Naruto collection of short one shots and lemons. May include slight rape, fetishes, sex in public places, and/or same sex pairings.

    To see the list of works, make sure to click on the chapter index button, and there you can choose which one you'd like to read.

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    Language:
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    Words:
    35,518
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2358

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